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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1800 on: April 09, 2014, 01:12:53 PM »
Unemployed and loving it!

Weekly Unemployment Benefit: $514
Health Insurance: Free with 0 deductible/copay
Fuel Assistance: $795 Winter 13-14
Food Stamps: Application being processed.

This is a time in my life to stop and smell the roses. To sleep in. To enjoy that second cup of coffee in the morning. Lifting weights and buying protein powder with this free money. Movies from Redbox and sleeping like a baby in mid afternoon. I love it!



Do it! Use up those earmarked dollars and live the life, that's what they are for.

Don't forget to enjoy a glass of wine too, it will keep you from doing productive shit like applying for jobs and other traps.



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1801 on: April 09, 2014, 01:19:39 PM »
please post it yourself, bro. I don't reach so many posts these days.  :)
Will do brother.  :)

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1802 on: April 09, 2014, 01:23:18 PM »
Wes is so old that he invented the internet himself, but he forgot to read the manual.

I feel bad for him.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1803 on: April 09, 2014, 01:28:23 PM »


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1804 on: April 09, 2014, 01:30:46 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1805 on: April 09, 2014, 01:32:25 PM »
You brought two too many.
Great flick!

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1806 on: April 09, 2014, 01:39:59 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1807 on: April 09, 2014, 01:48:01 PM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1808 on: April 09, 2014, 01:52:26 PM »
don't make this into a circle jerk.  :P

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1809 on: April 10, 2014, 12:38:55 AM »
Look back to your late teens/early twenties. What would you have done differently?

I would have quit drinking before I flushed 15 years down the toilet. Banged higher quality trim instead of hitting anything that would have hit me back, not gotten a couple stupid tattoos, got a job i liked, travelled more.

Heavy squats/light good mornings / 30 minutes bike today = BB related


i would have never knocked up baby mama :-X

twice :-X


Twice? She's pregnant again? WTF is wrong with you?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1810 on: April 10, 2014, 01:45:04 AM »
This thread is hilarious  ;D ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1811 on: April 10, 2014, 02:14:59 AM »
Quote from: Simple Simon on April 09, 2014, 07:12:00 AM about ESFitness pictures

He has Palumboism but hasn't even had the body that usually precedes it.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1812 on: April 10, 2014, 06:25:40 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1813 on: April 10, 2014, 10:54:17 AM »
Man did I have a fucked up nightmare. No joke

Last night. I had a dream I was driving in a car somewhere with this woman that I talk to. We were driving down an interstate. For whatever reason I don't remember we stopped somewhere but there were no people. As I get out of the car. I see a group of 4-5 what I thought were people off into the distance. As they get closer, I notice the people were not people but beings. At some point I realize they were alien greys (demons). At first, I get this sense of absolute terror that floods my body and I become petrified. I don't think I've ever been more afraid in my life. Their faces were expressionless. As these things get closer, that terror changes into an anger that I've never expressed while awake. I so full of energy and power and anger. I let out this primal yell at these fallen angel fucks and started to bum rush them yelling Christ's real name and cursing at the same time. The next thing I know I'm awake in real life and find myself yelling. lol

I usually never have these kinds of dreams so It certainly did a number on my head. It's good to know I didn't puss out to these m o t h e r f u c k e r s when it came time to face the music. Christ is on my side and as soon as I realized this, that fear changed to power and these "alien grey" fucks had no chance. Bring it you fucks. I'm ready. Hebrew Wiggs vs. Alien Grey Demons. Wiggs FTW.



I think you have extensive programming. This in NOT a joke BTW. Make what you will of it.

Re-imagine the moving scenes, flood each scene with violet and put a big brown X on each of those beings. Then, at the end, put yourself in violet with a brown merger symbol at the pineal. Then stay in chocolate brown for a while until you come back to normal. I will not explain here what is programming, why etc .. but you need to take control of it before it takes complete control of you. Stop with the Christ thing as well.. you have New World Religion programming as well as a bunch of other types...

The violet will filter and protext, and the brown X will short circuit the activated alters within you programming matrix. The brown merger will reintegrate those programmed personalities in your original personality.

Don't fall for Sev's seemingly helpful advices, Wiggs. It's a trick! Support is often a ruse employed by the unscrupulous. Sev won't define 'prog-ramming' because he knows only too well that it stands for "progressive ramming," i.e., a series of gradual and expanding intrusions into one's inner core: (see below) from right to left. It's how "they," those wily bastards, go about collecting one behindmind at a time. They begin by bending spoons, then move on to people. It's not just your soul which is at risk. You will be broken beyond repair. :-X


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1814 on: April 10, 2014, 11:33:41 AM »
Ironmeister is back!

All hail the king!




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1815 on: April 11, 2014, 04:04:44 AM »
Re: Senseless Anabolichalo Ramblings

clubbing was a disaster, no girls wanted me

so i then said fuck it and drove to red light district

i then went to one black hooker, my dick was real strong but because of all the booze or because of the condom i couldnt cum

i ate out her pussy in the end while trying to jerk off


i then went to a second black hooker


we 69'd and i was real good to go, her pussy was deliscious


in doggy finally a hooker that didnt try to trick me by bending her back the wrong way etc, no she did it like in the pornos with back bent the right way and deliscioous ass flapping around

after i took her number for future patronizing of this prostitute


overall i think i should give up on clubbing :-\ and just stick to prostitute


(wow i ate out 2 african hookers in 1 night)

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1816 on: April 11, 2014, 04:15:42 AM »
(wow i ate out 2 african hookers in 1 night)  ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1817 on: April 11, 2014, 04:25:12 AM »
(wow i ate out 2 african hookers in 1 night)  ;D

Lol the stuff (homeless men's) dreams are made of  ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1818 on: April 11, 2014, 06:13:44 AM »
Very Offensive Tattoo

I'll be totally honest, call me homo or jomo or all you like, if this bint was at mine and when it got down to it I see this shit....I would snap and kick her out in the street to make her own way home...I couldn't care less if she was a 10/10.






I am sure getbiggers would not have a problem with this one.  :D



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1819 on: April 11, 2014, 06:44:35 AM »
Toka Swola getting ready to ride on all these fake ass muscle men -

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1820 on: April 11, 2014, 06:49:42 AM »
Needs to work on his trigger discipline.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1823 on: April 12, 2014, 02:01:40 AM »
(wow i ate out 2 african hookers in 1 night)  ;D

this kid has no shame.

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