JOHN ROMANO: A life Less Ordinary or How I got owned by TA and Vince Goodrum!
I will start with this.
Look at this fictional "MELTDOWN" that John Romano had. This is hillarious.
I was doing something called WORK. For True Adanus and Vince Dumbbum, that would be something one does in order to be productive, contribute and earn some income.
For the record - I have been off juice completely for over two years. And before that, I never took very much. The biggest cycle I was ever on was about 1200mg a week (if you added everything up) and I got up to 230 pretty hard. Not shredded, but hard. I was 24. I'm 46 now and can attest to the fact that I have stayed in shape for nearly twice as long as the True Idiot has been alive. During that time, I have dieted down to a very low level and been shredded more than once. Right now, at my age, on NOTHING, I have striations in my quads and more calf than both Dumbbum and Idiot put together - and no breasts. Especially not milk producing.
Also, I have endured several severe injuries that have set me back over the years (none related to bodybuilding or lifting) - torn biceps, completely torn patellar tendon, herniated disks at T-4 and T-5, torn shoulder, broken wrist, broken hand (twice). Then in Mexico, the Federales abducted me (by mistake, they were after my neighbor) they ambushed me outside my villa, threw a blanked over my head and beat me with batons until I stopped moving, threw me in the back of a pickup truck and drove 5 hrs to Guadalajara where I was interrogated (Mexican style) for two days before they confirmed the fact that they had the wrong guy. I had sever nerve damage in my left eye for almost a year after that and sever headaches when I tensed during training. On top of that, my son was abducted in Mexico when he was 2 and was missing for 4 weeks. I don't remember eating or training too much for a while during and after that. Other mind fucks during my career have also included a few business deals that nearly sucked the life out of me. And of course there were the usual set backs that all of you will eventually experience when you have 33 years in this game.
I've also pursued many other athletic interests outside bodybuilding. Most notably, for much of the 80s and early 90s, I was a serious rock climber. From small local crags to big walls in Yosemite. Shortly thereafter, I was fortunate enough to spend time in San Diego training with an America's Cup team. Grinding on a racing yacht requires a totally different training approach than bodybuilding and rock climbing. These days, I'm very much into cycling and click off at least 25 miles every morning, with a big ride on either Sat or Sun. That too requires a different approach in the gym.
Using juice as I have over those years has been a calculated protocol specific to my athletic pursuits or my healing, or both. Only a complete fucking moron would make such a retarded statement as to my lack of size in spite of this imaginary supertanker filled with juice that I’ve supposed to have consumed nearly every day of my life.
Naturally, I have seen guys over the years who look amazing completely drug free. Lane and Eric are two perfect examples. I know I am not genetically the same as these guys. And, my focus is different. I used gear to do what I wanted to do at the level I wanted to do it. The most important aspect of that is that whatever I did do, I did with as much knowledge as I could gather. And in so doing, today, my health is perfect. You're never going to hear me make such retarded Dumbbum statements such as "I had to get off for health reasons because I didn't want to spend the rest of my life on dialysis." or, "my breasts grew because I had been on for so long. That's what happens when you go off." Yeah, you produce milk! But only because you're a moron who doesn't know the first thing about he's doing. Nor do you have any idea about what I do or have done.
As you guys can see I’m in writing mode and this stuff flies out of me when I’m warmed up. I just wanted to give some of you some insight into what I’ve done and why. Especially since I have to two retards in tow spewing so many lies about me. I realized long ago that I was not going to make it as a competitive bodybuilder. I saw it up close and personal and I know what it takes to get to the top. I had neither the inclination nor the genetics to do so. This is perhaps why I have so much respect for the guys who do.
Especially the guys who do it without drugs.
