Figure 1: Shizzolic StuporEponymously named after patient zero, a Shizzolic Stupor is a rare form of alcoholic hallucinosis in which the individual becomes so inebriated that various inanimate objects start to resemble a man's penis. Assman, D. (2021) ‘A prospective longitudinal study of cocksucking in adult men’, Journal of Psychology, 53(3), pp. 254–261.
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Mr. America, and twice Mr. Universe. He's turned professional this year, and is a contender for the Mr. Olympia title. Nick lives with his brother and dog in Tampa, Florida.
Brutal qualifier.
Annoucing Jizzney's new Woke production of...Schmoe White and the 7 DwarvesI am too stupid to put names in the photos but Elton is, of course, Schmoe White.
Bhanky, how many selfies do you take daily? We have all seen your selfie ring light.One might as why does a 44 year old unemployed man need a selfie ring light plus background curtains.I feel like this is your morning routine
Honestly, i thought about that for a split second. I remember reading some of your stories and It crossed my mind- just one timing this guy.I was in a real good Donnybrook a few years ago in KW. Me and a buddy of mine vs. 4 dudes. My bud saw one of these guys pinch the ass of a 12 to 14 year old girl. She was dressed like a fucking stripper but still obviously a young teenager. And my bud called the guy a scumbag. Turns out the guy was the old man of the three other dudes, who were all in their 20's.... so it was 4 on 2. My face got mangled that night but it ended with me choking one of the kids unconscious. Just before he went completely limp I let up on his carotoid and told him to look at me. When his eyes opened I spit right between his eyes then finsished choking him unconscious. (The fucker smashed me across the face with a beer bottle 3 or 4 times ar the outset of the fight before i got him in a fireman's cradle and dropped him on his fucking head.)
The most explosive bodybuilding feud ever IMO
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I knew I recognized those eyes -.
STFU you simple minded, in-bred, luna-cephalic mongoloid. You thrive on being argumentative regardless of the company or subject. It is apparent that making a statement that requires the least bit of thought from you engenders unbridled STOOOOPID in you follow by hilarious histrionics telling the world you wet yourself, shit your ego and are leaving. Again. I dub thee the Incredible Sulk.
I almost choked to death on those damn liver pills many years ago from taking 4 at a time. I had to bang my abdomen against the sink, until I could spit them up. I tried to drink more water to wash them down and the water came out of my nose.
It would have been a warrior's death
No man gives a sh1t what a woman says or thinks. We just pretend to listen cause we want to fvck.
Twas the Night before Curlmasand all through the thread,Not a hand was not tremblingNot a hair on the head One man was nestled, all snug on his pot;Pringles and orange roughy, should have been not.And the maid with her uppers; and the knees, bone one bone,Knew when Clegg Claus came, a Curler'd be prone;When out near the test bottles, there arose such a clatter,I sprang to my screen to see what was the matter.Cramping and shaking, dehydration and squirts,I tore to the thread to see "God, now what hurts?"But there was no new selfie, no new lie to be told,He LIED near his Gatorade, with sheets all afold,A new Curl Tshirt all sullied, covered in dread,Ring light revealing, Bhanks shit the bed."Now, Wes! now, Joswift! now IroNat and webstar!On, Flexacon! on, Krankenstein! on, Crusher and Walter!To the top of the pool table! His back's off the wall!Now squirt away! shart away! shit blood away all!"
Knowing Bhank you can just imagine how his day went when he fought Clegg.I imagine Bhank driving to the venue. At the time he probably brought his girlfriend along to show her what a badass he is. If he had a girlfriend it was probably some kittyhawk tweaker queen- young, dum and full of cum. On their way to the fight the conversation went like this:Hankins- I got a real fish here. This Clegg guy is nothing. Can't wait to stomp this guy.Girl- I don't know... Brian have you done this before? didn't you loose your last fight? Hankins- what the fuck are you talking about!!?? That doesn't matter! All that matters is today! Now! Besides I didn't lose. I just wasn't able to stand up before the referee counted to 10. I'm bigger, stronger and leaner than ever! Just watch babe.Girl- OK... Im just worried is all. Are you sure you're in your best shape? You just threw up on yourself a few minutes ago. Im gonna have to shampoo the car seats. Maybe all that adderall upset your stomach?Hankins- Nonsense. Adderall doesn't upset my stomach. Its just acid reflux from peach cobbler and jersey mikes. Just shut up already and quit your worrying. You're distracting me. It's easy to get lost on the way to these contests.An hour later...Girl- Brian can you hear me? Brian? How many fingers am I holding up? Maybe some smelling salts or more adderall will help wake you up.you still don't look so good. Are you sure you're OK? That fat guy can really fight. Hankins- what. Huh. What happened? Whens the fight?Girl- it's over babe. They stopped it. You were losing really bad.Hankins- Bullshit. Liar! Do you want me to dent your ficking skull bitch! I didn't lose! Why doesn't Clegg just post a picture of himself if he won? I'm stronger and leaner.Girl- oh Brian. I think the damage is worse than you think. You're not making any sense. Why would he post a picture? He beat you unconscious. Hankins- ill show you what unconscious is! (Rains 50 punches down on the poor girl) Im undefeated bitch. I got the police reports to prove it. Ask my last girlfriend. Her head is still caved in. You bitches never learn. I can't be faded!
I had Bam in last years dead pool. He really let me down. Hopefully he tries harder this year
I’d rough ride the shitpipes of those three bottled blonde Waffle House last-call whores so bad those homosexual men cluttering up the photo would go home and blow their mentally handicapped uncles. You can smell the vinegar scent of those gutter slut’s bargain bin Dollar Store douche kit from here.
I`d splash a map of Hawaii all over a prime Mercedes Khanis face.
