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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #25 on: November 16, 2013, 02:06:17 AM »
Why is he doing this stuff ?

Is it to troll us ? To provoke us ?

Its not like he belive for one second that this business will ever work.

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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2013, 02:17:19 AM »
In breaking news, a massive spike in the value of Bitcoin was observed as the principal behind Caliber Fitness, the celebrated entrepreneur, renowned bodybuilder and fitness expert and man-wife of Queen Vissy, Vince G CSN MFT announced that he started a new virtual store that accepts the currency.

Prominent online retailers Amazon.com and Zappos.com and have been stunned by this development and are reeling back as traffic to their own sites plummeted as the new website has been inundated with requests from curious consumers who, despite being unsure of what product is being sold, are sending their Bitcoins based on the stellar reputation of Caliber Fitness alone. Experts credit the extremely smooth flow of Mr. G's website, the result of custom coding instead of the typical cut-and-paste job that web designers do, and his business acumen.

We will bring you more on this breaking story as it develops.
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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #27 on: November 16, 2013, 02:45:10 AM »
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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #28 on: November 16, 2013, 02:50:03 AM »
Vince, can I buy a rough and sensual anal encounter with Vissy with Bitcoins?

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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #29 on: November 16, 2013, 03:11:07 AM »
Vince, can I buy a rough and sensual anal encounter with Vissy with Bitcoins?

I bid 3 bitcoins!

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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #30 on: November 16, 2013, 12:13:32 PM »
I bid 3 bitcoins!

You want to spend more than $1,200 to have Goodrum's sloppy seconds? What's wrong with you?

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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #31 on: November 16, 2013, 12:25:55 PM »
You want to spend more than $1,200 to have Goodrum's sloppy seconds? What's wrong with you?

Goodrum = Goodcum. That shit is more potent than steroids and bee pollen combined.
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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #32 on: November 16, 2013, 12:40:29 PM »
Goodrum = Goodcum. That shit is more potent than steroids and bee pollen combined.

You will forgive me if I just stick to multi-vitamins. Lightweight, I know...

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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #33 on: November 16, 2013, 12:50:30 PM »
Caliber fitness = epic fail
shitty online grocery store = epic fail
analoholic semen website = epic fail
utter wank radio show with two listers = epic fail
gym for training clients  (hahahahahaaaa) = epic fail
latest shitty venture = very soon epic failure

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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #34 on: November 16, 2013, 12:55:36 PM »
Caliber fitness = Has done over 188k in revenue this year
shitty online grocery store = new supplier, rebuilt, and will be back in a few days
analoholic semen website = last time I checked, still online and still making decent affiliate revenue
utter wank radio show with two listers = try 246 subscribers dipshit and over 500 downloads of the ebooks
gym for training clients  (hahahahahaaaa) = trained more in my sleep than you in your lifetime
latest shitty venture = Who knows..that's the fun part of building new websites and exploring new ventures
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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #35 on: November 16, 2013, 01:17:20 PM »
Say what you want about Vince, but he isn't afraid to fail. In fact, he's made failure into an artform.

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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #36 on: November 16, 2013, 01:38:44 PM »
Hahahahaha thanks for the laughs Vince.

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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #37 on: November 16, 2013, 01:51:26 PM »
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gym for training clients  (hahahahahaaaa) = epic fail

Haha i forgot that one... any news vince? I feel bad, it's like mocking an handicapped. We all know vince obviously has issues.


Vince!

Listen to me!

STOP YOUR FUCKING NON SENSE WE ALL KNOW WHO YOU TRULY ARE! YOU AINT GONNA IMPRESS ANYONE ON HERE!

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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #38 on: November 16, 2013, 01:54:05 PM »
LOL @ this whole thread.
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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #39 on: November 16, 2013, 01:56:55 PM »
Caliber fitness = Has done over 188k in revenue this year

Denominated in what? Zimbabwean dollars? That's great, you're well on your way to buying a stick of shitty African gum.




shitty online grocery store = new supplier, rebuilt, and will be back in a few days

So... uhm.... I'm not sure what this means? Less shitty now?


analoholic semen website = last time I checked, still online and still making decent affiliate revenue

Decent is a relative term. Can you tell us how many McDonalds cheeseburgers you can buy with it from Mickey D's dollar menu, so we have a useful metric?


utter wank radio show with two listers = try 246 subscribers dipshit and over 500 downloads of the ebooks

The "White Noise All The Time" show has 247 subscribers, and it only plays white noise. To be fair, it's ebook only has 100 downloads.


gym for training clients  (hahahahahaaaa) = trained more in my sleep than you in your lifetime

Your success as a coach is rivaled only by your success as a businessman. It must be hard to be at the top.


latest shitty venture = Who knows..that's the fun part of building new websites and exploring new ventures

That's the spirit!

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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #40 on: November 16, 2013, 02:31:43 PM »
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Caliber fitness = Has done over 188k in revenue this year
shitty online grocery store = new supplier, rebuilt, and will be back in a few days
analoholic semen website = last time I checked, still online and still making decent affiliate revenue
utter wank radio show with two listers = try 246 subscribers dipshit and over 500 downloads of the ebooks
gym for training clients  (hahahahahaaaa) = trained more in my sleep than you in your lifetime
latest shitty venture = Who knows..that's the fun part of building new websites and exploring new ventures

Vince seriously now.
Are you trolling?

This is pathological lying.

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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #41 on: November 16, 2013, 02:33:01 PM »
 vince made 188k this year?

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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #42 on: November 16, 2013, 02:35:37 PM »
Hahahaha
vince was just bragging about being on welfare the other day.

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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #43 on: November 16, 2013, 02:41:38 PM »
Hahahaha
vince was just bragging about being on welfare the other day.


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He hasn't learned anything....I can easily eat hearty on a 1.25 cents a day.  Just buy bulk oatmeal, rice, and beans...get your protein from eggs, buy chicken on clearance and freeze and best of all.....don't forget the ramen noodles......people just don't know how versatile those things are....here's an example of one particular meal that about 35 cents......Ponya Ramen Noodles....




I don't use food stamps but these rich people are walking a tightrope with a net....Poor people don't have one. ::)


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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #45 on: November 16, 2013, 02:53:32 PM »
Proof of 188k in revenue?

188k in sales is much much different than the dollars taken in after tax, but in all fairness its probably t 20% mimimum markup so he made a gross to himself of at least 36k
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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #46 on: November 16, 2013, 02:55:37 PM »
:D


haha
sound like the writings of a man whos earning afford him only the finest things in life.

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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #47 on: November 16, 2013, 03:10:47 PM »
:D

This fool doesn't realize that with Ramen noodles having sodium levels through the roof, it is one of most unhealthy foods that one can buy...

I wonder how much it costs to start a new business in NC, and if he applies for any help in those endeavors.

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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #48 on: November 16, 2013, 03:24:45 PM »
This fool doesn't realize that with Ramen noodles having sodium levels through the roof, it is one of most unhealthy foods that one can buy...

I wonder how much it costs to start a new business in NC, and if he applies for any help in those endeavors.


Ramen Noodles actually don't have as much sodium as you think....unless you drink the broth that you flavor the noodles with....even then you can simply leave out the flavor pack.  I go to the doctor twice a year and my blood pressure levels are fine for my age.  In any event, the amount of sodium in ramen noodles is nothing compared to a meal at a fast food restaurant...even Subway.  Ramen noodles are good for you.  Personally I like to throw some frozen vegetables, grilled chicken or beef strips in the mix for a nice one bowl meal....practically the clean-up is non-existant


Momofuku Ando, the creator of those instant noodles ate a bowl of his noodles every day of his life and lived to be 96 years old
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Re: Just built my first ecommerce store that processes Bitcoin payments!!!
« Reply #49 on: November 16, 2013, 03:26:30 PM »

Ramen Noodles actually don't have as much sodium as you think....unless you drink the broth that you flavor the noodles with....even then you can simply leave out the flavor pack.  I go to the doctor twice a year and my blood pressure levels are fine for my age.  In any event, the amount of sodium in ramen noodles is nothing compared to a meal at a fast food restaurant...even Subway.  Ramen noodles are good for you


Momofuku Ando, the creator of those instant noodles ate a bowl of his noodles every day of his life and lived to be 96 years old
how s the gym going vinny? Admit it it s just an idea that you childishly bragged about that never took off right? Like most of them?  Why not admit it. Come on. Why lie, what's the point.