I see you are still a useless, bitter, vulgar, old cripple. Go ahead go write some vulgar angry prose fucking crip.

Hippo Butt Leach
Looks like a little turd, huh?
You are a societal version of the dreaded Hippo Butt Leach. The HBL has recently been found in humans and this discovery has altered the taxonomy of the genus to now include in the heirarchy of "Leeches Rectumus Suckus". Behold the newly noted

Bhanky Butt Sucker®.
Looks like a BIG turd, huh?