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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1450 on: January 15, 2014, 08:34:40 AM »
Re: why is the mayor out of shape?

Here's the Gayor in younger days on Olympia weekend:



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« Reply #1451 on: January 15, 2014, 08:52:05 AM »
Re: Fucking Google

I was actually going to buy two NEST thermostats for my home this month until I found out google just bought them.  Now I'm not.  Thanks google for fucking shit up and destroying another great company.

Will these machines allow me to change the temperature in getbigger's houses from my phone?

It will actually allow you to burn them down.

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« Reply #1452 on: January 15, 2014, 09:28:38 AM »
Guess who  :D

the way i see it arms are just a gimmick that can get your foot in the door but in the end cock size determines a mans sexual worth. if you look at porn you can see in threesomes that the girl always pays way more attention to the guy with the biggest cock. this shit isnt scripted i think, women just love the look and feel of a big meat club. i looked into these penis training methodologies but seems like a pipe dream. if you dont have it just deal with it and use other tools to get what you want: finance, emotional connectivity, being a good person and all that stuff. from a sexual point of view, no big cock means no true animalistic love from the woman, she can love you as a brother or a son tho if you play your cards right

i think the best couples are the ones where the man has a big cock and so the woman truly loves him, not because oh he's a nice guy or oh he buys me nice things or oh he's a good father

that's just a woman tolerating you


true love is a woman who doesnt need a dildo or to cheat on her man for a bigger filling. true love is when a woman finds big size with her man at home, she would not be interested in cheating

there are 3 billion women in the world, i think it's common sense there isn't a theory that applies to all of them


the only form of exercise that's not stupid is bodybuilding, provided you are juiced to the gills

any other form of exercise is self delusion

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1453 on: January 15, 2014, 10:13:09 PM »

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« Reply #1454 on: January 16, 2014, 05:20:13 AM »
Re: How do you have your own business as a personal trainer

I believe he was joking.

To give a comprehensive answer to your question would require nearly a book's worth of answers.

To simplify: (All certs aside) know your shit. How? Experience and half a brain.

Communication skills. Computer skills, Understanding of Physiology, Kinesiology, Nutrition, Anatomy, Pharmacology, Psychology, Physical Therapy, Diplomacy, Tact and Management of people, time and money.

Find a gym that is privately owned. Make them money. Market yourself. Be in shape (I don't give a flying rats ass what ANYONE say's about that part, fucking STAY IN SHAPE!) You are your own advertisement. Eventually word-of-mouth and referrals will follow.

If you are intelligent, calculating, motivated, consistent, prompt and driven, you can make bank.

If not, find another line of work.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1455 on: January 17, 2014, 01:03:26 AM »
This thread is worth reading:

New photo of Tito24.   
www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=513909.0

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« Reply #1456 on: January 17, 2014, 02:43:04 AM »

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« Reply #1458 on: January 17, 2014, 05:45:13 AM »
Re: should i bulk or cut? based on this picture

i just try and spit truth,,i develop opinon on waht i see,,gym guys,,i dont like them,,been going to gym a long time,,i see same types in gym,,lota douchebags, losers,,i met a few good guys i like,,but most are insecure,,and dorks,,,scared,,easily intimidated,,,just very wierd strange people,,,not as bad as some types,,2 worst types of humans,,,1 frat boys,,,i met a few cool bodybuilder fitness type,,most are pyscholpathes,,,like just a freaking wierdo,,,but very few are cool,,,my time in gym i dont spend talking to people,,the worst are these bb.come type inseucre kids i mentioned,,but never as bad as frat boys,,college frat boys are huge loser,,then the other,,imma get a lot of flack for saying this,,but i speak the truth,,always speak my opinion,,never been political correct,,millitary guys,,the biggest losers,,the biggest fuckups on earth,,in my experience,,like complte rapist scum,,,they always trying to cheat on pregnant wife,,just fuck anything,,even big fat chick,,they are nasty,,eating fat chicks asshole,,trying to fist the fat chick,,trying to fuck anything and everything,,and also gay as fuck,,every female i ever know who dated a millitary guy eventually found that he sucks cock,,one sucked dick off craigslist or got his dick sucked by homos i forget which,,the other let homos suck his dick for drug money,,then i met this guy at a party,,some millitary douche homo,,was there trying to cheat on his pregnant wife,,and bang some old whtie trash girl,,i hated him,,drunk fagot,,never shut the fuck up,,i shoved him and he kept doing nothing,,yeah real tough guy,,but yuo killed alot of them taliban pussy boy letting some 190 lb juice head shove u and talk shit to ur face and threaten to beat your ass and jsut take it,,later ran into him at service station,,pulled up next to his suburban started callig him a bitch,,later told me that if i fought him at party he would have shot me cuz i was bigger than him,,eventhough i weigh 20lbs less,,lol,,,anyone scared of a juice head is a real fucking pussy,,and again he supposed to be killing talban,,tough guy my fucking ass,,but starts showing me pics of his peggo fiance,,,or wife,,whatever,,looks like shit,,no wonder hes going around getting drunk drunk driving trying to fuck some old white trash girl and then couldnt so he fisted a fat nasty girll, i ask him why he would evn wanna put his hand in that,,complete pyschopath,,,but these young insecure "i wanna be aesthetic and sexy" fools,,big wuss,,id rather hang with a fat powerlifter,,powerlifters are ok from my experience,,,not wuss like the typical bodybuilder,,,,dont know any mma guys,,so id tell u stick to the mma,,lol,,,but these guys that lift to think they get girls,,fucking insecure wussies,,will never be sucess at anything,,ask johhnnynoname,,i know him from other board,,this guy speak truth,,he is not political correct,,,he is good at hurting the young guys feelings,,young vagina gym goeers,,its funny when someoen tell them the truth and hurt their feeligs,,they are thin skin and can't take it,,,the guy who everyone think is an asshole,,its usually cuz he not political correct and speak with too much truth in his words,,cuz the truth offends people,,,so if ur offending people,,u know u did somethign right,,lol

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1460 on: January 18, 2014, 10:22:24 AM »
Re: Mohamed Makkawy

Whether it was the 90s or 80s the guy was an asshole. I met him as a university student with a few of my gym buddies. He had a muscle shop in a plaza in Toronto, Canada, 4 kilometers from my house. I had just purchased the Wild Physique from Bob Kennedy's shop in Toronto and figured why not see Makkawy. The guy placed runner up at the Olympia. Back then I was totally into bodybuilding. I worked as a bouncer on weekends, had 16 inch arms and thought I was diesel.

5 of us walk in. 1 black guy, 1 Asian guy, 2 whites, and an Indian guy. I told my gym buddies about this world famous bodybuilding legend. We get in and the place looks like crap. Half the shelves were empty, and it is obvious Makkawy is going out of business. The place has no design or interesting posters, nothing. Makkawy is behind the counter in a short sleeve shirt. The biceps shot out, and the forearms were big, and ripped. He looked very good and obviously juiced. Very short though, 5 ft 2 or 3. We all towered over him. His wife is in traditional Middle Eastern clothing, and not hot at all. As we enter I hear the word neegal come out of his mouth. He is talking to his wife in their language using North American slurs. The black guy didn't hear it. Toronto is multi cultural so such scenes were very rare and unexpected. While the others check the place out, I head right out to Makkawy and compliment his current condition. A few of his old bodybuilding trophies are under the glass counter. Uncleaned for over a decade they look like crap. His wife gets all excited that a fan recognizes him. He promptly shuts her up, and shouts at her in their own language. I hear the term chink, paki, neegal, and cracker. He then turns to me and smiles, like we didn't understand what he said.

  I quickly understood why his business failed. No people skills, poor english, racism, and shitty prices. Oddly, he thanks me for the compliment about his physique. I pretty much told him he looked unchanged from 1982. I ask him about Vince Gironda who he describes as nice old man. His english was not very good. At this point my gym buddies are pissed. While I saw Makkawy as an Olympia 'hero' at the time, all they saw was a terrorist looking, short foreigner calling them out in their country. We all planned on getting 5 lbs of protein each, but just put it back and pretty much made every middle eastern terrorist joke at him. Makkawy couldn't say anything. He was much smaller then any of us, and was begging to be told off.

  I got everyone out without further incident, and apologized for bringing them there. I never expected that response from an international bodybuilding champion. The following summer he entered some of European Grand Prix contests and placed dead last. Small, and smooth. Over the years I got reminded of the time I took the guys out to meet the midget terrorist, lol. After that I never admitted to being a fan of bodybuilding. The way some of these drug addicts act, it is just embarrassing. He did have one hell of a physique when he was working with Vince though. I'll give him that much.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1461 on: January 18, 2014, 10:27:26 AM »
Anything and everything posted by Vince Goodrum

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« Reply #1462 on: January 18, 2014, 11:04:21 AM »
Although there is much dispute over its actual prevalence, Sev is what is sometimes referred to in the psychological literature as a "multipotential," i.e., an extremely gifted and well-rounded individual (no homo) with talents so extraordinarily wide-ranging that it presents a problem when it's time to decide on a career (https://my.vanderbilt.edu/smpy/files/2013/02/Multipotentiality.pdf). Remember, Sev is, inter alia, a reviewed author:


 


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« Reply #1463 on: January 18, 2014, 11:14:22 AM »
Fratelli e sorelle carissimi.
Queridísimos hermanos y hermanas.
Bien chers frères et soeurs.
Liebe Brüder und Schwestern.
Dear Brothers and Sisters.

Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum:

Habemus FALCON!



Good brethren, the Most Holy Falcon and Vicar of Getbig possesses the charism of infallibility. Long may he guide us into all truth.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1464 on: January 18, 2014, 11:20:47 AM »
Bodybuilder height formula:

BbH = (L1 + L2 + ... LN) - 1
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                   n

Where each L denotes a lied-about height and n denotes the number of lies.

Levrone is 5'9.875''

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« Reply #1465 on: January 18, 2014, 12:07:29 PM »
love to meet onemorerep and watch old olympia tapes with him with a glass of red wine

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« Reply #1466 on: January 18, 2014, 03:19:14 PM »
A Fallen Angel taught women how to create and use make-up and other cosmology...Yes, I know this sounds insane but it's the truth. The angel's name is AZAZEL. Make-up = deception.

Probably don't need to include this anymore.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1467 on: January 19, 2014, 12:47:54 AM »

Prime, I will join the fight, I am bi myself...Not into guys but i love TG...Unless it is Norman Reedus, then yeah I am into guys...



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« Reply #1469 on: January 19, 2014, 02:47:43 AM »
great thread

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« Reply #1471 on: January 19, 2014, 04:42:08 AM »
this is where the silver bullet of cheap prostitute comes in

i swear yesterday this fine 18 yr old girl she make me fed up with all her hard to get games

i tell her straight up fuck it i dont play no more i just go and bang some fine fine babe for some money

she seemed somewhat crushed but i'm a practical man

after i dropped off the girl at her place and said goodby

i went to red lights and picked a real head turning ho for $35 a good sucking and fucking

after that there was not a fibre in my body that wanted to go to a club ::) so went back home and cooked a nice steak

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« Reply #1472 on: January 19, 2014, 05:07:19 AM »
Re: i showed ronnie coleman video to 18 year old fine ho and she went mad for him

you like girls.  women are something you know nothing about.

what ???

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« Reply #1473 on: January 19, 2014, 10:06:15 AM »
i banged a 10/10 negro female for 25 euros yesterday

it's their asking price, maybe you can get it down to 20 with negotiation skills

went to have sex with a fine prostitute

she kept complimenting me on my formidable physique

after the sex she gave me an apple to eat as she smoked a cigarette and we chatted for a bit

good old prostitutes solution to all of lifes worries

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« Reply #1474 on: January 19, 2014, 03:43:49 PM »
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