No if you want to be sexy for a man then you train hard and eat healthy and let them see you as you are, make up free and with messy bed hair. I don't even believe you need lingerie if you can lay naked on a bed in the daylight .
How does the pooping on the chest fit into the whole equation?
Did your messy bed hair turn him on that much.
Booty: "Good morning, Lee."
Lee: "Good morning, Booty."
Booty: "What do you think of my messy bed hair?"
Lee: ::poops on your chest::