Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[wes]

The scrawny kunt was arguing with Jane about the surgery and asked her “where did you go to Med school and where do you operate?” And I was thinking, University of Chicago and the Mayo Clinic, come on JPJ own his ass.

I still think the funniest things about Hanky are that he is married to a perpetual soft-on level ugly tramp and he has a mongoloid retard for a son.

God does have a sense of humor…

Fucking asshole told me to smoke Pot to cure my Pancreatic Cancer......I`d love to ball bat the kunt !!

[IroNat]

Fucking asshole told me to smoke Pot to cure my Pancreatic Cancer......I`d love to ball bat the kunt !!

Did you try it?

[robcguns]

Fucking asshole told me to smoke Pot to cure my Pancreatic Cancer......I`d love to ball bat the kunt !!

Hahahaha. Not laughing at the situation bro but that’s a funny read.

[wes]

Hahahaha. Not laughing at the situation bro but that’s a funny read.

Massachusetts style brother!! 

[wes]

Did you try it?

No I went to a surgeon who graduated from Harvard.

I`ll never fuck up my sobriety Nat....not for a million dollars.

[Les Grossman]

Fucking asshole told me to smoke Pot to cure my Pancreatic Cancer......I`d love to ball bat the kunt !!

You talking about Jane or Hankins?   

I remember that. We actually thought you had a cyst or gall bladder issue. We were all surprised to find out that it was cancer. I do remember JPJ driving her endocrinologist friend crazy with incessant “Jane” type of questions. You gave her a 5 X 5 training routine that she was crazy about.

It was like Pellius passed away, her Dad died, you got sick, and the only crap on Getbig was hanky’s boob job. He is such an unlikable Downs Syndrome baby.

[wes]

You talking about Jane or Hankins?   

I remember that. We actually thought you had a cyst or gall bladder issue. We were all surprised to find out that it was cancer. I do remember JPJ driving her endocrinologist friend crazy with incessant “Jane” type of questions. You gave her a 5 X 5 training routine that she was crazy about.

It was like Pellius passed away, her Dad died, you got sick, and the only crap on Getbig was hanky’s boob job. He is such an unlikable Downs Syndrome baby.

Hankins...me and JPJ are cool again.....I didn`t mean to be an asshole to her,which I admit I was, I was just worried about having Cancer...........actuall y I was devestated to find out the bad news and took it out on her comment. 

[webstar]

I think this is fair.  I looked back at some earlier posts where I think it had been established his hair looked different and he claimed an unknown/unspecified surgery that fit the timing.  The wearing the hat indoors clearly establishes it failed at least as much as the clearly failed pec surgery.

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec"; "a Chronic pec tear. I first tore it at 25 years old. I then tore it again at 40 and 43. The thing with Chronic pec tears is they keep happening")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. "the cancer in my digestive tract"
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83.  Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84.  mania
85.  left shoulder is not entirely stable
86.  Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"
87.  Throwing up a gallon of "black stuff"
88.  Coughing up blood
89.  Carpal tunnel in hands
90.  Deviated Septum
91.  Chronic back pain due to (??)
92.  Opioid addiction
93.  Oppositional Defiant Disorder
94.  Narcissistic Personality Disorder
95.  Osteoporosis
96.  clinically obese
97. Wrist- didn't heal right
98.  Cauliflower ear in left ear canal effecting hearing
99.  2 Eyes different size
100.  Heat Stroke at Busch Gardens
101.  Blackouts when bends down ("I get dizzy when I bend down to tie my shoes and then stand back up. That is why I am not ever going to pick up a damn thing off the floor and it also just hurst to bend I am usually stiff and sore if something drops I leave it.")
102.  Appetite Ulcer
103.  Tweaked something in left armpit tricep (milking Bailey)
104.  Spaghetti-Os induced, pants shitting causing, backstage stinking up Explosive gas
105.  Painfully inflamed lymph node in leg.
106.  DSP (Delayed Sodium Processing)
107.  Deaf in left ear from Mortar System
108.  blew out knee walking up stairs after fighting with wife-fluid in the knee - 100cc of blood drawn out of the knee every other week - knee cap is floating
109.  coagulated blood in chest
110.  Arthritic left shoulder
111.  stringy with a belly
112.  Frontal lobe skin cancer on forehead (per Spaulding)
113.  Failed $25,000 pec surgery where some of the muscle has pulled off the tendon and needs to be redone
114. Cramping feet
115. Shakes since childhood (not a duplicate of #3 because these shakes are more than hands)
116.  Partial delt tear
117.  Stinks terribly from "throwing up bile all day in the parking lot"
118. Poultry show knee injury: Knee slipped twice. Fluid build up, lose stability when leaking and swelling
119.  4 surgeries this last year
120.  Dislocated both shoulders doing Yoga
121.  Failed Hair Transplant

He posted on Facebook his knee slipped out lol

[Never1AShow]

He posted on Facebook his knee slipped out lol

Numbers 44, 108 and 118

[Walter Sobchak]

Hankins...me and JPJ are cool again.....I didn`t mean to be an asshole to her,which I admit I was, I was just worried about having Cancer...........actuall y I devestated to find out the bad news and took it out on her comment. 

I remember this. Jane knew you were having health issues but she didn’t know you had cancer. Henda was having health issues too. I know she was bothered greatly that you were both unwell. I might be wrong there, it might have been the other British fellow (can’t recall his username but his daughter lives in Scottsdale) who was sick and not Henda. Maybe it was both.

I just remember the fellas were sick, JPJ was worried, and the fucking human bobblehead kept posting pics of his $300 wedding and strict curl leotard.

[wes]

I remember this. Jane knew you were having health issues but she didn’t know you had cancer. Henda was having health issues too. I know she was bothered greatly that you were both unwell. I might be wrong there, it might have been the other British fellow (can’t recall his username but his daughter lives in Scottsdale) who was sick and not Henda. Maybe it was both.

I just remember the fellas were sick, JPJ was worried, and the fucking human bobblehead kept posting pics of his $300 wedding and strict curl leotard.

JPJ is cool in my book.....when the fuck are they letting her come back for Christs sake

[chaos]

JPJ is cool in my book.....when the fuck are they letting her come back for Christs sake

PM Ron about it, maybe it's been long enough for him to show mercy?

[Grape Ape]

PM Ron about it, maybe it's been long enough for him to show mercy?

dj bailed anyway.

JPJ should return.

[BigRo]

He posted on Facebook his knee slipped out lol

great news.

[IroNat]

Bhanky cured cancer.

[Dave D]

great news.

It never happened. The guy is desperate for any attention so he makes up his injuries. All he talked about on here was how he knew more than medical doctors, so when questioned why he wouldn’t seek treatment for the serious injuries it was because he knew better.

[walkerblocker]

so his kneee is pooched and hes posting squat videos with 3 and a half plates aside with that weird squat bar?

[wes]

so his kneee is pooched and hes posting squat videos with 3 and a half plates aside with that weird squat bar?

[walkerblocker]

I like the Rollins one cause he hits the iron

[wes]

I like the Rollins one cause he hits the iron

I`ll accept that......either way the titles apply to Hanky the premiere asshole.

[Krankenstein]

so his kneee is pooched and hes posting squat videos with 3 and a half plates aside with that weird squat bar?

[Soul Crusher]

Funny how trainer of a world champion can't figure out his own shituation. 

[BigRo]

That pec and knee would definitely go quick in a fight.

[walkerblocker]

remember his wife said he looks like a model 

[joswift]

he looks like his mouth is upside down