Even with all the junk food I was eating, still didn't look like Fat Albert or Luther Vandross like everyone is saying.
BTW, if you're going to use photo-morphed pictures of me. I may as well show some of yours..... 
No need to post pictures of your mother Vince. We know where you got your good looks.
BTW, liar liar pants on fire...you know that picture is not morphed.
Also, what is the time difference between these two pictures anyway?