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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1400 on: January 04, 2014, 07:06:37 PM »
Re: Bye bye Phil.....
(one of the Everly Brothers passed away)

they could harmonize with a flushing toilet.  probably had conversations with each other in harmony

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1401 on: January 04, 2014, 08:24:22 PM »
Lobstah you realise you are Halo's dream woman?

NUH UH! I have a decent education, no children (and I never want any), and I generally use proper grammar and spelling. I also happen to have a job, fit none of the ignorant stereotypes, don't give a fuck about big arms or muscular men, and most importantly, I DON'T THINK RONNIE COLEMAN IS THE BEST BODYBUILDER EVER. 
Sorry boo, but the only thing I fulfill on Anna's checklist is " black," and I'm sure my disinterest in hearing his theories on how black women think would certainly overshadow the charm of my cocoa complexion.
In short; NO.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1402 on: January 05, 2014, 07:52:26 AM »
Made by IronMeister:


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1403 on: January 05, 2014, 09:37:23 AM »

THE LOAD NOT TAKEN

Diseased cum running down my thigh:
From all colors of the rainbow spectrum,
Many loads upsurged from men's wood, and I—
Absorb'd the lurid fluids in my rectum,
And now I have HIV.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1404 on: January 05, 2014, 09:49:05 AM »
how doable is it to open a password protected read-only pdf?
if you dont have the password


you could try cracking the password.  here's a few to start:

myboyfriendhateshisson
icaughthimjerkingtoronni ecoleman
mydildoisbetteranyway
hesonthecomputeragain


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1406 on: January 05, 2014, 10:16:22 AM »
i'm checking her facebook

last night she posts a lot of PLZ GOD HELP ME NOW!!!!

messages


feel bad about this whole thing but bitch has been cheating on me for years as it turned out


and turns out she's easily 10-11 years older than me

feels bad man

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1407 on: January 05, 2014, 10:57:20 AM »
I guess anabolichalo's ex-wife just had to go out and get some real monster cock.

2014 has just begun, and the bad karma continues.. I hope that A'halo finds wisdom or wisdom finds him..

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1408 on: January 05, 2014, 11:30:58 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1409 on: January 05, 2014, 11:53:06 AM »


MuscleChief is watching over my shoulders, that keeps me going :)



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1411 on: January 05, 2014, 12:49:21 PM »
Welcome back penislust
You pig nippled, turtle shell belly, bow legged, octoroon fuck!
We knew you couldn't stay away. :-*


where's penislust? This is his welcome back thread, always a pleasure to whip that octoroon around like he owes me money!


Will you accept some kigtropins instead? Shrink wrap skin, muscles blown up from within, pizza and ice cream all day and wake up with spider veins, whores aplenty.....

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1412 on: January 05, 2014, 03:50:11 PM »


THREE CHARACTERS IN SEARCH OF AN EXIT

The Dominican: Who are we?
The Russian: We don't know who we are, and here we are in the darkness.
The Neegrew: What the fuck? This feels familiar. Who are we?
The Russian: We're nameless things with big muscles, well-oiled objects with no memory, no knowledge of what went before. No understanding of what is now, no knowledge of what will be.
The Dominican: Look, a rope that leads to a way out.
The Russian: Little Neegrew, climb the rope and see what's out there.
The Neegrew: You talkin' to me?
The Russian: Yes, now climb up.
(The little Neegrew climbs up, gets winded half way, then falls none worse for the wear)

[Rod Serling] Three Stretch Armstrongs stuck together in a pit of darkness. No logic, no reason, no explanation; just a prolonged nightmare in which fear, loneliness, and the bizarre pulls, tugs, rubs, and insertions in the hands and holes of a depraved schmoe, the insatiable MOB, are constantly repeated again and again. In a moment, we'll start collecting clues as to the whys, the whats, and the wheres. We will not, however, end the nightmare, we'll only amplify it. For in the arms of the MOB, there can be nothing but lust. A Dominican, a Russian, and a Neegrew. Tonight's cast of players in the toy box known as - The Twilight Zone.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1413 on: January 06, 2014, 12:34:31 AM »
Re: Men who are physically strong are more likely to have right wing political views

Mmmm... let's see... Phil Heath, Kai Green, Shawn Rhoden, Dexter Jackson... Ronnie Coleman, Flex Wheeler, Chris Cormier, Shawn Ray... these guys are or were among the most muscular men in the world.  I'm sure they all voted for Mitt Romney in the 2012 Presidential race.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1414 on: January 06, 2014, 10:40:19 AM »
Quoted for shameless...

Ok first off, this is not to dis galeniko....he is legit.  This is not to diss anyone in particular...  this is about the art of truly owning a girl's mind, why physique is secondary to demeanor.... about 20 stories like this, I juts decide to share the most recent one (past 48 hours)

..part 1  (setting the table)

girl is in the bold.

hi
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hey
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whatsup
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are you really 21 or were you just telling me that?
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im 21

that guy in one of your  pictures in the grey tank top
his name is flex lewis...
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nice

he's short, a real life midget. He used to train me  

flex lewis? lmao that is not his real name you are too much[/b]

flex isn't natural though he's been using somethigg called kigtropin since he was a teenager
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youur natural?
.ya

hmmmmm
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why  you don't believe me?
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nope
but  it doesnt matter
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 scared if we ever got together u would crush me


i gained some pounds but it all went my butt lol
and boobs im a DD
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DD? I have to see that
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maybe
.i can  maybe send a pic thats not that  revealing
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save the pic. I'm more of an ass type of guy

at this point she sends me a nude of her

you are pretty up front huh?

. im usually shy im just reallyyyyy attracted to u
.and when we meet in person im probably gonna be shy


Well I don't want to think you do this with every dude....sending me a nude before I meet you isn't the way to get a guy to think much of you. Not being a dick, I'm keepin it real girl.

its true
.ur not every dude obviously.

this may be true.
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dont flatter urself lol but yeah

whats ur number i can call u around 830
(I give her number)

ok hope i see u tonight


 we got to the restaurant and only bar was open...were hungry, restaurant was closed so she says "I can always cook for you if you like" ...

We go back to my place....go to market.
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.she starts cooking for me. I have no cable. "what are we going to do for fun?

"we;ll see"

now ...  95% of guys take a girl to their house with no cable,  shes gone.  She notices no cable, I see her jaw drop but she does't have the balls to offend me. why?
because she knows not to fuck with me.

I tell her we're going to the gas station to pick up some beer and she says she wants a pack of cards so I say ok (plus i needed to pick up my condoms) .

Sex ...decent. Still needs to work on her moves a bit but she's young and  the horniness is there so I can work with her.

 I have to be at work 10 oclock. I ask her if I can drop her off at a mall by my work until I get off because I do not have time to drop her off. She says ok...
I look over, tears running down her eyes. "I really like you I cant believe you want to drop me off at the mall sniff sniff"
So I feel horrible...take her to work with me and tell her she can borrow my keys if she's back at 2.

shes in shock, she even knows she cant be trusted with another man's car....shes disobeyed every man shes been with even the black guys. She knows she cant be trusted.

"Ill sleep in the car it's fine" she goes.

I look at her and say
"if I offer you the keys to get your hair done you take my motherfucking keys. If not,  I can just drop you off downtown in the ghetto by yourself ."
she gets out and takes the keys. I tell her be back not one second after  2 oclock  
My coworkers called me a fool, typical insecure guy
" you only knew her one night and gave her to the keys to her car? you idiot! what if she fucks some other guy in your car? "

  never crossed my mind not flinstones1....I put the fear of god in this bitch without laying a hand on her.

.......I look out the window there she is 10 minutes early,  like a puppet on my string....she even got her hair done the way I told her to. ;D


I tell her to get her ass out were going  to wendy's...and to drive because Im too tired. I get out car 20 minutes later and food is at my table, .....she's wiping the ketchup off my face ..... saw a couple black studs sitting in front of us,  I think one might of been a football player for Clemson I reckgonized him...  giving me nod of  approval. rule of thumb Any white man who can get a black girl that fine wope the food off his face in public is a bad dude.


this is not to boast, this is to inspire. You can be some boytoy like g4it,  doing everything in your power to look good to these fucking broads...while they laugh at you behind your back..and use you...and joke about you with their friends about how vein and needy you are in constant need of compliments and approval or you can  be a real man.






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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1415 on: January 07, 2014, 06:29:55 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1416 on: January 07, 2014, 07:11:02 AM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1420 on: January 09, 2014, 10:07:56 AM »
Re: Planet Fitness - Oops, they did it again!

You cant lift weights there they will ban you.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1421 on: January 09, 2014, 10:34:42 AM »
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:D Lee Priest: the gift that keeps on giving..




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1422 on: January 09, 2014, 11:22:04 AM »
Since RX Muscle launched a newly redesigned site.....I thought I'd build a better one with Anabolic Mayhem.  Stay tuned for a new episode of The Vince Goodrum Show where I give the last rites to D.A.



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I'm always serious.



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1424 on: January 09, 2014, 11:52:07 AM »
Nothing unusual here..just a few ripped celebrating a hard go ruck





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