building the better mousetrap=the bicep board.

[Titus Pullo]

So your saying he's a real getbigger?

Touche, my man.

Btw, I recently learned that Olivia Wilde is a heavy smoker.  If memory serves, that means we won't have to fight over her, yes?

That is good.

[Teutonic Knight]

You can go to any gym where my equipment hasn't been installed and you won't find a lying triceps machine like mine. The primitive equipment was popular and effective but not as effective as my design. End of story. Of course, most here wouldn't have a clue because they never tried it. An expert in gym equipment would immediately appreciate what I have built.

 , oh mama mia !.

[Titus Pullo]

I don't know- True Adonis was pretty entertaining and very intelligent. Holmes vacillates from dick jokes to a weak knowledge of physiology, usually with sarcasm added in to somehow to try to convince you he knows shit, haha.

Entertaining?  His crazy lies did make for some funny shit, true (112 reps with 225 deadliest really stands out).

However, with respect, I disagree that he was that intelligent.  Based on what I remember, he was just smart enough to fake his way past judgment of the most superficial filters set by painfully base people (e.g., that lunatic pervert David Mirza). 

I remember him saying things like how "[he] preferred the accompaniment of intellectuals."  He thought to talk down to someone was "condensending." 

I was an adjunct English professor at a school he claimed to attend.  I had kids like him who thought using million-dollar words made their essays seem more informed than they actually were. 

I'd congratulate them on extending themselves, then quote my mentor, Dr. Boyd Davis, and say, "Congratulations on your merry romp through the thesaurus!"

Abeles was not very smart.  Above average, perhaps, but he couldn't even master basic punctuation.  Science became a proper noun and anything worthy of an apostrophe was with that stupid reverse
tick; e.g., I`m Adam.

All that said, it's difficult to take seriously a guy who wears a shirt emblazoned with.his own likeness.

Sorry if I mistook you for Abeles, John.  That's a nasty insult, indeed!

[Taffin]

Entertaining?  His crazy lies did make for some funny shit, true (112 reps with 225 deadliest really stands out).

However, with respect, I disagree that he was that intelligent.  Based on what I remember, he was just smart enough to fake his way past judgment of the most superficial filters set by painfully base people (e.g., that lunatic pervert David Mirza). 

I remember him saying things like how "[he] preferred the accompaniment of intellectuals."  He thought to talk down to someone was "condensending." 

I was an adjunct English professor at a school he claimed to attend.  I had kids like him who thought using million-dollar words made their essays seem more informed than they actually were. 

Stolen.

[Taffin]

There is a lot of broscience ignorance around here. I challenge anyone here to comprehend recent literature in hypertrophy and exercise physiology. You might get the results but the vocabulary and concepts used will leave you perplexed.

Vince, that is so condensending of you 

My comprehendsion is first class

[The Scott]

Look at the misfit talking. What a collection of simpletons!

You're not bitter.  You're real bitter.   You are the reason you are so alone.  As for this collection of simpletons of which I must surely be one?

Nubainian puhleeeeze.  You make me look like almost average.  According to the many doctors my mother took me to over the years, that would take a real dunce.  You.

[Vince B]

You're not bitter.  You're real bitter.   You are the reason you are so alone.  As for this collection of simpletons of which I must surely be one?

Nubainian puhleeeeze.  You make me look like almost average.  According to the many doctors my mother took me to over the years, that would take a real dunce.  You.

LOL!

[AbrahamG]

Touche, my man.

Btw, I recently learned that Olivia Wilde is a heavy smoker.  If memory serves, that means we won't have to fight over her, yes?

That is good.

That is a real gut punch.  No, she's all yours. 

[Humble Narcissist]

Entertaining?  His crazy lies did make for some funny shit, true (112 reps with 225 deadliest really stands out).

However, with respect, I disagree that he was that intelligent.  Based on what I remember, he was just smart enough to fake his way past judgment of the most superficial filters set by painfully base people (e.g., that lunatic pervert David Mirza). 

I remember him saying things like how "[he] preferred the accompaniment of intellectuals."  He thought to talk down to someone was "condensending." 

I was an adjunct English professor at a school he claimed to attend.  I had kids like him who thought using million-dollar words made their essays seem more informed than they actually were. 

I'd congratulate them on extending themselves, then quote my mentor, Dr. Boyd Davis, and say, "Congratulations on your merry romp through the thesaurus!"

Abeles was not very smart.  Above average, perhaps, but he couldn't even master basic punctuation.  Science became a proper noun and anything worthy of an apostrophe was with that stupid reverse
tick; e.g., I`m Adam.

All that said, it's difficult to take seriously a guy who wears a shirt emblazoned with.his own likeness.

Sorry if I mistook you for Abeles, John.  That's a nasty insult, indeed!

We need him back here.

[wes]

We need him back here.

X2

[Titus Pullo]

Like a hole in the head. 

Maybe you didn't know, but he endorsed pedophilia, guys.  That's why he was banned.  He and people like him deserve far worse.

[wes]

Like a hole in the head. 

Maybe you didn't know, but he endorsed pedophilia, guys.  That's why he was banned.  He and people like him deserve far worse.

Are you sure about that?

[Titus Pullo]

Are you sure about that?

Honorable Wes,

I know he was banned, and a moderator, Princess L I believe, gave that as the reason.  I do not recall precisely what Abeles said, but I think it was a statement to the effect that there was nothing wrong with fucking a 13 or 14-year-old (?).  Something like that.

The mods would have to confirm that.  But it's not much different than when, some years back, he talked a lot about liking sweet sixteens, defending that by pointing out 16 is the age of consent in NC.

16...that's pretty sick in and of itself when the "man" in question is so much older. 

[funk51]

how did this thread about a new piece of new equipment {junk}  go so awry. only on getbig I guess.

[wes]

Honorable Wes,

I know he was banned, and a moderator, Princess L I believe, gave that as the reason.  I do not recall precisely what Abeles said, but I think it was a statement to the effect that there was nothing wrong with fucking a 13 or 14-year-old (?).  Something like that.

The mods would have to confirm that.  But it's not much different than when, some years back, he talked a lot about liking sweet sixteens, defending that by pointing out 16 is the age of consent in NC.

16...that's pretty sick in and of itself when the "man" in question is so much older. 

Wow,I had no idea.

He must have been joking though that is not a subject to joke about.

I hate to believe he was serious.....known him from the board for a long time now,but like I said,not a topic to joke about if he did indeed say it.

[Humble Narcissist]

Wow,I had no idea.

He must have been joking though that is not a subject to joke about.

I hate to believe he was serious.....known him from the board for a long time now,but like I said,not a topic to joke about if he did indeed say it.

I can see a suspension but a permanent ban is harsh.  There's been some horrible shit said on here that doesn't even get a warning.

[wes]

I can see a suspension but a permanent ban is harsh.  There's been some horrible shit said on here that doesn't even get a warning.

I agree,some REAL horrible hit.

[Humble Narcissist]

I agree,some REAL horrible hit.

You know first hand.

[wes]

You know first hand.

Yes I do.

[joswift]

I agree,some REAL horrible hit.

Yes agreed, someone once said my hamstrings were lacking....

[wes]

Yes agreed, someone once said my hamstrings were lacking....

LOL 

[Johnholmes]

Yes agreed, someone once said my hamstrings were lacking....

But the Rugby Coach still picked you...

[tommywishbone]

Entertaining?  His crazy lies did make for some funny shit, true (112 reps with 225 deadliest really stands out).

However, with respect, I disagree that he was that intelligent.  Based on what I remember, he was just smart enough to fake his way past judgment of the most superficial filters set by painfully base people (e.g., that lunatic pervert David Mirza). 

I remember him saying things like how "[he] preferred the accompaniment of intellectuals."  He thought to talk down to someone was "condensending." 

I was an adjunct English professor at a school he claimed to attend.  I had kids like him who thought using million-dollar words made their essays seem more informed than they actually were. 

I'd congratulate them on extending themselves, then quote my mentor, Dr. Boyd Davis, and say, "Congratulations on your merry romp through the thesaurus!"

Abeles was not very smart.  Above average, perhaps, but he couldn't even master basic punctuation.  Science became a proper noun and anything worthy of an apostrophe was with that stupid reverse
tick; e.g., I`m Adam.

All that said, it's difficult to take seriously a guy who wears a shirt emblazoned with.his own likeness.

Sorry if I mistook you for Abeles, John.  That's a nasty insult, indeed!

Bingo.

I referred to him as 'The Counterfiet Confederate'.  He enjoyed appearing to have been raised in a pre-civil war plantation, spending hours in his mohogany lined library and dancing away the evenings at lavish cotillions while sipping mint juleps.

Pish posh I say to such a charade.