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[DroppingPlates]

Re: The AnabolicHalo Threads and Ramblings

when baby mama will come to take back her things and return mine


i will have two bodybuilders with me to help me and protect me like kenneth and kevin protecting RC from nasser comparisons

[visualizeperfection]

Re: The AnabolicHalo Threads and Ramblings

beat me to it

[The Ugly]

What u reckon that is erect?

Gold.

[DroppingPlates]

Re:  The TRUTH about Phil Heath!

I hate that guy. He's such a fraud. Most insecure Mr. Olympia ever. Almost can imagine him waking up in a terror sweat because he had a nightmare that his Sandow trophy's been stolen from his reinforced steel safe.

If you think for one second that ANY Mr. Olympia is a self-confident, self-secure individual, you are sadly mistaken.

What do you think drove them in the first place?

I'll answer that for you: Insecurity and lack of self-confidence. I really don't care who argues or with what "logic" ~

As time goes on, these competitors become even less "confident" and more delusional, narcissistic, paranoid and worst of all: Lonely.


After all of this, the extremely detrimental things that these guys put their bodies through affects their minds in a highly adverse way. If you had to measure Stressed-out vs. Self-confidence with these guys, the former would win every time.


Hardcore bodybuilders that never even hit a Pro Stage are exactly the same way, if not worse.


Some people think that success is the equivalent of self-confidence. Well, it is not.


You have to be motivated by something. You might say it's money, fame, women... whatever. Yes, these things are a part of it, but they are not the underlying cause to someone taking things to the level that "celebrities" do.


I understand that thinking about whether or not I'm full of shit causes question, but when you work with these guys for years and years and years, and grow "up??" together... you see it. Crystal clear.


Over-achievers are most often insecure individuals as children. They have something to prove, and this is the driving force.

that's obviously a photoshop.   Some internet hater trying to depict Phil Heath as a smug showoff.

In the original image, Phil is holding a peacock that he rescued from a roadside injury.  You can totally see the squiggly lines in the money fake version.

[DroppingPlates]

My lucky penny

19 years old. Gas station. The first order of business was to fish all the change out the toilet in the men's restroom. It was full of piss, so I hesitated. The manager came in to take a piss, he asked why fuck didn't get all the change out yet. 'That's just about what you make an hour' he told me. I asked for gloves, he asked me if he looked like Mr. fucking Clean. I closed my eyes and held my breath and dunked my hands into the toilet. Suddenly I felt something on the top of my hand. The manager was pissing all over my arm. I asked what he was doing. 'Shut the fuck up and get that good ass money out the toilet'. The pennies-which were the smallest-kept slipping out my fingers. 'Get that money!' he'd yell as he pissed on my arm. They kept slipping. Finally I got one, but his stream of urine knocked it out of my fingers. This time he flicked his penis toward me and got his piss all over the back of my neck. 'Get them Lincoln's!' he kept barking at me. Thank God he eventually ran out piss.

 After the whole ordeal was done and over with, he walked up to me and patted me on the back. 'I'm just trying to motivate you kid' he said to me. I said thank you for giving me this opportunity. I asked if I could keep the change. He took out a penny and flicked it my way. I caught it. 'That's for doing a good job' he said. 'Now get your ass back to work'. I felt like a million bucks.


 
 I still have that penny. I sometimes smell it to remind me of how fortunate I really am. It still smells of piss after all these years. I have wined and dined with the rich and the famous with that foul smelling penny in my pocket. It took me places. It's my lucky penny. Dream big, work hard and don't be afraid to get a little piss on your hands. Who knows, you may one day have a lucky penny of your own.


 

[FitnessFrenzy]

[DroppingPlates]

The creepy thing is that Steve Blechman and that hebrew far right aren't shopped.

[FitnessFrenzy]

The creepy thing is that Steve Blechman and that hebrew far right aren't shopped.

Blechman probably came in his pants there. 

[DroppingPlates]

Re: The AnabolicHalo Threads and Ramblings

lol I post my pics not to one up Halo or anyone else but just to share what I,m building and shaping no homo.

dont listen to groink

him just jealous of your steller physique worthy of battle in thongs at mount olympia

[Skeletor]

Blechman probably came in his pants there. 

Blechman looks like a 9 year old girl seeing a boy band for the first time.

[FitnessFrenzy]

I just spent 30 minutes looking at pictures of Candice Swanepoel.


Back in the day I never gave a fuck about hot women.  I banged hot girls, and I banged average girls.  I was always like, so what, bitches ain't shit.  Now I'm starting to crave dime piece hotties all day.  I think this is happening because...

a.  I'm getting older and I'm afraid my dime banging days may be winding down.

b.  The internets and it's unlimited supply of gorgeous naked sluts

I think I need to change my permabulker status and get leaner.  Only then can I ensure that I'll continue to bang 9's and 10's.  The thought of being stuck banging 5's has me terrified.  Help me Getbig.com. 

I totaly understand you are a creepy loser who no hot woman would talk to in real life so you spend the day looking at pictures on the internet.

[DroppingPlates]

Human Dog

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[DroppingPlates]

Re: back to work starting tomorrow, depressed as shit about it

as it was my first day i didnt really have to work yet and was just given tours pretty much


visited one of the companies i used to work, they are a customer to this new company. funny walking in there was a blast from the past


the same mindless drones, plodders as they are called, still doing the same miniscule tasks


depressing but it was more depressing for them than for me, as they find out I moved up to comfortable desk work and they still physical laboring  in their funny outfits

[DroppingPlates]

Re: people who work out 15-18 hours a week but dont even look like they lift

We have all seen these people. They need to UP THEIR FUCKING DOSE or take up basket weaving or some shit.

[DroppingPlates]

Re: Meat and Bodybuilding

Your diet is shitty you need to add sweet potato, brown rice, avacado and olive oil for a real mass diet you will see better gains.

what's a sweet potato?

is it a regular potato with sugar?  sounds like dirty carb

[Skorp1o]

potatoe with sugar lol 

[Primemuscle]

potatoe with sugar lol 

Potato

[Skorp1o]

Potato

Not according to my shitty HTC   

[Primemuscle]

Not according to my shitty HTC   

Ah yes it's the digital age. Well, MS word taught me how to be a better speller....but it took years. 

Potato doesn't make a lot of sense when the plural is potatoes. The English language doesn't make much sense anyway. It is the world language though, so we're stuck with it.

[The Ugly]

Potato

Dan Quayle disagrees.

Shit, showing my age.

[DroppingPlates]

Well-argumented meltdown:

Re: Mom kicked out of LA Fitness in Florida gym for exercising with her son

Hardcore Gyms........A Thing Of The Past
by Wes

I'm about to say quite a bit about the sad state of affairs in most gyms today, and I know I will offend some people, but... too bad!

It makes me sad to see the gyms of today, and their participants, wandering around aimlessly from fancy machine, to fancy machine, in quest of something most of them don't know how to find.

I'm talking about learning how to achieve results, with their meager half-hearted efforts. Most of the people in gyms today don't have a clue why they are there, or what they are trying to accomplish.

Sure, Mary might want to lose some weight, but she usually doesn't have a clue as to how to go about it. I know this may sound harsh to some, but back in the day, newbies in the gym learned a lot from bodybuilders and more experienced lifters.

Bodybuilders and powerlifters are actually frowned upon these days in most gyms. It's a shame because these people should be used as inspiration, and watching them train could benefit a lot of people.

As far as giving them a clue as to what intensity level is required to actually get results from their training.

 Gyms back in the seventies and eighties, were really gyms, and not fluffy, frilly, "Fitness Centers," trying to pass themselves off as gyms.

People worked together in pursuit of their goals, and learned from each other.

Today's Gyms:

Today's "gyms", and I use the term loosely, are too caught up in making money, and could care less about their clients progress, or lack of progress, as is usually the case.

There's too many people that don't have clear-cut goals, and know nothing about training, even though there are "personal trainers" at most gyms.

 Personal Trainers:

The sad part is a lot of the personal trainers I've seen know very little themselves, and most look like they can't get out of their own way.

If you are going to train people, at least look like you train a little yourself.

I call these half-assed personal trainers, "professional rep counters," as that's about all they are doing that is correct, in their approach to training clients.


 Fad Fitness Items:

Another thing I find ridiculous today is fad fitness items.

Swiss Balls, rubber tubing, medicine balls, and TV sets, are a bunch of junk, that should be kept out of a serious gym.

 Do you really believe that doing crunches on a big blue ball, is any better than doing them on a floor, or a bench?

Stabilizers come into play more with the Swiss Balls some would say.

Stabilizers also come into play when squatting like an animal for 20 reps, with a heavy weight, but that's too much like work.

I guess I'm just "old fashioned," but give me a gym full of sweaty, hard working animals, who are hungry to grow, and make progress, any day.


Core training is another catch phrase that totally pisses me off...............as bodybuilders,we have been training the "core" from day one,except we called it training abs and erectors!!



Quiet Please:
 
Today if you lift anything remotely heavy, or make the slightest grunt while squeezing out a hard rep, you get asked to tone down the noise.

Don't even think of chalking your hands, you might get some on the spotless floor.

What do these people think a vacuum cleaner was invented for?

Hardcore Gyms:
 
I've trained at 4 hardcore gyms, at different times, for years, places where you made progress, and other people in the gym were genuinely concerned about you making that progress.

It was no-holds barred, all for the betterment of the guys working out.

If you didn't train your ass off, you were considered a wimp.

Sadly, it is getting increasingly harder to find a good ol' sweatshop type of gym, where results are demanded.

Today I see people come to the gym religiously, every day, only to talk, roam around, use the same weight forever, usually one plate on some contraption, for months at a time, gab on their cell phones, or some other practice that has nothing to do with staying focused on their training.

 These same people wonder why they do not make progress.

Ask a typical trainee in today's gym why he or she does a particular exercise, and what part of the body that exercise is for, and they look at you like you asked them for their wallet.

They usually have no clue!

I think if you're going to workout, then you should at least have a basic understanding of the exercises, and body parts they work.

Maybe even sweating a little once in a while would be productive. I really miss the "old school" gyms, and the animals that inhabited them. You can take this rant with "tongue in cheek," but I won't.

Train Hard!
Conclusion:
 
I obviously (I hope), meant this article to be taken with a healthy dose of sarcasm, but I hope I opened people's eyes to the fact that they should ask questions at the gym (not while someone is training), and do a little research, before beginning their program. Learn about what you are doing, and you'll do it better.

 

[FitnessFrenzy]

   
I see myself in Uncle Junior (no homo)
I can't help but smile when I see/read an Uncle Junior thread. He reminds me so much of myself. I have been a member since 2004, but really started posting regularly in 2010.

Nobody can deny that I had my run for a few years. You know the streak guys......If I made a thread, it was almost guaranteed to get a minimum of 100+ replies. I see Junior following the same path. Joon also has brought it to another level with videos on demand, and giving everyone a glimpse into his life.

I enjoy reading Junior's threads. Controversy has been a cornerstone of Getbig since it's inception. Which is why all the heavy hitters over the years deserve recognition. It is the reason why Ron's site is supposedly worth over 2 million dollars.

Carry the torch Junior. You are the most interesting thing going on Getbig right now.

(((((((((((((Shizzo))))))))))))))

Fuck I missed you man, where the fuck have you been?

This is god's honest truth, before I registered and got approved on Get Big, (I originally was looking up steroid information and stumbled on to this mental asylum) and when I was lurking the board you were my favorite poster ever and I was always thinking why is everyone ganging up on this poor guy the whole time??

I think you are the greatest entertainer on GB ever (regardless of what anyone thinks) and off course we all have our moments but purely from entertainment value and enjoyment for me you are and will always be king of this place.

I hope you never feel or get forced to think you have to change for anybody or let people bully you around.

You just carry on being you.

Just remember if there was no Shizzo there would never have been an Uncle Junior.

Uncle Junior Approved
Shepard of Sinai.

Then have my back. Simple as that. Speak up for me.

[Skorp1o]

And the award for the most pathetic post ever made on getbig goes to shizzo...begging Joon to have his back 

[anabolichalo]

And the award for the most pathetic post ever made on getbig goes to shizzo...begging Joon to have his back 

schizzo care a lot about internet fights for a high rolling sc mgr

[DroppingPlates]

Re: The best piece of equipment I own.

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A creative Getbigger should write a poem, called "The Cold Iron In The Early Morning"

there's nothing like the feel of the cold iron on a early  morning. much like the embrace of an ocean breeze,  iron is my friend and it don't make me sneeze. hickory dickory doc this chick was........ you know the rest.