For sure I'll be doing some manscaping before the show, just currently my pants don't fit anymore, these jeans are size 28 (I'm pretty sure its the smallest size made for men) and they are falling off, probably should've worn a belt or see a tailor.
Well, if you wear them when you go out, a belt is probably a good idea. -Might cause a bit of a scene if they fell completely off.
Size 28" yikes, you must have a very small frame. 30" are still a little snug on me and yet 32" is loose enough that I can pull them off without undoing them. But then, pant sizes, particularly jeans are not what they claim. Measure the waist of the jeans and you see what I mean.