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[Phantom Spunker]

Re: Relationship advice

Shit with the door open. I did it this morning and changed the whole dynamic of my home…assert your dominance!

Also, make her flush it

Bench

She’ll be gone in a week

Stench

[wes]

irishdave and bench = 2 board legends!!

[Rambone]

[Hulkotron]

Bhanky De Milo

[Hulkotron]

I’ve finally got out of my garage gym after more than 10 years and decided to go to a public gym again.  There are some annoying fuckers , a lot of ugly fat chicks but also some fine pussy sprinkled about.  There’s this one chick I’ve seen a few times that I’m enamored with.  She wears headphones. Works out alone and does some serious weight training.  She doesn’t mess around or socialize with anyone. How do you approach a gym girl wearing headphones who actually works out and don’t come off as creepy? I’d love to chat her up but I don’t know how these chicks today handle guys coming up to them. 

We’ve made eye contact a couple times but not long enough for me to read her.  She seems to just want to keep to herself.

Would love to hear some serious tips.

I would just play it cool

Be polite, say hello to her in passing or nod hello.  That's all.

If she's interested she'll let you know.

She's aware of you already.

That's such a betacuck move.

She's in a room with a bunch of horny alpha males, clearly she wants it bad.

You have to make it clear you have the biggest dick in the room.

Post a video on Tiktok of you working out beside her, make it clear and loud that you have an 8 inch cock.

Get a logbook, mark down her work out routines and times. Make it clear you're courageous brave and powerful, don't let her think you're gonna back down like a beta.

Find her outside the gym, catch her off guard, to show her your true wit and cunning.

If you're not committed to be a courageous beast to slay the dragon and take the virgin, maybe fucking chicks at the gym is a bad idea.

[Phantom Spunker]

Re: Getbiggers have any tips on how to meet girl in gym?

I used to fuck 100 girls during Spring break and have threesomes with air hostesses, but somehow I’ve forgotten how to talk to women

So I finally got out of my garage gym after more than 10 years and decided to go to a public gym again the last few weeks.  There are some annoying fuckers there, a lot of ugly fat chicks but also some fine pussy sprinkled about.  There’s this one chick I’ve seen a few times that I’m enamoured with.  She wears headphones. Works out alone and does some serious weight training.  She doesn’t mess around or socialise with anyone but I can read between the lines:  I think she might be trying to source cock

But I decided not to try chat her up - I don’t know how these chicks today handle guys coming up to them without the guy coming off as creepy.  We’ve made eye contact a couple times but not long enough for me to read her.  She seems to just want to keep to herself

So at first I just played it cool.  I was polite, said hello to her in passing, nodded hello.  That’s all.  I figured that if she was interested she'd let me know – I mean, she’s aware of me already, right?

But that wasn’t working.

So I decided to get a logbook and conspicuously mark down her work out routines and times.  I wanted to make it clear to her that I’m courageous brave and powerful, and she shouldn’t think I’m gonna back down like some beta cuck.  I also confronted her outside the gym a few times, catching her off guard to show her my true wit and cunning

Then I started wearing ultra thin cycling shorts with no underpants and kept training besides her with a chub-on.  This culminated with me posting a video on TikTok of me working out beside her, making it loud and clear that I have a legit 6.45 inch cock and I’m nearing 32,000 posts on GetBig

I mean, even if she decides to fuck me, it's not like she cleansed her snatch in the hours leading up to her workout, right?  For all I know she just had wicked diarrhoea shits.  There are certain unwritten rules in our society:  Women don’t talk about having diarrhoea shits, and we don't sniff about inside the gym.  Besides, it’s only rape if she coat-hangers my love child and becomes difficult to find – otherwise it’s just deep and powerful Jungian shadow sex...

I’ll let you know how I get on...

[FitnessFrenzy]

Blaha is roommates with this girl that murdered her boyfriend -

https://www.khou.com/article/news/crime/hcso-woman-charged-with-murder-after-fatally-shooting-boyfriend/285-6f8830fd-f697-4315-adf8-3ab314d27771 .

He's scared of her, and sometimes she does weird things off camera (dope sick? perhaps.) -

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But other than that, he isn't worth following outside of the clip channels. Just a garbage channel even for laughs now. He must really need money though, as he's back doing lives almost every day and he hated those.

[Phantom Spunker]

Re: Bhanky's new house

Interviewer: Hello Mr Hankins, would you like to come in?
Bri: uhh yeah thanks
Interviewer: Would you like some coffee or tea before we begin?
Bri: uhh no thanks
Interviewer: So, this is mostly a formality. This is a volunteer coach job for three hours a week, working with disadvantaged youths. You pretty much have the job, we were very impressed by your references, particularly John Cooper's.
Bri: uhh yeah thanks
Interviewer: Ok... what makes you a good fit for this job?
Bri: uhh I mean I can deadlift 500lbs and squat 405 and no matter what some people say about  me on the internet you may have noticed if you have done a google search on me if you havent dont worry about it i actually did brench press 225 for 15 good solid reps full range of motion stable as a motherfuc... excuse me really stable good solid reps
Interviewer: Ok..
Bri: i have a ton of knowledge i wrestled when i was a kid i have competed in MMA i have done bodybuilding shows i have raced cars i lived in maui i think i am the perfect fit for this job i mean who else would you hire also i love working with kids and i was a kid myself at one time
Interviewer: Erm... ok...
Bri: again by all means check my background you will see i am of impeccable character i competed in mma bodybuilding shows i love the outdoors i love working with children some people say i am like a child myself so i know how children think i am awesome that way
Interviewer: Mr Hankins, can I -
Bri: and regardless what those bitches at getbig say its all lies i never hit my ex wife those were false charges if you see mugshots of me online dont worry about it i was never convicted of anything in this particular county this is very important i have no charges here in this county also not in the county next to this one did i mention i also did mma i mean of course i am the best fit for this job just ask coop i mean thsoe sons of bitches at scn did not validate my world record and i was a little bit pissed off about it if i see that rancid old man i was beat his fucking brains in how dare he do that to me after all this effort that pussy ass bitch
Interviewer: Mr Hankins, please this is not acceptab-
Bri: and wes can go suck a dick and jeff too i have more muscle than frank zane have you seen what jeff looks like i would go to england to compete in a show but there is this guy 38 who told me he would carve up my face i mean normally i don't give two fucks about threats who is this guy to threaten me but actually i think it was a bit serious so i am not going to england anytime soon fuck england anwyay have you seen their fucking teeth i mean these pussy ass bitches fuck with me all day long it never stops and it drives me crazy i mean noone wants to join my bench press scorecard those pussy ass bitches
Interviewer: Tyrone, get in here! Mr Hankins, I think you should meet Tyrone our security guy, he will talk things out with you. Please follow Tyrone.
Bri: Those pussy ass bitches

[FitnessFrenzy]

3,1,2,4

A tranny, a retard and two lesbians walk into a bar.....

Is that octopus Greta's service animal?  I would think that she'd want something more environmentally friendly, like a rock.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Taxes Seem to Get More Complicated Every Year......

Just finished mine a few hours ago....even with Turbo Tax , the tax code is meant to just fuck with business owners.

You can take like 250k in losses per entity and have like 3 different business entities to offset any actual personal income from a job or investments. Additionally, you can depreciate everything having businesses is how you avoid paying taxes.

I wrote this in February, you know...🙄

This gets funnier if you imagine Vince getting ready to toss Hankins off a roof right before he blurs it out.

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[wes]

As a man, I'm flesh and blood. I can be ignored. I can be destroyed. But as a symbol, as a symbol I can be incorruptible, I can be everlasting.

There is an idea of BHANK

You guys keep talking shit I am just going to keep training.

[Royalty]

“There is an idea of BHANK“

That quote was blatantly stolen from “American Psycho”

“There’s an idea of a Patrick Bateman”

[Royalty]

[Taffin]

Dude...

Seriously...

You know we're Bro's right?

But now you're posting Brian in the the best of thread..?  Not only do you keep saying you're ignoring him, and asking others to do the same, and then continuing to be the number 1 responder to him - but now you're actually praising him..!?!?

[Hulkotron]

This thread needs to be more tightly curated.

[SOMEPARTS]

[Rambone]

^nice thread save! Wes has BDS

[beakdoctor]

If that clown weighs as much as he says he does, his head must be a foot and a half wide. wide.

[Hulkotron]

Lots of tensions running high among getbiggers lately.

Definitely post-Olympia stress for me; we all know the guy with armpit tits should have been marked down. But also, I don't take kindly to disrespect. Least of all from a wince-inducing combination of X Factor and Howard whose entire post history consists of constant cheap shots at easy targets like Shizzo, and endless repetitions of 'I was in the Corps!! I'm a high-flying businessman!! I'm a stickler for grammar because of my superior intellect!! I only hire the best!! My wife is the hottest!! We have a lake house!!'

Marvin is a human jukebox with the same shit song on repeat. All of this gaudy self-help 'look at me' shit is blatantly a cover for the fact that he's here to sniff out young lad's cocks. Referring to guys as 'cats' and telling them how he'd love to have a beer with them, lol. Closet bender of peace.

The only way I'd have a beer with that freakshow is so I could spike it with a load of Quaaludes then give his sex-starved Black wife the consensual shagging of her life in front of him while he's are paralyzed and screaming out 'Laquisha, nooo! Baby, please! I still love you in other ways!! I'll go to conversion therapy, I swear!!'

[illuminati]

Brian why is it you look very similar when 'completely clean' as you do when boat loading your various meds.

if we believe you- which nobody does- but if we did why do you insist on taking gear when you don't gain any size on it? You aren't progressing at all.
I am also amazed that a wrestler of your pedigree didn't get the job he went for, Perhaps you are as Big  a k hu nt in real life as on here. 
I wish you every failure and illness until your eventual long overdue death on May 8th next year. Unilt then may every day be a disappointment and may your son find a decent man to look up to.

Great Post

 

[oldtimer1]

What's the source of his money? He lives large and even when moving lives large. He doesn't appear to have a job. Family money?

[joswift]

What's the source of his money? He lives large and even when moving lives large. He doesn't appear to have a job. Family money?

his father left it to him and his brother but Brian stole it all

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Sam Sulek - freak genetics

What does Sam do to maintain his complexion?

No showers and herpes

[Taffin]

I'm bringing my Pyrex glassware with color coded lids (only use the "liter" sizes because it's the best way to measure for a monster like me). Will have three servings of grass-fed ground beef (rinsed of course), sweet potatoes (no butter or brown sugar) and wala wala onions.

I have 3 liters of ionized bottled water, in which i will drink exactly 100ML every 14 minutes throughout the first meal. Don't want to over saturate the proteins and stall out digestion.

Will be using my onetouch blood glucose monitoring system to ensure my BS levels are stable throughout the meal. Blasting 30iu of LOG 17.2 minutes before each meal.

After meal 1 myself and Uncle Rob (not associated with big Rob and his bushes) will be doing "towel pulls" back and forth in the living room, activating the lats and preparing the mind muscle connection to enhance the absorbtion of protein for meal 2.

Keep the abs tight at all times.

After meal 2 i will slow down my water intake to 100ML every 9.4 minutes, further increasing the dynamic loading of water molecules to "aid" digestion, but not speed it up too fast to miss the "anabolic window" and LOG peak exactly 31 minutes after ingesting the first bite of grass fed beef (rinsed of course).

Before meal 3 i will be bare chested (freshly shaved with clippers only, i'm going for the muscle bear look this fall) to help cool down from all the anabolism i have created. To really peak on meal 3 i will go into the basement and inject 100mg of Test P and 50mg of Tren A, followed up by 5iu's of GH that i kept cool in my Igloo cooler with "cool packs" that were kept at exactly 42d F, to activate the best GH serum levels post injection. Slam another 30iu of LOG and proceed to arm wrestle all the kids under 15, to make sure i don't overwork myself or bruise any "tendons". Risky move i know, but it's been a family tradition ever since we all watched Predator together when it was released on VHS. I'm always Arnold and the kids take turns being Carl Weathers, since the BLM movement they feel empowered by being the "black man", go figure. Last year my nephew argued that Carl had better vascularity and tricep / bicep separation, this prompted a four hour long conversation on concentration curls and "feeling the muscle" and envisioning the muscle as a mountain. He won't speak on this again, i owned him pretty bad.

Breeze through meal 3. My desert will be Isopure vanilla whey (2 scoops in ionized water). While sipping desert i will stand over the warm apple pie to get a fragrance boost, enhancing the serotonin receptors which aids in digestion (this is a theory my guru told me about).

At this point i will need a 3 hour nap before the drive home, to make sure everything is absorbed effectively and nothing is wasted. Will rise the following morning at 4:15am to do wind sprints across the backyard (King style).

I'm going to be fucking swole and blow the fuck up (from within).

Happy Thanksgaining boys!

[LurkerNoMore]

Being 5’2” is not cool regardless of the physique.👎

Classic!!!    LOL!