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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1800 on: April 11, 2014, 04:04:44 AM »
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clubbing was a disaster, no girls wanted me

so i then said fuck it and drove to red light district

i then went to one black hooker, my dick was real strong but because of all the booze or because of the condom i couldnt cum

i ate out her pussy in the end while trying to jerk off


i then went to a second black hooker


we 69'd and i was real good to go, her pussy was deliscious


in doggy finally a hooker that didnt try to trick me by bending her back the wrong way etc, no she did it like in the pornos with back bent the right way and deliscioous ass flapping around

after i took her number for future patronizing of this prostitute


overall i think i should give up on clubbing :-\ and just stick to prostitute


(wow i ate out 2 african hookers in 1 night)

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1801 on: April 11, 2014, 04:15:42 AM »
(wow i ate out 2 african hookers in 1 night)  ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1802 on: April 11, 2014, 04:25:12 AM »
(wow i ate out 2 african hookers in 1 night)  ;D

Lol the stuff (homeless men's) dreams are made of  ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1803 on: April 11, 2014, 06:13:44 AM »
Very Offensive Tattoo

I'll be totally honest, call me homo or jomo or all you like, if this bint was at mine and when it got down to it I see this shit....I would snap and kick her out in the street to make her own way home...I couldn't care less if she was a 10/10.






I am sure getbiggers would not have a problem with this one.  :D



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1804 on: April 11, 2014, 06:44:35 AM »
Toka Swola getting ready to ride on all these fake ass muscle men -

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1805 on: April 11, 2014, 06:49:42 AM »
Needs to work on his trigger discipline.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1807 on: April 12, 2014, 01:57:57 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1808 on: April 12, 2014, 02:01:40 AM »
(wow i ate out 2 african hookers in 1 night)  ;D

this kid has no shame.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1810 on: April 13, 2014, 06:07:06 AM »
BREAKING NEWS: Flex Wheeler is FREEMASON now, lol
Flex is on his way to be most aesthetic freemason. Keep it up Flex.





THIS  ;D ;D



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1813 on: April 14, 2014, 09:04:01 AM »
a relationship VS regular prostitutes: let's break down this matter with science

list the pros and cons of both and your conclusion of what's better


prostitute

pros:

*no matter how ugly you are you can always get a really fine babe

*no quareling, no bitching, no complaining

*25-50 € per fuck, this can be a lot cheaper or a lot more expensive than a girlfriend, depending on how frequent you would fuck them

*no need to go with her to church and irritating family/friends

*if they get fat, old or you get bored, you take a new younger one

cons:

*prostitute is not in the house, ready for sex when you want to, you gotta drive over there and all that mess

*prostitute dont fuck without condom so it's not even close to being as good

*prostitute many time tries to trick you, try put dick between her legs not her pussy hole, or rotate her pelvis the wrong way in doggy, to irritate you

*no true love, nobody to cry to in the face of disaster

*no cooking, no cleaning

girlfriend

pros

-raw sex anytime you want
-cooking and cleaning
-emotional support and true love stories

cons

-tons of expenses on clothing, hairsalons, manicures, grooming items etc
-lots of bitching and moaning
-hours on the phone everynight with their sister/friends giving you a headache wondering why are you even there
-they can cheat on you and statistically probably will
-they get old and fat

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1814 on: April 14, 2014, 09:25:22 AM »
Re: Is is possible to get Adobe Photoshop for free.....?

Thanks for all the help guys, just finished downloading adobe elements and it came with a free Trojan Horse so hopefully that will make the software run faster or something

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1815 on: April 14, 2014, 11:05:36 AM »
BigCyp has plenty of gems in his posts.  :D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1816 on: April 14, 2014, 11:07:10 AM »
You owe me $1250.00

You got two weeks to pay it back.

Steal, beg, borrow, suck gay cock I don't care.

Two weeks is all you get.

Don't want to pay

See what I do to your miserable life and I ain't talking about fucking calling up Walmart or your mum and dad.

Two weeks, all you get fuck face!




Sorry Junior, but I dont owe you anything.

All the money you gave me was from winning bets, making videos, and doing pushup contests for charity.

A betting man with honor would know that.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1817 on: April 14, 2014, 11:22:30 AM »







Huh? So, when this dude masturbates he actually looks down and see Ronnie jerking him off? Awesome  ::)



I think most of us have gotten a tat or 3 to celebrate bodybuilding wins of our top favorites.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1818 on: April 14, 2014, 11:34:39 AM »
What the fuck is that emerging from between her strangely-misplaced tits? Kuato?


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1819 on: April 14, 2014, 01:20:26 PM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1820 on: April 14, 2014, 01:22:39 PM »
Uncle Junior roid rage:




When he threw that punch I reeled back in my computer chair and toppled over hitting my head on the floor. I got an ice pack and should recover shortly.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1821 on: April 15, 2014, 12:37:26 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1822 on: April 15, 2014, 12:40:15 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1823 on: April 15, 2014, 11:08:27 AM »
I refuse to log in, or post until Shizzo, Uncle Junior, and Wolfox are banned.
The reasons are clear enough, they are absolutely ruining this board.

I will not make a single post, or log in until they are gone.

If noone else is with me, and my leaving doesn't hold enough weight to ban all three of these tits then so be it,

Adios.



This is what you fuckers get for pressuring me to get a job. I had this place on lock and many great discussions going.  Sleep in your bed now Getbig.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1824 on: April 16, 2014, 02:03:36 AM »

As follows:

-Josh pissed of so many people on here with his real life stalking, damaging their business interest etc and after calling Shizzo's work and family and shit people finally had enough.
-They all conspired against him via pm to decide what the options were.
-There was talk of sending people down to his house (cos people knew his address) and beating shit out of him
-There was option to go legal and produce evidence etc
-They were in late stages of this when I heard from it (I was in Dubai at that stage)
- I said all above is fucking stupid, just leave it and it will all blow over, shizzo is big boy and no real life harm has actually been done and if it had there was a process that needed to be follow and any vigilante shit would just cause problems with the law etc.

-When it came down to it they decided to play prank on Josh and give his phone number out on advertisement board offering free TV (this is how tough it got when it came down to the crunch) ;D

-I said diplomacy was best way forward and I took responsibility of the "Josh problem" and decided to talk with him and settle based on my experience with my x fiance who had bordline personality disorder so I have experience in dealing with deranged people cos I am pretty fucking nuts myself, although in totally different way than Josh and took it upon myself to reform and mentor him.

I gave 1K to his charity and set him weight loss challenge to steer him on right course.

Bikinislut my girlfriend got pissed off and said "why you giving that guy money" he doesn't deserve it.

I said "babe leave it to me just go buy some shoes, get a manicure and relax I know what I am doing"

She wasn't happy about any of this.

I made deal between BS and Josh that they both would leave each other alone.

Then obviously Josh being pycho the way he is turned on me cos he got upset I was taking the spotlight from him as official get big pyscho and the susan fitness episode upset him because he felt he needed to be given credit for that owning and was thinking my ego had got out of control and that I was claiming all the glory for myself

At the same time me and BS were fighting a bunch because of the Groink dinner claim episode and she decided to give me her password and account and wanted off get big. (this was before above so timeline might not be quite right) but you get the picture.

Then I started fucking my x fiance again and probably got her pregnant and she wants to marry me now.

I also wanted to fuck some other chick on here and we are in late stages of arranging a vacation.

All the while I was upping the dose on test to 750mg and just wanted to eat and fuck all the time and its made me want to party and start taking coke so I became more insane than normal and started getting roid rage at shizzo because he made fake pm and posted it saying I wanted to see him wank off on skype and later admited it was a lie and he was upset cos I called him an obese degenerate fucktard.

Then I got mad and offered to feed shizzo to the crocodiles in Florida and made fake video pretending to have roid rage.

Then Bigmc and Vince Basile call me up on the phone to see what's really going on.


I wanted to go fuck hooker today like I did yesterday cos Anabolic halo had inspired me but I got stim dick from the Frenzy preworkout and couldn't do it.

Rest I cant remember