1. Then shut up 
2. Define expert. I learn everyday. I know what works and what doesn't. As far as being an S&C coach or coach in general, not really sure what credentials you're looking for. Can you elaborate on this?
3. "Im goinna start one of these programs this weekend. I can't decide which way to go. I think starting strength will give me more bang for my buck but then again the 20 Rep squats program sounds awesome as well. Thoughts?"  This is a question soliciting "advice".
4. Well, unless you can post up something for comparison it really doesn't matter, son. 
1. Why should I "shut up"? I never claimed to have a noteworthy physique and therefore have nothing to prove. Furthermore, only an imbecile would post a pic publicly on these forums, with the freaks that frequent them. 
2. Yes I will elaborate: you have no credentials from an accredited institution. 
3. I asked which of 2 programs the guys might want to comment on. You came in bashing Rippetoe, which is ridiculous. 
4. Compare myself to what? I'm a beginning lifter and you're an out of shape, unhealthy old guy. What is it you are looking for?