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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1800 on: April 09, 2014, 01:52:26 PM »
don't make this into a circle jerk.  :P

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1801 on: April 10, 2014, 12:38:55 AM »
Look back to your late teens/early twenties. What would you have done differently?

I would have quit drinking before I flushed 15 years down the toilet. Banged higher quality trim instead of hitting anything that would have hit me back, not gotten a couple stupid tattoos, got a job i liked, travelled more.

Heavy squats/light good mornings / 30 minutes bike today = BB related


i would have never knocked up baby mama :-X

twice :-X


Twice? She's pregnant again? WTF is wrong with you?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1802 on: April 10, 2014, 01:45:04 AM »
This thread is hilarious  ;D ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1803 on: April 10, 2014, 02:14:59 AM »
Quote from: Simple Simon on April 09, 2014, 07:12:00 AM about ESFitness pictures

He has Palumboism but hasn't even had the body that usually precedes it.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1804 on: April 10, 2014, 06:25:40 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1805 on: April 10, 2014, 10:54:17 AM »
Man did I have a fucked up nightmare. No joke

Last night. I had a dream I was driving in a car somewhere with this woman that I talk to. We were driving down an interstate. For whatever reason I don't remember we stopped somewhere but there were no people. As I get out of the car. I see a group of 4-5 what I thought were people off into the distance. As they get closer, I notice the people were not people but beings. At some point I realize they were alien greys (demons). At first, I get this sense of absolute terror that floods my body and I become petrified. I don't think I've ever been more afraid in my life. Their faces were expressionless. As these things get closer, that terror changes into an anger that I've never expressed while awake. I so full of energy and power and anger. I let out this primal yell at these fallen angel fucks and started to bum rush them yelling Christ's real name and cursing at the same time. The next thing I know I'm awake in real life and find myself yelling. lol

I usually never have these kinds of dreams so It certainly did a number on my head. It's good to know I didn't puss out to these m o t h e r f u c k e r s when it came time to face the music. Christ is on my side and as soon as I realized this, that fear changed to power and these "alien grey" fucks had no chance. Bring it you fucks. I'm ready. Hebrew Wiggs vs. Alien Grey Demons. Wiggs FTW.



I think you have extensive programming. This in NOT a joke BTW. Make what you will of it.

Re-imagine the moving scenes, flood each scene with violet and put a big brown X on each of those beings. Then, at the end, put yourself in violet with a brown merger symbol at the pineal. Then stay in chocolate brown for a while until you come back to normal. I will not explain here what is programming, why etc .. but you need to take control of it before it takes complete control of you. Stop with the Christ thing as well.. you have New World Religion programming as well as a bunch of other types...

The violet will filter and protext, and the brown X will short circuit the activated alters within you programming matrix. The brown merger will reintegrate those programmed personalities in your original personality.

Don't fall for Sev's seemingly helpful advices, Wiggs. It's a trick! Support is often a ruse employed by the unscrupulous. Sev won't define 'prog-ramming' because he knows only too well that it stands for "progressive ramming," i.e., a series of gradual and expanding intrusions into one's inner core: (see below) from right to left. It's how "they," those wily bastards, go about collecting one behindmind at a time. They begin by bending spoons, then move on to people. It's not just your soul which is at risk. You will be broken beyond repair. :-X


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1806 on: April 11, 2014, 04:04:44 AM »
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clubbing was a disaster, no girls wanted me

so i then said fuck it and drove to red light district

i then went to one black hooker, my dick was real strong but because of all the booze or because of the condom i couldnt cum

i ate out her pussy in the end while trying to jerk off


i then went to a second black hooker


we 69'd and i was real good to go, her pussy was deliscious


in doggy finally a hooker that didnt try to trick me by bending her back the wrong way etc, no she did it like in the pornos with back bent the right way and deliscioous ass flapping around

after i took her number for future patronizing of this prostitute


overall i think i should give up on clubbing :-\ and just stick to prostitute


(wow i ate out 2 african hookers in 1 night)

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1807 on: April 11, 2014, 04:15:42 AM »
(wow i ate out 2 african hookers in 1 night)  ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1808 on: April 11, 2014, 04:25:12 AM »
(wow i ate out 2 african hookers in 1 night)  ;D

Lol the stuff (homeless men's) dreams are made of  ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1809 on: April 11, 2014, 06:13:44 AM »
Very Offensive Tattoo

I'll be totally honest, call me homo or jomo or all you like, if this bint was at mine and when it got down to it I see this shit....I would snap and kick her out in the street to make her own way home...I couldn't care less if she was a 10/10.






I am sure getbiggers would not have a problem with this one.  :D



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1810 on: April 11, 2014, 06:44:35 AM »
Toka Swola getting ready to ride on all these fake ass muscle men -

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1811 on: April 11, 2014, 06:49:42 AM »
Needs to work on his trigger discipline.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1813 on: April 12, 2014, 01:57:57 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1814 on: April 12, 2014, 02:01:40 AM »
(wow i ate out 2 african hookers in 1 night)  ;D

this kid has no shame.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1816 on: April 13, 2014, 06:07:06 AM »
BREAKING NEWS: Flex Wheeler is FREEMASON now, lol
Flex is on his way to be most aesthetic freemason. Keep it up Flex.





THIS  ;D ;D



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1819 on: April 14, 2014, 09:04:01 AM »
a relationship VS regular prostitutes: let's break down this matter with science

list the pros and cons of both and your conclusion of what's better


prostitute

pros:

*no matter how ugly you are you can always get a really fine babe

*no quareling, no bitching, no complaining

*25-50 € per fuck, this can be a lot cheaper or a lot more expensive than a girlfriend, depending on how frequent you would fuck them

*no need to go with her to church and irritating family/friends

*if they get fat, old or you get bored, you take a new younger one

cons:

*prostitute is not in the house, ready for sex when you want to, you gotta drive over there and all that mess

*prostitute dont fuck without condom so it's not even close to being as good

*prostitute many time tries to trick you, try put dick between her legs not her pussy hole, or rotate her pelvis the wrong way in doggy, to irritate you

*no true love, nobody to cry to in the face of disaster

*no cooking, no cleaning

girlfriend

pros

-raw sex anytime you want
-cooking and cleaning
-emotional support and true love stories

cons

-tons of expenses on clothing, hairsalons, manicures, grooming items etc
-lots of bitching and moaning
-hours on the phone everynight with their sister/friends giving you a headache wondering why are you even there
-they can cheat on you and statistically probably will
-they get old and fat

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1820 on: April 14, 2014, 09:25:22 AM »
Re: Is is possible to get Adobe Photoshop for free.....?

Thanks for all the help guys, just finished downloading adobe elements and it came with a free Trojan Horse so hopefully that will make the software run faster or something

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1821 on: April 14, 2014, 11:05:36 AM »
BigCyp has plenty of gems in his posts.  :D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1822 on: April 14, 2014, 11:07:10 AM »
You owe me $1250.00

You got two weeks to pay it back.

Steal, beg, borrow, suck gay cock I don't care.

Two weeks is all you get.

Don't want to pay

See what I do to your miserable life and I ain't talking about fucking calling up Walmart or your mum and dad.

Two weeks, all you get fuck face!




Sorry Junior, but I dont owe you anything.

All the money you gave me was from winning bets, making videos, and doing pushup contests for charity.

A betting man with honor would know that.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1823 on: April 14, 2014, 11:22:30 AM »







Huh? So, when this dude masturbates he actually looks down and see Ronnie jerking him off? Awesome  ::)



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1824 on: April 14, 2014, 11:34:39 AM »
What the fuck is that emerging from between her strangely-misplaced tits? Kuato?