Author Topic: Branch Warren's claims in latest MD (Read 27886 times)

Double XL · « **Reply #75 on:** January 05, 2006, 10:04:36 PM »

Quote from: mansonvier on January 05, 2006, 10:01:10 PM

Goddamn. He's only 29 and he looks 45. $:-\$

HE LOOKS HAGGARD, NOT OLD.

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #76 on:** January 05, 2006, 10:11:32 PM »

He looks old and haggard.

Double XL · « **Reply #77 on:** January 05, 2006, 10:14:00 PM »

HE LOOKS HARDCORE.

brianX · « **Reply #78 on:** January 05, 2006, 10:18:45 PM »

Quote from: egoatdoor on January 02, 2006, 06:48:41 PM

I can't speak for Branch, but in his video " All American Workout The Next Level", Johnnie was doing a bunch of BS high speed, quarter reps on his exercises, so I doubt any of his claims. It was all momentum and even then he was barely moving the bars and dumbbells.

He also cannot count. He repeatedly claims in the video he did 12 reps on exercises, but when you actually count, it was more like 6 or 8.

He's a joke.

Yeah, maybe Johnnie could start gaining some real muscle if he used super slow reps and perfect form.

Fucking clown.

hangclean · « **Reply #79 on:** January 06, 2006, 12:19:02 AM »

Quote from: IceCold on January 05, 2006, 09:30:23 AM

Right now Andy Bolton has the highest total. Gary Frank is strong as hell but I think Bolton could beat him under any cicumstances. Also if Mark Henry would have stuck to powerlifting he easily could have taken the deadlift record. Im sure of that.

Aido · « **Reply #80 on:** January 06, 2006, 02:03:51 AM »

Who gives a shit. He can outlift most if not all here.

And it's not really Branch's claim if Jackson said it now is it???

the shadow · « **Reply #81 on:** January 06, 2006, 02:30:27 AM »

man i a flex article ronnie claimed he did 585 on barbell rows.......is that possible......and ronnie did 315 on shoulders for reps...........but is ronnies 585 on barbell rows true!!!!!!!!!!!...............its was in a flex artilce titled THE MOST BRUTAL WORKOUTS IN HISTORY!!!!!

sarcasm · « **Reply #82 on:** January 06, 2006, 08:05:22 AM »

Quote from: hangclean on January 06, 2006, 12:19:02 AM

Right now Andy Bolton has the highest total. Gary Frank is strong as hell but I think Bolton could beat him under any cicumstances. Also if Mark Henry would have stuck to powerlifting he easily could have taken the deadlift record. Im sure of that.

Garry Frank has the highest total at 2800 plus.

kicker · « **Reply #83 on:** January 06, 2006, 09:55:33 AM »

Quote from: 21Guns on January 05, 2006, 10:15:13 AM

I was at the Arnold and saw what your talking about.It was a 110lb dumbell,and he did 22 reps,he was a cop from NY.The year before that he tried to get the world record for reps with 405 in the bench,he did 21 reps,the wr was 23,and thats flat bench not military.405 for 20 in mill is not possible

WR for bench reps with 405 is only 23? I am certain there are alot of lifters out there that can do more. Onlyme got over 23 reps before and I think he witnessed Kaz get like 50 reps with 405...

egoatdoor · « **Reply #84 on:** January 06, 2006, 05:05:58 PM »

Quote from: Zugzwang on January 05, 2006, 05:11:06 AM

How is he not? Winning a couple of second tier events is nice but hardly puts him in Coleman's class, or even Cutler or Jackson's.

I never said he was in Ronnie's or Jay's class.

But you are saying class A is made up of 3 bodybuilders?

Come on!!!

So Victor Martinez, Gunter, Markus ( 5th in 2004 Olympia), Darrem, Mark Dugdale and everyone else is a "Class B" bodybuilder?

I say it again. He is top ten in the world with hundreds and hundreds of professional and amateur competitors. Pretty damn good.

hangclean · « **Reply #85 on:** January 08, 2006, 03:25:13 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on January 06, 2006, 08:05:22 AM

Garry Frank has the highest total at 2800 plus.

andy beat his total at the IPF meet in november. The same meet that Benedikt magnusson broke the deadlift record.

sarcasm · « **Reply #86 on:** January 08, 2006, 03:26:32 PM »

Quote from: kicker on January 06, 2006, 09:55:33 AM

WR for bench reps with 405 is only 23? I am certain there are alot of lifters out there that can do more. Onlyme got over 23 reps before and I think he witnessed Kaz get like 50 reps with 405...

no one on this planet ever benched 405 for 50, absolutely no one.

gammahydroxy · « **Reply #87 on:** January 08, 2006, 07:28:52 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on January 08, 2006, 03:26:32 PM

no one on this planet ever benched 405 for 50, absolutely no one.

Not even Nassar?

kicker · « **Reply #88 on:** January 08, 2006, 11:11:37 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on January 08, 2006, 03:26:32 PM

no one on this planet ever benched 405 for 50, absolutely no one.

This is what onlyme says. I think he says there was a video out there that documented this. I tend to agree with you though, and don't think anyone has ever benched 50 legit reps with 405 lbs...even squatting 405x50 would be fucking impressive.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #89 on:** January 09, 2006, 12:07:54 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on January 08, 2006, 03:26:32 PM

no one on this planet ever benched 405 for 50, absolutely no one.

Totally agree. That is physically impossible. The outlandish strength claims are preposterous enough, the fact that some of you nitwits actually believe them is even funnier.

Van_Bilderass · « **Reply #90 on:** January 09, 2006, 12:41:48 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 04, 2006, 10:14:12 PM

with all today's technology, why can't an athlete get onstage this ripped? Is it just the lighting that prevents guys form looking this ripped onstage? I'm sure a few warmup sets and a few niacin could get them there, right? He puts Munzer to shame in this pic

Munzer was much harder and dryer. Anyone have the black and white pics of Munzer doing leg presses from Flex mag so we can compare?

IceCold · « **Reply #91 on:** January 09, 2006, 09:18:57 AM »

ok. jj was BEING FUCCKING SACASTIC.

he was saying how strong bw is, but make a joke out of it saying he could military 405 (even on a smith) for 20 reps. he wasnt meant to be taken serious.

blazer000 · « **Reply #92 on:** January 09, 2006, 09:40:06 AM »

yea, well i saw branch warren eat three 72 ounce steaks in an hour once
and for the first 45 minutes he was having sex with the waittress.

blazer000 · « **Reply #93 on:** January 09, 2006, 09:40:57 AM »

Branch Warren also drives an icecream truck covered in human skulls

blazer000 · « **Reply #94 on:** January 09, 2006, 09:42:31 AM »

In actuality, there was no bomb dropped on nagasaki and hiroshima, branch warren was dropped out of a plane and he simply punched the ground.

gammahydroxy · « **Reply #95 on:** January 09, 2006, 09:49:10 AM »

blazer you speak very highly of branch..

blazer000 · « **Reply #96 on:** January 09, 2006, 09:57:21 AM »

dude
branch warren has counted to infinity, twice.

blazer000 · « **Reply #97 on:** January 09, 2006, 09:58:22 AM »

Branch warren walked down teh street last week with a huge erection, and there were no survivors

240 is Back · « **Reply #98 on:** January 09, 2006, 10:01:40 AM »

Chuck Norris' droppings > Branch Warren

blazer000 · « **Reply #99 on:** January 09, 2006, 10:22:09 AM »

i was just waiting until someone made the connection
and who else would know about the chuck norris facts website besides 240

and just for all the getbiggers out there

240 once wrestled bigfoot, a grizzly bear, a mountain lion, and branch warren, at the same time, and won by tying them together with an anaconda