Did your google-MD not cover debridement? Why the fuck are you surprised they labeled the procedure as debridement of subcutaneous tissue, it's exactly what they did? The quotation marks just detract further from your web-MD.
Congratulations on getting your prescription drugs, shame you opened your mouth and missed out on the chance to re-sell prescription drugs. No, he'll likely not remember you, and neither does the doctor who performed surgery on your massive tree-trunk legs.
Actually my insurance gave me a list of about 40+ Dr's from whom I could choose and I did Google each and every one. Are you somehow saying that me Googling the doctors I chose is somehow a bad thing? Funny. Most of the doctors had between 4 and 7 different sites with reviews listed and I chose each doctor (primary care physician, pain management, Physical Therapy, various specialists, etc...) based on those reviews. You think I'm going to choose the doctor's with the lowest ratings? I guess you must be slow or perhaps used to just choosing it from the two doctors your HMO provided you.
Do you know what the word "subcutaneous" means? I'm guessing not, since you didn't quite understand my explanation or comparison of "subcutaneous debridement" referring to something a doctor would perform on a motorcyclist who dumped his bike and got some road rash and got some gravel and shit in the subcutaneous tissue of his arms/legs/shoulders/back etc...
perhaps you didn't see the post up pictures I posted in which it was pretty goddamn obvious the incision was a good 14 + inches long ( at first I mentioned it was 12 inches long, however when speaking with the Wound-VAC team I was told it was 14 + inches long so I stand corrected) and 3 inches deep, which left a nice wound a good 5 inches wide.
In case you still are clueless about what I'm talking about, let me explain to you that removing muscle tissue which includes and good 3-4"x7-9" portion of my gluteus medius, as well as a large portion of additional tissue of other muscle groups from my hip/thigh area, which are all well below what would be considered the subcutaneous layer of tissue. (Btw, before you go to work Googling everything I have just spend three and a half minutes voice texting my reply to you, I used "inches" in my reply because that is most likely something your dumbass could comprehend. Whereas in the actual surgical notes and notes the wound VAC team took after each dressing change, centimeters were used... Not inches. Like I said I figured your dumb ass wouldn't be able to do the conversion of centimeters into inche's)
Speaking of "Wound-VAC", a subcutaneous debridement would not require a Wound-VAC. Also speaking of Google, perhaps you should Google what a Wound-VAC is and what it's used for before attempting to insult my intelligence... Or whatever the fuck it was you were attempting to do with you remarks regarding my Googling of doctors... or what the fuck ever.
And as far as surgeon who performed the surgery not remembering me? That's debatable however his remarks regarding my being the worst he's ever seen and subsequent removal of "the most tissue he's ever had to remove from necrotizing fasciitis" (not exactly something I would be bragging about, you dumb guy) lead me to believe there is just may be a chance that he would remember me. I don't know... just a hunch.
And as far as me "opening my mouth and missing the chance to resell prescription drugs", I guess your sub-75 IQ, adult-autism, or perhaps your Asperger's Syndrome prevents you from recognizing what most people would recognize as an attempt at humor.
So, if there's anything else you would like me to clarify and explain to you further, please feel free to let me know and I'll do my best to explain it to you as if I'm speaking to a 3 year old child.