I, for one, am glad about your recent turn of events and your new found fondness of honesty and your great disdain for lying. Since you've turned a new leaf, the next time a trayvon martin style incident happens, will you stick to telling the truth and not weave a tale of fiction that JRR Tolkien couldn't match. You easily told more lies about that incident, and many others that I'm not even going to bother mentioning , than anyone could count.
Secondly, you are so consumed with how Carson lies about violent altercations, yet you yourself lie about being smacked in the face by another man and your motives behind not reacting to it. You tell us that you spared his life, but in reality all you were concerned about was cleaning the piss stains out of your new skinny jeans. Be truthful and own up to your cowardice and maybe then you won't seem so hypocritical
Even more so, in typical carson fashion, you lie about how that situation would play out differently today when in reality you are just as scared as that long ago day that you pissed youself and were neutered by another man.