Rule number one: Fuck the police. So don't even think about talking to the law, ever.
Rule number two: Don't honk or act tough behind the wheel unless you are literally ready to die or go to jail or option d
Rule number three: Realize that you ain't shit in this huge design called world, so don't act like you own shit and don't try shit.
Apply those three rules everyday and you will stay out of trouble, mostly.