Tell us about your experiences with sex and women

[Marty Champions]

Good experience if true.

lets not forget diablo is a small paki hindi

[SOMEPARTS]

Well here’s a fresh story from last night.  I flew from Atlanta to LA for the long weekend. There was this tight older flight attendant with big ass fake tits.  I was upgraded to first since the plane was half empty.  She was all flirty with me. So I flirted back. Was super aggressive in telling her how hot she was.  Part way through the flight they bring some stupid snack tray since they aren’t feeding us real food and passes me napkin and the tray.  I miss the napkin from her hand and it falls onto the floor. She tells me she’ll get it. Picks it up. Opens it up and places it on my lap and does a hard press onto my cock as she puts it on me. She’s staring in my eyes smiling while she did it.   She walks away and sits down. I get up in a bit and chat with her at the front of the plane. Ask her if she wants to meet for drinks or whatever and exchange numbers. 

So yesterday I test her and ask her if she wants to have drinks. She invited me over to her place and asks if it’s okay if her girlfriend comes over since she hasn’t seen her in a couple weeks. I say sure. I get there and she has the lights dim. Her friend is wearing this skinny tight dress and she is dressed in a tight leather skirt and they both were drinking wine.  She starts pouring the drinks.  Her friend seemed nervous for a bit but the flight attendant was not. She puts on music and is just dancing in front of me stripper style. This goes on for an hour. I head to the bathroom to take a piss and come out and they were gone.  She then yells telling me to come into the bedroom. Both just had their bras and panties on and she tells me why am I overdressed. I undress and they take the rest off.  She pushes me down on the bed and gets on top and her friend comes over and sits on my face.  Then they swap positions and then she tells me to fuck her doggy. I roll her over and fucking her doggy while her friend is behind me with her finger up my ass and playing with my balls.  We swap position after position. I was so badly ready to bust but I didn’t want this to end. Kept it going for a bit then all of a sudden got soft. What the fuck! So I lay there while they both blow me to get me hard again. Then I get on top of on of them and the other hugs me from behind as I plow her. They both ask me to cum on their faces when I’m ready and boy did I shoot.  What a fucking amazing time.  Totally out of nowhere.  I’m seeing them again today. Well maybe both but for sure the flight attendant.

Outed for letting her dance for an hour.

[Walter Sobchak]

Good experience if true.

Zero chance of that.

He took the bus downtown to the Food Bank, he blew two homeless winos to get bus fare back to his Mom’s house. When he got home his dad beat him for being a twink bald little Paki homo.

[Humble Narcissist]

Zero chance of that.

He took the bus downtown to the Food Bank, he blew two homeless winos to get bus fare back to his Mom’s house. When he got home his dad beat him for being a twink bald little Paki homo.

[ThisisOverload]

Well i wasn't going to share this, but i'm bored at work waiting for my last video conference, so here you go.

One of the worst experiences in my life, i'm still trying to forget it.

This was a little over 2 years ago.

I'm doing the online dating app thing, going after single moms and 30-something Latinas with daddy issues. It have been a while since i got laid so i'm fishing a little deeper than normal. This 30 year old mother of 3 who was 5'3" and 130ish messages me, we start talking. She seems decent in her pics, so i ask for a few more. Looks good, but you never know until you peel the cloths off. These Mexican broads can hide fat really well.

We chat for a few says, i get her number and call her on a Friday night. She's excited and tells me her kids just "happened" to be with their baby daddy this weekend and she'd like to go out for a drink. She flirts with me pretty hard, so i can tell she's completely DTF, no drinks necessary. So i joke around and tell her i should just come to her place for a drink and then go from there. She accepts, i'm pumped and can't wait to clap some nice Mexican butt cheeks.

For those not in the "know" Mexican pussy is like an oven, it's the warmest love pocket you will ever witness. - Just FYI

Saturday evening comes, she's been sending me flirty texts all day. Asking me if she should even bother wearing anything? So i decide to "pre-game" a bit, make a couple drinks, grab a roady and head for the hour drive over to her place. I'm jacked up on 750mg of Test and 50mg of Cialis, i'm ready to take her to pound town.

I'm almost to her house and text her, she calls me and gives me directions to another house a few miles away. Weird. Not to be deterred i carry on, park in the driveway and walk to the front door. She opens the door and to my demise stands a 40 year old 160 pound Mexican Yeti, complete with Sharpie eyebrows and chola gold hoop ear rings. I'm speechless and not sure what to do, before i say anything she says "that profile is my sisters and i have access to it". I'm like "ok where is your sister"? She says her sis is in a relationship, so is unaware of me at all. Then tells me she knew i'd still be interested once i arrived.

So i'm not too upset, but really weirded out by all of this. But captain winky is all in so i just play along a little. Start massaging her shoulders, she drinks a glass of wine while i have some gin. Leads me to the bedroom. I notice the house is immaculately clean, not something a lady with kids would have. So we start messing around, i slide her panties off, she's wetter than slip n slide. Has a bit of a gut, nothing too serious, just a big girl. Pull her shirt of and her funbags fall almost to her belly button. She's got massive tittonas of peace, but damn they look like those African ladies in the old National Geographic magazines my dad used to have.

I just power through, she gives amazing head and even deep throats like a champion. I considered just busting in her mouth and leaving, but the Gin had kicked in so i was going to have to work for it. She rides me like a stallion and has a few orgasms, i flip her around and clap them cheeks from behind. Then i'm thinking "anal"? So i start fingering her butt with no resistance, so i know she's down. I have her suck me off and get my dick all sloppy, then slide it in slowly. She struggles for a minute and then takes it like a champ. 2-3 minute later i'm balls deep plowing this beast like a pornstar.

Here's where the "fun" begins. I'm going to pound town and then hear the front door open and then shut with some muffled voices. I stop pound and can tell she's in panic mode. All of a sudden i feel this warmth around my dick followed by a sandy sensation, it's apparent whatever was in her guts has entered her rectum. I'm panicking. Then i smell this horrible odor, she's leaking out. I'm terrified, she's looking back at me like she just saw the grim reaper. THEN the door opens to the bedroom, there is her 30 year old sister looking all sexy with 3 kids trailing behind her.

What happens next is like imagining a 20 gallon balloon filled with diarrhea and compressed air being released. She squirms off me and what can only be described as a "shit sprinkler" starts spraying across the room. It's everywhere! I'm almost throwing up, my lower half of my body covered in shit. Her sister is pushing the kids down the hallway while gagging. The beast looks at me with tears in her eyes, then runs down the hallway to the only bathroom.

So i'm stuck in this room, covered in shit and no bathroom. Fuck! So i open the nearest drawer, and start cleaning myself with whatever clothing i could find. Ended up getting most of it off with some t shirts and a glass of water. Now i'm not sure what to do, so i just walk towards the front door. The little sister is on the phone screaming in Spanish to someone. Refuses to make eye contact, so i just rush out the door and jump in my truck. Haul ass to a local LA Fitness (BBing related) to shower.

The entire drive home i'm in agony because i left my fucking cell phone at this sluts house. Via online chat she agreed to leave it in the mailbox. So i pick it up the next day. I could see the little sister looking out the window as i took my phone out of the mailbox. What a weird situation. So the beast sends me a message like a week later explaining everything. Those kids were hers and her sister had taken them out for the evening. They came back home early.

That house? It was her ex-husbands house. They were staying there while he was overseas. He was in the military, which explained how immaculate the place was. All the cloths i wiped shit on were his.

[AbrahamG]

Did you at least jerk yourself off?

[Chidoman]

Well i wasn't going to share this, but i'm bored at work waiting for my last video conference, so here you go.

One of the worst experiences in my life, i'm still trying to forget it.

This was a little over 2 years ago.

I'm doing the online dating app thing, going after single moms and 30-something Latinas with daddy issues. It have been a while since i got laid so i'm fishing a little deeper than normal. This 30 year old mother of 3 who was 5'3" and 130ish messages me, we start talking. She seems decent in her pics, so i ask for a few more. Looks good, but you never know until you peel the cloths off. These Mexican broads can hide fat really well.

We chat for a few says, i get her number and call her on a Friday night. She's excited and tells me her kids just "happened" to be with their baby daddy this weekend and she'd like to go out for a drink. She flirts with me pretty hard, so i can tell she's completely DTF, no drinks necessary. So i joke around and tell her i should just come to her place for a drink and then go from there. She accepts, i'm pumped and can't wait to clap some nice Mexican butt cheeks.

For those not in the "know" Mexican pussy is like an oven, it's the warmest love pocket you will ever witness. - Just FYI

Saturday evening comes, she's been sending me flirty texts all day. Asking me if she should even bother wearing anything? So i decide to "pre-game" a bit, make a couple drinks, grab a roady and head for the hour drive over to her place. I'm jacked up on 750mg of Test and 50mg of Cialis, i'm ready to take her to pound town.

I'm almost to her house and text her, she calls me and gives me directions to another house a few miles away. Weird. Not to be deterred i carry on, park in the driveway and walk to the front door. She opens the door and to my demise stands a 40 year old 160 pound Mexican Yeti, complete with Sharpie eyebrows and chola gold hoop ear rings. I'm speechless and not sure what to do, before i say anything she says "that profile is my sisters and i have access to it". I'm like "ok where is your sister"? She says her sis is in a relationship, so is unaware of me at all. Then tells me she knew i'd still be interested once i arrived.

So i'm not too upset, but really weirded out by all of this. But captain winky is all in so i just play along a little. Start massaging her shoulders, she drinks a glass of wine while i have some gin. Leads me to the bedroom. I notice the house is immaculately clean, not something a lady with kids would have. So we start messing around, i slide her panties off, she's wetter than slip n slide. Has a bit of a gut, nothing too serious, just a big girl. Pull her shirt of and her funbags fall almost to her belly button. She's got massive tittonas of peace, but damn they look like those African ladies in the old National Geographic magazines my dad used to have.

I just power through, she gives amazing head and even deep throats like a champion. I considered just busting in her mouth and leaving, but the Gin had kicked in so i was going to have to work for it. She rides me like a stallion and has a few orgasms, i flip her around and clap them cheeks from behind. Then i'm thinking "anal"? So i start fingering her butt with no resistance, so i know she's down. I have her suck me off and get my dick all sloppy, then slide it in slowly. She struggles for a minute and then takes it like a champ. 2-3 minute later i'm balls deep plowing this beast like a pornstar.

Here's where the "fun" begins. I'm going to pound town and then hear the front door open and then shut with some muffled voices. I stop pound and can tell she's in panic mode. All of a sudden i feel this warmth around my dick followed by a sandy sensation, it's apparent whatever was in her guts has entered her rectum. I'm panicking. Then i smell this horrible odor, she's leaking out. I'm terrified, she's looking back at me like she just saw the grim reaper. THEN the door opens to the bedroom, there is her 30 year old sister looking all sexy with 3 kids trailing behind her.

What happens next is like imagining a 20 gallon balloon filled with diarrhea and compressed air being released. She squirms off me and what can only be described as a "shit sprinkler" starts spraying across the room. It's everywhere! I'm almost throwing up, my lower half of my body covered in shit. Her sister is pushing the kids down the hallway while gagging. The beast looks at me with tears in her eyes, then runs down the hallway to the only bathroom.

So i'm stuck in this room, covered in shit and no bathroom. Fuck! So i open the nearest drawer, and start cleaning myself with whatever clothing i could find. Ended up getting most of it off with some t shirts and a glass of water. Now i'm not sure what to do, so i just walk towards the front door. The little sister is on the phone screaming in Spanish to someone. Refuses to make eye contact, so i just rush out the door and jump in my truck. Haul ass to a local LA Fitness (BBing related) to shower.

The entire drive home i'm in agony because i left my fucking cell phone at this sluts house. Via online chat she agreed to leave it in the mailbox. So i pick it up the next day. I could see the little sister looking out the window as i took my phone out of the mailbox. What a weird situation. So the beast sends me a message like a week later explaining everything. Those kids were hers and her sister had taken them out for the evening. They came back home early.

That house? It was her ex-husbands house. They were staying there while he was overseas. He was in the military, which explained how immaculate the place was. All the cloths i wiped shit on were his.

Fucking Gold!....Honor roll Getbigger for sure!

[Humble Narcissist]

Well i wasn't going to share this, but i'm bored at work waiting for my last video conference, so here you go.

One of the worst experiences in my life, i'm still trying to forget it.

This was a little over 2 years ago.

I'm doing the online dating app thing, going after single moms and 30-something Latinas with daddy issues. It have been a while since i got laid so i'm fishing a little deeper than normal. This 30 year old mother of 3 who was 5'3" and 130ish messages me, we start talking. She seems decent in her pics, so i ask for a few more. Looks good, but you never know until you peel the cloths off. These Mexican broads can hide fat really well.

We chat for a few says, i get her number and call her on a Friday night. She's excited and tells me her kids just "happened" to be with their baby daddy this weekend and she'd like to go out for a drink. She flirts with me pretty hard, so i can tell she's completely DTF, no drinks necessary. So i joke around and tell her i should just come to her place for a drink and then go from there. She accepts, i'm pumped and can't wait to clap some nice Mexican butt cheeks.

For those not in the "know" Mexican pussy is like an oven, it's the warmest love pocket you will ever witness. - Just FYI

Saturday evening comes, she's been sending me flirty texts all day. Asking me if she should even bother wearing anything? So i decide to "pre-game" a bit, make a couple drinks, grab a roady and head for the hour drive over to her place. I'm jacked up on 750mg of Test and 50mg of Cialis, i'm ready to take her to pound town.

I'm almost to her house and text her, she calls me and gives me directions to another house a few miles away. Weird. Not to be deterred i carry on, park in the driveway and walk to the front door. She opens the door and to my demise stands a 40 year old 160 pound Mexican Yeti, complete with Sharpie eyebrows and chola gold hoop ear rings. I'm speechless and not sure what to do, before i say anything she says "that profile is my sisters and i have access to it". I'm like "ok where is your sister"? She says her sis is in a relationship, so is unaware of me at all. Then tells me she knew i'd still be interested once i arrived.

So i'm not too upset, but really weirded out by all of this. But captain winky is all in so i just play along a little. Start massaging her shoulders, she drinks a glass of wine while i have some gin. Leads me to the bedroom. I notice the house is immaculately clean, not something a lady with kids would have. So we start messing around, i slide her panties off, she's wetter than slip n slide. Has a bit of a gut, nothing too serious, just a big girl. Pull her shirt of and her funbags fall almost to her belly button. She's got massive tittonas of peace, but damn they look like those African ladies in the old National Geographic magazines my dad used to have.

I just power through, she gives amazing head and even deep throats like a champion. I considered just busting in her mouth and leaving, but the Gin had kicked in so i was going to have to work for it. She rides me like a stallion and has a few orgasms, i flip her around and clap them cheeks from behind. Then i'm thinking "anal"? So i start fingering her butt with no resistance, so i know she's down. I have her suck me off and get my dick all sloppy, then slide it in slowly. She struggles for a minute and then takes it like a champ. 2-3 minute later i'm balls deep plowing this beast like a pornstar.

Here's where the "fun" begins. I'm going to pound town and then hear the front door open and then shut with some muffled voices. I stop pound and can tell she's in panic mode. All of a sudden i feel this warmth around my dick followed by a sandy sensation, it's apparent whatever was in her guts has entered her rectum. I'm panicking. Then i smell this horrible odor, she's leaking out. I'm terrified, she's looking back at me like she just saw the grim reaper. THEN the door opens to the bedroom, there is her 30 year old sister looking all sexy with 3 kids trailing behind her.

What happens next is like imagining a 20 gallon balloon filled with diarrhea and compressed air being released. She squirms off me and what can only be described as a "shit sprinkler" starts spraying across the room. It's everywhere! I'm almost throwing up, my lower half of my body covered in shit. Her sister is pushing the kids down the hallway while gagging. The beast looks at me with tears in her eyes, then runs down the hallway to the only bathroom.

So i'm stuck in this room, covered in shit and no bathroom. Fuck! So i open the nearest drawer, and start cleaning myself with whatever clothing i could find. Ended up getting most of it off with some t shirts and a glass of water. Now i'm not sure what to do, so i just walk towards the front door. The little sister is on the phone screaming in Spanish to someone. Refuses to make eye contact, so i just rush out the door and jump in my truck. Haul ass to a local LA Fitness (BBing related) to shower.

The entire drive home i'm in agony because i left my fucking cell phone at this sluts house. Via online chat she agreed to leave it in the mailbox. So i pick it up the next day. I could see the little sister looking out the window as i took my phone out of the mailbox. What a weird situation. So the beast sends me a message like a week later explaining everything. Those kids were hers and her sister had taken them out for the evening. They came back home early.

That house? It was her ex-husbands house. They were staying there while he was overseas. He was in the military, which explained how immaculate the place was. All the cloths i wiped shit on were his.

  Are you cured of the desire for anal yet?

[Kwon]

Well i wasn't going to share this, but i'm bored at work waiting for my last video conference, so here you go.

One of the worst experiences in my life, i'm still trying to forget it.

This was a little over 2 years ago.

I'm doing the online dating app thing, going after single moms and 30-something Latinas with daddy issues. It have been a while since i got laid so i'm fishing a little deeper than normal. This 30 year old mother of 3 who was 5'3" and 130ish messages me, we start talking. She seems decent in her pics, so i ask for a few more. Looks good, but you never know until you peel the cloths off. These Mexican broads can hide fat really well.

We chat for a few says, i get her number and call her on a Friday night. She's excited and tells me her kids just "happened" to be with their baby daddy this weekend and she'd like to go out for a drink. She flirts with me pretty hard, so i can tell she's completely DTF, no drinks necessary. So i joke around and tell her i should just come to her place for a drink and then go from there. She accepts, i'm pumped and can't wait to clap some nice Mexican butt cheeks.

For those not in the "know" Mexican pussy is like an oven, it's the warmest love pocket you will ever witness. - Just FYI

Saturday evening comes, she's been sending me flirty texts all day. Asking me if she should even bother wearing anything? So i decide to "pre-game" a bit, make a couple drinks, grab a roady and head for the hour drive over to her place. I'm jacked up on 750mg of Test and 50mg of Cialis, i'm ready to take her to pound town.

I'm almost to her house and text her, she calls me and gives me directions to another house a few miles away. Weird. Not to be deterred i carry on, park in the driveway and walk to the front door. She opens the door and to my demise stands a 40 year old 160 pound Mexican Yeti, complete with Sharpie eyebrows and chola gold hoop ear rings. I'm speechless and not sure what to do, before i say anything she says "that profile is my sisters and i have access to it". I'm like "ok where is your sister"? She says her sis is in a relationship, so is unaware of me at all. Then tells me she knew i'd still be interested once i arrived.

So i'm not too upset, but really weirded out by all of this. But captain winky is all in so i just play along a little. Start massaging her shoulders, she drinks a glass of wine while i have some gin. Leads me to the bedroom. I notice the house is immaculately clean, not something a lady with kids would have. So we start messing around, i slide her panties off, she's wetter than slip n slide. Has a bit of a gut, nothing too serious, just a big girl. Pull her shirt of and her funbags fall almost to her belly button. She's got massive tittonas of peace, but damn they look like those African ladies in the old National Geographic magazines my dad used to have.

I just power through, she gives amazing head and even deep throats like a champion. I considered just busting in her mouth and leaving, but the Gin had kicked in so i was going to have to work for it. She rides me like a stallion and has a few orgasms, i flip her around and clap them cheeks from behind. Then i'm thinking "anal"? So i start fingering her butt with no resistance, so i know she's down. I have her suck me off and get my dick all sloppy, then slide it in slowly. She struggles for a minute and then takes it like a champ. 2-3 minute later i'm balls deep plowing this beast like a pornstar.

Here's where the "fun" begins. I'm going to pound town and then hear the front door open and then shut with some muffled voices. I stop pound and can tell she's in panic mode. All of a sudden i feel this warmth around my dick followed by a sandy sensation, it's apparent whatever was in her guts has entered her rectum. I'm panicking. Then i smell this horrible odor, she's leaking out. I'm terrified, she's looking back at me like she just saw the grim reaper. THEN the door opens to the bedroom, there is her 30 year old sister looking all sexy with 3 kids trailing behind her.

What happens next is like imagining a 20 gallon balloon filled with diarrhea and compressed air being released. She squirms off me and what can only be described as a "shit sprinkler" starts spraying across the room. It's everywhere! I'm almost throwing up, my lower half of my body covered in shit. Her sister is pushing the kids down the hallway while gagging. The beast looks at me with tears in her eyes, then runs down the hallway to the only bathroom.

So i'm stuck in this room, covered in shit and no bathroom. Fuck! So i open the nearest drawer, and start cleaning myself with whatever clothing i could find. Ended up getting most of it off with some t shirts and a glass of water. Now i'm not sure what to do, so i just walk towards the front door. The little sister is on the phone screaming in Spanish to someone. Refuses to make eye contact, so i just rush out the door and jump in my truck. Haul ass to a local LA Fitness (BBing related) to shower.

The entire drive home i'm in agony because i left my fucking cell phone at this sluts house. Via online chat she agreed to leave it in the mailbox. So i pick it up the next day. I could see the little sister looking out the window as i took my phone out of the mailbox. What a weird situation. So the beast sends me a message like a week later explaining everything. Those kids were hers and her sister had taken them out for the evening. They came back home early.

That house? It was her ex-husbands house. They were staying there while he was overseas. He was in the military, which explained how immaculate the place was. All the cloths i wiped shit on were his.

Sympathy and Respect Brother!

[Mothballs]

Nice story. I could almost smell the shit through the interwebs. Now I have to shower.

[The Scott]

Other than I really like women and I'm married to one, I've got nothing to tell worth telling.

[Taffin]

Well i wasn't going to share this, but i'm bored at work waiting for my last video conference, so here you go.

One of the worst experiences in my life, i'm still trying to forget it.

This was a little over 2 years ago.

I'm doing the online dating app thing, going after single moms and 30-something Latinas with daddy issues. It have been a while since i got laid so i'm fishing a little deeper than normal. This 30 year old mother of 3 who was 5'3" and 130ish messages me, we start talking. She seems decent in her pics, so i ask for a few more. Looks good, but you never know until you peel the cloths off. These Mexican broads can hide fat really well.

We chat for a few says, i get her number and call her on a Friday night. She's excited and tells me her kids just "happened" to be with their baby daddy this weekend and she'd like to go out for a drink. She flirts with me pretty hard, so i can tell she's completely DTF, no drinks necessary. So i joke around and tell her i should just come to her place for a drink and then go from there. She accepts, i'm pumped and can't wait to clap some nice Mexican butt cheeks.

For those not in the "know" Mexican pussy is like an oven, it's the warmest love pocket you will ever witness. - Just FYI

Saturday evening comes, she's been sending me flirty texts all day. Asking me if she should even bother wearing anything? So i decide to "pre-game" a bit, make a couple drinks, grab a roady and head for the hour drive over to her place. I'm jacked up on 750mg of Test and 50mg of Cialis, i'm ready to take her to pound town.

I'm almost to her house and text her, she calls me and gives me directions to another house a few miles away. Weird. Not to be deterred i carry on, park in the driveway and walk to the front door. She opens the door and to my demise stands a 40 year old 160 pound Mexican Yeti, complete with Sharpie eyebrows and chola gold hoop ear rings. I'm speechless and not sure what to do, before i say anything she says "that profile is my sisters and i have access to it". I'm like "ok where is your sister"? She says her sis is in a relationship, so is unaware of me at all. Then tells me she knew i'd still be interested once i arrived.

So i'm not too upset, but really weirded out by all of this. But captain winky is all in so i just play along a little. Start massaging her shoulders, she drinks a glass of wine while i have some gin. Leads me to the bedroom. I notice the house is immaculately clean, not something a lady with kids would have. So we start messing around, i slide her panties off, she's wetter than slip n slide. Has a bit of a gut, nothing too serious, just a big girl. Pull her shirt of and her funbags fall almost to her belly button. She's got massive tittonas of peace

Got to this point and cracked me one off

Didn't need to read the rest - sure it turned out fine 

[Flexacon]

Rookie mistake taking the bra off when it comes to older fat chicks. Shit don't even take their tshirt off.

[Kwon]

[ThisisOverload]

  Are you cured of the desire for anal yet?

Honestly i'm not.

But it does require proper "preparation". There are ways to avoid these incidents.

This wasn't the first "accident" but by far the worst.

[ThisisOverload]

Got to this point and cracked me one off

Didn't need to read the rest - sure it turned out fine 

 

Yeah it was a memory not to be forgotten.

By either of us.

[Fortress]

I do not understand the desire to plow a woman in the arsehole.

I’m not turned off by a female’s turd launcher; not at all. However, it is ... that ... and if you go rumbling within, there’s always a semi-decent chance there will be an “accident” of some type.

I simply can never take that chance. It would be a turn-off unlike almost anything else.

With a woman with whom I’m in love, the most action that’ll happen there is shallowly poking it with my finger and licking it once in a while.

[The Scott]

Got to this point and cracked me one off

Didn't need to read the rest - sure it turned out fine 

Some of the terms and descriptions in this thread make me crack up, not off.     I'm too old for the latter of those two, brother Taff!   

[ThisisOverload]

I do not understand the desire to plow a woman in the arsehole.

I’m not turned off by a female’s turd launcher; not at all. However, it is ... that ... and if you go rumbling within, there’s always a semi-decent chance there will be an “accident” of some type.

I simply can never take that chance. It would be a turn-off unlike almost anything else.

With a woman with whom I’m in love, the most action that’ll happen there is shallowly poking it with my finger and licking it once in a while.

I'll answer this, because i've had 20 years of plowing the old shitpipe.

So first of all, it's not that it feels incredible for guys, nothing is better than a nice hot, wet, tight poonany. Not a chance. It's just the act of doing it, it's like domination. Most women do not like it, but will let you do it to please you. I just like to pound the balloon knot and watch the way they react, the look on their face, the way they fight it so bad but still accept it. It's an experience for sure. Just to see them look at you as you slide it in and work their ass open, it's a glorious time to be alive. You can tell they don't really want it, they want to fight it, but they let that all go and accept their fate.

Very few women love it, but once they get used to it they will have orgasms like you wouldn't believe. Like crazy orgasms. Once they experience that they usually are more open to it. But you have to take it slow and let them play with themselves too, sometimes with a toy; they will lose their minds.

Very few of my Gf's liked it, but my current one does, just only once or twice a month and we have to prepare for it. Typically they want to fast for 8-12 hours and clean out their ass with a water enema, make sure it's really cleaned out. They have to relax and not fight it. When they fight it is when bad things can happen, but if it's really clean, it's no big deal, nothing is going to surprise you. No smell, no mess, no problem.

For her, we have to drink a glass of wine, lots of foreplay. Get out some toys and play for a while, get her nice and horned up. LOTS of lube, that makes it easier. Start small and get her ass warmed up with toys and then gently slide it in. The first few minutes can be rough and if they fight it there is going to be more pain for her. But once they get loosened up it's just another hole to spread your seed. But once my GF has her first anal orgasm i have to stop and got back to her cooter, but that's fine with me.

[AbrahamG]

I'll answer this, because i've had 20 years of plowing the old shitpipe.

So first of all, it's not that it feels incredible for guys, nothing is better than a nice hot, wet, tight poonany. Not a chance. It's just the act of doing it, it's like domination. Most women do not like it, but will let you do it to please you. I just like to pound the balloon knot and watch the way they react, the look on their face, the way they fight it so bad but still accept it. It's an experience for sure. Just to see them look at you as you slide it in and work their ass open, it's a glorious time to be alive. You can tell they don't really want it, they want to fight it, but they let that all go and accept their fate.

Very few women love it, but once they get used to it they will have orgasms like you wouldn't believe. Like crazy orgasms. Once they experience that they usually are more open to it. But you have to take it slow and let them play with themselves too, sometimes with a toy; they will lose their minds.

Very few of my Gf's liked it, but my current one does, just only once or twice a month and we have to prepare for it. Typically they want to fast for 8-12 hours and clean out their ass with a water enema, make sure it's really cleaned out. They have to relax and not fight it. When they fight it is when bad things can happen, but if it's really clean, it's no big deal, nothing is going to surprise you. No smell, no mess, no problem.

For her, we have to drink a glass of wine, lots of foreplay. Get out some toys and play for a while, get her nice and horned up. LOTS of lube, that makes it easier. Start small and get her ass warmed up with toys and then gently slide it in. The first few minutes can be rough and if they fight it there is going to be more pain for her. But once they get loosened up it's just another hole to spread your seed. But once my GF has her first anal orgasm i have to stop and got back to her cooter, but that's fine with me.

After withdrawing from her gaping anus do you sanitize your prick  before entering the cunot? Or just go in tainted?

[ThisisOverload]

After withdrawing from her gaping anus do you sanitize your prick  before entering the cunot? Or just go in tainted?

Always clean with soap and water. They can get UTI's and other infections from it.

I've had a few girls who didn't care though. Do the old back and forth. 

[Fortress]

I’m officially out of this thread.

[Humble Narcissist]

I'll answer this, because i've had 20 years of plowing the old shitpipe.

So first of all, it's not that it feels incredible for guys, nothing is better than a nice hot, wet, tight poonany. Not a chance. It's just the act of doing it, it's like domination. Most women do not like it, but will let you do it to please you. I just like to pound the balloon knot and watch the way they react, the look on their face, the way they fight it so bad but still accept it. It's an experience for sure. Just to see them look at you as you slide it in and work their ass open, it's a glorious time to be alive. You can tell they don't really want it, they want to fight it, but they let that all go and accept their fate.

Very few women love it, but once they get used to it they will have orgasms like you wouldn't believe. Like crazy orgasms. Once they experience that they usually are more open to it. But you have to take it slow and let them play with themselves too, sometimes with a toy; they will lose their minds.

Very few of my Gf's liked it, but my current one does, just only once or twice a month and we have to prepare for it. Typically they want to fast for 8-12 hours and clean out their ass with a water enema, make sure it's really cleaned out. They have to relax and not fight it. When they fight it is when bad things can happen, but if it's really clean, it's no big deal, nothing is going to surprise you. No smell, no mess, no problem.

For her, we have to drink a glass of wine, lots of foreplay. Get out some toys and play for a while, get her nice and horned up. LOTS of lube, that makes it easier. Start small and get her ass warmed up with toys and then gently slide it in. The first few minutes can be rough and if they fight it there is going to be more pain for her. But once they get loosened up it's just another hole to spread your seed. But once my GF has her first anal orgasm i have to stop and got back to her cooter, but that's fine with me.

Porn stars prepare themselves that way.

[Griffith]

I do not understand the desire to plow a woman in the arsehole.

I’m not turned off by a female’s turd launcher; not at all. However, it is ... that ... and if you go rumbling within, there’s always a semi-decent chance there will be an “accident” of some type.

I simply can never take that chance. It would be a turn-off unlike almost anything else.

With a woman with whom I’m in love, the most action that’ll happen there is shallowly poking it with my finger and licking it once in a while.

 

[Army of One]

Typically they want to fast for 8-12 hours and clean out their ass with a water enema, make sure it's really cleaned out.

People really do this nonsense irl?most of the fun is the spontaneoutiy of it.