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« Reply #25 on: June 27, 2013, 08:10:36 AM »


I almost died for you bitches and your worried about RUDES avatar Angry

It's the ADD kicking in.
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« Reply #26 on: June 27, 2013, 08:49:47 AM »

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« Reply #27 on: June 27, 2013, 08:52:32 AM »

You got SHUT DOWN!!!!!
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« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2013, 10:37:35 AM »

GET TH FUNK OUTTA MY FACE SUKA
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« Reply #29 on: June 27, 2013, 05:54:55 PM »


More like 3 or 4 Undecided


...not even kayaking...just swimming and caught up in the current.
damn that sucks bro----I know the feeling. 

Long story short, I was a kid and swimming/body surfing all day (out in santa monica), it was a bad day for riptides and I wasnt paying attention and looked back and realized I was far as  fuck out.  Started swimming back, I was going nowhere fast.   My brain kicked in after 1 min of that and started swimming in a  diagonal to get out of the riptide.  while I was doing that I got one of the worst leg cramps in my life (shitty feeling).  other than that, made it back and walked out the water like a boss (totally faking it) for the sake of the lifeguards (who were yelling at me the whole time) with surfboards ready to save me.  tehy said once they saw I was swimming in a diagonal to shore to get out of riptide they knew I knew what I was doing.

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« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2013, 08:12:04 AM »

damn that sucks bro----I know the feeling. 

Long story short, I was a kid and swimming/body surfing all day (out in santa monica), it was a bad day for riptides and I wasnt paying attention and looked back and realized I was far as  fuck out.  Started swimming back, I was going nowhere fast.   My brain kicked in after 1 min of that and started swimming in a  diagonal to get out of the riptide.  while I was doing that I got one of the worst leg cramps in my life (shitty feeling).  other than that, made it back and walked out the water like a boss (totally faking it) for the sake of the lifeguards (who were yelling at me the whole time) with surfboards ready to save me.  tehy said once they saw I was swimming in a diagonal to shore to get out of riptide they knew I knew what I was doing.




Had the same thing happen to me...
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« Reply #31 on: June 28, 2013, 08:51:59 AM »

Clavins gimmick exposed in this thread.
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« Reply #32 on: June 28, 2013, 08:53:01 AM »

Clavins gimmick exposed in this thread.

They should both stay out of the water for their own safety.
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« Reply #33 on: June 28, 2013, 10:21:11 AM »


I never told him I was going Wink

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« Reply #34 on: June 28, 2013, 01:01:51 PM »

Angry


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« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2013, 03:47:52 PM »

calvin gets teh ladies
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« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2013, 04:04:05 PM »

calvin gets teh ladies
Quite the assumption you just made.
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« Reply #37 on: July 01, 2013, 05:14:20 PM »

Quite the assumption you just made.
are you saying calvin has been known to play the flute?
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« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2013, 07:55:07 PM »

So I went kayaking in upstate Ct. on Saturday.
It didn't sink in what I was getting myself into when I heard that no one was allowed on the river the weekend before because the water was too fast and high after all the rain we've been getting.

So I leave my jeep jump in the shuttle and off I go.It's a 10 mile float/paddle down the river.
so the first 3/4's is chill.I paddle when I want,lay back in the kayak with my shirt off and my life vest as a pillow.

I see some white heads and put on my life jacket...sure enough I get spun sideways hit a rock and flip..I'm in a sit on top kayak so I end up in the water.first thing they tell you is to lay on your back and float until you can get out of the river.so of course I immediately try to stand and get knocked down and dragged over some rocks. not to bad, I quickly get back in my kayak {my friend grabbed it and was holding on to some overhead branches}...go down a little farther and flip again.this time it's a little more painfull.cut my knee and my side...get back in go a little farther and flip for the third time in the roughest part of the river.
scratch myself up real good this time.I couldn't get to the kayak.everytime I tried to swim or sidestroke I'd get lit up...so I had to float down the river on my back waiting to bounce into the next rock and hoping I didn't break anything....after about 15 minutes of this I finally get to shore where hypothermia kicked in and I shook uncontrollably for 10-15 minutes...I lost the paddle,my shirt, and flip flops.

laying there I hear cars above me so I trek up through the woods to the road and somehow I'm right in front of the place where I left my jeep.I went in took my keys and told them where to find the kayak and I had no idea about the paddle.....I went home and took a painful shower,had 2 beers and some food and was in bed by 5 pm....great times!


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« Reply #39 on: July 02, 2013, 07:20:37 AM »

Pussy.

Please Roll Eyes


...the only time you see water is when it leaks into your parents basement.
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« Reply #40 on: July 03, 2013, 12:09:28 PM »

Please Roll Eyes


...the only time you see water is when it leaks into your parents basement.

There's more water/oil in your arms than in that river.
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« Reply #41 on: July 03, 2013, 12:15:35 PM »

Shit just got real!! Shocked
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« Reply #42 on: July 03, 2013, 12:27:31 PM »

There's more water/oil in your arms than in that river.


I figured one of those shacks on the side of the river was your house.
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« Reply #43 on: July 03, 2013, 05:05:31 PM »

OH NO HE DIDNT
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« Reply #44 on: July 05, 2013, 04:15:55 AM »

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« Reply #45 on: July 21, 2013, 01:24:25 PM »

So Clavin is scared of possums and kayaks?  Oh brother. 
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« Reply #46 on: July 21, 2013, 01:33:49 PM »

So Clavin is scared of possums and kayaks?  Oh brother. 
and most likely his father probably wants a hug  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #47 on: July 21, 2013, 05:31:24 PM »

Calvin taking a beating in this thread like his clubs by the ninth hole.
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« Reply #48 on: July 22, 2013, 10:46:40 AM »


I almost died for you bitches and your worried about RUDES avatar Angry
Glad you are ok, no matter what chaos says.
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« Reply #49 on: July 22, 2013, 12:09:02 PM »

calvin being slaughtered for not being able to paddle in a gentle stream in this thread
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