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You're on to something onlyme... hope vince listens to you! lol

That would be cool if Vince stands in front of congress and confesses he juices.. for sure roids will be "un"banned!  they will sure see that roids doesn't work!

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jesus christ Vince how many times did you get droped on your head as a baby

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jesus christ Vince how many times did you get droped on your head as a baby


First post that makes sense in this typical fashion "Vince cluster fukk."  ;)
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I think it would be a hoot if Melvince was a contestant on the Apprentice

I can just picture it now........

...THE 2 TEAMS enter the boardroom to face the Donald to see who had the best day's sales...

Donald Trump ; Ok Teams your assignment was to pick a nutritional supplement, market and sell as much in the time period alloted.

Bill P(leader of BFL Group) well we decided to market HMB and we came up with a great catchphrase..."feels like deca". We heavily marketed this offering a lamborghini thru a physique transformation contest as a first prize.

Donald Trump: what were your results.

Bill P: well we sold 50 million bottles and made a video where I got to say "tell the pilot to fuel up the jet". Did i mention that Tc gained 60lbs of muscle in 1 week off this stuff?

Donald: good job now team Cayenne pepper what did you market and what were the results?

melvince(leader of team cayenne Pepper): well we decided to market Bee Pollen and for our catchphrase we used "tastes like honey, stings like a B". We sold our product heavily concentrating on the Flea markets in the Greenville, Sc area.

Donald: And how much did you sell

Melvince: 3 bottles, but I think it is really going to catch on once they see my pics from the Metrolina when i supplemented heavily with this stuff. talk about an anabolic punch. The results speak for themselves.

Donald: team BFL go upstairs your excused. team cayenne pepper wait outside the boardroom until i call you back in. Because as you know I have to fire someone. just keeping it real and telling it like it is...............

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Wait...

You've only used 1 steroid, but you are going to "fire up" the old newsletter again and tell us all how it's done with the Steroid Of The Month? Dude, you've got to be kidding me!

BTW, isn't there already a steroid of the month in the anabolic almanac?

Not too original, holmes.



Using one steroid can be OK -- if it's testosterone. Nobody with half a brain would use Tren by itself. (Unless you don't like sex.) That stuff, being a 19-nortestosterone derivative, shuts you down *hard*. I always run tren as part of a testosterone cycle, and even then only at a far lower dose than the test. (I did a cutting cycle about a year ago that was 1000mg test prop/week & 500mg tren acetate/week. That was a good cycle. :) )

Also, why make your own from tren cattle pellets when there are so many good UGLs around?????

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Vince - r u saying that in the jail you worked in, that you were assaulted by inmates 3-4 times per week?

That seems kinda high to me - my cousin's a correction officer in a large urban city + sure he was in a fight or two - but never came home with bumps + bruises "every other day".

If so, sounds like the jail you worked at had some serious procedure problems - their officers should not be getting punched every other day!


The bumps and bruises are from routine work when an inmate has to be subdued.  You're going to generally get a few bumps and bruises anyway.  Of course there wasn't assaults every day but it was often enough to notice.  Usually when two inmates fight, I would wait until they tire themselves out and then clean up the mess.  Still going to get a bruise anyway. 
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Using one steroid can be OK -- if it's testosterone. Nobody with half a brain would use Tren by itself. (Unless you don't like sex.) That stuff, being a 19-nortestosterone derivative, shuts you down *hard*. I always run tren as part of a testosterone cycle, and even then only at a far lower dose than the test. (I did a cutting cycle about a year ago that was 1000mg test prop/week & 500mg tren acetate/week. That was a good cycle. :) )

Also, why make your own from tren cattle pellets when there are so many good UGLs around?????

This explains it all.  Vince's wife made him take tren because she knew and had a feeling inside her she absolutely didn't want to get pregnant with Vinces baby.  SHe knew how fucked up it would be because of the gene pool.  So in reality we need to all think Vinces wife for having take tren.  She definitely saved a child from certain humility. And can you imagine what it would be like growing up and having to have Vince as your dad.  Man did we luck out

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As far as me using one steroid...how many do you need??  I've never believed in stacking or all that other crap everyone was doing. 

How many do you need? Well, I would say that if you are going to be publishing a newsletter where your key piece is The Steroid Of The Month (again, not original), then you ought to have a little more "in the hopper" than your brief experience with just one roid... unless the Steroid Of The Month is going to be Tren each and every month.

Hey, good idea on the newsletter though... well, actually it was a good idea for the people who are already doing the same thing and, might I add, have some experience with what they are talking about, especially when it comes to gear.

And yeah, stacking is not the way to go by any means - it's only the standard... I would never "stack", not even a little Nolv when I was on a cycle of Test - I mean hell, everyone is doing that!

I can appreciate your sense of independence... I like a guy who goes against the grain - I mean, everyone is stacking and all that other crap - F them, all those guys are probably training before a competition too (overrated!). I can see you are a man who marches to the beat of your own drum.

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Using one steroid can be OK -- if it's testosterone. Nobody with half a brain would use Tren by itself. (Unless you don't like sex.) That stuff, being a 19-nortestosterone derivative, shuts you down *hard*. I always run tren as part of a testosterone cycle, and even then only at a far lower dose than the test. (I did a cutting cycle about a year ago that was 1000mg test prop/week & 500mg tren acetate/week. That was a good cycle. :) )

Also, why make your own from tren cattle pellets when there are so many good UGLs around?????


Yes, the tren did affect my sexual prowness but I compensated by taking yohimbe and I was fine.  

Again, I've never stacked anabolics.  The tren was really all I needed.  You train heavy to break down the muscle and the recovery process is when you really build muscle.  If you manage your nutritional intake properly, you'll grow.  

The main reason why I didn't try stacking was because I didn't have much money at the time.  An officer's salary isn't much after you pay your union fees.  Also being an officer, I didn't want to risk getting caught in a sting shipping in stuff from a UG lab.  Getting the fina was easy, cheap and quick.  I didn't spend much and I knew I had legit gear.  That's all that mattered at the time.

 
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How many do you need? Well, I would say that if you are going to be publishing a newsletter where your key piece is The Steroid Of The Month (again, not original), then you ought to have a little more "in the hopper" than your brief experience with just one roid... unless the Steroid Of The Month is going to be Tren each and every month.

Hey, good idea on the newsletter though... well, actually it was a good idea for the people who are already doing the same thing and, might I add, have some experience with what they are talking about, especially when it comes to gear.

And yeah, stacking is not the way to go by any means - it's only the standard... I would never "stack", not even a little Nolv when I was on a cycle of Test - I mean hell, everyone is doing that!

I can appreciate your sense of independence... I like a guy who goes against the grain - I mean, everyone is stacking and all that other crap - F them, all those guys are probably training before a competition too (overrated!). I can see you are a man who marches to the beat of your own drum.



You should visit my site at caliberfitness.com and check out the newsletter.  I've already written about stacks and other anabolics.
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And don't judge the pictures as to what I look like.  I did that picture which no pump, no posing oil, or anything.  My next pictures I'll do after a gym session so you'll see what I would look like onstage

No dieting either....

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With all due respect, Vince, shouldn't you look like you take steroids (or at least have a physique that looks like you lift weights) before you go and dispense advice on steroids?   :-\






What you talking about?  He looks like he take steroids.  Estrogen that is. When mixed with bee pollen and filtered through the magic stick is taking roids.  The latest form of HRT their is.   Something a menopausal bitch would use.  You didn't mention anabolic, that's what He needs.  Lugging around all that stuff at flea markets is where the weight lifting comes in.  He has to put everything he unloads back in the van.  The cardio comes in when people want their money back.
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So Vince, you're telling, that the next time you take photos, it will be a gym session and you will be much more pumped than the last photo sessions that you did?

first of all vince, a gym session photoshoot doesn't make your physique any better.  your last photos, being relaxed if you claimed, shows that you look like you don't even workout and let alone, being pumped will make no difference what so ever, at least with your physique!  cmon Vince, you got too many excuses.  all we wanna hear is you fessing up the truth and see yourself as we do.  get a new mirror also cuz the one you have prolly is a full size poster of Ronnie Coleman.

Quit this f*cking nonsense and have some self realization!

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When I was on the sauce many years ago and doing Mentzer's Heavy Duty, I actually did  2 reps for 395 pounds at my best.  I did attempt 415 but couldn't get it back up.  Never did quite reach the 400 pound mark.  I trained very heavy when I was corrections officer because you need that kind of brute strength to get the job done.  Also consider that I was solid 237 pounds at the time.


I don't lift that heavy anymore due to arthritis and back and neck problems. I now maintain moderate reps for pounds.  I keep my bench at 225 and work more now on repetition rather than maxing out.  I also incorporate a lot of machines rather than free weights.  My training program is almost the same as Chick's. 

And don't judge the pictures as to what I look like.  I did that picture which no pump, no posing oil, or anything.  My next pictures I'll do after a gym session so you'll see what I would look like onstage

Okay Vince, I see what coul be a problem with you.  You say things but people might misinterpret what you are actually saying.  So I will help (since you need it badly) to explain what you have wrote. 

When I was on the sauce many years ago and doing Mentzer's Heavy Duty, I actually did  2 reps for 395 pounds at my best.  What you should have said and probably honestly forgot was.  It was BBQ sauce you were talking about.  And you forgot to put leg press 395 for 2 reps.  I did attempt 415 but couldn't get it back up.  Never did quite reach the 400 pound mark.  I trained very heavy when I was corrections officer because you need that kind of brute strength to get the job done.  Now, you accidently put "trained very heavy" when it should say "was very heavy".  Honest mistake.  Oh and you forgot the word "blow" before "job".  Another honest mistake.   Also consider that I was solid 237 pounds at the time.  Opps another typo.  "Solid" should have said "fat and rolly"

I don't lift that heavy anymore due to arthritis and back and neck problems. See now this makes it sound like you actually lifted heavy.  When we all know just getting out of bed doesn't count for lifting heavy.  If it did I would be the strongest man on earth.   I now maintain moderate reps for pounds.  I keep my bench at 225 and work more now on repetition rather than maxing out.  I also incorporate a lot of machines rather than free weights.  My training program is almost the same as Chick's.  Now, now comparing you to Chick makes it sound  like yo actually lift weights and you have some muscle.  I think you meant to say "you lifted like a chick".  I mean with those breast and smooth body fat you could easily pass for an overweight gym newbie. 

And don't judge the pictures as to what I look like.  I did that picture which no pump, no posing oil, or anything.  My next pictures I'll do after a gym session so you'll see what I would look like onstage.  Now you really forgot allot stuff here.  I'll help; no lifting, no dieting, no sense of reality, no meds, no color, no razor, no sense of fashion, no clue, no education and no brains.  Hope that helps explain why you look so bad.  Also, have you discovered something new.  How will you pump up your fat to look better.  And god tell us what kind of oil are you using. 
Vince you still are the Getbig comedian of choice.

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Okay Vince, I see what coul be a problem with you.  You say things but people might misinterpret what you are actually saying.  So I will help (since you need it badly) to explain what you have wrote. 

When I was on the sauce many years ago and doing Mentzer's Heavy Duty, I actually did  2 reps for 395 pounds at my best.  What you should have said and probably honestly forgot was.  It was BBQ sauce you were talking about.  And you forgot to put leg press 395 for 2 reps.  I did attempt 415 but couldn't get it back up.  Never did quite reach the 400 pound mark.  I trained very heavy when I was corrections officer because you need that kind of brute strength to get the job done.  Now, you accidently put "trained very heavy" when it should say "was very heavy".  Honest mistake.  Oh and you forgot the word "blow" before "job".  Another honest mistake.   Also consider that I was solid 237 pounds at the time.  Opps another typo.  "Solid" should have said "fat and rolly"

I don't lift that heavy anymore due to arthritis and back and neck problems. See now this makes it sound like you actually lifted heavy.  When we all know just getting out of bed doesn't count for lifting heavy.  If it did I would be the strongest man on earth.   I now maintain moderate reps for pounds.  I keep my bench at 225 and work more now on repetition rather than maxing out.  I also incorporate a lot of machines rather than free weights.  My training program is almost the same as Chick's.  Now, now comparing you to Chick makes it sound  like yo actually lift weights and you have some muscle.  I think you meant to say "you lifted like a chick".  I mean with those breast and smooth body fat you could easily pass for an overweight gym newbie. 

And don't judge the pictures as to what I look like.  I did that picture which no pump, no posing oil, or anything.  My next pictures I'll do after a gym session so you'll see what I would look like onstage.  Now you really forgot allot stuff here.  I'll help; no lifting, no dieting, no sense of reality, no meds, no color, no razor, no sense of fashion, no clue, no education and no brains.  Hope that helps explain why you look so bad.  Also, have you discovered something new.  How will you pump up your fat to look better.  And god tell us what kind of oil are you using. 
Vince you still are the Getbig comedian of choice.


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Okay Vince, I see what coul be a problem with you.  You say things but people might misinterpret what you are actually saying.  So I will help (since you need it badly) to explain what you have wrote. 

When I was on the sauce many years ago and doing Mentzer's Heavy Duty, I actually did  2 reps for 395 pounds at my best.  What you should have said and probably honestly forgot was.  It was BBQ sauce you were talking about.  And you forgot to put leg press 395 for 2 reps.  I did attempt 415 but couldn't get it back up.  Never did quite reach the 400 pound mark.  I trained very heavy when I was corrections officer because you need that kind of brute strength to get the job done.  Now, you accidently put "trained very heavy" when it should say "was very heavy".  Honest mistake.  Oh and you forgot the word "blow" before "job".  Another honest mistake.   Also consider that I was solid 237 pounds at the time.  Opps another typo.  "Solid" should have said "fat and rolly"

I don't lift that heavy anymore due to arthritis and back and neck problems. See now this makes it sound like you actually lifted heavy.  When we all know just getting out of bed doesn't count for lifting heavy.  If it did I would be the strongest man on earth.   I now maintain moderate reps for pounds.  I keep my bench at 225 and work more now on repetition rather than maxing out.  I also incorporate a lot of machines rather than free weights.  My training program is almost the same as Chick's.  Now, now comparing you to Chick makes it sound  like yo actually lift weights and you have some muscle.  I think you meant to say "you lifted like a chick".  I mean with those breast and smooth body fat you could easily pass for an overweight gym newbie. 

And don't judge the pictures as to what I look like.  I did that picture which no pump, no posing oil, or anything.  My next pictures I'll do after a gym session so you'll see what I would look like onstage.  Now you really forgot allot stuff here.  I'll help; no lifting, no dieting, no sense of reality, no meds, no color, no razor, no sense of fashion, no clue, no education and no brains.  Hope that helps explain why you look so bad.  Also, have you discovered something new.  How will you pump up your fat to look better.  And god tell us what kind of oil are you using. 
Vince you still are the Getbig comedian of choice.





A lot of talk from some no-namer talking behind a keyboard.


You can come visit my gym whenever I'm around and work in with me.  I'll put your ass under the table.  Even though I use lower weights, I do a lot of reps......lots of reps.   
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A lot of talk from some no-namer talking behind a keyboard.

I know.  Has anyone even heard of this "onlyme" character?  Probably some anonymous 15-year old kid with no real-life experience in the industry, I'd bet.

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I know.  Has anyone even heard of this "onlyme" character?  Probably some anonymous 15-year old kid with no real-life experience in the industry, I'd bet.

LOL!
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A lot of talk from some no-namer talking behind a keyboard.


You can come visit my gym whenever I'm around and work in with me.  I'll put your ass under the table.  Even though I use lower weights, I do a lot of reps......lots of reps.   

Not true at all!!  It would be damn hard to type when situated behind a keyboard.

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A lot of talk from some no-namer talking behind a keyboard.


You can come visit my gym whenever I'm around and work in with me.  I'll put your ass under the table.  Even though I use lower weights, I do a lot of reps......lots of reps.   

I would honestly love to work out in your gym. If you are even 50% of what you are like on here, I think it would be very interesting. If anyone is ever in his area, please take him up on this kind of offer. First, we could have confirmation he exists, and second, we could see if he is anything like what he is on here. I really hope someone gets to do this.

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I know.  Has anyone even heard of this "onlyme" character?  Probably some anonymous 15-year old kid with no real-life experience in the industry, I'd bet.


Whether he's well known or not in the industry I honestly don't give a shit. He's never met me before in person and doesn't know a damn thing about me, my business, or etc.


Only 3 people from the discussion board have came up to me at the shows to chat.  That's really it.  I always let everyone know what show I'll be attending so if anyone has a problem with me, they can take it up with me, face to face. 
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Whether he's well known or not in the industry I honestly don't give a shit. He's never met me before in person and doesn't know a damn thing about me, my business, or etc.


Only 3 people from the discussion board have came up to me at the shows to chat.  That's really it.  I always let everyone know what show I'll be attending so if anyone has a problem with me, they can take it up with me, face to face. 

You'd probably beat the crap out of 99.7% of members here.

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You'd probably beat the crap out of 99.7% of members here.

Maybe that is why nobody has reported it? Maybe Vince "disposed" of the evidence? Or frightened them so severely, he was able to make them promise to never speak of it to anyone, ever? I am starting to think it is better nobody meets with him, we might lose some more board members. :'(

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Gear users and those interested, the choice is yours.  You *could* listen to those who are both intelligent about this subject and who have a lot of practical experience.

Or

You could listen to Vince