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Re: Bostin Loyd got a new crib

That drug dealing finally paid off ..



Over at Facebook

Ariella Giavanna Palumbo
Just moved into our new home !! We are un packing now. Deliveries for our new bed room set and appliances are coming tomorrow. we barely got any sleep but I'm way too excited right now!!

3...2....1

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better angle

Roelly still squinting like a newborn marsupial, who's eyes haven't opened yet.

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I'll take a minor tax raise just so they can fund the neegul loan program where they must get loaned 3000 dollars for one year and pay back with 100 dollars interest, and if they dont there name and picture goes on the internet and they must do enough community service to make up for the money or go to a work camp jail

Falconometrics at its very best.

Nobel Prize Description:

Visionary, original, and unremittingly humanitarian, Johnny Falcon singlehandedly solved the world-wide neegul problem with the development of the Falcon formula, and then applied it in important, meaningful ways to solve the world's most pressing concerns. He has been awarded the Nobel Prize. Not one to rest on his laurels, Sir Falconbloke OM* devised another insightful model of the Falcon formula with a complex, mathematical algorithm based on the polyhedronal topology of pyramid shits. For this, he has won the coveted Fields Medal. Possessed with a restless energy, Falcon applied this groundbreaking model to persisting problems in world hunger, global mortgages, student loans, and the nefarious consumption of heme iron. Said United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-moon in his Nobel Introduction, "Falconmensh is The Man, yo!"

* As he was referred to by Her Majesty, The Queen, who, drawn irresistibly to brawn AND brain, became his blushing new wife before suffering a fatal diving accident off La Quebrada cliffs in Acapulco during their too brief honeymoon. Having lost love so unexpectedly, Sir Falconbloke OM poured all of his considerable energies back to his work.

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Re: Ray Cutler finally identified!

Look how happy she is to meet Ray and see his huge muscles:

I like her. She's hot but has enough flaws that make me think I could have a chance.

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Re: "THE FREAK"    zack-khan

Just noticed the top hinge on the door in this pic. I look ever so slightly down at that hinge, so this muscled mountain is actually a manlet. He could be a hairless Middle Earth Dwarf.

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Re: steroids is out, titanium is in!

while they bitch about PEDS in mma, the thaifighters moved to the next level

http://fightstate.com/muay-thai-fighter-suspended-for-illegal-titanium-shin-implants-in-chiang-mai/

Muay Thai Fighter Suspended For Illegal Titanium Shin Implants in Chiang Mai


"hiang Mai, May 22 – Muay Thai fighter Bandasak Chaiyasan was suspended by the World Muay Thai Council today when X-Ray images surfaced showing that he had fought with a titanium shin implant without disclosing it to the athletic commission during a bout on May 16th in Chiang Mai, Thailand. These x-rays emerged just days after his recent victory via headkick KO."

 

like getting kicked in the head by a thai fighter isnt bad enough the dude is having titanium shin implants :D

His implant is no different than Siliva...he had it put in after he snapped his leg. 

Hey Vince, is it a Caliber Advanced Prosthetics implant? I suspect not - the X-ray clearly shows that there isn't enough bee pollen in there, but I figured Thai X-ray machines may not do proper beam hardening and result in poor quality radiographs.

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Re: My friend seems to be happiest in his "forever alone/single" life

It doesn't matter if it is my choice or not, I don't have any problem with being alone, in fact I prefer it.  I don't see being alone as a negative, but a positive.  Being alone is truly a joy, I have never understood why any man would fear it.

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Re: Navy Mike front yard saga?

shizzo once again showing he is a frontrunner for the getbig MVP position.

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Re: Ramy @ 310 three days out ( coach hand off your crotch. )

You lose again. How about this....

Ya gotta admit , IF we were going to have a threesome, having Rammy with us would be pretty sweet.
No HOMO

Jesus. That was just bad Howard.

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Re: The Navy Mike front yard saga?

Unlike most getbiggers, Navy Mike is married to a real female . Bonus pts because she's pretty hot as well.
He actually made substantial improvements in his physique and posted pics as proof. Very UN getbig like.
My best contest pics were from a time before the birth of most getbiggers .
The last time I had abs, Basille could still bust a nut and Coach was on his 1st of 7 wives.

But, alas, said pics exposed the secret shame of Navy Mike.
No, it wasn't a recently used vibrating butt plug on the bedroom end table.
It showed a front yard, fit for a Sanford and Son Junk franchise location.

The un mowed blades of grass were longer then Shizzo's pubes.

I think we need a thread devoted to the one shameful aspect of any other wise enviable life.

Navel Mike was just trolling.  He stopped in a rough area of town on the way back to his condo, and took pics for getbig.

It's like when phil heath brags about benching 4 plates - on the hammer strength machine - with perfect form 

Navy Mike used to sail on water. Now, he just holds it.

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Re: Thank you denisbiceps

Shizzo, there is no time frame on debts. If Che messaged you 60 years from now and wanted his money, you pay it. Debts never go away.

I publicly asked for his info 5 minutes after the fight. He still had not sent me anything 2 days later. He asked me for the money again ( troll job) and I said send me your info (again) nothing.

Then he claims I ignored his PMs....... He lied. He never sent me any.

It was all designed to make me look bad.

You are lying ,you only asked for my info once , I did PM you my paypal  acc  , you never answered it, but don't worry Shizzo , now everybody know what kind of person you are.

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Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman

Jessica Alba's Honest Company Hits $1 Billion Valuation



the mag estimates Alba's personal net worth at $200 million, putting her above the estimated totals of Rihanna, Jennifer Lawrence, and Katy Perry.

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Re: What Alcohol Does to Your Body, Brain, Heart, and Muscles

Yes and the article left out that alcohol can give a man boobs. So Shizzo is ideal.

Yes, but at least my boobs are real.

#Teamrealracks.

You are not supose to have boobs, you bloody idiot.

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Re: Women and training FAILURE

My mother in law has been doing 'spin classes' 3 x per week for the last three years, and has not changed shape in any way. She is still 20 pounds overweight, but luckily its mostly on her ass and boobs so I will continue to wank in the shower about it.

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Re: Hi, I'm new!

Attn. GetBig: I'm here, I'm queer, and I am ready to make statements.

Yamcha. Out. 

Welcome, here's a few tips:
Knoogers not gay but pretends to be
Shizzo's gay but pretends not to be
Wiggs isn't Hebrew but pretends to be
None of us work out but most of us pretend to

HTH
 

That sums it up pretty well.

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Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?

Best thing that could have happened. I'm happy for Navy_Mike, this is un malheur heureux, a happy misfortune. Navy_Mike's marriage, while still on course toward titanic ruination, has been thrown a temporary lifeline (which, following a crude, back-of-envelope estimation should be about as long as it will take Tbombz to relapse to buggery – which shouldn't be too long now: because while Jesus saves, the Assbunny craves). From my leather armchair, I get the sense that deep within his subconscious Navy_Mike is basking in his wife's dispiriting failure. He's giggling with hidden delight. Of course, he'd never admit this because his conscious thoughts would find these feelings too disturbing, which is why he's not aware of them. But we know better than Navy_Mike; especially, SF 1900, True Adonis, and Che. For example, it's abundantly clear to all that Navy_Mike lacks implicit self-esteem, which, tiny as it is, would have been excruciatingly crushed even more had his wife placed well, or, Arnold forbid, won a pro card. In other words, Navy_Mike's ham-n-eggy self-awareness as a competitive bodybuilder would have been felt even more acutely had his wife ascended to an echelon that he can only fantasize of reaching. Navy_Mike, if you read this, know that Getbig breathes a collective sigh of relief for your connubial wellbeing. Though you are still destined-to-be-better-dealt-by-wifey, it won't be this week. Rejoice!

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Re: Custom Made 1 of 1 special edition Phil Heath .......

Sneakers for this years Mr Olympia in Las Vegas

k_o.brand_kickasso
1 week ago
All done for 4 Time Mr. Olympia @philheath .. #bodybuilding #pose #fitness

Probably have a syringe hidden in the heel so you can inject insulin on time, every time.

That way if you look like Shawn "Sleepy" Rhoden, it's not cuz you're having an insulin depravation moment, you are Shawn "Sleepy" Rhoden.

Or dumb looking like him.

REally?
So I could get a pair made with Basile and Goodrum on them with other getbig popular pics?

Imagine sporting them at some bodybuilding expo...

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Agreed. This is a ridiculous notion.

I enjoy Navy Mike for his seeming to be so forthcoming in his posts, but he's can't possibly be very educated in the language arts.

He is dumb as a brick.  That mouth of his is also ridiculous.  Very stupid looking individual.  Clearly mentally retarded.

[Howard]

Not quite bunny suit level but definite top tier getbig material

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Chopperider is so short, he takes a drill to the gloryhole to make a lower hole

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I keep finding more photoshops in threads. Makes me wonder what their agenda is? Guys sharing photos behind the scenes to shop and have a laugh at! Schoolboy behaviour if done regularly.

So Booty, what do you say about the title of this thread? Your silence speaks volumes. Change in latitude = change in attitude?

That photoshop of you kneeling and your balls falling out of your shorts is priceless. I laugh everytime.    As for the title of the thread.... I gave Josh the idea. You see he ported in another thread about his cousin moving to Sydney to live with his Aussie girlfriend and I said that it could be us.

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Re: Im Moving to Australia to live with Booty

If you were bread you would be that soft flour dough bread.  You are a racist red neck and absolutely repulsive.

Hahahaha........Not racist or a redneck, sweetheart.

I declined your friendship request on fb. It's bad enough seeing you on gb.