How to deal with a boss that constantly picks on you?

[240 is Back]

bosses are very vulnerable.  sprinkle sugar in his locker so ants are all over.  pour urine on his lunch bag.  Get creative.

find his sister on facebook.  woo her and dazzle her.  then rub it in his face.  when it ends, blame him, so she always hates him for it.

[El Diablo Blanco]

so many betas talking about quitting and shit.  Just corner the mutherfucker in the backroom and tell him how it is.  make him shit in his pants and threaten to rape him, his wife and his kids if he doesn't lay off, give you a raise and doesn't keep this whole incident private.

[Raymondo]

Ricin.

[_aj_]

LOL@ soliciting career advice on Getbig.

[Walter Sobchak]

bosses are very vulnerable.  sprinkle sugar in his locker so ants are all over.  pour urine on his lunch bag.  Get creative.

find his sister on facebook.  woo her and dazzle her.  then rub it in his face.  when it ends, blame him, so she always hates him for it.

Way too much work.

Light his house on fire. Stand in his front yard and shoot his family as they escape out the front door.

[gym**rat]

so many betas talking about quitting and shit.  Just corner the mutherfucker in the backroom and tell him how it is.  make him shit in his pants and threaten to rape him, his wife and his kids if he doesn't lay off, give you a raise and doesn't keep this whole incident private.

If the OP had even close to the balls to do what you describe above he would have never started this thread. This is not even an option for him. Hell, he is cucking his gf out to his boss so he can eat the cream pie. 

[The Ugly]

Guy figured it out.

[heenok]

Unleash (verbaly) at him then leave. Dont hurt him or he will press charges because he is a homo. However if he strikes first then fuck him up .
Waiter is a shit job anyway get the fuck out of here dude.

I work an office job and some boss tried to bully me the same way (way way less worse tho), I reported him to his boss, she took my side and had a talk with him. Hes forced to be nice now
Bully only pick on people who dont fight back, as soon as they see you retaliate they will pick on someone else. Dont let anyone step on you.

[Rambone]

Quit. Consider G4P for a living.

This. G4P = be your own boss

[Thespritz0]

You're good looking & built right??  Sleep with his wife, or sister, or even sister in law...

THANK ME LATER!

[The Ugly]

You're good looking & built right??  Sleep with his wife, or sister, or even sister in law...

THANK ME LATER!

Try this: "Say, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."

If this falls flat, tell him you fucked his cancer-ridden wife.

[Walter Sobchak]

Unleash (verbaly) at him then leave. Dont hurt him or he will press charges because he is a homo. However if he strikes first then fuck him up .
Waiter is a shit job anyway get the fuck out of here dude.

I work an office job and some boss tried to bully me the same way (way way less worse tho), I reported him to his boss, she took my side and had a talk with him. Hes forced to be nice now
Bully only pick on people who dont fight back, as soon as they see you retaliate they will pick on someone else. Dont let anyone step on you.

The boss isn't homo, the OP is.

The boss is an alpha who is banging out the OP's fat ugly girlfriend

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Unleash (verbaly) at him then leave. Dont hurt him or he will press charges because he is a homo. However if he strikes first then fuck him up .
Waiter is a shit job anyway get the fuck out of here dude.

I work an office job and some boss tried to bully me the same way (way way less worse tho), I reported him to his boss, she took my side and had a talk with him. Hes forced to be nice now
Bully only pick on people who dont fight back, as soon as they see you retaliate they will pick on someone else. Dont let anyone step on you.

Yeah, I remember the time that somebody tried to "bully" me at the office. Wait, no...that never happened and never WILL happen. WTF, bullying? What is this, middle school?

[bigmc]

The boss isn't homo, the OP is.

The boss is an alpha who is banging out the OP's fat ugly girlfriend

if the gf is fat and ugly

then the boss is at best a beta

[Zillotch]

your girl is no doubt sucking off both bosses

and more..... OP, post a pic of your 'girl'.

[Man of Steel]

Everything you need to know about handling tough situations in life is found in the movie Roadhouse.

Here's how you deal with that boss:



You're welcome.

[Man of Steel]

Seeing as you're a waiter this may also be appropriate:



Again, you're welcome.

[Man of Steel]

Or if you were working at a shoe store:



Or in an office setting:



Point is this....Roadhouse has your answer.

[TuHolmes]

Quit.

[Walter Sobchak]

if the gf is fat and ugly

then the boss is at best a beta

I knew an expert on being a beta and being married to a fat chick would chime in sooner or later.

[Man of Steel]

Quit.

Nice avatar....the 8-bit Nintendo original Ninja Gaiden....one of the last video games I ever played LOL!!

[TuHolmes]

Nice avatar....the 8-bit Nintendo original Ninja Gaiden....one of the last video games I ever played LOL!!

It is STILL one my top 50 games of all time list.

[DroppingPlates]

Everything you need to know about handling tough situations in life is found in the movie Roadhouse.

Here's how you deal with that boss:



You're welcome.

Ask yourself, would Jesus do the same?

[Man of Steel]

It is STILL one my top 50 games of all time list.

Awesome game....I lived on Ninja Gaiden, Contra, Mike Tyson's Punchout, Super Mario Bros, Legend of Zelda, Tiger Heli, Super Dodgeball and Double Dribble for months and months!!

Before that I lived on Atari's Combat, Asteroids, PacMan, Frogger, Donkey Kong, Yars Revenge, Pele's Soccer, Defender, Missle Command and Space Invaders!

[Man of Steel]

Ask yourself, would Jesus do the same?

Jesus wore a WWDD bracelet.