Would you scissor with Madonna?
Ewwwwwww...I just threw up. A lot. Thanks, brother.  Ugh...I cannot abide Madonna.  Such a disgusting creature.  Booty, if I recall correctly is far more a classic beauty while Madonna is just a...well, a slut. 
Nobody really likes a slut.
And lest you think otherwise, I am not trying to caucasional knight Booty. She is too young for me and too far away.  The accent would be tempting, I must admit.  I am quite the sucker for women with Aussie, British, Scottish and Irish accents.  I know, I know...What a maroon am I!
Later, brother!