5 days out first NPC show Advice?

[wes]

Jesus man I would probably buy you a bear just to listen to your nonsense so relax I never intended to fight you was just going to show up and ask you for info which I am certain you wold have just given me. But I like the spirit you would be a good fight starter for the bar would be fun to see you get all riled up then have to come fight the dudes you started with becauseyou are  a yapping old chihuaha not a doberman

Yup, you keep thinking that dickhead.

I would have never gave you any info just like I never have to the cops or German Gestapo.........you asshole.... and if you fucked with me you better be prepared to die cuz I`m a street survivor and follow no rules except to fuck up my adversary as bad as I can so I can go home at night .

You have no clue who you`re fucking with boy I`d let one of my younger cousin take care of my light work.

[Dave D]

I have never been on Parole jackass but by all means start contacting people outside Getbig about me like a pussy coward that you are I will fuck Josh up in front of the cops. No one is getting away with harassing my mother

Your mom is 80.

Im sure your mom has been harassed multiple times throughout her life, have you followed through on every harassment incident or are you just starting now?

[wes]

If you want me you have my address.........end of my ridiculous participation talking to your pathetic ass you big BEAST !! 

[Walter Sobchak]

I have never been on Parole jackass but by all means start contacting people outside Getbig about me like a pussy coward that you are I will fuck Josh up in front of the cops. No one is getting away with harassing my mother

Tell you bullshit story elsewhere, you’re full of shit and a gutless wifebeating coward.

If you were half the fucking man you claim to be you wouldn’t have posted shit, you’d have got on an airplane.

You fucking retard.

[wes]

We shall see if there is anyone who can match me Saturday trying to win that sword did you ever get one of those or just plastic trophies?

Never got a sword.....what are you gonna` do practice swallowing it !! 

[Walter Sobchak]

Your mom is 80.

Im sure your mom has been harassed multiple times throughout her life, have you followed through on every harassment incident or are you just starting now?

https://utswmed.org/medblog/age-matters-down-syndrome/

Most probable explanation.

[wes]

Tell you bullshit story elsewhere, you’re full of shit and a gutless wifebeating coward.

If you were half the fucking man you claim to be you wouldn’t have posted shit, you’d have got on an airplane.

You fucking retard.

Exactly just idle threats to guys who weren`t even involved.

In person he wouldn`t say shit if he had a mouthful of it.

[bhank]

And I would like to keep this trhead positive vs going off on a Josh tangent. This is about this weekends show. I am trying to get all the trophies

[bhank]

Your mom is 80.

Im sure your mom has been harassed multiple times throughout her life, have you followed through on every harassment incident or are you just starting now?

You want to defend harassing old women online are you fucking kidding not debateable if anyone harasses my mom fuck yes I am going to hurt them

[Walter Sobchak]

And I would like to keep this trhead positive vs going off on a Josh tangent. This is about this weekends show. I am trying to get all the trophies

This thread is as positive as your aids test.

Can you ask your mommy why she made you bald and a pussy?

[wes]

BHanks, you can't just roll in there and compete like you want.
For starters you need to the "check in" from 5-7 pm on Friday.
Before you get there you'll need to do the on-line registration with the NPC ( $135)
At the meeting you'll have to pay all the late fees with the 100 for each div entered .
You might need cash entering at the last min?  Plus, you'll need to have your posing music ready to hand in.

I know the promoter Tres Bennet and he promotes the Jr USA along with these shows.
He runs a well organized event, so don't be late for any part.

This will be a 2 day deal , from Friday night check in , to sat morning prejudging and then finals.
If you don't even know the poses, you might look bad on stage .
As a judge, I can tell you from personal experience, awkward posing hurts your chances.
They can only judge what they see on stage. If you looked messed up, that's what they see.

The Excalibur is a well attended big regional contest, so it's gonna be a long day .
Good luck.

He`s entering The Excaliber............... he`s fucked.

Way too big of a show to start with after a gruelling 5 day prep.  LOL 

He better hope there`s only 4 guys in his class or that no one shows up due to Covid cuz he`s fucked.

[bhank]

Yup, you keep thinking that dickhead.

I would have never gave you any info just like I never have to the cops or German Gestapo.........you asshole.... and if you fucked with me you better be prepared to die cuz I`m a street survivor and follow no rules except to fuck up my adversary as bad as I can so I can go home at night .

You have no clue who you`re fucking with boy I`d let one of my younger cousin take care of my light work.

This is why I like you Wes all piss and vinegar in a 150lb 5 nothing 70 year old frame. When was the last time you had a date with a woman?

[bhank]

He`s entering The Excaliber............... he`s fucked.

Way too big of a show to start with after a gruelling 5 day prep.  LOL 

He better hope there`s only 4 guys in his class or that no one shows up due to Covid cuz he`s fucked.

I figure the masters and novice division will look something like this. May get brutalized in the Open but since I am going to be there with a  fake tan and a thong anyway

And who said anything about a grueling prep going to cut down the calories and drop anything that makes me retain water. Not planning to starve myself or get super dehydrated I entered heavyweight want to hold my size.

[michael arvilla]

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[Howard]

And I would like to keep this trhead positive vs going off on a Josh tangent. This is about this weekends show. I am trying to get all the trophies

You just spent 330 on entry fees and will need another 135 for the npc card.  You'll spend more before this is over.
You'd be better off pissing away $$ in the champagne room with Misty doing lap dances at the Pink Pony LOL
I hope you show up for the 5-7 pm check in on friday or you may not be on stage saturday.

Good luck

[Dave D]

You want to defend harassing old women online are you fucking kidding not debateable if anyone harasses my mom fuck yes I am going to hurt them

Where did I defend harassing your mother? I NEVER implied let alone said anything close to that.

I simply asked how far are you willing to go to pursue this?

[bhank]

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How long is the song supposed to be what is the minimum length any advice on music?

[Dave D]

You just spent 330 on entry fees and will need another 135 for the npc card.  You'll spend more before this is over.
You'd be better off pissing away $$ in the champagne room with Misty doing lap dances at the Pink Pony LOL
I hope you show up for the 5-7 pm check in on friday or you may not be on stage saturday.

Good luck

He can do math Howard.

[bhank]

Where did I defend harassing your mother? I NEVER implied let alone said anything close to that.

I simply asked how far are you willing to go to pursue this?

Again I am trying to stay positive the next few days vs getting upset and letting my coritsol levels flare up. I will deal with Josh later.

[Dave D]

Again I am trying to stay positive the next few days vs getting upset and letting my coritsol levels flare up. I will deal with Josh later.

LETS GO!

WIN THIS CONTEST!

Leave a legend!

[Bevo]

Hahaha this is legendary

Roll out of bed, 5 day “prep” and trying to win the show

Who do we have here? Kevin levrone type genetics

[Primemuscle]

Compete when you have time to get ready.
My final advice is to stop this crazy plan and take your gf out for nice dinner.

Competing is more expensive then most people realize...last min entry gets even more expensive.
It's going to be stressful and pricey to get proper fitting trunks and bronzer, rush ordered to your house.
This isn't the kid of thing you can buy at Wal-Mart.

Use the extra $$ to have a great weekend with your gf.
Now, step back from the key board , call/text your gf and just walk away for a few days.

You can thank me later 

How about Bhank going to the competition, but not entering it. He should enjoy it from the audience. Maybe he'll learn a thing or two rather than walking out onto the stage and embarrassing himself and his woman friend.

[michael arvilla]

How long is the song supposed to be what is the minimum length any advice on music?

give them a whole song ( they only give you like a min) but they choose when to cut your music after the allotted amount of time… make sure it has no “ swears “ on it ….just tell them to play the cd from the beginning… like I said they will cut your music on you….. they will ask if you want to start the music as you walk out or you want to go out in silence (then kneel or hit a pose) then start the music … keep it simple man! Just have them start the song as you walk out and hit some mandatory poses!

[wes]

This is why I like you Wes all piss and vinegar in a 150lb 5 nothing 70 year old frame. When was the last time you had a date with a woman?

Been married for 20 years....gonna` insult my wife now?

[BB]

How long is the song supposed to be what is the minimum length any advice on music?

What song will BHank be using? I'd go something 80's, upbeat.