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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5525 on: February 24, 2023, 04:34:41 PM »
‘Tis a fantastic post either way
I thought so,though I doubt that Hanky`s a fan of it.  ;D

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5526 on: February 24, 2023, 04:42:19 PM »





Instant classic list of all time.  Hanky’s wigs don’t fall off ! 

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5527 on: February 24, 2023, 05:13:06 PM »
LOL  ;D

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5528 on: March 06, 2023, 08:34:24 AM »
That look when you lost your legs and kidneys and you're broke.... And all you get is a stupid plate from a multimillionaire  :-[

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5530 on: March 23, 2023, 11:58:13 PM »
You are so fucking stupid which is why I never respond to you Michelle was my first wife from a decade ago we never had any kids but yeah you know everything Moron. My girl works at the court she knows every officer and they all know me they don't give a rat's ass about what you have to say about anything.

So, Michelle is the stripper you married and got pregnant, who divorced you after a few weeks and aborted your child because you abused her?

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5531 on: March 24, 2023, 05:08:54 AM »
I`d splash a map of Hawaii all over a prime Mercedes Khanis face. ;D

Legit lol!

We need all the hanky photoshops in here. For posterity.

I'd be happy to oblige, but I'd need the permission of The Committee[TM] to self-post
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5532 on: March 24, 2023, 06:03:47 AM »
I'd be happy to oblige, but I'd need the permission of The Committee[TM] to self-post

Add some to your thread too https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=680234.msg9827588#msg9827588

There was also golden period where Krank, BB and a few others did some killer shops and picture captions around his potential Clegg fight and curling

Starts roughly here until Jan https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=674474.19450


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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5533 on: March 24, 2023, 06:20:30 AM »
Lol !


Add some to your thread too https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=680234.msg9827588#msg9827588

There was also golden period where Krank, BB and a few others did some killer shops and picture captions around his potential Clegg fight and curling

Starts roughly here until Jan https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=674474.19450



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5534 on: March 24, 2023, 12:34:25 PM »
I still have pics of my exes on social who goes back and deletes photos from years ago? You guys need to get a life

Bearing in mind most of them are disfigured or dead its a good idea to keep a photo
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5535 on: March 24, 2023, 12:35:13 PM »
Add some to your thread too https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=680234.msg9827588#msg9827588

There was also golden period where Krank, BB and a few others did some killer shops and picture captions around his potential Clegg fight and curling

Starts roughly here until Jan https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=674474.19450



Probably better etiquette - thanks for doing a link, looks like I'll be busy this weekend  ;D
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« Reply #5536 on: March 24, 2023, 12:36:22 PM »
Remember Ironmeister w the SMM ones ? 


Add some to your thread too https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=680234.msg9827588#msg9827588

There was also golden period where Krank, BB and a few others did some killer shops and picture captions around his potential Clegg fight and curling

Starts roughly here until Jan https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=674474.19450



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5537 on: March 24, 2023, 10:14:39 PM »
Remember Ironmeister w the SMM ones ?

Ironmiester was a true genius.  A master artist. I'd love to see what he could do with Bhank as a blank canvas.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5538 on: April 03, 2023, 06:57:29 PM »
Topic: How much time would you spend trying to recapture your Anadrol tablet?

Sad to hear about your anemia; I wish nothing but the best health.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5539 on: April 08, 2023, 11:47:19 PM »
Re: Andrew Tate's Prison Physique





His father was a chess grandmaster and he was something of a child chess prodigy. IQ wise he'd shit over 99% of the population. He's up there with Bhanky and Goodrum.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5540 on: April 11, 2023, 02:04:26 PM »
They were harassing my buddy one old guy on the floor was telling him to suck his dick and two younger guys were saying how they had been locked up before and were ready to fight to prove they were badass. I was ignoring it all until I couldn’t. I grabbed one of the young kids by the throat and threw him on top of the old guy. I was joking him choking him screaming at both of them when the other bigger kid ( they were probably around 20-25 years old each) charged and I actually managed a straight kick to his face that dropped him. I impressed myself with that one. I then put my attention back to the guy I had thrown on top of the other guy yelled at them a little more as I was choking the one and the other was underneath. I then let them go no one wanted anything to do with me at that point it was hilarious. The other people in the holding cell thought I was some kind of ninja meanwhile my friend did nothing to defend himself or help. I asked him later and he said he didn’t want to get in trouble reality was he was a scarred bitch.

One time I was hitchhiking through the PNW to visit one of the guys in my unit from the war. The local police captain starts harassing me. Gives me a ride out of town in the opposite direction I was going. Tells me they don't want my kind around. They have a nice quiet town he says. Well I start walking back towards town cause fuck that guy I served my country.
So he arrests me and takes me in. The other officers start fucking with me. Telling me I need a bath. They spray me down with a firehouse! Then they go to shave my face. Well I start having flashbacks from 'Nam and I just go apeshit and start kicking ass! I bust out of there and steal this dudes dirt bike and high tail it into the mountains with all the cops chasing me. I hole up in the woods  but they brought in a chopper to get me. Fucking pig starts shooting at me. So I throw at rock at the chopper and the cop ends up falling out to his death. I was just defending myself!
So they want me dead now. I end up setting all these booby traps up in the woods for the cops and I take out the whole unit. I coulda killed them but I didn't. I hole up in the cave and  they bring in the National Guard to get me. They shoot a fucking rpg at my cave and blow it up! Lucky I got out the back of the cave and make my way down to town where I just start going apeshit blowing shit up just going off. I finally calmed down when my old Colonel got sent in to take me out of there. Good dude. Colonel Troutman.  Crazy times man.
You now us old vets we only want our country to love us as much as we love it. From one badass to another Brian I get it

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5541 on: April 11, 2023, 02:06:01 PM »
If you are looking for symmetry I can tell you I don't have any, but what I do have are a very particular set of ailements. Ailments I have acquired over a very long time lying about my life. "Ailments that make me a laughing stock  for people like you. If you tell me I look good that'll be the end of it. But if you don't I will go back and forward for eternity lying about everything. I will hunt you down* and I will kill you**




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•• kill you as in kill you with kindness by ignoring you

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« Reply #5542 on: April 11, 2023, 02:25:58 PM »
^^

Beat me  ;D
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5543 on: April 15, 2023, 05:25:07 AM »
Bookm@rk (so I can find the ferkin thread)
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5544 on: April 15, 2023, 05:25:45 AM »
A thing of beauty here from delon...


This NPC Contest Thread Story Arc is progressing almost perfectly in a classical sense, bhanky's health flare-up is simply just the necessary 3rd act in the 4 act play:


Act 1: The Beginning
In which the set up for the hero's journey is unveiled: in this case with the now iconic literary phrase "Fine you guys are right why argue about scaled pics with each other" and soon after "it’s ducking nonsense believe whatever the duck you want I am going to win that show". The audience is drawn in, unsure wtf ducks have to do with anything but captivated nonetheless


Act 2: The Strive Towards the Goal
In which the hero fights all-comers from all angles at all times, assisted by limited vocabulary usage (hater, you guys, again) and lack of time wasting punctuation. All while allegedly holding down a full time job and an intense training regime involving walking his dog

 
Act 3: The Crisis
In which the hero encounters a serious hurdle that tests his character and resolve as he nears his final goal. In this story The Crisis amounts to the hero's cup runneth over with daily blood, along with repeated gross mentions of a grossly spelt "diaria"
<<We are here>>


Act 4: The Resolution
In which the hero is triumphant or otherwise and the story arc is complete
April 23 is of course Resolution Day
* Will Bhanky emerge bathed in thong battle glory like Rocky 2, 3, and 4
* Or will Bhanky's story be a Greek tragedy, albeit one centred around bowel and stomach movements, not flying too close to the sun like Icarus, given he can't even get up a flight of stairs


Only time and a few thousand more entertaining posts will tell

Go Bhanky

Now back to Act 3 ......
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5545 on: April 15, 2023, 05:30:46 AM »


From Krankenstein

;D

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« Reply #5546 on: April 15, 2023, 05:36:03 AM »

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« Reply #5547 on: April 15, 2023, 05:48:45 AM »


From Krankenstein

;D

Love the pat of butter on top! Lmao!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5548 on: April 15, 2023, 08:13:04 PM »
Delon and Krank, bravo. Good shit!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5549 on: April 18, 2023, 04:49:12 AM »
I weigh more than you right now. Your back is thin and your traps are literally nonexistent. You flex them and there’s nothing there except for those tendons that appear when you strain during a bloody shit. You’re a bag of misshaped, dislocated and torn body parts. You have the IQ of a dead moth and the sex appeal of a school shooter. You have no business on a bodybuilding or even a bodybuilding forum for that matter. You better pray that no one enters the show, so you can earn your meaningless, hollow victory. Good luck in your forearm contest this weekend, homo.  :D