Might want to look into a restraining order Coach, this is next level creepy right here. 
i can't remember what i had for lunch, but i remember obscure random shit from 30 years ago.
me and coach have been battling on getbig since 2004 or 2005 probably. when someone you've chatted with for years talks about getting saved, you remember it. I vividly remember getting saved when I was a kid, at summer religious camp, after 'flippin thru Philippians" movie, and I was probably 4th or 5th grade at the time. I remember every word of it "if you get saved and your brother doesn't, you may go to heaven and he would not". impactful stuff, I still remember it vividly, literally, 25 years later.