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Wow. Very sad video. At first he's in denial, then reality sets in.(7:36)
:-[
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GoFundMe coming.
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Wow. Very sad video. At first he's in denial, then reality sets in.(7:36)
:-[
Vaccine related?
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Beat me to it - just saw it on Generation Iron
Can't say I'm surprised - he suddenly downsized was it last year? Maybe the year before... then slowly his size crept back up
Craig Golias is shitting himself in the comments - reckons that's it for him, he's pulling right back down to TRT level... hmm.... we'll see
I supposed the question now is whether this turns out like Fletcher or Meadows... :-\
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"A few years back, I had a medical, they mentioned something about my heart... I ignored it, y'know..."
(smh)
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He needs to form a nutrition cocoon before permanent damage sets in.
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Worst thing(s) you can do when a doctor tells you that you have heart problems :
1- ignore it
2- carry high levels of body weight. Either fat or muscle.
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Worst thing(s) you can do when a doctor tells you that you have heart problems :
1- ignore it
2- carry high levels of body weight. Either fat or muscle.
No offense lurker but I think Kali knows what he is doing.
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I think everyone who watches his channel knew this was coming but it's still very sad.
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Beat me to it - just saw it on Generation Iron
Can't say I'm surprised - he suddenly downsized was it last year? Maybe the year before... then slowly his size crept back up
Craig Golias is shitting himself in the comments - reckons that's it for him, he's pulling right back down to TRT level... hmm.... we'll see
I supposed the question now is whether this turns out like Fletcher or Meadows... :-\
Golias will be 39 in May, so he should consider slowing down. Doubt any of the big guys stop though. What else can can they do? That was the problem with Rhoden, he had no other options. That’s why he was pushing 300 at 46.
Kali seems to realize just how fucking lucky he was. Hopefully he learns. He has gets residuals and has money coming in. Maybe he can use this to open some people’s eyes.
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No offense lurker but I think Kali knows what he is doing.
(http://i.postimg.cc/nMbDTNBz/giphy.gif)
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Beat me to it - just saw it on Generation Iron
Can't say I'm surprised - he suddenly downsized was it last year? Maybe the year before... then slowly his size crept back up
Craig Golias is shitting himself in the comments - reckons that's it for him, he's pulling right back down to TRT level... hmm.... we'll see
I supposed the question now is whether this turns out like Fletcher or Meadows... :-\
Taffin can you please put this in your hospital thread, unfortunately it’ll be 100 pages before you know it.
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No offense lurker but I think Kali knows what he is doing.
Oh for sure.
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A lot of weird things going on in the world of bodybuilding. All of a sudden, bodybuilders are dropping left and right.
I wonder what could be going on.
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According to bhanky it has nothing to do with bbing or drugs, people have heart attacks all the time around 35 years and up
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Dr. Tells him to get checked out but he thought it was just dr.'s wanting money....to dumb to take professional advice and too vain to get off the gas. Early bets he will be in the deadpool 2022?
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Literally right before heart attack, as he says he just went to the dentist yesterday at 0:17. Walking around, test driving cars. had no idea what was happening.
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(http://i.postimg.cc/nMbDTNBz/giphy.gif)
Throw his pic in the hospital pics thread Taffy.
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what if bodybuilders REALLY didn't eat "clean" all the time - saturated fat, cholesterol wrecking foods, high levels of meat, blood thick as snot 24/7 pumping thru veins making them swell up like garden hoses, heart working harder than you ever have in the gym just to get blood to your fckn feet
if I had to guess the ones who have "heart problems' would typically be ~200lb men on a good day in a regular life, John meadows looks like he would have owned/manged a Radio Shack or the electronics section in a Best Buy, Shawn Rhoden apparently had heart attacks and didn't tell anyone another dude who would prob be 175lbs if he never took an anabolic - so if you're a regular type dude who uses absorbent amounts of gas just to impress people around you would just laugh and post menial shit after you die for them
You'd think Kali muscle would be more concerned abut his new wife, kid ,and numerous cars he posts about - but who would he be without the gas??
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Literally right before heart attack, as he says he just went to the dentist yesterday at 0:17. Walking around, test driving cars. had no idea what was happening.
He has millions from what? Schmoeing?
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A lot of weird things going on in the world of bodybuilding. All of a sudden, bodybuilders are dropping left and right.
I wonder what could be going on.
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Agreed, brother. I think it boils down to even flies can only eat so much shit before they turn to crap themselves.
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Agreed, brother. I think it boils down to even flies can only eat so much shit before they turn to crap themselves.
That's profound.
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That's profound.
Well thank you, my brother! My mother taught me that one although it was worded a lot nicer when she said it and it had more to do with children that would make fun of me. ;D
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He has millions from what? Schmoeing?
I have no idea but apparently the dude has money
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I have no idea but apparently the dude has money
Brutal if true.
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He has millions from what? Schmoeing?
He had a shitty supplement line.
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No offense lurker but I think Kali knows what he is doing.
Apparently not according to Taffins quote above.
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He needs to up the dose on the hyphy mud.
Anyone have the clip of the romano interview?
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No offense but why not just be natty?
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No offense but why not just be natty?
Bro
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Bro
What's wrong?
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I just searched for Kali Tussle's net worth:
Rеаl Nаmе/Full Nаmе Сhuсk “Каlі Мuѕсlе” Кіrkеndаll
Nісk Nаmе/Сеlеbrаtеd Nаmе: Каlі Мuѕсlе
Віrth Рlасе: Оаklаnd, Саlіfоrnіа, Unіtеd Ѕtаtеѕ
Dаtе Оf Віrth/Віrthdау: 18 Fеbruаrу 1975
Аgе/Ноw Оld: 46 уеаrѕ оld
Неіght/Ноw Таll: Іn Сеntіmеtrеѕ – 178 сm
Іn Fееt аnd Іnсhеѕ – 6′ 2″
Wеіght: Іn Кіlоgrаmѕ – 110 Кg
Іn Роundѕ – 230 lbѕ
Еуе Соlоr: Вluе
Наіr Соlоr: Вlоndе
Раrеntѕ Nаmе: Fаthеr – N/А
Моthеr – N/А
Ѕіblіngѕ: 2 Ѕіblіngѕ
Ѕсhооl: N/А
Соllеgе: N/А
Rеlіgіоn: Сhrіѕtіаn
Nаtіоnаlіtу: Аmеrісаn
Zоdіас Ѕіgn: Аquаrіuѕ
Gеndеr: Маlе
Ѕехuаl Оrіеntаtіоn: Ѕtrаіght
Маrіtаl Ѕtаtuѕ: Маrrіеd
Gіrlfrіеnd: N/А
Wіfе/Ѕроuѕе Nаmе: Неlеnа Vlаdіѕаvlјеvіс [2016 –рrеѕеnt]
Кіdѕ/Сhіldrеn Nаmе: Вrооkе Тауlоr Кіrkеndаll аnd Каlі Мuѕсlе Кіrkеndаll ІІ
Рrоfеѕѕіоn: Fаmоuѕ Аmеrісаn bоdуbuіldеr, асtоr, mоtіvаtіоnаl ѕреаkеr, аnd рhіlаnthrоріѕt
Nеt Wоrth: $5 Міllіоn
Lаѕt Uрdаtеd: Nоvеmbеr 2021
https://mddailyrecord.com/kali-muscle-net-worth-girlfriend-wife-kids-height-weight-age-gay-bio-2021-2022-2023
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My nikka
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Worst thing(s) you can do when a doctor tells you that you have heart problems :
1- ignore it
2- carry high levels of body weight. Either fat or muscle.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a9/7c/02/a97c02c04f2fc1848b0f6fbc017971ca.jpg)
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Worst thing(s) you can do when a doctor tells you that you have heart problems :
1- ignore it
2- carry high levels of body weight. Either fat or muscle.
or continue to take huge amounts of steroids
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No offense but why not just be natty?
Nah, that's no fun. This is Getbig...so get big, no matter the cost.
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Most likely genetic.
He's been training a long time.
Works hard in the gym and eats plenty of grass fed beef (rinsed of course) and wala wala onions.
His dedication to the iron is unmatched. He has been training "full time" for decades.
It's not the roids. I doubt he takes more than 300mg of Test every 7 days and a few Dbols a week. He has an amazing "genetic response" to the gear.
He has those African genetics and trains "intense" like a "warrior".
We'd all be as big as him if we ate like him and trained "hard" for decades.
PIP
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Works hard in the gym and eats plenty of grass fed beef (rinsed of course) and wala wala onions.
Always cracks me up LOL ;D
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Baboon prick deserves for not collabing with the M'Lord >:(
5:10 onwards is gold ;D
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Taffin can you please put this in your hospital thread, unfortunately it’ll be 100 pages before you know it.
Throw his pic in the hospital pics thread Taffy.
Done :-\
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No offense but why not just be natty?
I don't think these guys can, their whole identity is wrapped around their gear usage.
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A lot of weird things going on in the world of bodybuilding. All of a sudden, bodybuilders are dropping left and right.
I wonder what could be going on.
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Definitely something is going on. It's getting to be every couple of days now.
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I just searched for Kali Tussle's net worth:
Rеаl Nаmе/Full Nаmе Сhuсk “Каlі Мuѕсlе” Кіrkеndаll
Nісk Nаmе/Сеlеbrаtеd Nаmе: Каlі Мuѕсlе
Віrth Рlасе: Оаklаnd, Саlіfоrnіа, Unіtеd Ѕtаtеѕ
Dаtе Оf Віrth/Віrthdау: 18 Fеbruаrу 1975
Аgе/Ноw Оld: 46 уеаrѕ оld
Неіght/Ноw Таll: Іn Сеntіmеtrеѕ – 178 сm
Іn Fееt аnd Іnсhеѕ – 6′ 2″
Wеіght: Іn Кіlоgrаmѕ – 110 Кg
Іn Роundѕ – 230 lbѕ
Еуе Соlоr: Вluе
Наіr Соlоr: Вlоndе
Раrеntѕ Nаmе: Fаthеr – N/А
Моthеr – N/А
Ѕіblіngѕ: 2 Ѕіblіngѕ
Ѕсhооl: N/А
Соllеgе: N/А
Rеlіgіоn: Сhrіѕtіаn
Nаtіоnаlіtу: Аmеrісаn
Zоdіас Ѕіgn: Аquаrіuѕ
Gеndеr: Маlе
Ѕехuаl Оrіеntаtіоn: Ѕtrаіght
Маrіtаl Ѕtаtuѕ: Маrrіеd
Gіrlfrіеnd: N/А
Wіfе/Ѕроuѕе Nаmе: Неlеnа Vlаdіѕаvlјеvіс [2016 –рrеѕеnt]
Кіdѕ/Сhіldrеn Nаmе: Вrооkе Тауlоr Кіrkеndаll аnd Каlі Мuѕсlе Кіrkеndаll ІІ
Рrоfеѕѕіоn: Fаmоuѕ Аmеrісаn bоdуbuіldеr, асtоr, mоtіvаtіоnаl ѕреаkеr, аnd рhіlаnthrоріѕt
Nеt Wоrth: $5 Міllіоn
Lаѕt Uрdаtеd: Nоvеmbеr 2021
https://mddailyrecord.com/kali-muscle-net-worth-girlfriend-wife-kids-height-weight-age-gay-bio-2021-2022-2023
Calling bullshit on height of 6’2. I’m sure I’ve read he is 5’9-5’10” before.
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Calling bullshit on height of 6’2. I’m sure I’ve read he is 5’9-5’10” before.
Dude is like 5foot7 tops
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Dude is like 5foot7 tops
Same as you, bro.
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Nah, that's no fun. This is Getbig...so get big, no matter the cost.
Bro...
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Dude is like 5foot7 tops
Yes I think so too he looks short af next to Rich Piana
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Same as you, bro.
Yeah that would bother me expect I have been documented by the US Army at 70.75 inches which is above average and actually tall for bodybuilding so it doesn't
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Chuck Basher was 5,6". Kali probably taller since he usually has shoes on.
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Most likely genetic.
He's been training a long time.
Works hard in the gym and eats plenty of grass fed beef (rinsed of course) and wala wala onions.
His dedication to the iron is unmatched. He has been training "full time" for decades.
It's not the roids. I doubt he takes more than 300mg of Test every 7 days and a few Dbols a week. He has an amazing "genetic response" to the gear.
He has those African genetics and trains "intense" like a "warrior".
We'd all be as big as him if we ate like him and trained "hard" for decades.
PIP
:D ;D
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This fella made a video of himself shitting on the toilet. All you need to know.
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Can't say I'm surprised - he suddenly downsized was it last year? Maybe the year before... then slowly his size crept back up
Forgive the self-quote, but it was actually more like 3 years ago he suddenly panicked and dropped the weight
You can see here how low he went before the siren song of the needle drew him relentlessly back towards the rocky shores of Swole Island...💀
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A lot of weird things going on in the world of bodybuilding. All of a sudden, bodybuilders are dropping left and right.
I wonder what could be going on.
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Covid Vaccines are my guess. I'm being serious.
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Forgive the self-quote, but it was actually more like 3 years ago he suddenly panicked and dropped the weight
You can see here how low he went before the siren song of the needle drew him relentlessly back towards the rocky shores of Swole Island...💀
"Swole Island...💀"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Can't breathe...Aaaaaaghhh! LOL!
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Covid Vaccines are my guess. I'm being serious.
How about just plain Covid itself being the most likely explanation for the dramatic increases we have seen in 2021: the infection itself compounding all other factors present in bodybuilders. Although I wonder about the vaccine as well. But my guess (I am not a medical expert) is that, on average, you are much better off WITH the vaccine than WITHOUT it. Have these recent autopsies revealed definitively whether Covid infection was present or not, or whether the bodybuilders had recent vaccines or not? If it this data were available, it would be worth looking at.
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Calling bullshit on height of 6’2. I’m sure I’ve read he is 5’9-5’10” before.
Well them stats say is fact that he be blonde and blue eyed so I would say he must be at least 6' 1" and 15/16" in height... ;D
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"Swole Island...💀"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Can't breathe...Aaaaaaghhh! LOL!
;D
Glad you enjoyed it, tbh I was thinking of you when the words flowed (no homo ;D)
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This just in:
Apparently Rhoden wasn't the only one ignoring warning signs- here's a clip of Kali taken a few days prior to the big one :-\
(http://i.postimg.cc/x8BR15rJ/kali-shake.gif)
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Forgive the self-quote, but it was actually more like 3 years ago he suddenly panicked and dropped the weight
You can see here how low he went before the siren song of the needle drew him relentlessly back towards the rocky shores of Swole Island...💀
Swole island,, nice!
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a9/7c/02/a97c02c04f2fc1848b0f6fbc017971ca.jpg)
That's because you are a dumb ass. Your fault. Not mine.
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Heme Iron?
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nothing to see here guys
just a stress related misshap
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That's because you are a dumb ass. Your fault. Not mine.
Signed, a Democrat voter. You can't be taken seriously with your posts about common sense.
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Its sad that Kali and Rhoden had heart attack but statistically speaking it's not that unusual for people to have heart attacks. We all have a very different health history. It doesn't mean everyone who lifts weights is going to have a heart attack. So everyone needs to settle down before promoting we all go vegan and take up Yoga
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Its sad that Kali and Rhoden had heart attack but statistically speaking it's not that unusual for people to have heart attacks. We all have a very different health history. It doesn't mean everyone who lifts weights is going to have a heart attack. So everyone needs to settle down before promoting we all go vegan and take up Yoga
you moron..
people who lift weights and ABUSE anabolics like yourself are more likely to have a heart attack.
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Covid Vaccines are my guess. I'm being serious.
Yes, nothing to do with steroids, absolutely nothing to do with steroids!!!
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Its sad that Kali and Rhoden had heart attack but statistically speaking it's not that unusual for people to have heart attacks. We all have a very different health history. It doesn't mean everyone who lifts weights is going to have a heart attack. So everyone needs to settle down before promoting we all go vegan and take up Yoga
You are in that demographic, 40+, lots of drugs, health issues all over
Not going to end well
A getbigger will take care of your kid, he doesn’t need to with an incompetent, women beating, insecure, imbecile
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you moron..
people who lift weights and ABUSE anabolic like yourself are more likely to have a heart attack.
That’s cause bhanky is an addict, addicts will do anything to dismiss the common trend here
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Signed, a Democrat voter. You can't be taken seriously with your posts about common sense.
Typed by a Trumpturd whiner. You wouldn't know common sense if it made you watch while it fucked your mom.
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You are in that demographic, 40+, lots of drugs, health issues all over
Not going to end well
A getbigger will take care of your kid, he doesn’t need to with an incompetent, women beating, insecure, imbecile
Bhanks saving grace is that he despite all the steroids, growth hormones and insulin still carries the mass of a natural long distance swimmer
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Yes, nothing to do with steroids, absolutely nothing to do with steroids!!!
Steroids have been a factor for as long as we can remember. Nothing new.
There has been an increase in the frequency of these events in the BB world, meaning something has changed. My guess is the vaccine. It's known to cause clotting and inflammation.
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Its sad that Kali and Rhoden had heart attack but statistically speaking it's not that unusual for people to have heart attacks. We all have a very different health history. It doesn't mean everyone who lifts weights is going to have a heart attack. So everyone needs to settle down before promoting we all go vegan and take up Yoga
34% greater mortality is a pretty big gap -
https://www.auajournals.org/doi/10.1016/j.juro.2016.02.336 .
(https://www.auajournals.org/cms/asset/6c9f6def-fe3f-483e-878e-bd2454f891e1/fx1.jpg) .
"The mean age within the study cohort was 47.5 years (range 25.0-81.7) and mean age during competitive years was 24.6 years (range 18-47). Of the 597 bodybuilders with mortality data, 58 (9.7%) were reported dead and 539 living. Only 40 deaths were expected in this population based on age-matched data, yielding a standardized mortality rate (95% confidence interval) of 1.34 (1.10-1.88) for these competitors, which is higher than in the general population. The mean age of death was 47.7 years (range 26.6-75.4), and no significant difference in mortality rates was observed above the age of 50 (Figure 1). "
"CONCLUSIONS: Mortality rates of bodybuilders within the cohort were 34% higher than those in an age-matched general U.S. male population. The cause of this increased mortality is currently unclear, but supports the possibility that the use of performance enhancing drugs and the unique competitive training (e.g. extreme weight changes) may contribute to deaths among younger professional bodybuilders. Current work is focused on determining cause of death by linkage to the National Death Index."
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Typed by a Trumpturd whiner. You wouldn't know common sense if it made you watch while it fucked your mom.
She's dead, like Straw's your sense of humor.
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Steroids have been a factor for as long as we can remember. Nothing new.
There has been an increase in the frequency of these events in the BB world, meaning something has changed. My guess is the vaccine. It's known to cause clotting and inflammation.
Meadows has/had Health issues, heart problems before Any vaccines, he was a walking time bomb
Rhoden, wasn’t vaccinated, if I remember throughout his career he was very small off-season, he would grow into shows, lately he has been walking around at 300 off season, and him being 46, wasn’t going to end well
Everything in bbing happening is an increase in all dosages, and careless protocols, diuretics, GH, insulin, much more than any decade
People can deny all they want but bodies are going to continue piling up more than decades past
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Meadows has/had Health issues, heart problems before Any vaccines, he was a walking time bomb
Rhoden, wasn’t vaccinated, if I remember throughout his career he was very small off-season, he would grow into shows, lately he has been walking around at 300 off season, and him being 46, wasn’t going to end well
Everything in bbing happening is an increase in all dosages, and careless protocols, diuretics, GH, insulin, much more than any decade
People can deny all they want but bodies are going to continue piling up more than decades past
Protocols . . . . . . . . ::) ::) ::)
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She's dead, like Straw's your sense of humor.
Is that deader than your Trumpy loving braincells? Both of them?
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Its sad that Kali and Rhoden had heart attack but statistically speaking it's not that unusual for people to have heart attacks. We all have a very different health history. It doesn't mean everyone who lifts weights is going to have a heart attack. So everyone needs to settle down before promoting we all go vegan and take up Yoga
Like always, you are completely off subject.
Not a single person is saying bodybuilding is bad for your health.
It's the high amounts of gear/drugs and food for extended periods of time.
Your day is coming too.
Hopefully sooner rather than later.
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Like always, you are completely off subject.
Not a single person is saying bodybuilding is bad for your health.
It's the high amounts of gear/drugs and food for extended periods of time.
Your day is coming too.
Hopefully sooner rather than later.
I am so hard I can't be faded
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Bhanks saving grace is that he despite all the steroids, growth hormones and insulin still carries the mass of a natural long distance swimmer
Not entirely accurate but yes it is the added weight these guys carry more than anything else that puts stress on the system. Luckily my total cholesterol is only 137 and like you said I am not 300lbs. But my weight fluctuates and absolutely you can feel your heart working harder when you are 20lbs heavier.
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I am so hard I can't be faded
Do you think all your health problems will get better with age?
Like a fine wine?
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Too much hyphy mud.
Too many pricks.
Too many (meat) injections.
Hopefully Chuck Badger will be saved from his life of sin.
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What I don't get is that every IFBB pro wants to be ripped and huge well in to their 40's ...
I remember back in the fall 1989 , Frank Zane at age 47, was ripped , but around 170 lbs at 5'9" and that was a big deal (back then) ...
Rhoden at about same height and age as Zane was pushing 300 lbs
Can you sign me some Roelly Winklaar for this Xmas ?
WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BoNaC
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I am so hard I can't be faded
too bad your hairline thinks otherwise
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is there any sport where you can continue to look the same into your 40s-50s?
not sure why bodybuilding would be the exception - especially when people talk about Dexter being some gem - I get it but he's just the exception
47 is bodybuilding seems to be like the 27 in music artists in the 70s/and Jesus was 27 I think , anyway, seems like being healthy is a NORM, something normal people do by not overconsuming ANYTHING in life - drugs, food, attention, plastic trophies, admiration from gay men
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is there any sport where you can continue to look the same into your 40s-50s?
not sure why bodybuilding would be the exception - especially when people talk about Dexter being some gem - I get it but he's just the exception
47 is bodybuilding seems to be like the 27 in music artists in the 70s/and Jesus was 27 I think , anyway, seems like being healthy is a NORM, something normal people do by not overconsuming ANYTHING in life - drugs, food, attention, plastic trophies, admiration from gay men
Bodybuilders try to look big .lean and dense as they age ....and they manage to do so , because its about upping the dose ... Plain and simple
I mean, in MLB, take Albert Pujols he is 41, and could probably hit 25 HRs if he's allowed to play an entire season ( not anywhere the HRs he hit when he was younger) but he is still somewhat competitive among younger opponents/rivals...
In Bodybuilding Sadly you are your OWN enemy; Cali Muscle,J. Meadows, Piana, Rhoden etc all of them in their late 40's not competing and yet they're putting the same toxic shit in to their bodies as they did when they were in their 20's .
WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Bodybuilders try to look big .lean and dense as they age ....and they manage to do so , because its about upping the dose ... Plain and simple
I mean, in MLB, take Albert Pujols he is 41, and could probably hit 25 HRs if he's allowed to play an entire season ( not anywhere the HRs he hit when he was younger) but he is still somewhat competitive among younger opponents/rivals...
In Bodybuilding Sadly you are your OWN enemy; Cali Muscle,J. Meadows, Piana, Rhoden etc all of them in their late 40's not competing and yet they're putting the same toxic shit in to their bodies as they did when they were in their 20's .
WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Just take up bowling, and golf
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Heart attacks honestly are not as scary in terms of bodybuilding as is heart failure. Heart failure means the excess weight is causing the heart to work harder and this can lead to edema, blood clotting, and eventual stroke or sudden cardiac arrest(not a heart attack). It often does this through causing an arrhythmia, which also can lead to clotting and stroke. This is where a sudden death can occur.
A heart attack usually comes from atherosclerosis, a buildup of plaque which doesn't happen overnight. It usually takes years of coronary arteries becoming narrower and narrower from bad cholesterol,etc. Kali Muscle had near 100% blockage of his arteries. So did McCarver. This is preventable through some basic medical tests(angiogram, blood tests, stress test,etc). Unless completely genetic, these heart attacks can be prevented. But once you have a heart attack, there is severe damage done to the heart and now you are looking at heart failure, basically a weak heart. This causes clotting issues, strokes, and sudden cardiac arrest like Meadows. That's the instant death out of nowhere stuff and at that point not much you can do. These guys are not monitoring their health as they claim they are.
It's now sheik to claim that "throughout my whole career I always got bloodwork and got a physical exam at least 2-3 times a year". Bullshit. If a halfway decent doctor saw really bad cholesterol numbers, bad calcium channel scores, etc., he would probably order some heart tests to see if there was coronary blockage. Same with kidneys. Basic check of not only creatinine but urea nitrogen, etc. and you'll know you're kidneys are at risk. Not these stories that "out of nowhere" you just had multiple organ failure.
So guys in their 40's and 50's with super bad cholesterol numbers weighing 300lbs, doing "dirty bulks" and not checking basic health parameters having heart attacks is really not that surprising. It certainly is preventable though. The likely culprit for heart attacks in bodybuilders, as boring as it sounds, is probably diet. Matarazzo talked about how he had LBS. of red meat per day to bulk. Piana and his Ben and Jerry's nightly. Given that anabolic steroids are known to make cholesterol values worse, the combination of horrible diet and ALOT of that type of food for years, with the contributing factor of steroids really makes perfect sense for heart attacks in bodybuilders. Same with high blood pressure and kidney failure.
Heart failure is a whole different story.
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Heart attacks honestly are not as scary in terms of bodybuilding as is heart failure. Heart failure means the excess weight is causing the heart to work harder and this can lead to edema, blood clotting, and eventual stroke or sudden cardiac arrest(not a heart attack). It often does this through causing an arrhythmia, which also can lead to clotting and stroke. This is where a sudden death can occur.
A heart attack usually comes from atherosclerosis, a buildup of plaque which doesn't happen overnight. It usually takes years of coronary arteries becoming narrower and narrower from bad cholesterol,etc. Kali Muscle had near 100% blockage of his arteries. So did McCarver. This is preventable through some basic medical tests(angiogram, blood tests, stress test,etc). Unless completely genetic, these heart attacks can be prevented. But once you have a heart attack, there is severe damage done to the heart and now you are looking at heart failure, basically a weak heart. This causes clotting issues, strokes, and sudden cardiac arrest like Meadows. That's the instant death out of nowhere stuff and at that point not much you can do. These guys are not monitoring their health as they claim they are.
It's now sheik to claim that "throughout my whole career I always got bloodwork and got a physical exam at least 2-3 times a year". Bullshit. If a halfway decent doctor saw really bad cholesterol numbers, bad calcium channel scores, etc., he would probably order some heart tests to see if there was coronary blockage. Same with kidneys. Basic check of not only creatinine but urea nitrogen, etc. and you'll know you're kidneys are at risk. Not these stories that "out of nowhere" you just had multiple organ failure.
So guys in their 40's and 50's with super bad cholesterol numbers weighing 300lbs, doing "dirty bulks" and not checking basic health parameters having heart attacks is really not that surprising. It certainly is preventable though. The likely culprit for heart attacks in bodybuilders, as boring as it sounds, is probably diet. Matarazzo talked about how he had LBS. of red meat per day to bulk. Piana and his Ben and Jerry's nightly. Given that anabolic steroids are known to make cholesterol values worse, the combination of horrible diet and ALOT of that type of food for years, with the contributing factor of steroids really makes perfect sense for heart attacks in bodybuilders. Same with high blood pressure and kidney failure.
Heart failure is a whole different story.
True.... However Bodybuilders rarely admit they have had a health scare at some point, (if they can hide it) they will .
WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Just take up bowling, and golf
Those two are taken more serious as athletes than Bodybuilders .
Sad but true
WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Kidneys
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Heme Iron?
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Those two are taken more serious as athletes than Bodybuilders .
Sad but true
WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Kidneys
It’s not sad when you think about it, you know how hard golf is??
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This is a good one. Also with a window maker ie 100% left anterior descending artery (LAD) blockage bypass is the optimal treatment.
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/is-angioplasty-plus-stenting-or-coronary-artery-bypass-surgery-better-for-treating-left-main-coronary-artery-disease-2020042719648
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:)
Meadows has/had Health issues, heart problems before Any vaccines, he was a walking time bomb
Rhoden, wasn’t vaccinated, if I remember throughout his career he was very small off-season, he would grow into shows, lately he has been walking around at 300 off season, and him being 46, wasn’t going to end well
Everything in bbing happening is an increase in all dosages, and careless protocols, diuretics, GH, insulin, much more than any decade
People can deny all they want but bodies are going to continue piling up more than decades past
My suspicion is the vaccine can exasperate other issues and sides from the drugs, such as in Meadows' case.. We've had at least 3 well known bodybuilders die in the past 3 months and Kali as well. The dosages are high, but come on, everyone didn't just get in a huddle and decide to quadruple the dosages.
It's more than just the drugs....
You also don't know with 100% certainty that Rhoden wasn't vaccinated.
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Is that deader than your Trumpy loving braincells? Both of them?
Your hero Buttigieg said the USA's roads are racist today. Don't you have other things to worry about? This is the Transportation Secretary...you support that.
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True.... However Bodybuilders rarely admit they have had a health scare at some point, (if they can hide it) they will .
WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHH
To be fair, a lot of men are like this in general.
Refuse to believe anything bad can happen until it does. Then when it does they hide it because they don't want to be seen as weak.
Almost all BBer's are men and the ones who claim to be women are pretty much men anyway. ;D
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Too much hyphy mud.
Too many pricks.
Too many (meat) injections.
Hopefully Chuck Badger will be saved from his life of sin.
Wasn't this shit just basically mega-dosing caffeine..?
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So guys in their 40's and 50's with super bad cholesterol numbers weighing 300lbs, doing "dirty bulks" and not checking basic health parameters having heart attacks is really not that surprising. It certainly is preventable though. The likely culprit for heart attacks in bodybuilders, as boring as it sounds, is probably diet. Matarazzo talked about how he had LBS. of red meat per day to bulk. Piana and his Ben and Jerry's nightly. Given that anabolic steroids are known to make cholesterol values worse, the combination of horrible diet and ALOT of that type of food for years, with the contributing factor of steroids really makes perfect sense for heart attacks in bodybuilders. Same with high blood pressure and kidney failure.
I think this is a solid point - I've never f**ked with GH, but I 've read a lot of times that it allows you to get away with eating all sorts without paying the price of added bodyfat/suet - externally - of course nobody knows what kind of accelerated internal build-up is being provoked with guys that go that route...
I'm not suggesting anyone should watch even 1 second of these below, but even a cursory glance at his channel shows a lot of these competitive eating style videos over the past couple of months - bro-science leads to me believe that if nothing else, this sort of sh1t had to be messing with his BP - I mean, surely..?
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Your hero Buttigieg said the USA's roads are racist today. Don't you have other things to worry about? This is the Transportation Secretary...you support that.
Your hero said windmills cause cancer, we can nuke hurricanes, you can wash coal off, take fish tablets, signed his name to blank pages pretending they were important documents, jet planes were invisible, we took over airports during the American Revolution, and was invited to the World Series.
Your little hero said that. You support that. So just fuck right off with your sad ass attempt - at what again- and finish eating that shit.
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Dr. Tells him to get checked out but he thought it was just dr.'s wanting money....to dumb to take professional advice and too vain to get off the gas. Early bets he will be in the deadpool 2022?
once this shit happens, its over. Deadpool 4 sure. All that Ramen Noodles he used to eat in prison and Coca Cola for fast energy is catching up.
I always thought Kali was entertaining and fun to watch but seemed also crazy as fuck.
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once this shit happens, its over. Deadpool 4 sure. All that Ramen Noodles he used to eat in prison and Coca Cola for fast energy is catching up.
I always thought Kali was entertaining and fun to watch but seemed also crazy as fuck.
almost all professional sports organizations have health plans - the WWE has that health and wellness thing whatever’s it’s called nowadays - with a focus on health insurance group coverage and network of professionals you can seek help from
why the IFBB has no group or plan of action is hard to believe
i’m sure the judges have a health plan — weinberger has to get prostate exams somewhere and i’m sure he doesn’t go out of pocket
health coverage as a professional organization would key - makes you wonder what the IFBB really is ??
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This dude seems pretty good guy
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I fear for his health.
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almost all professional sports organizations have health plans - the WWE has that health and wellness thing whatever’s it’s called nowadays - with a focus on health insurance group coverage and network of professionals you can seek help from
why the IFBB has no group or plan of action is hard to believe
i’m sure the judges have a health plan — weinberger has to get prostate exams somewhere and i’m sure he doesn’t go out of pocket
health coverage as a professional organization would key - makes you wonder what the IFBB really is ??
probably because most professional athletes are paid millions of dollars thus are valuable assets to their respective organizations
bodybuilders are basically worthless and expendable
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Who caresssssssssssssssss. Chuck Basher aka dick sucking Nig!
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they see me scmoein...... they hatin...... they tryin' catch me ridin' dirtayyyy
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Good Video great backyard
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Looks like he had a pretty bad heart attack that damaged his heart to where it doesn't squeeze as well any more. If it recovers he'll get to stop wearing that vest, if not they'll probably implant a permanent device into him.
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Thanks for posting. Hard to believe some of his story though. Started natural - fair enough - took a few cycles to win a couple of show - no problem
Decided that was enough, so from 2014-17(?) - his glory years at the Expo's and on YouTube - he was on just 1cc of 'testosterone' (unspecified which ester) every 10 days... really? To look how he did before he dropped all that weight? Can I have some of that 'test' please? Also, what about that Johnny Bravo investigation that showed his shopping list? LOL
At the end of that he wanted kids, and found his sperm count was zero... again - really? After such low dosing..? Which is why he dropped that weight. Doctors at that time told him there were problems with his kidneys, heart and BP... but he knew better
cliffs: it was top ramen in jail that apparently caused the heart attack
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Great video. Thanks for posting.
It looks like he’s planning to go back to his regular lifestyle but will watch his Bp and cholesterol levels.
I wonder if this will be enough to prevent another heart attack?
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Kali had a look to his physique that reminded me of the great British IFBB pro from the early 80's Johnny Fuller.
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No way he was on 1cc of test
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Good Video great backyard
You just wanna clean his pool don't you ;D
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Great video. Thanks for posting.
It looks like he’s planning to go back to his regular lifestyle but will watch his Bp and cholesterol levels.
I wonder if this will be enough to prevent another heart attack?
Sure not! He be ok for a while and behave but the need for size will creep up again in a year or two and kill this dude!
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Unsurprisingly: he is in complete denial as to the causes of his heart attack.
Standard, dumb meathead.
I wonder if cutler is worried?
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Ignorant fella, but he definitely has high social IQ, likeable crazy fellow but I don't think he will make it to 50
İf he watch himself and get his weight down to 180 pounds he would live to see his grand children but İ highly doubt it.
This guy was buff all his life.
Pics are when he was 19
World class genetics
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Kali had a look to his physique that reminded me of the great British IFBB pro from the early 80's Johnny Fuller.
He is on the narrow side with crazy thickness, he reminds Bertil Fox more.
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Thanks for posting. Hard to believe some of his story though. Started natural - fair enough - took a few cycles to win a couple of show - no problem
Decided that was enough, so from 2014-17(?) - his glory years at the Expo's and on YouTube - he was on just 1cc of 'testosterone' (unspecified which ester) every 10 days... really? To look how he did before he dropped all that weight? Can I have some of that 'test' please? Also, what about that Johnny Bravo investigation that showed his shopping list? LOL
At the end of that he wanted kids, and found his sperm count was zero... again - really? After such low dosing..? Which is why he dropped that weight. Doctors at that time told him there were problems with his kidneys, heart and BP... but he knew better
cliffs: it was top ramen in jail that apparently caused the heart attack
He's completely full of shit and in denial.
Probably will be dead soon.
Instead of changing his life, he's going back to what he was doing and it will not end well for him.
This is all he knows. A normal life would destroy him mentally, so he's going to basically kill himself slowly this way.
Moron.
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Kali had a look to his physique that reminded me of the great British IFBB pro from the early 80's Johnny Fuller.
The whites of his eyes always appeared yellow it seemed in pictures. Remember he advocated sets of reps of 32 reps? I lot of bs with him claiming a 2:30 marathon time. He would have had to weigh under 150lbs to accomplish that. Also a black belt and a professional boxer. What's the truth and what's fake?
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He's completely full of shit and in denial.
Probably will be dead soon.
Instead of changing his life, he's going back to what he was doing and it will not end well for him.
This is all he knows. A normal life would destroy him mentally, so he's going to basically kill himself slowly this way.
Moron.
His size is his identity and money maker. Unfortunately, he's addicted and will justify to himself that what ever he's doing is safe until the day he dies.
100% guaranteed he's on borrowed time.
Look at Meadows and so many others, you would think Meadows would know better and would also fear losing his life since he had what appeared to be a loving family to support. Nope, Meadows loved the size more.
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His size is his identity and money maker. Unfortunately, he's addicted and will justify to himself that what ever he's doing is safe until the day he dies.
100% guaranteed he's on borrowed time.
Look at Meadows and so many others, you would think Meadows would know better and would also fear losing his life since he had what appeared to be a loving family to support. Nope, Meadows loved the size more.
Exactly.
It's a mental illness.
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His size is his identity and money maker. Unfortunately, he's addicted and will justify to himself that what ever he's doing is safe until the day he dies.
100% guaranteed he's on borrowed time.
Look at Meadows and so many others, you would think Meadows would know better and would also fear losing his life since he had what appeared to be a loving family to support. Nope, Meadows loved the size more.
That one was really strange - one minute his necrotic tissue and poor ejection fraction put him on the cusp of some sort of pacemaker - the next he's made a full miraculous recovery (didn't realise dead heart muscle could regen so fast..)
Even then, it would have been reasonable to expect him to drop the dose significantly - a la DexJax - with the immediate and noticeable reduction in size that provokes...
Instead, by the end of the year he was posting vids where he still looked pretty jacked (touch of oil in them guns, perhaps?)
(http://i.postimg.cc/KjWm6XYf/JM_8_Dec.gif)
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That one was really strange - one minute his necrotic tissue and poor ejection fraction put him on the cusp of some sort of pacemaker - the next he's made a full miraculous recovery (didn't realise dead heart muscle could regen so fast..)
Even then, it would have been reasonable to expect him to drop the dose significantly - a la DexJax - with the immediate and noticeable reduction in size that provokes...
Instead, by the end of the year he was posting vids where he still looked pretty jacked (touch of oil in them guns, perhaps?)
(http://i.postimg.cc/KjWm6XYf/JM_8_Dec.gif)
Meadows is one of the stranger ones. Being a BB was a dream for Meadows and he was a small guy in general, even with muscle. I can only imagine how addicted to the size he was.
He was an educated guy. I thought we'd see him downsize, but I'm sure he fooled himself and thought he could trick biology.
Being large or superhuman in size is not good for your heart, steroids or not. Add in drugs, and it just accelerates the demise.
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Bigorexia.
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want to live a long time...
meditate
yoga
don't eat much if at all
don't stress
be super skinny with no muscle tone
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Getbig or die trying.
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Meadows is one of the stranger ones. Being a BB was a dream for Meadows and he was a small guy in general, even with muscle. I can only imagine how addicted to the size he was.
He was an educated guy. I thought we'd see him downsize, but I'm sure he fooled himself and thought he could trick biology.
Being large or superhuman in size is not good for your heart, steroids or not. Add in drugs, and it just accelerates the demise.
He was vaxxed a few days before he died.
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He was vaxxed a few days before he died.
If it was a few days that rules out the vaccine as the cause of death.
8)
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He was vaxxed a few days before he died.
That explains it. Just as I expected.
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If it was a few days that rules out the vaccine as the cause of death.
8)
Wrong.
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Remember that there are real victims that have not gotten a dime from Kali Muscle and his internet fame. You don't get 11 years in San Quentin for nothing. He was a menace, he destroyed lives, and you know damn well it wasn't the first time he committed a crime like that, it was the first time he got caught(probably not even that given 11 years). Then has the nerve to basically build his whole persona on bragging about it and even making money on it, with his Ramen and prison lifting stories. What disrespect to his victims. How about ONE video apologizing to his victims and giving them a BIG chunk of his money for what he did and the terror he was to their lives?
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Remember that there are real victims that have not gotten a dime from Kali Muscle and his internet fame. You don't get 11 years in San Quentin for nothing. He was a menace, he destroyed lives, and you know damn well it wasn't the first time he committed a crime like that, it was the first time he got caught(probably not even that given 11 years). Then has the nerve to basically build his whole persona on bragging about it and even making money on it, with his Ramen and prison lifting stories. What disrespect to his victims. How about ONE video apologizing to his victims and giving them a BIG chunk of his money for what he did and the terror he was to their lives?
he is a piece of shit, i bet he was raped several times in prison to
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want to live a long time...
meditate
yoga
don't eat much if at all
don't stress
be super skinny with no muscle tone
So go the Dorian route.
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Remember that there are real victims that have not gotten a dime from Kali Muscle and his internet fame. You don't get 11 years in San Quentin for nothing. He was a menace, he destroyed lives, and you know damn well it wasn't the first time he committed a crime like that, it was the first time he got caught(probably not even that given 11 years). Then has the nerve to basically build his whole persona on bragging about it and even making money on it, with his Ramen and prison lifting stories. What disrespect to his victims. How about ONE video apologizing to his victims and giving them a BIG chunk of his money for what he did and the terror he was to their lives?
I've just realised that in all the sh1t I've seen online about this character, I don't think I've ever read about exactly what he did to get 11 years
Anyone care to dish the dirt please?
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once this shit happens, its over. Deadpool 4 sure. All that Ramen Noodles he used to eat in prison and Coca Cola for fast energy is catching up.
I always thought Kali was entertaining and fun to watch but seemed also crazy as fuck.
I find it interesting that his lifes work is attempting to portray an image of being healthy and rich, spending money on multiple new cars, Rolex, jewelry, designer clothing....yet spending money to see a medical specialist on the advice of a dr. Is out of bounds ::)
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I've just realised that in all the sh1t I've seen online about this character, I don't think I've ever read about exactly what he did to get 11 years
Anyone care to dish the dirt please?
In before a certain Vince say, "Being black". ;) ;D
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I've just realised that in all the sh1t I've seen online about this character, I don't think I've ever read about exactly what he did to get 11 years
Anyone care to dish the dirt please?
Yes. I was wondering the same thing.
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Meadows is one of the stranger ones. Being a BB was a dream for Meadows and he was a small guy in general, even with muscle. I can only imagine how addicted to the size he was.
He was an educated guy. I thought we'd see him downsize, but I'm sure he fooled himself and thought he could trick biology.
Being large or superhuman in size is not good for your heart, steroids or not. Add in drugs, and it just accelerates the demise.
I have a friend educated as well, 6'3" tall mid 40's and same " bodybuilding lifestyle approach " I hope he doesn't end up like Meadows but sadly he's addicted to being "bigger and vascular " Somehow They always find an excuse to keep pumping juice .... :'(
WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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So go the Dorian route.
love to follow whatever he's doing/eating but I can only find really old info online... not what he's currently doing
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love to follow whatever he's doing/eating but I can only find really old info online... not what he's currently doing
Not eating a lot.
Exercising a lot.
Minimal TRT.
Simple.
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I've just realised that in all the sh1t I've seen online about this character, I don't think I've ever read about exactly what he did to get 11 years
Anyone care to dish the dirt please?
Wasn't it for some robbery he did in college? Must have been out on probation for something else to get the full sentence tacked on him. IDK, but 11 years seems a long time for a first offense. (I may be wrong about the robbery, but I think that is what someone on here said before).
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Wasn't it for some robbery he did in college? Must have been out on probation for something else to get the full sentence tacked on him. IDK, but 11 years seems a long time for a first offense. (I may be wrong about the robbery, but I think that is what someone on here said before).
All I can find is that is was 'theft' and that he'd been inside 3 or 4 times before he copped the long sentence - so what you say about parole violation makes a lot of sense
I just wonder who he robbed, and for how much - he mentions that when he decided to start his BB 'career' he had a lot of money saved - since he'd never worked, presumably that must have been ill-gotten gains...
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(https://media.npr.org/programs/atc/features/2007/apr/drugwars/sullivan/kirkendale200-3cf36dcc960505c6098320e30e64acd1757bae67-s400-c85.webp).
Kali Kirkendale is a barber and an East Oakland success story. After being in and out of prison several times for drug-related crimes, he started cutting hair for money and made it into a full-time job. He also is a trained body builder, but he says he was just fired from Bally's Gym once they learned of his record. The client above was one of the few in the barbershop on a recent day who had never been incarcerated.
Amy Walters, NPR
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Most of the stuff on Kali says drug related incarcerations, but that can mean a lot of things. Plus there's an armed robbery in there. He doesn't seem to have been a big enough gangster to warrant old press coverage, so I think all that time was was due to him just being a recidivist.
This might be his dad -
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/video/former-peoples-temple-member-chuck-kirkendall-talks-about-news-footage/1276701206 .
Kali is Chuck "Kali" Kirkendall Jr, the guy in the video is Chuck "Kali" Kirkendall Sr. Looks like Kali too.
Jim Jones to Kali Muscle, what an odd path.
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Kali explaining his life of crime, from his book "Xcon to Icon" -
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"Monday came and I called up the dealership that I had bought the Laguna from and the owner told me that he would send a truck to pick up the car and see what was wrong with it. All of Monday passed and I finally got a call from the dealership on Tuesday saying that a rod had busted in the engine, and because of that my car would need a new engine put in it. When I asked him how much that would cost he told me an even $500. I told him to start on the work and he told me it would be ready in about a week or two. I was desperate for money at that point. I loved the Laguna and I knew I had to get it back by any means necessary.
My first attempt for help was to ask Coach Sweeney, so I walked into his office and sat down. When Coach Sweeney looked at me and asked me what the problem was, I told him that I was hard up for money and I needed some help. I remember he looked at me and said, Kirkendall, a man got to do what a man got to do to survive in this world.” I looked at the coach with pure hate that day, and I gave him a simple thank you and went to practice.
My mind was all screwed up at that point and I didn’t know who I could turn to for help. I even went to Sara and asked her if she had any money that I could borrow, but she looked at me like I was an alien from Mars. My last hope was my mother and I just knew she would help me. I called her and told her about the situation and how I needed her help, but she told me that she didn’t have any extra money to spare at that time. At that point the devil must have taken control over my mind, because I found myself thinking that the obvious solution to my problem was to go and do some robberies. I had heard that some of my fraternity brothers were doing robberies and they were doing well with it. I talked to them about it and they said I could surely come and get down with them. A day later my fraternity brother called me and said to get ready because they were going to come and pick me up in an hour. I got dressed in all black, I cleaned my gun and loaded it, and I sat waiting patiently. Then my house phone rang and my fraternity brother told me that the robbery was a no go and that something had come up. I was disappointed because I was hoping to make some money that night, but I decided I was full of adrenaline and that I didn’t need anyone to get down with me. I made it up in my mind that I was going to commit some robberies that night on my own. that I was going to commit some robberies that night on my own.
I got up and started walking outside towards the Pontiac when Damon came walking towards me. “What’s up, bruh?” Damon said eying me suspiciously. I snapped at him that nothing was wrong and Damon instantly picked up by my tone that something wasn’t right. He tried to look me in the eyes but I avoided eye contact with him altogether and kept on walking. I knew that if I looked at him I wouldn’t be able to go and do what I was planning to do.
“Bro! Don’t do anything stupid,” Damon said to me calmly.
I just kept on walking and got in the Pontiac and smashed off. I drove around for nearly an hour looking for my victim. I hadn’t seen anyone
slipping so I had about decided to go home when all of a sudden I looked to my left and saw a man at an ATM machine. I quickly made a U-turn and parked around the corner from where he was parked. I got out of the car and ran to where he was standing at the ATM and quietly put the gun to his head.
I told the man to withdrawal all the money he could and to give me his pin code. I told him that if he lied to me I would kill him on the spot. The man gave me the pin code and I snatched the card out of his hand and trotted back to the Pontiac and sped off.
As soon as I drove past the ATM, the guy saw me in the car and started chasing me down the street and writing down the license plate number. I was like, fuck, this motherfucka probably got the license, but then realized that the car wasn’t in my name anyway, so I should be cool and not get caught. I stopped at a few different ATMs and made withdrawals from the guy’s account. I had a good $600 after it was all said and done, so I went home."
Cops chase him around California, then he turns himself in.
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Kali explaining his life of crime, from his book "Xcon to Icon" -
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I had a good $600 after it was all said and done, so I went home."
Cops chase him around California, then he turns himself in.
Thanks BB
So Thomas Crowne, he is not... (smh)
Putting a loaded gun to someone's head at the ATM? Nice - wonder how that guys feels about Kali's heart attack..?
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Part II -
Kali is sent to prison for 7 years. Next part of the book is him beating down white boys for their candy bars, smacking around prison guards, charming female CO's, tranfering around prisons, joining prison gangs, and working out (there's a lot of working out in the book), and basically being a bad ass.
Out after 7 years. He stop at a Costco and intimidates a white boy, gets some pussy, and lives at his momma's house. He gets a job as a male stripper (named Mandingo), and trains people at LA Fitness for 12 hours a day. Then tragedy strikes -
"Things at the gym started picking back up and I was back to training about six clients a day. I was meeting some unique people while I was working as a trainer; in fact, I had this one client named Angel who let me know that if I ever needed weed or ecstasy pills to give him a call. At the time I was trying not to get involved in any illegal activities, so though I politely told him I would let him know if I did, I had no plans on taking him up on the offer. I had also started training a lot of horny ass women that were trying to get me to sleep with them but I was always afraid of mixing business with pleasure. I didn’t want a crazy ass woman that I had screwed to be coming up to my job harassing me at work, so I refused them all. It was weird, because I didn’t consider myself a real sexual person at the time, but women found me to be a sex magnet. I didn’t understand it, I mean, I was just trying to get rich, and sex was always the last thing on my mind.
Everything was going great with the personal training and the stripping. I was making enough money to do what I needed to do but of course I still wanted more, so I contacted that Angel client of mine and told him that I had some people ready to buy some good weed and ecstasy pills. Angel had me meet him at his house and when I got there I saw that he lived in a guest house off of a huge ass mansion. I went inside and he showed me the weed he had and how he sealed it to keep it fresh.
He had a few pounds of weed in the house and he asked me how much I needed and I told him a few ounces. I hadn’t sold weed in this quantity in years, not since I was in college, so I would have to learn the game fast, which wasn’t a problem because Spoiled knew how to sell every drug there was. After I got the weed from Angel, I immediately started making calls to all the weed heads on the block. They were all excited and waiting for me to bring the weed so that they could buy some.
When I got to E Street, I sold the weed I had got from Angel and I made a few hundred dollars profit off of it, which was a good day’s work for me. The next morning I woke up to the sound of my telephone ringing and one of my patnas called and said that the weed was cool but that it wasn’t the fire they were used to. He asked me if I could get something more potent and I told him I would look into it. I called Angel and told him that I had the money for the weed and I needed to talk to him, so he told me to come to his house. I got to his house in no time and I gave him the money that he had fronted me the weed for. I told him what had happened with the cats I sold the weed to, and I asked him if he could get something stronger than what he had and he said that he was waiting on another shipment to come any day.
I then told him that I needed some ecstasy pills and he told me that he would have them for me the next day. I told him I would see him when he was ready for me and I left. I went to the block and told the cats that I was getting some better weed and E-pills (as we called ecstasy pills), and they told me to let them know when I had them. I didn’t understand at the time how those dudes on the block didn’t have any connections and how none of them had done any time in jail. I guess that’s what you call block monsters, muthafuckas that don’t leave the block and meet people."
Kali's making good money stripping, training and dealing weed and ecstacy, then a few months later he gets into the crack trade through "Q" , a DJ on the stripper scene that dabbled in crack -
"A couple of days later I went to Q’s studio in San Leandro and he had a nice set up. He seemed as if he was a pro in the studio, and to my relief he was entirely different from the white music producer that did my music the last time. I mean, Q knew exactly how to do the music, the intro, and the finale of the CD. I guess with him being a veteran stripper he knew exactly what I wanted. Q and I hit it off and we started talking about the things going on in our lives. I don’t know how we got off onto the subject of cocaine, but we did. He started telling me about how his family were big time dope dealers in San Francisco and he could get anything at any time, so I called him on it. I told him that I had a neighborhood where I could move nine ounces easy every day. He looked at me and said, “Come on bruh, you can move nine ounces a day?” I told him yeah, with no problem, and Q told me that he was going to hold me to that and call me in a day or so with nine ounces. I thought to myself that the guy was another one of those talkative ass niggas, the ones that would just talk to get a guy to like him. After Q was finished making my CD, we shook hands and he said that he was going to call me in a day or so.
The next day came since Q and I had talked about our business venture and he actually called and told me to meet him at the studio. I couldn’t believe that that cat was following through on what he said he was going to do. It was kind of weird to me that a guy would give another guy nine ounces of coke when he had really only just met him a day before, so this dude was a gambler for real.
I went to meet Q at the studio and when I got there we shook hands and he told me to look in the bag that was on the floor. When I looked in it I saw nine rock solid ounces of crack. He told me that he only wanted $400 for each one, which was lovely for me because ounces were going anywhere from $500-$600 on my block. I was looking at a quick profit and turn around if, in fact, it was some good crack. It had to be good crack for me to sell it to the niggas in my neighborhood because they only bought the best. I grabbed the ounces and told him that I would call him when I was done and he said cool. I was totally shocked at this dude because he didn’t know me from Adam and yet he was forking over $3,600 worth of crack, which showed he had major balls."
Kali gives the dope to his street partners and is making good money, he's also conning 24 hour fitness -
"I started getting greedy with everything I was doing; in fact, I even started training clients under the table at 24 Hour Fitness, but the gym
management caught onto that fast. I thought I was slick at the time. I would train six clients for the gym, and then I would train six of my own. It was obvious what was going on with me because I went from being the top trainer in the country and in a month’s time to being the last ranked trainer in the franchise. The reason I went to the last trainer was because my sales of supplements and training sessions to clients dropped dramatically. The management team watched me one day while I was unaware and they realized that I was training 12 people but that I was only documenting six. I was called into the office after continuing on with that program for a month, and the corporate investigator told me that they knew what I was doing and that I had two options: I could either pay a fine of $500 back to pay the wages I didn’t give 24 Hour Fitness, or I could go fight a civil case in court. As soon as the corporate guy said court my heart started racing and I told him that I would be paying the fine. I was then told that I was no longer an employee with the company, so I packed up my things and told all my coworkers that it was nice knowing them and I left."
Kali now majorly in the dope game, and getting more pussy. Then more tragedy -
"I was selling a minimum of four ounces of chopped up crack every day. Off each ounce I sold I would make around $800-$900, so I was making anywhere from $3200-$3600 dollars a day. That’s not even counting the ounces that I used to sell to cats on the block, so I was definitely rolling. My life had got fucked up in a matter of days all because a guy from Brookfield was acting tough.
It was around 10:00 p.m. and my youngster Cam, a few other niggas and I were on the block waiting to sell the rest of the dope we had. One of the broads from the block came down the street screaming that some niggas were beating up Spoiled and Cam’s brother Twon. Cam and I grabbed our guns and ran down the street to get whoever was getting on our brothers. When we got down there, my brother wasn’t there but Cam’s brother Twon was, along with another youngster. They had busted up mouths from being hit by this guy from Brookfield who came to get revenge for the window of his van getting busted by one of the youngsters on the block. Instead of finding the person who did it, that guy took it out on whoever was from the block. When the guy from Brookfield did what he did, there were some other niggas with him and a few of them lived in the neighborhood. Once the situation got figured out, it was out of my hands but I knew that if a guy pistol whipped me he would definitely feel the wrath of my violence. Anyway, a few days had gone by since the incident had happened and I didn’t think anything more about it. Then the news had hit that one of the dudes that was with the guy from Brookfield lived down the street from the block and he got shot in the head sitting in a car in front of his house.
Two days after the youngster got killed, the word was out that anybody seen on E Street was going to get shot up. I was the only guy out on the block after the word had hit that it was war against us. On the third day I got word that my little brother had a warrant out for his arrest for the murder of the youngster that got shot. I couldn’t believe it because my brother wasn’t even in Oakland at the time of the murder; he had to do volunteer work for a ticket at the San Leandro boy’s club so I couldn’t understand how his name was even implemented in that shit. Once I got word, I called my little brother and told him to meet me at my apartment. Once he arrived, I sat him down and told him that he wasn’t turning himself in because the time I turned myself in I didn’t see the streets again for seven years. Spoiled was being the hard headed guy he was though, and so he went to the block anyway and 10 minutes hadn’t passed before he was apprehended by the Oakland police. My mother said that the police had picked him up on murder charges and that they were searching her house for any evidence they could find. What she told me next had me shook up like crazy. My mother said that while the police were searching the house they saw some pictures of me and started asking her questions. I immediately called my youngsters Cam and Bootsy to see if they wanted to go with me to Reno."
After gambling in Reno, is selling more rock to get his brother and friend out of jail, and after a few months -
"It was a good day on the block. I had made a ton of money and I was ready to go enjoy the rest of my night because it was only about 6:00 p.m. and I had sold practically all the dope I had. I asked my youngster Cam if he wanted a ride home because he didn’t have his car. He said as soon as he sold his last crack rock he was ready to go. I stood off to the side while Cam made his last sell of the night to a dope fiend we knew from the neighborhood. After Cam sold the fiend his last rock, we proceeded to leave the neighborhood and a van with tinted windows pulled up and the police jumped out of it and told everyone to freeze. I took off running towards my mother’s house with a police officer hot on my trail. Derrick and Darold were outside in front of their mother’s house and the cop and I zipped by them. I opened my mother’s gate and slammed it behind me which gave me a little time to throw the few rocks I still had into the bushes. I then jumped over a few more fences but the fucking police had every place I was running to surrounded. I ended up in the back of the apartments, where I initially ran from, and there were a ton of police waiting on me. They all saw me and told me to get on the ground. Once I did what they told me to, they started hitting me and one of the cops even pulled out his knife and cut off a few of my dreadlocks. He told me to cut that shit off and I was totally infuriated at what had just happened to me. I knew then that after 11 months on the streets, I was on my way back to prison"
Kali gets 10 months for this ( Parole Violation and being part of a crack sale).
Part Three Soon Maybe.
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This guy sounds like a real piece of shit
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Part III
Kali is back to being a king in prison, mostly in San Quentin, and nothing really happens in those 10 months, except we learn he doesn't like to shower with men -
"Taking showers in prison reception centers were the worst and I never looked forward to being amongst other men and transsexuals. I had mastered the art of taking bird baths in my cell, but bird baths would still leave me with an unclean feeling so I would bite the bullet and take a shower every time I was given the opportunity to."
"The shower in San Quentin reception center was horrid. I made sure that when it was time for me to wash up that I would have one of my soldiers go and designate a shower just for me. I did that so that I could be the first one in and the first one out, because anyone after that was going to be standing in a sea of dirty water that could possibly cause athlete’s foot or maybe even gangrene or something. The reason the water rose the way it did was because the drains to the showers couldn’t drain fast enough for all the people that were in there, not to mention the hair that would clog up the drain."
"Of course my mother sent me a top of the line Sean Jean sweat suit with some clean ass Nikes again, while all the other inmates that were being released with me were leaving the prison in prison sweats. I looked at them all and thought to myself, “Ya’ll must have burnt your bridges!” They didn’t have anybody to send them any fucking clothes, so they had to go home broadcasting that they were just released from prison; now that’s fucked up."
Out of the Slam and out on the streets, looking for some pussy, and the broad done wrecked his car -
"As we approached the front of the prison, I saw Monique waiting for me to come. My heart started pounding with excitement because I knew that I was about to be a semi-free man. I say semi-free because when you’re on parole you are almost free until you get off. I jumped out of that van so fast I think it was still going. I hugged Monique for a second but I didn’t kiss her because I was leery of what she had been doing while I had been in prison for 10 months. I knew that Monique loved to have sex, so I didn’t trust her at all. As we walked to my car I was devastated; it looked nothing like it did when I last saw it. It was dirty as hell and there was a dent on the side rear panel. I wanted to cry and I immediately went into a rant about her not taking care of my car the way she should have. She gave me a lame reason why the car looked like it did and I let it go for that moment. I got in the car and let her drive while I soaked up the free world."
Kali and homeboy Q are dealing in San Fransisco's Tenderloin now -
"Q and I had things moving well. Q had a dope dealing broad that was like the queen bitch in the tenderloin, so when the word was out that she was outside, all the dope fiends in San Francisco would come and buy all the dope that Q had given her in less than one hour. I’m not talking one or two ounces either; I’m talking nine fucking ounces gone in one fucking hour. It was an incredible sight to watch. I, of course, would give my share of the dope to the Kumi [poster's note - this was Kali's prison and street gang] members I thought were trust worthy and to a few females that had taken a liking to me.
A couple of months went by since Q and I had gotten our first kilo and things weren’t going so good. The broad that Q had been working with was playing a lot of games with him concerning the dope. One particular time she said that she had been robbed for nine ounces of the dope at her hotel room in Vallejo. Q made her sell dope 24 hours a day until she covered the money she’d presumably lost.
I, of course, knew better, because I’d never trusted the bitch from the beginning. It wasn’t long before the broad came up with another lame ass excuse, saying that someone had gone into her hotel room while she was away and taken another nine ounces from her. Once again, Q made her sell dope until she made up the difference for what she’d lost. I saw it as a game she was playing but Q didn’t see it that way.
Eventually things got out of control in San Francisco. I had to act out some form of violence practically every day and I felt as if I were being influenced by some sort of demonic spirit. I decided I had to take a break from there and so I went back to my neighborhood. Things were getting better now that the police had calmed down with their hourly harassment. Being back in the neighborhood had me paranoid at all times because that’s where I had my terrible run in with the police that sent me away for the 10 months. Not only was I on parole at the time, but I was on probation as well, so I knew that I was an idiot waiting to go back to jail for being in the same area that landed me in prison to begin with.
Even though I was getting all the coke I could handle, I wasn’t seeing the money I knew I was supposed to be bringing in. I was moving at least nine ounces a day but the profit after I sold them was only about $400, which was good to the average citizen but I needed to be moving at least a half of a kilo a day to see the money that I wanted. You see, the thing about being a drug dealer was that as fast as the money came in it also went out; therefore, I knew that I needed to make at least a few thousand dollars a day to live the life I wanted to live from selling coke. It was at that point when I started to realize that the drug game wasn’t all that it was cracked up to be."
Kali is soon arrested again -
"I then went to my car and popped open the cap on my rims and pulled out an ounce of crack and started selling the rocks. I was almost finished selling the crack when Bootsy and I saw a car driving slowly down the street, so we ducked to the side of the house that we were selling the drugs in front of.
As we stood on the side of the house talking, we noticed what appeared to be a flash light flickering in the darkness. Then we heard, “Police! Come out with your hands up!” I made a mad dash for the fence behind the house we were at and I ended up on the next street over from E Street, which was D Street. I saw Bootsy trying to get over the gate but his pants got stuck and a cop apprehended him and handcuffed him. I was sitting on the porch of one of the neighbors on D Street, helplessly watching Bootsy get arrested, when all of a sudden I saw him trying to throw something from his waistband. To no avail, the gun he had in his waistband just dropped to the ground like the piece of heavy ass steel that it was.
The cop yelled out, “Help! He has a weapon!” and then pushed Bootsy to the ground until backup came to assist. As I sat scrunched over on the steps of people I didn’t even know, I heard someone coming to the door to see what was going on outside and I knew that if I were found on their front porch that they would definitely report me to the police. I proceeded to walk outside the gate and act as if I were any ordinary citizen that was walking at night, but my plans were immediately altered when a police officer started running towards me and screaming for me to freeze. The foot chase ensued. I jumped a gate to get back to E Street and I hid in the bed of a truck. All the police were running around the truck until one of them looked inside it.
“Freeze! Police! Get down on your stomach!” He screamed, with his gun drawn point blank range at me.
As I was getting down on my stomach, the entire task force ran up on me and one of the cops hit me hard on the head with his flash light, splitting my head. I then grabbed onto one of the windows of my neighbor Melody’s house, which had bars on it, as the police took turns hitting me with their fists and Billy clubs. I refused to let go of the bars on the window out of fear that if I fell to the ground they might kill me. I yelled out as loud as I could for all of the neighbors on E Street to hear so that they would hopefully come to my rescue. After a minute of yelling, Melody and some other neighbors came outside and asked the cops what they were doing to me. The cops told them all to shut up and go back into their houses. Melody told them that she wouldn’t go back into her house until they stopped hitting me. The cops were all trying to pry my hands from the bars, and finally one of the cops said that if I let them go they wouldn’t hurt me anymore. I released the bars and they all ran me into the ground, still punching me and trying to twist my arm in hopes of breaking it. While all this was going on, the Oakland Police Sergeant had his gun to my head saying, “Act like you’re going for a gun so that I can blow your fucking brains out you fucking no good dope dealing son of a bitch!” Melody screamed for them to stop until they finally did and then they handcuffed me and picked me up to my feet. As they pushed me towards the police car, my mom and pops were right there asking them why they beat me the way they did. At the time I didn’t know the extent of the police brutality that I had encountered but it must have been bad because my mother was crying asking why they had done that to her son.
I couldn’t believe that I was going back to prison, and not only that, but thanks to the Oakland police I had gotten my ass whooped pretty good for the first time in my life. After the police took me to Highland Hospital to get staples in my head from the deadly flashlight blow, I was transported to North County Jailhouse. When I got to the jailhouse, I was able to see my face and up until that point I had never seen my own blood. My head and my left eye were swollen like the Elephant Man. My fucking eye was closed and my head was covered with bumps. All I could think about was almost getting killed for a few fucking dollars that I would now have to spend on attorneys and commissary. I also knew that being on probation I could get up to five years in prison, so it was highly concerned with the situation. "
Kali's in the slam again, and Homebody Q gave Kali's lawyer a check that bounced :o, off to Santa Rita jail he goes. There he gets in more trouble -
"The two months in Santa Rita were very eventful. I met a guy that had been living down the hall from me named “Crazy D”. Crazy D, come to find out, grew up around the corner from me. It was strange to think how Crazy D and I had never spoken until this one particular day. I guess it was because he rarely came out of his cell, but we hit it off as if we were friends for years. Crazy D and I became good friends and I told him about the dilemma I had with a witness in my brother’s case that was out right lying about him, saying that he had killed her boyfriend. I explained that my brother was in another city at the time of the murder and Crazy D listened attentively to my situation before suddenly asking me if I wanted the girl dead. He caught me by surprise with what he asked me, but I looked him in the eyes and I knew he was dead serious. I told Crazy D to do what he saw fit. I never thought in a million years that this dude would even pursue the situation when he got out of jail, because people always talk when they are in jail but when they are released they forget all about what they said they were going to do.
A month went by after Crazy D and I had talked about the situation with the lying witness, and the next thing I knew Crazy D was getting called on the loud speaker to be released. He came by my cell and told me that he was going to take care of that situation, and I told him thank you and that I would surely bless him when I was able to. Crazy D left the pod and as I watched him leave I got the feeling that he was going to carry out what he said he was going to do.
A few days had passed since Crazy D had been released and I talked to my mother on the phone. She was hysterical saying that I messed up my brother’s case by sending Crazy D over to that girl’s house. I asked her how she found out about that and she said that my little brother’s attorney called her and said that a guy was arrested for threatening the witness of the case. My mother asked me why I would have someone do that and I told her that I didn’t intend for it to happen the way it did. I could tell that she was upset with me and I definitely began to wonder whether I made the right move in doing what I did."
Kali get ready for his court date, but his lawyer hammers out a deal with the state, he gets 2 years, but since he was a ready being held, the 2 years really amounted to about 9 months. The parole board gives him a year for the violation too. But he winds up with about a 16 month sentence between everything.
Kali will serve some of that sentence in Pelican Bay, he did not like the gym there, but enjoyed being a prison barber.
Kali goes home, and celebrates with a movie, he explains how he picks a movie theater on parole -
"My first weekend home, Monique, her daughter and I went to the movies in Union City CA. I didn’t want to go where a lot of niggas were because I didn’t get along with niggas. I preferred to go where the whites were because they respected the muscle, while the blacks were just intimidated by it."
Kali meets back up with "Q", and it's back it the dope game, he doesn't trust his partners so he gets his girlfriend to sling for him -
"I didn’t want to sell dope but my money was getting low and I didn’t know when my new found pimp life would start seeing some money, so I had to do something to bring in some cash and cocaine was the first accessible way to do it. I talked to Monique about her selling dope for me and she was hesitant but then she didn’t want another broad to sell my dope, so she agreed to do it. I was thinking about all the money I would make with Monique selling the dope instead of getting a fucking dope fiend to do it, who I would probably have to kill over a few hundred dollars."
Kali is now pimping a few girls, selling ex, and crack. Here he talks about his first hoe -
"I’ll never forget the night I got chosen by the first official prostitute that I had on Swole-Pimping Team. All my workers had sold all of the dope I’d given them and I was heading out of San Francisco, since it was around three o’clock in the morning. As I told all the drug dealers on the block that I would see them the next day, a thick broad that I had seen a few times asked me if I was leaving and whether or not I could give her a ride to her house. I told her that I was indeed leaving and I didn’t mind giving her a ride home. When we got to my car, her eyes got big and she asked me, “Is this your car?”
“Yes, do you like it?” I replied.
The bitch acted like she had hit the lottery or something. We got in the Lexus and I drove off and we started talking. We started the conversation by asking for one another’s name, and then I asked her what she was doing down in the tenderloin. She said that she was trying to make a few dollars and I asked her how? That’s when she told me she was selling a little dope but that wasn’t what she was good at; I asked her what it was that she was good at and she told me that she made most of her money being a prostitute but she couldn’t find a solid dude to team up with. I looked up to the pimp god and said thank you. I picked up Mocha (my new prostitute) the next day to let her sell some of my dope and she did it with no problems. The only reason I had her selling dope instead of pussy was because I still had dope that needed to be sold. I could tell that Mocha didn’t like selling drugs because she wasn’t getting a lot of sales. I finally asked her after two hours of being in the Tenderloin one day what the problem was and asked her why she hadn’t finished selling the dope yet? The bitch outright said, “I’m not a drug dealer, I am a prostitute, and I told you that!” I said OK and then asked her to give me the remainder of the dope. I explained to her that we were going to get her cleaned up and that I would take her to the hoe track. With an attitude the bitch was like, “Thank you because I told you when I met you how I got money!”
Kali, the chivalrous pimp -
"After I set the bitch down on the hoe stroll, I felt like I was a real pimp at that moment. I had my first hoe and she should be able to bring in some major dough because she was a nice looking hoe. After I set the bitch down on E 14th (International Blvd), I drove around and took care of some business. In about one hour I got a call from Mocha saying that a guy was trying to kidnap her and I needed to hurry up and get there. I checked my 40 cal. to make sure all the hollow point bullets were intact because I never underestimated Oakland’s mean streets. I got to E 14th in record time and as I drove down the track I saw Mocha in the hands of a big black guy. This guy was about 6’ 5” and had a shiny bald head. When I pulled up the bitch started trying to break free out of the niggas grasp. I rolled down my window with my trigger finger on the trigger of the 40. Cal and I said, “bruh, that’s my bitch so un-hands her!”
Kali loses a good hoe :( -
"I’ll never forget the night I lost Ree. I went to the San Francisco Bart Station to pick up Cam because he was going to hang with me. I had gotten wind of a lick and I wanted him to come with me as an intimidating force. When I got Cam, I immediately gave him a pill and told him that San Francisco was a different world from Oakland. Cam was with me the entire night and I had done one pickup from Ree of $300. I told her to make sure that she called me every hour on the hour and she agreed that she would. It was great having a seasoned hoe because I didn’t have to babysit the bitch like I did with the young hoes.
After I got the money from her, Cam and I went to a few clubs and had ourselves some drinks and were having a ball. After the last club we went to, it was about three o’clock in the morning and I hadn’t heard from Ree in about four hours so I was worried as hell because I couldn’t afford to lose a $500 a night hoe. Cam and I went to the room I had gotten for the bitch at Holiday Inn and we waited for her until the both of us dosed off and fell asleep. At around five o’clock in the morning my phone rang and it was Ree. “Bitch, where have you been? I been worried sick about your ass!” I said.
Ree said that she fell asleep at her trick’s house and that she was sorry for having me worried. I told the bitch to hurry up and get to the room because she deserved a smacking for having me worried. The phone hung up and I knew at that moment that I had lost the hoe.
Two weeks had passed and I hadn’t heard anything from the bitch and my pockets were once again getting low. I kept getting hoes that would stay with me for a couple of weeks and then they would go on to the next guy. All my hoes would end up going to the dope fiends – the so called “pimps” that would do dope with the bitches to keep them."
Kali no good at pimping, turns back to dealing extra hard, he is caught again after getting drunk at a strip club, and being found with other felons, a no-no on parole, he is sent back to Quentin -
"The word traveled fast that I was back at San Quentin and all the Kumi members that knew me came to talk to me while I was at the reception center getting booked into the prison. All the Kumi cats, as well as patnas from the streets, came to see if I needed anything and I told them that I didn’t but for them to find Abraham to tell him that I needed some food and cosmetics. They got on it immediately. It was, of course, embarrassing to be back in prison, but I just blamed the white man for my misfortunes and that made me feel better about myself and my predicament."
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Part III Continued -
Kali's out of prison again, and hooks up with some of his old crime partners -
"I’ll never forget the day that changed my outlook about Dog. I was supposed to meet Flo and I decided to take Dog with me, which was the wrong thing to do. When I picked up Dog he was real jittery and I couldn’t figure out what was wrong with the cat. I finally asked him if he was high and he said no. As I drove from Oakland to San Francisco, Dog kept asking me if he could see my gun so that he could rob somebody for some money. I told that guy that I didn’t have my gun on me, even though of course I had it, but I wasn’t going to tell a guy that, especially a guy I barely trusted. The entire ride across the Bay Bridge that guy Dog kept talking in his desperate tone about needing some money, and I knew that something fishy was going on with that cat. When I got to Flo’s spot, Flo pulled me to the side and asked me if the guy Dog was cool. I told Flo that the guy was cool but I made sure not to let Dog see the transaction that Flo and I were going to make.
It was about 6:00 p.m. and the sun was still out when I drove from San Francisco back to Oakland and at no time did I tell Dog that I had any drugs or gun on me. As I drove Dog to the entrance of his apartment complex, a police officer who had arrested me two times prior drove past me and we made eye contact. I then sped up and told Dog to hurry up and get out, and when I think back it seemed as though the guy was trying to stall me. I pulled off on him while he was still closing the door. I hit the gas and tried to get to the freeway. I saw a ton of cop cars closing in on me in my rear view mirror. All the cars behind me got over to let the cop cars pass and as I got over to do the same a cop car tried to block me in and that’s when I realized that the police were after me. I didn’t understand why the police were after
me, but I wasn’t about to give myself to them while I had a gun and dope in the car. I put the pedal to the metal and the Lexus shot off like a rocket. I had what looked like the whole police force after me and I didn’t know why. That was the first time that I’d ever heard my brother Archie talk to me, and it may sound weird but he told me that I had to get away and I listened to him. I sped up the 73rd hill and when I got to the freeway I had great distance away from the police so I threw out the heroin on the freeway and the gun was in my hider spot – which was in the trunk, so I couldn’t have gotten the gun out of the car.
I had that Lexus doing 140 mph on the freeway. It was all like a dream because my path was clear. There were a lot of cars on the freeway but for some odd reason no cars got in the way of my high speed pursuit. I decided to get off on the exit closest to Lisa’s apartment so I could try to make it to her spot. Once I got off the freeway I came to some lights, which were all red for me but I ran them anyway and almost got smashed by a car in the process. The car was coming right for me so I hit the gas and just barely escaped from getting killed. I then hit some corners and I jumped out of the car and ran through back yards until I got to Lisa’s house. By the time I got to her apartment, I was exhausted because I had jumped fences and ran through people’s back yards to get there. The entire time the police helicopter had on the spot light and they were having a mad search for me, but I refused to let the coppers take me down."
Kali gets away that day, but is busted months later while driving the Lexus his mom got out of the police impound lot for him -
"All the cops had their guns pointed at me and they told me to take the car keys out of the ignition, to drop them on the ground and to keep my hands where they could see them. I was a little nervous because I had about 20 ecstasy pills on me and I had tucked them in between my butt cheeks as soon as I noticed the police. The police took me out of the car and searched me. As they searched me I could feel the baggie of pills sliding down my pants. I knew that I couldn’t let those police find my pills because it would have been an entirely different charge from what I was going to jail for. After I was searched, the police put me in the cop car and that’s when I asked them what
was going on.
“What is all this about?” I said, acting genuinely confused.
“You know why you’re going to jail, Kali!” The asshole cop answered.
When I still acted confused, the cop continued, “You remember that high speed chase you did on the 73rd hill? Well now it’s time to do your time for that!”
I played dumb and replied that I didn’t know what they were talking about, and that my car was stolen. The two cops in the car started laughing like two crazed lunatics.
Asshole cop said, “We know that was you, so you can lie all you want but guess what, you’re going to jail to do your time for the high speed chase and also for the gun that was found inside the car!”
At that point I went mute and didn’t talk anymore that night. I knew in my spirit that I was going to do some real time on those charges."
Kali is taken back to Santa Rita Jail, where he beats up some White Boys to blow off some steam -
"I looked out of the small window to see what was going on and I saw a lot of movement. I saw the white boys on gurneys getting rushed to the hospital and I was somewhat nervous when I saw them getting wheeled out by paramedics because I knew that if they were severely hurt I had a chance at catching another case in Santa Rita. I started pacing the tiny cell out of nervousness. I knew that my hands were deadly weapons but damn I didn’t realize the damage I had done on those white boys. After a couple of hours a guard finally came to the cell I was in and asked me questions through the tiny window."
Kali gets news of his case, and a surprise transfer back San Quentin -
“It’s not that good!” The attorney laughed, but then he continued, “This is what’s on the table for you. You can either take the gun charge or the highspeed chase for a 16 month sentence, and you’ve already been incarcerated for 10 months so you would be getting out any day if you were to take the deal today!”
I asked the attorney, “What would you do if you were in this situation?”
“I would take the deal for the high speed chase because I wouldn’t want another gun charge, since you already have one prior!” He told me.
With that said, I told the attorney that I would take the 16 months for the high speed chase.
Two weeks after I was sentenced, I was called early in the morning to pack my things because I was being transferred to San Quentin."
Kali winds up doing 13 months all totaled for the car chase.
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This guy sounds like a real piece of shit
Totally ....
Only in generartion nothingness he can be an influencer and make $$$$ out of fans
WoooSHHHHHHHHHH The irony
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Kali is my nikka, he is literally like a muscular gorilla
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b8/98/9b/b8989beadaddc2d22ede75d25158850b.jpg)
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Kali is my nikka, he is literally like a muscular gorilla
Aren’t most of them.
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Aren’t most of them.
Bro...
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Now his best buddy is another guy who did years in prison, "BIG BOY" aka Jake John's who probably taught him how to launder money to start a supplement company. At least one of Kalis charges was armed robbery, despite his stories. Look at how these thugs glamorize criminals, and not once give any sorrow or repentance for their crimes.
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Now his best buddy is another guy who did years in prison, "BIG BOY" aka Jake John's who probably taught him how to launder money to start a supplement company. At least one of Kalis charges was armed robbery, despite his stories. Look at how these thugs glamorize criminals, and not once give any sorrow or repentance for their crimes.
Unfortunate trash for today’s youth.
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Part IIII -
Kali fresh out of prison, decides to go straight. He gets a job at Bally's. Everything is going great till he gets transferred to San Ramon Bally’s -
"My second day of working in San Ramon was very eventful, as I talked to a lot of the gym’s members and got a better feel of the facility. I trained a few people on my second day and I felt that things were going to work out great in San Ramon. During break time my boss asked me if all the information on my application was correct, and of course I told him that everything was correct. My antennas went up because it was weird that my boss was asking me about my application after he had already hired me. I was kind of leery about why he asked me that, so I asked him about it. He told me that the general manager was just updating all the new employees’ information, which sounded highly fishy to me. I went on with my fulfilling day and trained a few more people, and then by the end of my work day I was approached by a beautiful lady saying that she wanted for me to be her personal trainer. I asked her if she was training with anybody at the present time and she told me that she was but that she trained with all the trainers to get a variety of fitness tips. I told the beautiful lady that I would love to train her, so I gave her one of my business cards – that was unrelated to Bally’s Gym – and after saying goodbye we went our separate ways.
I then went to the second floor of the gym to get my duffle bag that had my things in it, and as soon as I reached the staircase walking down the stairs I was met by one of the trainers and he said, “Did you give my client this card?” I responded that yes, I had, and asked him why he was asking. “Well, this is not a Bally’s card, therefore you can’t give them to members of the gym!” he said. I told him no problem and took my card back and put it in my pocket before leaving the gym.
I went to work the next day and as soon as I walked in the door it felt like everybody was looking at me with a strange look. I walked upstairs to the second floor where the personal trainer’s office was and I was greeted by my boss. He had a look of turmoil on his face. I asked him what was wrong, but deep down I already knew. “Why didn’t you tell me that you were convicted of a felony?” He asked me.
I asked him whether I would’ve got hired if I didn’t, and he told me that there was a chance that I could’ve been hired with a felony.
“Come on, there is no way you would’ve hired me if I put I had a felony,” I said, looking at him seriously.
“Kali, I am sorry but I have to let you go, on the premises that you lied on your application,” boss man said regretfully.
“Well thanks for the opportunity and I hope I didn’t make you look bad!” I told him, and I truly meant it.
“I wish I could keep you, but my higher ups made the call!” he said. "
Kali seeks a new path robbing drug dealers -
"After getting fired from the gym, I was mad at the world and I didn’t know what I was going to do for money, so the first thing that came to my mind was robbery. I made some calls to some of my comrades and one of my road dogs was ready to go do some dirt with me because he was short on his rent. I went and picked up my road dog and we popped us a pill and had a little drink, then we decided that we were going to rob some drug dealers out on the streets.
The next day I had remorse for what I had done to get the measly few hundred dollars I did, so I went to church with moms and pops. While I was at the church I felt as if the pastor were talking directly to me and I knew that God was upset with me for the wrong turn that I had made once again in my life. The pastor designated a time in the service for anyone who wanted to repent of their sins to God, to come to the front of the church and ask Him for forgiveness. By this time I was crying like a baby and I walked to the front of the church with head held down in shame for what I had become. I begged God to accept my repentance."
God accepts Kali's repentance, and he goes straight. And by straight, I mean he pimps hoes, deals guns, and cuts hair on the side. Here he talks of those days -
"Everybody in the area thought that Trae and I were doing very well financially, and we started to get a lot of unknown people coming to the barbershop but we thought nothing of it. I was still in the pimp game a little, and I had a couple of raggedy hoes at the time that were more of a problem than they were an asset. I had a raggedy black broad that had gold hair and weighed about 90 pounds. The only reason I had these problematic hoes was because they each brought me about $200 a day. I would’ve stopped pimping but that extra $400 a day was nice to get for not having to do much."
"There’s one day that I’ll never be able to forget for the rest of my life. It was a beautiful day and the sky was clear and I felt so good that it was actually scary. I got to the barbershop around nine am so I cleaned up the shop a little before it got too busy. After I cut a few heads, Trae strolled in and the fun began. I had received a call from one of my Kumi comrades that he wanted to buy the pistol grip shotgun that I had for sale, so I told him to come by as soon as possible before it got too busy. At 1:00 p.m. my comrade came to get the shotgun, which I had inside a duffle bag."
Soon after that, the barber shop would get robbed, and Kali would quit after helping the shop's owner get some unwritten about revenge.
In late 2007, he would also almost be arrested again after beating up a 17 year old kid that objecting to Kali offering to personally train his sister.
2008 sees him dealing Ecstacy again, he also deals with a girlfriend's miscarrige. 2008 is also the year he decides to give a go at becoming a pro bodybuilder.
2009 sees him get multiple high but non winning places in contests, various fights with his wife's family, getting ripped off by a friend in a bad drug deal (which mostly ends his drug dealing days according to the book), and him sending his dog to the pound because he didn't want to take care of it ( poster's note - fuck you for that Kali).
2010 - Kali Muscle the actor and Youtube star is born.
Book Ends.
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Ran a little long, but those are the adult crimes Kali admits to in the book, which I will admit, is much better than I though it would be in terms of writing, and pure fuckery.
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;D. .... ;D
;D. ;D
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Part IIII -
Kali fresh out of prison, decides to go straight. He get a job at Bally's. Everything is going great till he gets transferred to San Ramon Bally’s -
"My second day of working in San Ramon was very eventful, as I talked to a lot of the gym’s members and got a better feel of the facility. I trained a few people on my second day and I felt that things were going to work out great in San Ramon. During break time my boss asked me if all the information on my application was correct, and of course I told him that everything was correct. My antennas went up because it was weird that my boss was asking me about my application after he had already hired me. I was kind of leery about why he asked me that, so I asked him about it. He told me that the general manager was just updating all the new employees’ information, which sounded highly fishy to me. I went on with my fulfilling day and trained a few more people, and then by the end of my work day I was approached by a beautiful lady saying that she wanted for me to be her personal trainer. I asked her if she was training with anybody at the present time and she told me that she was but that she trained with all the trainers to get a variety of fitness tips. I told the beautiful lady that I would love to train her, so I gave her one of my business cards – that was unrelated to Bally’s Gym – and after saying goodbye we went our separate ways.
I then went to the second floor of the gym to get my duffle bag that had my things in it, and as soon as I reached the staircase walking down the stairs I was met by one of the trainers and he said, “Did you give my client this card?” I responded that yes, I had, and asked him why he was asking. “Well, this is not a Bally’s card, therefore you can’t give them to members of the gym!” he said. I told him no problem and took my card back and put it in my pocket before leaving the gym.
I went to work the next day and as soon as I walked in the door it felt like everybody was looking at me with a strange look. I walked upstairs to the second floor where the personal trainer’s office was and I was greeted by my boss. He had a look of turmoil on his face. I asked him what was wrong, but deep down I already knew. “Why didn’t you tell me that you were convicted of a felony?” He asked me.
I asked him whether I would’ve got hired if I didn’t, and he told me that there was a chance that I could’ve been hired with a felony.
“Come on, there is no way you would’ve hired me if I put I had a felony,” I said, looking at him seriously.
“Kali, I am sorry but I have to let you go, on the premises that you lied on your application,” boss man said regretfully.
“Well thanks for the opportunity and I hope I didn’t make you look bad!” I told him, and I truly meant it.
“I wish I could keep you, but my higher ups made the call!” he said. "
Kali seeks a new path robbing drug dealers -
"After getting fired from the gym, I was mad at the world and I didn’t know what I was going to do for money, so the first thing that came to my mind was robbery. I made some calls to some of my comrades and one of my road dogs was ready to go do some dirt with me because he was short on his rent. I went and picked up my road dog and we popped us a pill and had a little drink, then we decided that we were going to rob some drug dealers out on the streets.
The next day I had remorse for what I had done to get the measly few hundred dollars I did, so I went to church with moms and pops. While I was at the church I felt as if the pastor were talking directly to me and I knew that God was upset with me for the wrong turn that I had made once again in my life. The pastor designated a time in the service for anyone who wanted to repent of their sins to God, to come to the front of the church and ask Him for forgiveness. By this time I was crying like a baby and I walked to the front of the church with head held down in shame for what I had become. I begged God to accept my repentance."
God accepts Kali's repentance, and he goes straight. And by straight, I mean he pimps hoes, deals guns, and cuts hair on the side. Here he talks of those days -
"Everybody in the area thought that Trae and I were doing very well financially, and we started to get a lot of unknown people coming to the barbershop but we thought nothing of it. I was still in the pimp game a little, and I had a couple of raggedy hoes at the time that were more of a problem than they were an asset. I had a raggedy black broad that had gold hair and weighed about 90 pounds. The only reason I had these problematic hoes was because they each brought me about $200 a day. I would’ve stopped pimping but that extra $400 a day was nice to get for not having to do much."
"There’s one day that I’ll never be able to forget for the rest of my life. It was a beautiful day and the sky was clear and I felt so good that it was actually scary. I got to the barbershop around nine am so I cleaned up the shop a little before it got too busy. After I cut a few heads, Trae strolled in and the fun began. I had received a call from one of my Kumi comrades that he wanted to buy the pistol grip shotgun that I had for sale, so I told him to come by as soon as possible before it got too busy. At 1:00 p.m. my comrade came to get the shotgun, which I had inside a duffle bag."
Soon after that, the barber shop would get robbed, and Kali would quit after helping the shop's owner get some unwritten about revenge.
In late 2007, he would also almost be arrested again after beating up a 17 year old kid that objecting to Kali offering to personally train his sister.
2008 sees him dealing Ecstacy again, he also deals with a girlfriend's miscarrige. 2008 is also the year he decides to give a go at becoming a pro bodybuilder.
2009 sees him get multiple high but non winning places in contests, various fights with his wife's family, getting ripped off by a friend in a bad drug deal (which mostly ends his drug dealing days according to the book), and him sending his dog to the pound because he didn't want to take care of it ( poster's note - fuck you for that Kali).
2010 - Kali Muscle the actor and Youtube star is born.
Book Ends.
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Ran a little long, but those are the adult crimes Kali admits to in the book, which I will admit, is much better than I though it would be in terms of writing, and pure fuckery.
Thanks for posting all of these. This guy is a real douche bag!
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Thanks for posting all of these. This guy is a real douche bag!
I thank you as well for posting this BB. There is a term "might makes right" but it seems in our culture it's become "likes makes right". Whoever is popular or in the media determines morality. These people of low character, including the steroid gurus/drug dealers, rioters and looters masquerading as human rights activists, flag burners, millionaire athletes hating the country that created their opportunity, sick demented Hollywood(that's a whole fucking book in itself), hating police but expecting them at your door in minutes when you're in danger and call 911, the culture has come to a crossroads when it comes to morality. If we even have an American culture anymore. I won't pontificate more than that, but thanks for the info on this scumbag. BTW, how about a thank you to the doctor's that saved your life and the nurses that cared for you and lifted your heavy steroid ass around the hospital Kali before shouting out your scumbag homies and "makin dat money man"? Not one fucking thank you.
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Quite alright, a few other things -
1) I forgot that the site changes the N-word to guy, but Kali uses it 108 times in the book. He also seems to dislike White men, there's 80- 90 instances of him using cracker or "White boy" as a put down, it's the standard hard Black dudes vs soft, evil White guys through the book. He's fine with Mexicans, and most Asians, but hates a "China man" that did him dirty.
There's also tons of the standard bitches and hoes stuff.
2) I didn't clip it because it was long, but Kali would send his girlfriend to beat up other female drug dealers while he watched.
3) This was his main gang inside and out - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KUMI_415 .
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4) Just saw it now, but there's a young Kali molestation story he claims is a lie -
"My school year became tragic for me when, during this one particular day while watching Spoiled, things got eerie. Something wasn’t right about this particular day, and I strongly felt like something bad was going to happen. I remember Spoiled throwing a lot of tantrums and demanding me to get him this and get him that. He was telling me that he was going to get mein trouble. I just couldn’t understand that demon. Meany ( Note Kali's Mom ) came home early with a messed up attitude, so I hurried up and went in my room to play my video games and get some peace.
That was when I overheard my mother asking Spoiled, “He touched you where?”
“Down there on my private!” Spoiled told her.
“What! He touched my baby!” Meany said, furious.
I went in the room and asked my mother what was wrong and I saw a look from her that I had never seen before; she really looked like a demon then. She was beet red and crying, her veins popping out of her head like she was about to explode.
“You touched my baby you guy you! You not going to turn my son into no homo! I’m about to kill yo black ass!” she screamed at me. I yelled back at her that I didn’t touch him, “He lying!” I said to her, and then I turned towards Spoiled, “You better tell her you are lying boy!” I shouted at him.
As I was talking, I saw my mother reaching for her gun, a .38 snub nose Saturday night special that she kept in her closet in a shoe box. I pleaded with her that I didn’t touch him, that I was in my room all day playing my video games, but she wasn’t hearing what I was saying. She had her mind made up that she was going to kill me that day, and that was the only time in my life that I felt as if I were about to die. I was frightened, sitting nervously on the bed in my room and wondering how this could be real. She searched through the box in her closet until she found what she was looking for and then appeared out of nowhere in my room. She looked like a gargoyle ready to kill. She slowly raised her gun and pointed it at me.
“You touched my baby! I’m about to kill your black ass!” she said to me, crying."
Kali escapes when his mother stops to talk a phone call to a neighbor's house -
" Meany pulled up and honked the horn for me to come out, but I didn’t budge. Julius’ mom told me to go ahead and I told them both that if I never saw them again that it was their fault. I went to the car and opened the door and Meany told me to get in the back seat because she didn’t want to see my face. I got in the back seat quietly. The house wasn’t even a mile from Julius’ house, yet that was the longest ride I think I I’ve ever taken in my life.
When we reached the house I got out of the car, knees shaking, and I walked inside. Archie ( Kali's other brother ) was home by that point and I looked at him and gave a quick nod. Archie seemed to know right off the bat that I was in a shit load of trouble, and he looked at me with obvious solace in his eyes. I went into my room and got under the covers reluctantly, not knowing whether or not it was safe for me to live in that house any longer. I drifted off to sleep, and as soon as I started dreaming, I felt the covers snatched back. My hands were in my pants in order to keep my hands warm and Meany snatched them out and told me that she never wanted to see my hands in my pants again or she would chop off my little dick. She reached back like she was a lumberjack about to chop some wood, and she violently came across my face with a vicious extension cord. My mother kept going until she was tired, and I was bruised and battered up.
“Bet not never hear about you touching my son again, I will kill you!” she yelled.
I lived a life of fear after that day because of Spoiled and Meany. It seemed as though they were put on Earth to make my life a living hell, and they were doing a damn good job. The weirdest part of it all was that I still had to babysit Spoiled every day after school. I would have thought that if someone would have touched your child that you wouldn’t have continued to let that person watch them anymore, but that’s not what happened. I still had full babysitting responsibilities. The only difference now was that Spoiled had to stay in my mother’s room and I had to stay in mine. That was a method that I had been doing anyway, even on that dreadful day when Spoiled lied about me the way he did. My mother used to call every 30 minutes and Spoiled would answer the phone at four years old and tell her what was going on. He used to call me “Blacky” and would say stuff like, “Blacky in there playing the video game” or “Blacky in there watching television.” This went on for a few more months until one day my babysitting responsibilities came to an abrupt stop. "
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Kali goes into foster care soon after, and then is adopted by an Aunt.
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I don't believe anything from his book.
He's a fraud and a hustler.
Why people follow this idiot is beyond me.
His videos are complete shit.
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Now his best buddy is another guy who did years in prison, "BIG BOY" aka Jake John's who probably taught him how to launder money to start a supplement company. At least one of Kalis charges was armed robbery, despite his stories. Look at how these thugs glamorize criminals, and not once give any sorrow or repentance for their crimes.
Look at the ethnicity and culture of these individuals, it’s no surprise
A heart attack is in big boys future, that will be his demise
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Look at the ethnicity and culture of these individuals, it’s no surprise
A heart attack is in big boys future, that will be his demise
Big Boy is more annoying than Kali.
Based on his size and bloated red face, he's not far behind Kali for a PIP thread on here.