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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3750 on: January 15, 2016, 09:23:01 AM »

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« Reply #3751 on: January 15, 2016, 02:43:23 PM »
Have you ever had the pleasure of experiencing a prostate-induced orgasm?

In my life, I've experienced orgasm via hand manipulation, vaginal sex, anal sex and also direct stimulation of the prostate.

Out of all of them, the prostate orgasm is by far the most powerful orgasm a man can experience.  It is so powerful that besides ejaculating the most amount of semen you'll ever be capable of producing, it makes you weak in the knees and makes you feel tingling, nerve-like shooting sensations down your thighs and up towards your abdomen.  It's the kind of orgasm that radiates throughout your body and makes you feel as if it wasn't just your scrotum that managed to drain itself.

There are many way of attaining this form of orgasm, but it takes time and practice to master it.

So, do I think that Tbomb's lady friend might possibly insert a vibrator up Taylor's hairy behind in order to provide him with double stimulation (vibrator to prostate and penile stimulation via her African Vaginus)?  Yes.

Although, unless he posts a picture, none of us will truly ever know.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3752 on: January 15, 2016, 04:51:47 PM »
Re: In here you vote for Shizzo as Mod for G&O

Seriously, can't we just ban him* already? Or at least limit his presence like we do for Josh? Nobody likes him and most dislike him.
* Shizzo


How do folks dislike someone they've never actually met? If you are passing judgment on folks based on their behavior (posts) on Getbig, you have some serious issues and probably not much of a (real) life.


You go into some sleazy porn shop and get on your knees and suck some random cock poking out of a hole. I don't have to know you in real life to dislike you.

I've never met Pol Pot, Hitler, Stalin, Mao.... to hate them.
What a retarded statement.
You sit home alone, old and frail, nothing to live for, jacking off to gay porn lecturing others about passing judgement on what kind of life they live.

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« Reply #3753 on: January 15, 2016, 08:53:50 PM »
Dj181 visits Master Donny!


Sweet Jeebus.  How did I miss this one.  Fucking Ironmeister is a genius.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3754 on: January 16, 2016, 01:49:28 PM »
Observations

you know at the risk of me sounding hypocritical, I must say there are alot of fucking weird dudes on GB....

You have....

-100 plus page appreciation threads where some, not all of the participants take ass licking to a new level

-members who I assume are probably chronic masturbaters in real life because all they do is post pictures and never post

-people who claim to have competed in some sort of strength/thong sport yet there is no proof and those people demand proof from others

-people bragging about their ability to eat ginormous amounts of fast food and trying to challenge others to physiques contests when they disagree  even though the junk food junkie physiques are all drugs and horribly grotesque in a skinny lobster from the sea kind of way

-people like the fast food lovers above arguing about morality in business in that thread who also have a 100 plus page thread about them about some not so moral decisions

-straight guys who are overly obsessed with gay sex

-some of the old men's drawn out stories(not wes)
-a thread about Las Vegas up on the board about current vegas sucking compared to old vegas which sounds more like bitching because the days ofmooching free nickels and meals is over unless you are an actual high roller

-any Howard thread on the internet

-90 plus page worship thread devoted to a cugly(cute and ugly) flat chested, big nosed chick who probably was the original DLB selfie wise

-the amount of people who slag goodrum's physique and business success/failure whom have never taken a risk themselves

-the walter sobchek's and donny's of the board who call people out on shit for being keyboard warriors yet are also keyboard warriors themselves

-guys who a little too sex starved in any topic

-people who brag about their lives, about what they would do in some emergency/life-death situation to survive crying because they want someone banned

-racists of all colors and backgrounds crying racism

-trolls whining about trolls

-gimmicks whining about gimmicks(like who gives a fuck if someone has a gimmick account, must be nice to have spare time)

-people who currently use/abuse rec drugs and/or PED's worried about eating a big mac once in a while

-old geezers and naturals who slam others who choose to use PED's yet are fans of bodybuilding which has NEVER been natural 100%

-people who think that a 73 year man who won a national title 45 years ago and who was not only around but in some cases in the room when some major history in bodybuilding took place(1980 Mr O) does not and will not get Blue Stars because he has a different opinion and/or has been critical of the IFBB in the past yet we have had no problem giving them to people who have done gay4pay, dealt drugs, are wife beaters, hookers, thieves, addicts, porn stars, etc. Hell we have people who have no proof of cometing or whom have never worked out who have blue stars or expert tags, thats weird.

Anyways does not mean I hate anyone, just people, places and things I find weird here

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3755 on: January 16, 2016, 02:00:49 PM »
Observations


I could do even better than that when I was a serious poster. No longer give much of a fuck.

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« Reply #3756 on: January 18, 2016, 09:33:52 AM »
Re: El Chapo was Juicing

Though this was an interesting mix of items.  The live footage of the raid is cool too. 

"Images broadcast by Televisa showed blood and bullet holes spattered on the white walls of the house. In Chapo's downstairs bedroom, there were flatscreen TVs and a sofa littered with injectable testosterone, syringes, antibiotics and condoms."

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/before-capture-el-chapo-fled-via-secret-doorway-behind-mirror/ar-CCp3ry?li=BBnbcA1


I wonder if he'll escape through one of these next time?



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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3757 on: January 19, 2016, 09:07:58 AM »
Re: Some advice for Vince Goodrum




I hope Goodrum listens to this.  I don't think I can stand it if he comes on here to tell us that his ass was ripped apart by his boyfriend Vissy.  Here is a visual.  We all know what Goodrum looks like and what Vissy looks like.  now imagine them fucking and sucking.  If that doesn't just about make you throw up then you are one tough person. 

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3759 on: January 21, 2016, 05:11:37 AM »

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« Reply #3760 on: January 21, 2016, 01:50:28 PM »
Re: Blue stars and no pics

What happens when someone receives these mystical blue stars? Is it like receiving a purple heart or nobel peace prize? Can one use these blue stars like a get out of jail free card? Do these blue stars help you land a great job or improve your credit score, maybe join a private country club? These stars sound very interesting and exciting. Please tell me what they do???? The last time I remember stars being handed out and anyone getting excited was in 2nd or 3rd grade. I thought it was fucking stupid back then even as a kid. Surely now these magical stars must have some great value and meaning to them and not just handed out for bravery of entering a bodybuilding competition????

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3761 on: January 22, 2016, 04:49:14 AM »
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« Reply #3762 on: January 22, 2016, 11:05:36 PM »

Yes, It is clear that I have made Pellius, my lap dog, over the years.

I'm lovin it.  ;)

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3763 on: January 23, 2016, 12:22:32 AM »


this is brilliant!  ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #3764 on: January 24, 2016, 12:37:03 PM »


this is brilliant!  ;D ;D ;D

made by ironmeister  :)

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3765 on: January 26, 2016, 03:52:07 AM »
Re: Freakfactor - Paco Bautista pleasing the schmoes.

Viewers discretion is advised due to schmoes comments and orgasmic grunts.

https://www.facebook.com/mrofansite/videos/875166419218426/


It's creepier if you understand spanish.

"Spread your legs Paco... bend over... that's it... do it... now!"


Kyomu appearance in 3...2...


I am herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeee eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! ;D

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« Reply #3766 on: January 26, 2016, 01:40:59 PM »
Re: Team Venom Vince Versace!


I just started Team Venom Vince Versace in support of Vince for KEEPING IT REAL!

If you wanna join, put Team Venom Vince Versace in your signature line.


Sorry guys but I was nothing more than a jobber for squash matches.  My last gig as Venom Vince Versace was MCing for a start-up wrestling promotion in 2001 and I haven't wrestled since '99.  Don't expect me to return to the ring....ever.


I like my work now....pays more without the headaches and backaches.  Try taking a few Jackknife Powerbombs and see how you feel in the morning.... ;D 

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« Reply #3767 on: January 28, 2016, 12:11:33 PM »
Re: Ever Faked It?

Substance like Deca make it HARD to finish, no matter how hot or snug the girl is. That being said, back in the day, after a good 45 minute bang session, id be tired and faked it a few times. Am i the only one?


Man I couldn't risk knocking this girl up.  She was my friends girlfriend and she had a kid with him already.  I didn't want no evidence of my crimes out there.

I ran into that nikka not too long after I banged up his girl.  Felt bad.  We weren't super close but still it was awkward as fuck.  Pretty sure he didn't know.  I think he knows now.

I used to be scandalous with my cock.  Not as much these days.


A few times.  Spit on a girls back once to pretend.  A few times I just stopped and said fuck it and left.

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« Reply #3768 on: January 29, 2016, 11:02:24 AM »
Re: Sucked a dick last night <no homo>

I can freely admit to walking a line most of you cannot comprehend.  It is a major reason for my ascension to being a getbig Hall of Famer,

Life is about experience.   Those who live in fear and are afraid of new experiences, and the judgement of others, are not truly living.

I am not like that.  I wanted to see what the fuss was all about.  I won't do it again, but it was worth the experience.  Nobody will accuse me of being average.

100 pages easy.   /OMR approved.


BTW....whats the point of saying "No Homo".....like that is going to make it any different you stupid bastard.  Are you starving for so much attention on getbig that you would wrap your lips around a throbbing dong and start sucking it off????


Damn....10 pages easy but I don't think Listermint will wipe out the amount of embarrassment

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« Reply #3770 on: January 29, 2016, 02:48:57 PM »
Re: So wait a minute, did Shizzo admit giving a BJ?

Jesus
Shizzo really is a cock muncher
Trying to say the post was altered
We all saw it


Bullshit. I don't even know the thread in question, because the thread has been deleted. Even if I posted that exact quote, it was taken out of context within the thread. There is no way that what was being said in that quote, was in response to me giving someone a bj.

Fitness Frenzy is a complete weirdo and asshole. I know he is Nelson Muntz as well.


LMFAO... I'll piss my pants.


I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS FUCKING GOING ON.

WHY WAS THE THREAD IN QUESTION ERASED SO QUICKLY? I DID NOT REPORT ANYTHING TO THE MODS.

I NEVER EVEN SAW THE THREAD.

SOME ASSHOLE PROBABLY CHANGED THE TILTLE TO ONE OF MY THREADS, THAT INCLUDED THAT QUOTE IN THE ORIGINAL POST.

THIS SHIT MAY BE FUNNY TO SOME OF YOU, BUT THIS IS AN ALL-TIME LOW FOR THIS WEBSITE. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO TRUST THE MODS.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3771 on: January 30, 2016, 04:42:51 AM »
Re: Where did Jizzo's dick sucking thread go?



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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2016.
« Reply #3773 on: February 02, 2016, 12:44:14 AM »
Re:  AAU Mr. America Jim Morris passed away at 80


he was being evicted.

some ppl are bashing the people evicting him with all this "how could you!?" and "sick and heartless"...

listen, dipshits, this is America... when you don't pay your rent the person youre renting from still (usually) has to pay the mortgage on the place you're living AND is counting on profits on top of that to eat.

what? just because he's old he shouldn't have to pay rent? get the fuck outta here with that socialist bullshit.

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