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JPJSend Matt some pics, it may get him out of his rut.He can polish his "parsh of peace" to them.
If Mathjew wants something hot, moist, and juicy in his face…He should go to Burger King and buy a Double Whopper.
ESFitness is back?
So single women with daughters shouldn't date? If you meet a nice woman and everything is going great then she tells you she has a daughter you are dipping out?
Depends how old and how hot the daughter is. No pedoImagine the GF has a hot 18 yearold daughter sauntering around the place in hotpants and a crop top. Nothing wrong with enjoying the show and later banging the shit out of the mother whilst thinking of the daughter. Ideally the daughters bedroom is within earshot so she can hear how you're making her mum moan.
To me women are extremely boring and I can‘t imagine spending time with some chick I have no sexual interest in. How some of you guys have female friends with no benefits is beyond me.
This guy gets it. Generally I don't like spending more than 4 hours a day max, twice a week with a women even if I'm sexual with her (they charge too much after that ) If they want to spend more time together with me then it's only at my apartment and they need to start being more useful. I'll ask them to start cooking and cleaning. Most refuse when it comes to cleaning, but are happy to do the cooking. The relationship usually ends when I insist they cut my food up and put it in my mouth, although not always. I like to see how far I can push those that stick around before they say enough. Let's just say some women have no limits when it comes to how much weird shit they are willing to put up with.In short Matt isn't wrong for questioning the sincerity of women. Those who think their woman is different, nah they are just different with you. Good chance they'd act and behave very differently if they were with another guy.
Hankins Fan in the Youtube comments, wonder who it is -"Rowley Birkin QC LVO CMGI want to beat up Darren Avey and wrestle Henda on a northern building site with toothless, pale onlookers cheering on. I want to kick back with illuminati and talk of joswifts easy competition. I want to abuse McWay who couldn't even be bothered to respond to me on another platform yet is regularly posting on gb. I want to get doxxed by that successful elusive Jane that has some high powered job and holiday home in Portugal. I want to be a ducking get bigger that's half abused half respected.
https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/dog-abandoned-gay-adopted-sex-couple-rcna21556
At least it will enjoy the anal it's about to receive.
Stranger at dog park: “Cute dog, what breed?”Gay couple at the same time: “He’s an Anal Receiver!”
At least Kai Greene grew his head into a kettle bell.
Imagine what hanky is doing now.Pacing back and forth inside his filthy house talking himself through the 100 different scenarios he sees happening this weekend.Every 3 minutes and stops to flex in the mirror to assure himself that he is still "jacked".Weighing himself once an hour to make sure he's still 200 pounds (at least).Screaming at his new wife and her kids to be quiet so he can focus on his posing routine while listening to Nickelback.The shitter is filled with blood stained wet wipes.All the cooking pans and pots are stained with bacon grease.The house smells of stale potato chips and weed.Is he going to be ready? Will he make it?Should he inject "more" lasik? Has he eaten enough carbs?Maybe he should eat an entire pizza?But what about the restless leg syndrome?Will he get edema from too much Gatorade again?Hopefully there isn't an altercation with the Cops. And if so, will they use the doorbell this time?Focused like a lion staring down a baby deer with a broken leg.It's now or never hanky.Push the envelope. Go 100% or stay the fuck home.We will expect Munzer like conditioning.Hopefully the rest of the handicapped competitors are ready for battle!
Complete congestive heart failure. I.V. Lasix and Beta Blockers to keep him alive as long as possible. Heart failure has no cure. Vince G he drops your name and gives a huge plug to your channel at 21:00. But has beef with you?Seems like a decent guy. I wish him well.
Rating -Schmoe content - 1/2 a sperm soaked Weider moustache out of 5. Connors is a gentleman about his guests and their love lives. No need to get your cocks out and lace up your grass stained New Balances for this one.
These are the same degenerate perverts that defend Rocco Siffredi. I should be grateful for that sick fuck - he has so sufficiently turned me off from fucking, I will never get an STD, at least.
Matt, you continue to be the forums biggest loser.
He is the perpetual victim. If he's not feeling aggrieved when he wakes up he scours the internet for some new bullshit that will never impact his life and bitches about it incessantly.
Well, I am taking up a new job so i'll not be around much during the next few weeks
Big whoopie, you ape-armed cock captain.
A coconut-head rectum excavator.
Re: Changing Jobs In 2 Weeks
Matt’s posts always give off little dick energy. Between his lay about nature, ADHD, and creepy obsession with all things gay, you just sort of know that it all stems from having a tiny penis. I get the impression it’s so small that when he puts it in a girl, her immune system attempts to fight it off. Foreplay for Matt must be giving the girl an anti depressant before undressing himself to prepare her for the disappointment with the upcoming 22 seconds of Adderall fueled human sewing machine genitalia demonstration.
