Getbig poems

[njflex]

...AND THOSE BICEP PEAKS...


...STILL NUTS THE PEAKS...

[FitnessFrenzy]

THE LOAD NOT TAKEN

Diseased cum running down my thigh:
From all colors of the rainbow spectrum,
Many loads upsurged from men's wood, and I—
Absorb'd the lurid fluids in my rectum,
And now I have HIV.

[HTexan]

 Coach's nightmare


Coach awakes, Half past midnight
He grabs a foot stool, turns on the light
In heavy thoughts tonight
He had a dream that trump was fucking him
And it wasn't right
Because coach's hole, wasn't tight
How Can he be fucked be the
King of liars?
Knowing that his ass, doesn't have
What trump requires?
So a sad coach retires
And becomes a crier.

[FitnessFrenzy]

oh Basile where are you now
we miss your fierce posts with KAPOW

probably harassing random people on manly beach
your sweaty fingers will for your camera reach

what is new with the biceps suspinator?
I think you will modify it to become an anal penetrator

I wish I could give you your blue stars
that rejection must have caused you to have mental scars

the flotsam of getbig need to respect your accomplishments in life
but ironmeister's owning of you is hurting like a wound from a knife

I still hope to visit you in Sydney one day
one day I may

[Powerlift66]

Here we have a guy named Shizzo, people say he swallows the jizzo,
While it may not be true, that he gobbles the goo,
If he was a jerky boy he would be Frank Rizzo...

Vince G. a big chocolate man, don't let him jam his crank in your can,
You'll be wrecked for a while, and Vince would just smile,
You'd now be a bitch, a BBC fan...

Falcon is also the man, electricity, sniffing glue from a can,
With his kale and beer shake, falcon punches, harms sake,
He owns everyone here without plan...

People say Wes is real old,
Really, the guy is just gold...
61 is real young, and the dude is quite hung,
He owns you, just do as your told...

[FitnessFrenzy]

oh you old man
you used to drive a Porsche
and get looks from all the chicks
who wanted to feel your biceps with licks

now you take heavy steps in Aldi
as you push your big belly around
looking for cheap red wine to get you drunk
as you eat a stale pizza slice chunk

[Pray_4_War]

Getbiggers

Act like they're God's gift
But most don't even lift

Do nothing but troll
Can't get any hole

Can't pay the rent
Unless they blow some gent

Schmoes touching their schlongs
Looking at guys in thongs

We're all aging fast
Our primes well in the past

Debating politics
insecure about our dicks

Some talk shit about Ron
But couldn't mow his lawn

Wiggs talking flat Earth
Vince G hung like a Smurf

Herne posts pics of a whore
Dropping Plates wants to see more

Kwon only likes whales
I prefer fit females

Coach schooling liberal cucks
SF1900 saying Trump sucks

Photoshops of  tbombz
Most of us live with our moms

Mods out there doing their best
I heard Lee shat on Booty's chest
 
Getbig now is just Gimmicks all day
Most are them are unfunny and gay

Now the only bodybuilding thread
Is about which pro just dropped dead  

[Grape Ape]

pray 4 war laying down the spoken word like a boss

[SF1900]

Getbiggers

Act like they're God's gift
But most don't even lift

Do nothing but troll
Can't get any hole

Can't pay the rent
Unless they blow some gent

Schmoes touching their schlongs
Looking at guys in thongs

We're all aging fast
Our primes well in the past

Debating politics
insecure about our dicks

Some talk shit about Ron
But couldn't mow his lawn

Wiggs talking flat Earth
Vince G hung like a Smurf

Herne posts pics of a whore
Dropping Plates wants to see more

Kwon only likes whales
I prefer fit females

Coach schooling liberal cucks
SF1900 saying Trump sucks

Photoshops of  tbombz
Most of us live with our moms

Mods out there doing their best
I heard Lee shat on Booty's chest
 
Getbig now is just Gimmicks all day
Most are them are unfunny and gay

Now the only bodybuilding thread
Is about which pro just dropped dead  

Bravo! 

[FitnessFrenzy]

Goodrum has been teasing us with his new lover
and we were only recently to discover
that he had an uncut jewish cock
melvin's kielbasa will cause a gridlock
in this young kid's anus
the consequences could be heinous

we also learned about big lenny's tranny adventures
which led to his dentures
being showered with piss
in my memory this is something I will not miss
he then proceeded to lick the tranny's baloon knot
this is 100 times worse than groink's mug shot

the mods on getbig have troubles with an anonymous guest
who is on a SF1900 hating quest
is it really basile the old geezer?
he might be busy putting frozen pizza in his freezer
and the blue stars must have put him at ease
as much as taking pictures of manly beach trees

[FitnessFrenzy]

Primemuscle holds a paper sheet
and enters the stage in his bare feet
tells a story about a voice activated butt plug
falcon is in the audience and under influence of some drug

tbombz has returned to getbig
he lets Wiggs know that Jesus loves him
that is good news for our hebrew nurse
who is under the flat earth curse

so many new gimmicks here lately
kwon3 is not who we think?
probably some little twink
and is SF1900 really without money?
and least we know we have our ass bunny

[Kwon]

Getbiggers

Act like they're God's gift
But most don't even lift

Do nothing but troll
Can't get any hole

Can't pay the rent
Unless they blow some gent

Schmoes touching their schlongs
Looking at guys in thongs

We're all aging fast
Our primes well in the past

Debating politics
insecure about our dicks

Some talk shit about Ron
But couldn't mow his lawn

Wiggs talking flat Earth
Vince G hung like a Smurf

Herne posts pics of a whore
Dropping Plates wants to see more

Kwon only likes whales
I prefer fit females

Coach schooling liberal cucks
SF1900 saying Trump sucks

Photoshops of  tbombz
Most of us live with our moms

Mods out there doing their best
I heard Lee shat on Booty's chest
 
Getbig now is just Gimmicks all day
Most are them are unfunny and gay

Now the only bodybuilding thread
Is about which pro just dropped dead  

Love it! Great rhymes!

[FitnessFrenzy]

2020 is the year we are in
the paint on Goodrum's old Cadillac is worn thin
When Primemuscle ejaculates into a man's mouth he says: KABOOM!
Perhaps that is better than Marty experimenting with a new mushroom?

BIG ACH has dieted down
will he take this year's Getbig crown?
perhaps he will join a lot more Getbig fights
now that there are no more Nasser nights

Trump has blown up drones in Iran
maybe Coach was part of that plan
We will only know for sure if that is the case
if Trump wears a Joe Local shirt to a military base

Some say that Matt is gay
I don't see it that way
I adore his dry autistic humour
perhaps I am just a late bloomer

[Powerlift66]

2020 is the year we are in
the paint on Goodrum's old Cadillac is worn thin
When Primemuscle ejaculates into a man's mouth he says: KABOOM!
Perhaps that is better than Marty experimenting with a new mushroom?

BIG ACH has dieted down
will he take this year's Getbig crown?
perhaps he will join a lot more Getbig fights
now that there are no more Nasser nights

Trump has blown up drones in Iran
maybe Coach was part of that plan
We will only know for sure if that is the case
if Trump wears a Joe Local shirt to a military base

Some say that Matt is gay
I don't see it that way
I adore his dry autistic humour
perhaps I am just a late bloomer

 

[Kwon]

2020 is the year we are in
the paint on Goodrum's old Cadillac is worn thin
When Primemuscle ejaculates into a man's mouth he says: KABOOM!
Perhaps that is better than Marty experimenting with a new mushroom?

BIG ACH has dieted down
will he take this year's Getbig crown?
perhaps he will join a lot more Getbig fights
now that there are no more Nasser nights

Trump has blown up drones in Iran
maybe Coach was part of that plan
We will only know for sure if that is the case
if Trump wears a Joe Local shirt to a military base

Some say that Matt is gay
I don't see it that way
I adore his dry autistic humour
perhaps I am just a late bloomer

Love it FF! Wish it was twice as long, with some added Pellius VS Prime drama as well.

[The Scott]

This is for a certain pair o' idiots here...Sing along to the tune o' "Rawhide".

Smokin' Smokin' Smokin'
On that wang he's tokin'
Tho' he may be chokin', Toke WAAAAANG!

Don't wanna girl like Venus, just wanna suck some penis
or put a dick up his behind...

Smokin' Smokin' Smokin'
On that wang he's tokin'
Tho' he may be chokin', Toke WAAAAANG!


In hot 'n' sweaty weather
He's wearin' thongs of leather
Like a cat in heat he sticks up his behind...

A Glory Hole he's seekin'
He'll snuggle down no peakin'
The smell of piss is reekin'
But it cures the ache in his behind...

Smokin' Smokin' Smokin'
On that wang he's tokin'
Tho' he may be chokin', Toke WAAAAANG!

[FitnessFrenzy]

Love it FF! Wish it was twice as long, with some added Pellius VS Prime drama as well.

me too, stud, but I have to be happy with the c0ck size God gave me!

[FitnessFrenzy]

A poem for Henda

Love to lick the ass
of a good looking lass
everyday I do hard labour putting down bricks
that is a good distraction from those Getbiggers who prefer men over chicks

My old account was bassgenerator
You may also refer to me as Vince Basile's ego deflator
I like most lads on Getbig except tbombz
I hope he dies from a firebomb

I like to relax in front of the fireplace with my dog
while browsing old porn VHS tapes from my catalogue
soon it is time for some chips, sausages and a pint of milk
I can't forget that picture of Goodrum the cude cuddle bear in a sofa covered by butterfly silk

[FitnessFrenzy]

Goodrum sold some of his bitcoins
now he can go and search for twink loins
Primemuscle got Walter sobchak banned from the forum
I bet he celebrates with some loose decorum

Matt C said: "Pay no mind to my posts"
but Getbiggers entered his thread with fierce roasts
his autism was clearly flaring up once more
because he says finding a new woman is an impossible chore

We had no christmas photoshop for 2020
I hope next year ironmeister will spoil us with plenty
It is a mystery if it is still marty posting from his user
or perhaps the paki serial tranny abuser