You're hung up on the dick pics? Not the jerk off video? The JO video where Matt was "furiously " jerking off
LOL. You said "hung"

I initially missed the bit about the masturbatory video, mate. You're right...that shite is even worse :/. Matt's clearly self-arrested. He always has been, what with the irresistible itch he has in imposing his own accomplishments in threads that weren't about him; still, what's been stirring as of late has gone to the next level. Midlife crisis?
I dunno *shrugs* I thought the talk of eating out anchovy-flavoured girls was weird enough. I don't mind eating pussy, but that's only because my girlfriends were shaved, and even the ones who should stink the most (like my most recent ex, who smoked tonnes of cigarettes and ate lots of garbage) still took good enough hygienic care of their slits that they tasted like peaches and cream.