
Right delt bigger than both pecs - CHECK
Tiny right bicep - CHECK
Torso of a Lightweight - CHECK
Doofy smile - CHECK
Dick Root - CHECK
Double Chin Of Peace - CHECK
Purple tinge to skin - CHECK
Walking train wreck - CHECK
On a veritable ton of shit - CHECK
Should just fucking end it all - CHECK
Destined for last place yet again - CHECK
Classic physique - NOT
Looks exactly like UK Jeff - NOT
Can squat 405 - NOT