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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1425 on: January 10, 2014, 05:05:09 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1426 on: January 10, 2014, 09:51:21 AM »

I usually don't respond to any one with under 1000 posts, but this is spot on.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1428 on: January 10, 2014, 10:03:30 AM »
KEEP TO BULLSHIT! :D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1429 on: January 10, 2014, 10:04:58 AM »
mayor of BBing:

visited more ifbb shows then any person alive.

never washed his hand since meeting jay in 2001.

use to be a cop before discovering the wonderful sport of bodybuilding.

has over 100 costum made shirts as a tribute to bodybuilding.

watched jay cutler dvds 52 hours in a row wasting 60 lbs of tiolet paper.


dj181:

made a soild 0.003219 mm gain on his left arm from a superdrol cycle.

he is the only living man who masturbated 348 times to mike mentzer heavy duty videos.

never trained lower body at the last 14 years...his quad measures a 14.6 soild inchs.

washes his retarded brother 4 times a week.

holds the smallest penis record in the Netherlands  for 9 years in a row!


 
sherief  shalaby


Lives with his dog in the poorest neighborhood of Cairo.  

worked as cleaner at the national meusum of eygpt.

has the biggest nasser thongs collection known to man.

a great supporter of the muslim brotherhood...attempted suicide when mohammed mursi was arrested.

takes a shower only 2 times a year...once in his birthday and once in the ramadan(to save money-for thongs).





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1432 on: January 11, 2014, 11:30:02 AM »
she said i started treating her like shit since taking all them drugs i buy online

i said what drugs ???

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1433 on: January 11, 2014, 12:37:23 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1434 on: January 11, 2014, 01:28:28 PM »
lol at paying more than $30 for sex

just gotta go to the red light districts and look for desperate black hookers

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1435 on: January 12, 2014, 05:50:57 AM »
hahaha


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sev and sexy booty already added me to facebook, my weekend cant be ruined anymore.


yes Tito... when you pressed accept, the sun lit up the sky and BOOM not a gloomy day anymore. Coincidence? I think not!

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1436 on: January 12, 2014, 01:23:38 PM »

Mars is the only man for whom it is acceptable to lust after without actually being homosexual.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1437 on: January 13, 2014, 09:23:56 AM »
Phil is a woman - bravado, Accessoires, whining....
Kai would tear him to pieces both physically and mentally... or better already has.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1438 on: January 13, 2014, 01:59:39 PM »
My son wanted to see it. Not a chance in hell.


This movie is all about brutal capitalism. Someone with your political view should applaud that.



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« Reply #1439 on: January 13, 2014, 02:29:01 PM »




 ;D
He uses the word 'fuck', but his son isn't allowed to hear it. Double standards of peace ::)

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1440 on: January 13, 2014, 11:10:48 PM »
Re: Flew Lewis has left Gaspari and moved on to BSN

It's official guys



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1441 on: January 14, 2014, 12:28:43 AM »
Re: Flew Lewis has left Gaspari and moved on to BSN


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1443 on: January 14, 2014, 06:29:33 AM »


How most getbiggers look when they open their package of steroids ordered online

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1444 on: January 14, 2014, 07:58:46 AM »
Re: Ruhl in 1999!

Markus gets regular check-ups. His doc says he's fine, he just has to keep up his daily cardio (20-30 mins on the treadmill).

And the Titanic was "fine" throughout its maiden voyage, until....

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1446 on: January 15, 2014, 05:26:49 AM »
my carlton dance

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1447 on: January 15, 2014, 08:34:40 AM »
Re: why is the mayor out of shape?

Here's the Gayor in younger days on Olympia weekend:



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1448 on: January 15, 2014, 08:52:05 AM »
Re: Fucking Google

I was actually going to buy two NEST thermostats for my home this month until I found out google just bought them.  Now I'm not.  Thanks google for fucking shit up and destroying another great company.

Will these machines allow me to change the temperature in getbigger's houses from my phone?

It will actually allow you to burn them down.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1449 on: January 15, 2014, 09:28:38 AM »
Guess who  :D

the way i see it arms are just a gimmick that can get your foot in the door but in the end cock size determines a mans sexual worth. if you look at porn you can see in threesomes that the girl always pays way more attention to the guy with the biggest cock. this shit isnt scripted i think, women just love the look and feel of a big meat club. i looked into these penis training methodologies but seems like a pipe dream. if you dont have it just deal with it and use other tools to get what you want: finance, emotional connectivity, being a good person and all that stuff. from a sexual point of view, no big cock means no true animalistic love from the woman, she can love you as a brother or a son tho if you play your cards right

i think the best couples are the ones where the man has a big cock and so the woman truly loves him, not because oh he's a nice guy or oh he buys me nice things or oh he's a good father

that's just a woman tolerating you


true love is a woman who doesnt need a dildo or to cheat on her man for a bigger filling. true love is when a woman finds big size with her man at home, she would not be interested in cheating

there are 3 billion women in the world, i think it's common sense there isn't a theory that applies to all of them


the only form of exercise that's not stupid is bodybuilding, provided you are juiced to the gills

any other form of exercise is self delusion