Strength Challenge to B. Hank.

[The Scott]

Its funny you think this is a good pic you look like a fucking teenage wrestler who just hit puberty

It is common knowledge that you resemble something that fell out of a elephant's anus.  Doubtless you are foaming at the mouth just like when you've peeled and drained one too many mananas at your local gloria foraminis.

You're an edumacated manlette, aren't you bhankus Suckus Wangus?

Run along lest I become overwhelmed with the desire to jump off a cliff.  That'll take hours for me to find one here in the flatlands.

[unreasonablereasons]

stick boy says hes not hitting a rear lat spread here, so what are you hitting, a side fucking tricep? You take your own pics and choose the best ones,...so tell us all what pose you are hitting here if its not a rear lat spread?

[unreasonablereasons]

Let me be clear in case I have not. You have made physical threats to my children. If I ever see you I will take your life.

fuck you and your stupid kid, youd make a stupid lunge and flail your arms and Id kick the living shit out of you and you know it. Youre terrified at the thought of a street fight with me you narrow gimp pussy. So shut up with this take your life.

[bhank]

here sparky, tell me again how you are dwarfing me hahahahah look how narrow you are bhahahah Id smash your midget pencil necked narrow back giant bald head in .....and you have zero cardio omg you should kill yourself you are a loser extraordinaire

Its called perspective you are resizing the pics you have nowhere near the amount of muscle on your frame that I have on mine you delusional fat fuck look at your arm in the pic fucking moron

[bhank]

stick boy says hes not hitting a rear lat spread here, so what are you hitting, a side fucking tricep? You take your own pics and choose the best ones,...so tell us all what pose you are hitting here if its not a rear lat spread?

I was rounding my back to see the vein in the lat not a rear lat spread

[unreasonablereasons]

Its called perspective you are resizing the pics you have nowhere near the amount of muscle on your frame that I have on mine you delusional fat fuck look at your arm in the pic fucking moron

im not touching or reetouching your pic at all you moron
facts are facts you are narrow and small and without drugs would zero chance be over 180
keep on keepin on with the drugs hanky, its all you got
outsized by a 57 year old man drug free for 3 decades
hhahahhahaa you pencil necked midget,, I never realized how small and narrow you actually are til I put our pics side by side. Youre as intimidating as a panda bear hahahhahahahha

and of course i dont have the % of muscle you do, you are plowing in drugs while i dont even lift, if i decided to lift and do anabolics at your level, good good can you imagine the insane amount bigger id be than you? Get some perspective baldy, you have shit genetics and a girly bone structure

[bhank]

fuck you and your stupid kid, youd make a stupid lunge and flail your arms and Id kick the living shit out of you and you know it. Youre terrified at the thought of a street fight with me you narrow gimp pussy. So shut up with this take your life.

Stay in Canada your life depends on it

[unreasonablereasons]

Stay in Canada your life depends on it

listen, every single one of us on this board knows you couldnt put a scratch on me so park it already.
Youre all mouth no action like ESfitness, maybe you 2 can hook up now that Em is leaving and he can plow your gimpy little girly framed ass

[BB]

dear fuking god in heaven,....look how fucking narrow you are, size L shirts must be like curtains on you, and your pencily little neck, 19 inches hahaahhah holy fuck this guy is a twig, what a geek.  Id be shocked if he weighed 170 off drugs

Stay in Canada your life depends on it

Hankins, any chance we could get a tee-shirt size check?

[bhank]

listen, every single one of us on this board knows you couldnt put a scratch on me so park it already.
Youre all mouth no action like ESfitness, maybe you 2 can hook up now that Em is leaving and he can plow your gimpy little girly framed ass

Come to Vegas in October then for the Olympia. I will bury you in the desert.

[The Scott]

stick boy says hes not hitting a rear lat spread here, so what are you hitting, a side fucking tricep? You take your own pics and choose the best ones,...so tell us all what pose you are hitting here if its not a rear lat spread?

More a rear fat spread than a lat spread, really. 

[unreasonablereasons]

Hankins, any chance we could get a tee-shirt size check?

bhahhahah Im blown away and shocked at how tiny he is. Hes a little boy. Off the drugs hes wearing medium t shirts that hang off of him. He has nothing left, nothing, he cant get better, his hair is gone, his wife is leaving, he cant fight to save his life hahahahaahha its literally over for him

[Hulkotron]

Which belligerent has the larger neck?

[unreasonablereasons]

Come to Vegas in October then for the Olympia. I will bury you in the desert.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh man, i love that you play this role and in person you would be absolutely terrified, not just of me but anyone. You wouldnt back talk a single person at the Expo. Maybe you can scare the odd serial killer who will be there hahahhahahha youre soooooooooooooo tiny./.....ya im overweight but thank god i have a good bone structure if i ever lifted again, which i wont cause i have nothing to prove to anyone

you teeny tiny under 6 foot midget

[Lartinos]

I don't see any reason I would not be hitting PRs by year end as I do believe I could hit them now.

It can be hard to follow you.

You are saying that you “could” break a PR by year’s end, but you can’t because you would hurt yourself.

It doesn’t go both ways.

You “could” have possibly done that if you hadn’t decided to get the unnecessary surgery.

Now you can’t do it because you have at least one muscle which is too weak.

You are therefore too weak to ever complete a PR.

[unreasonablereasons]

Which belligerent has the larger neck?

me by a mile
his is hilariously small, look at it, his whole frame is bird like with a bunch of water logged steroid muscle on it. No drugs and he would be absolutely hilariously small

[unreasonablereasons]

see this lightpost, hanky could stand behind it facing forward and still not be seen he is so narrow ahahhahhah

[wes]

Hanky here I am beating guys a lot bigger than me and bigger than yourself also, they thought they could beat me too........NOT !!

[wes]

I was rounding my back to see the vein in the lat not a rear lat spread

Josh dwarfs you Brian........way wider !!

[unreasonablereasons]

watch out wes,...the pencilneck may TAKE YOUR LIFE
ahajjajajahahhaha
so many laughs, hes such a loser

[Never1AShow]

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant

[unreasonablereasons]

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74. Bird like bone structure and horrible genetics

sorry had to throw that in hahahahhaha

[Never1AShow]

sorry had to throw that in hahahahhaha

I don't think something that is his essence should be considered an "ailment", but I'll up the list to 74 with this missed entry from the other day

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning

[SF1900]

You put up a pic where I am not hitting the pose you idiot. There is no comparison. You are not a big dude you are a fat man there is a big difference. This is also an old pic I am leaner now.

BHANKS, did getbig bully you into wearing a hat indoors?

[unreasonablereasons]

BHANKS, did getbig bully you into wearing a hat indoors?

Scene
Hanky runs into bedroom with phone, wearing only hat and kids undies,...says to Emily "look at this fat slob thinks he's wider than me. He isn't Em is he...is he?"
Em realizes what a brainless twat she married,...quietly plans to clean him out in her head

Cut scene