CSWOL lives in LA. As you probably know many towns can become small. I'm sure if someone on here spit out some info on some people in your town(if it's not LA), you'd have a better chance of being able to point them to the truth. Since you are a truth seeker and hate lies. So I just assumed you probably live in LA or close to Hollywood...
Ok, a bit cryptic, but I'll try. So, I'm in CA, not far from the silly, paranoid wig. Where many towns become small. Furthermore, I hate liars, and someone here, perhaps, spits. Am I warm?
What next, though? Am I to confront the dummy, explain how he's wrong?