Matt C. Cycle Update.

[IroNat]

Based on his pics, Matt got huge.

[Matt]

People asked me what my squat is:

My competition form ATG squat is 385x2. But keep in mind that we don't generally do full depth Olympic bar squats in Strongman contests, so my legs are strong specifically for Strongman competition.

Again, here's a partial [rack/pin] squat, showing where my legs are strong:

https://www.instagram.com/tv/Ca0rSOUg8EH/

NOTE: I have BAD knee valgus.

I'm bad at getting at of the hole when squatting below parallel.

I struggle to get out of the hole.

But my upper range of motion for the squat movement is quite strong. My box squats and high box squats in particular, are both very strong.

I'll consider training to get my squat up to 425-lb and posting a video of it.

I think even a proper ATG squat with 405 would be pretty impressive. FYI, that's at 170-lb body weight.

I'm glad that steroids are just the final finishing 1% touch. Love that final 1% touch:

[Matt]

Based on his pics, Matt got huge.

I'm 24.5 pounds up! Thank you for noticing, IroNat. 

A part of me wants to still do that Sustanon and hit 220...but then another part of me is like...ehhh...I started training to be healthy, and I don't want to do anything crazy / potentially risky.

As of today, I have used a total of 40x 25mg Anadrol tablets.

So...one gram of Anadrol helped get me there.  One solid quality gram. 

I was counting how many tablets I had left today to figure out how many I used, because I was going to report it to Rambone, and I was like "Is that a gram?"

And...yep! Sure was.

I could even just ramp up the Anadrol this month and be done with it. Heck...at 60x 25mg tablets left, I could do 2x daily for the next 30 days then be done with it?

I guarantee I'll hit 213+ if I do that. That would be a total 30-lb weight gain from this cycle.

This has been quite the amazing experience. It almost makes me want to run another cycle next summer. 

[Matt]

Well that is a squat not a dumbell press. My dumbell pressing technique has been perfect for decades. I was just getting back into squats when that video was taken. However after reviewing the video I did exactly what I am telling Matt he needs to do. I set my ego aside I lightened the weight and I increased my range of motion and fixed my form. I then slowly brought the weight back up. Can Matt do the same with his bench? I doubt it as he talks about getting it the 120s next week instead of dropping the weight considerably and fixing his form first.

Amazing lift! Incredible. Amazing squat strength.

I NEVER see anyone squatting...really ever.

Maybe once a year someone squats 315 or 405 at any gym I train at.

Also may I suggest getting a girlfriend is a better way to prove adequate cock size vs sending jerk off videos to men

I just sent Primemuscle another dick pic.

I want to settle this right now:

I do NOT have a small dick. It's actually kind of big. Basically - it's a good size.

If I had 1cm in length, it could be properly classed as big.

But I have maybe 1/4 or 1/2 Mark Dugdale's flaccid size.

When I go to the bathroom, you basically just see a stream of urine coming out of a bunch of hair, my dick is so small.

It's like being 5'11". That may not be "fall", but it sure as hell isn't short!

My dick is equal to a man being 5'11" in height. Not short.

And my dick has good aesthetics.

I just hate when people make false claims about me.

[robcguns]

Based on his pics, Matt got huge.

He definitely did.

[Matt]

He definitely did.

Thank you!

You were right with your prediction for how I would respond to this cycle, haha. 

[Stephano]

It's fucking hilarious that Bhank is giving Matt advice on lifting.

Bhank, in a t-shirt, literally doesn't even look like he trains. 

Stringy 14" arms, red and massively bloated alcoholic-like face, shaky and limping gait, Goodwill-tier attire.  If I saw Bhank on the street, I'd suspect that he's an alcoholic hobo with one foot in the grave, and I'm 100% dead serious. 

Basically, Matt has made better gains in the past few months than Bhank has made over his entire lifetime.

[Matt]

My flaccid cock is so small that people peeing next to me who peer over and take a peek basically question whether or not they're seeing pee emerge from my belly button.

In the frigid Canadian winters, my dick basically shrinks to smaller than my thumb.

If I have a picture, THAT one [my flaccid dick, when frozen] needs to be posted it.

It's fucking hilarious. It's basically just crumpled foreskin sitting on a bed of hair.

[robcguns]

Thank you!

You were right with your prediction for how I would respond to this cycle, haha. 

Yeah I knew you would cruise past 200 no problem. You do look awesome. Are you taking it daily or every other and still at 17 or 12.5 or 25mgs?

[robcguns]

My flaccid cock is so small that people peeing next to me who peer over and take a peek basically question whether or not they're seeing pee emerge from my belly button.

In the frigid Canadian winters, my dick basically shrinks to smaller than my thumb.

If I have a picture, THAT one [my flaccid dick, when frozen] needs to be posted it.

It's fucking hilarious. It's basically just crumpled foreskin sitting on a bed of hair.

Hahahaha just made me laugh pretty hard with that post Matt. Thank you for that.

[Matt]

It's fucking hilarious that Bhank is giving Matt advice on lifting.

Bhank, in a t-shirt, literally doesn't even look like he trains. 

Stringy 14" arms, red and massively bloated alcoholic-like face, shaky and limping gait, Goodwill-tier attire.  If I saw Bhank on the street, I'd suspect that he's an alcoholic hobo with one foot in the grave, and I'm 100% dead serious. 

Basically, Matt has made better gains in the past few months than Bhank has made over his entire lifetime.

Thanks Stephano!

My arms are 17" pumped/flexed now!

I had hit 16 and 2/3" before...or maybe 3/5"...basically 16.7" or 16.6", but to hit a legit solid 17" measurement...let's just say I'm quite pleased with that.

I also think a lot of people overestimate arms size. So for instance, I'll see someone with 16" arms and think they are 18".

I think people are definitely recognizing my 17" arms when I'm out and about - if not thinking they may even be slightly bigger.

I really can't complain.

Damn, I have to get used to going back to my normal size!

Another thing I need to get used to is being flatter. Right now, it's like I have a pump 24/7. And when I do get a pump - it is that much better than a natural pump. I love it.

But I need to prepare for going off next month, and having those compliments dwindle.

[webstar]

It's fucking hilarious that Bhank is giving Matt advice on lifting.

Bhank, in a t-shirt, literally doesn't even look like he trains. 

Stringy 14" arms, red and massively bloated alcoholic-like face, shaky and limping gait, Goodwill-tier attire.  If I saw Bhank on the street, I'd suspect that he's an alcoholic hobo with one foot in the grave, and I'm 100% dead serious. 

Basically, Matt has made better gains in the past few months than Bhank has made over his entire lifetime.

Hahha and a fraction of the gear.

Bhanky, been blasting 500 Mgs of test year round for over 10 years.

His receptors like his hair are shot 

[webstar]

Amazing lift! Incredible. Amazing squat strength.

I NEVER see anyone squatting...really ever.

Maybe once a year someone squats 315 or 405 at any gym I train at.

I just sent Primemuscle another dick pic.

I want to settle this right now:

I do NOT have a small dick. It's actually kind of big. Basically - it's a good size.

If I had 1cm in length, it could be properly classed as big.

But I have maybe 1/4 or 1/2 Mark Dugdale's flaccid size.

When I go to the bathroom, you basically just see a stream of urine coming out of a bunch of hair, my dick is so small.

It's like being 5'11". That may not be "fall", but it sure as hell isn't short!

My dick is equal to a man being 5'11" in height. Not short.

And my dick has good aesthetics.

I just hate when people make false claims about me.

Why don’t you shave or at the very least trim down there.

That might be a reason you are single. Living in 1974

[bhank]

People asked me what my squat is:

My competition form ATG squat is 385x2. But keep in mind that we don't generally do full depth Olympic bar squats in Strongman contests, so my legs are strong specifically for Strongman competition.

Again, here's a partial [rack/pin] squat, showing where my legs are strong:

https://www.instagram.com/tv/Ca0rSOUg8EH/

NOTE: I have BAD knee valgus.

I'm bad at getting at of the hole when squatting below parallel.

I struggle to get out of the hole.

But my upper range of motion for the squat movement is quite strong. My box squats and high box squats in particular, are both very strong.

I'll consider training to get my squat up to 425-lb and posting a video of it.

I think even a proper ATG squat with 405 would be pretty impressive. FYI, that's at 170-lb body weight.

I'm glad that steroids are just the final finishing 1% touch. Love that final 1% touch:

If you can't get out of the hole you can't squat the weight how much you 1/4 range is not relevant let's see the ATG squat Knee valgus is a ridiculous excuse, I don't even have any cartilage. But based on your dumbell presses without a video not accepting any of your claimed lifts because you did not press 120lbs for one rep much less half a dozen or more

[Walter Sobchak]

Can someone summarize the last few pages of bullshit?

Taking steroids makes a person gain water weight?
Bhank would weigh 170 lbs without drugs?
Matt “Fagboi” Canning would weigh 160 lbs without drugs?
Both Canning and Hankins are as weak as fuck?
Matt Canning sent more jerkoff videos to Prime and Josh Rehaluk?
Bhank’s Covid was fake so she could skirt her new job drug test?
The old address in Copenhagen will easily lead to your new address?

Oh I forgot…the “feats of strength” videos really expose nothing more than poor training form?

[OAK]

Can someone summarize the last few pages of bullshit?

Taking steroids makes a person gain water weight?
Bhank would weigh 170 lbs without drugs?
Matt “Fagboi” Canning would weigh 160 lbs without drugs?
Both Canning and Hankins are as weak as fuck?
Matt Canning sent more jerkoff videos to Prime and Josh Rehaluk?
Bhank’s Covid was fake so she could skirt her new job drug test?
The old address in Copenhagen will easily lead to your new address?

Oh I forgot…the “feats of strength” videos really expose nothing more than poor training form?

This thread has it ALL!

😆

[Rambone]

 

[Walter Sobchak]

This thread has it ALL!

😆

Did you write a letter to the Thunder Bay police department warning them not to try to make you wear a Covid mask or abide by the shutdown laws?

Can you imagine the laughter down at the police station when they read the letter sent by the tiny little resident retard?

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!

[OAK]

Did you write a letter to the Thunder Bay police department warning them not to try to make you wear a Covid mask or abide by the shutdown laws?

Can you imagine the laughter down at the police station when they read the letter sent by the tiny little resident retard?

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!

LOL

He posted a few months ago that he was planning to do a cycle so he could fight off the “Thunder Bay Mask Bullies”.

I guess he wasn’t joking.

😆

[OAK]

I'm glad that steroids are just the final finishing 1% touch. Love that final 1% touch:

If a grown man wants do to a cycle I totally respect that.

However, I have NEVER seen someone SHAME people who are natural before.

🙄

[Walter Sobchak]

LOL

He posted a few months ago that he was planning to do a cycle so he could fight off the “Thunder Bay Mask Bullies”.

I guess he wasn’t joking.

😆

This might come as a surprise.

The Lakehead University story is also complete bullshit.

[OAK]

This might come as a surprise.

The Lakehead University story is also complete bullshit.

Is this the story where he got fired because he’s white?

😆

[Walter Sobchak]

It's fucking hilarious that Bhank is giving Matt advice on lifting.

Bhank, in a t-shirt, literally doesn't even look like he trains. 

Stringy 14" arms, red and massively bloated alcoholic-like face, shaky and limping gait, Goodwill-tier attire.  If I saw Bhank on the street, I'd suspect that he's an alcoholic hobo with one foot in the grave, and I'm 100% dead serious. 

Basically, Matt has made better gains in the past few months than Bhank has made over his entire lifetime.

Brian Wood Healy Hankins is trying his best to make this thread about him.

Matt “Cock Connoisseur” Canning has taken bodybuilding drugs for about a month and has surpassed Brian Wood Healy Hankins in muscle.

Two useless morons fighting over the attention of anonymous Getbiggers.

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!

[bhank]

Brian Wood Healy Hankins is trying his best to make this thread about him.

Matt “Cock Connoisseur” Canning has taken bodybuilding drugs for about a month and has surpassed Brian Wood Healy Hankins in muscle.

Two useless morons fighting over the attention of anonymous Getbiggers.

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!

I was merely trying to help Matt says he doesnt like his chest development but his arms and shoulders are good wonders why then post tricep presses he calls bench presses

[Matt]

Brian Wood Healy Hankins is trying his best to make this thread about him.

Matt “Cock Connoisseur” Canning has taken bodybuilding drugs for about a month and has surpassed Brian Wood Healy Hankins in muscle.

Two useless morons fighting over the attention of anonymous Getbiggers.

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!

That's a tremendous compliment you're giving me here, Walter Sobchak. This may well be the greatest compliment anyone has given to me in this thread.

But of course it's not true.

I don't pretend that I look like - or even can look like - B. Hank.

He has various areas that are much better than mine.

I can't judge B. Hank's legs, as I believe he had an injury before that required him to use a cane. This prevented him from building his legs to their full potential.

In various other areas [muscle groups], B. Hank is superior to me.

I do have great potential in my delts. Maybe my triceps. But by and large, B. Hank has more areas with good potential for bodybuilding.

Walter Sobchak - it blows my mind that you bash B. Hank, knowing his physique is vastly superior to yours. You seem to enjoy bashing Getbiggers who warm up with your workout.

Why is that?