Author Topic: Hemroids. (Read 8540 times)

ritch · « **on:** June 15, 2015, 09:56:55 AM »

Man this sucks. Got a nice lump hanging out of my ass (hemroid) This being getbig.com and all the ass talk that goes on here, I figured this thread would be appropriate!

Advice/experiences?

Was not sure if this was caused by oral but they flared up like 36hrs after my first dose.

Waller · « **Reply #1 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:59:19 AM »

Quote from: ritch on June 15, 2015, 09:56:55 AM

Man this sucks. Got a nice lump hanging out of my ass (hemroid) This being getbig.com and all the ass talk that goes on here, I figured this thread would be appropriate!

Advice/experiences?

Was not sure if this was caused by oral but they flared up like 36hrs after my first dose.

Did he blow down your cock and prolapse your anus?!

ritch · « **Reply #2 on:** June 15, 2015, 10:02:21 AM »

Quote from: Waller on June 15, 2015, 09:59:19 AM

Did he blow down your cock and prolapse your anus?!

No but I now feel cheated for that not happening!

Waller · « **Reply #3 on:** June 15, 2015, 10:07:53 AM »

Quote from: ritch on June 15, 2015, 10:02:21 AM

No but I now feel cheated for that not happening!

If you find a second dude to go behind you they can play ping pong with your insides.

ritch · « **Reply #4 on:** June 15, 2015, 10:10:47 AM »

Quote from: Waller on June 15, 2015, 10:07:53 AM

If you find a second dude to go behind you they can play ping pong with your insides.

I love ping pong. Especially the "smash" part.

MAXX · « **Reply #5 on:** June 15, 2015, 10:12:01 AM »

maybe you're constipated and pushing too much at the toilet

too much coffee, too Little fiber, etc. makes for brick shits

njflex · « **Reply #6 on:** June 15, 2015, 10:17:01 AM »

they suck,,,itch and pain'no pun'get Epsom salt take a warm bath sit in it 'fill in tub enough to get seated in it water wise.preperation h cream they make all kinds 'basic creme'use it few times a day if its new it should go back in easy.

ritch · « **Reply #7 on:** June 15, 2015, 10:20:42 AM »

Quote from: MAXX on June 15, 2015, 10:12:01 AM

maybe you're constipated and pushing too much at the toilet

too much coffee, too Little fiber, etc. makes for brick shits

All has been in check. I think I tried to push too hard while on the bowl or try to take a shit when I don't really have to go but to anyway because I won't be able to go later type thing.

I only take 300mg caffeine per day, fiber intake is very high, I can easily shit 4x's a day and not really force it.

But was shitting in "strings" a bit last week, not the usual logs. But sometimes the pinneaple's if not fully ripe and eaten, the turd goes out bad.

ritch · « **Reply #8 on:** June 15, 2015, 10:23:39 AM »

Quote from: njflex on June 15, 2015, 10:17:01 AM

they suck,,,itch and pain'no pun'get Epsom salt take a warm bath sit in it 'fill in tub enough to get seated in it water wise.preperation h cream they make all kinds 'basic creme'use it few times a day if its new it should go back in easy.

2 days new it is.
Can't take baths here, could go to the sweedish bath house tonight if I had to. LOL! That would be gross for the others there, I'd never do that...

Gonna get a cream today, should I stop taking my orals ya think?

ritch · « **Reply #9 on:** June 15, 2015, 12:44:44 PM »

Already doing Shit number two. My poor bunghole is gonna b burning...

Waller · « **Reply #10 on:** June 15, 2015, 12:48:23 PM »

Quote from: ritch on June 15, 2015, 12:44:44 PM

Already doing Shit number two. My poor bunghole is gonna b burning...

Good luck. Hope you've got a bidet.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #11 on:** June 15, 2015, 12:54:48 PM »

Get a broom stick, use it to shove said roid back in ass. Repeat as needed

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #12 on:** June 15, 2015, 01:29:20 PM »

Quote from: ritch on June 15, 2015, 09:56:55 AM

Man this sucks. Got a nice lump hanging out of my ass (hemorrhoid) This being getbig.com and all the ass talk that goes on here, I figured this thread would be appropriate!

Advice/experiences?

Was not sure if this was caused by oral but they flared up like 36hrs after my first dose.

Basile is just like hemorrhoid

Skylge · « **Reply #13 on:** June 15, 2015, 02:20:36 PM »

Use the toilet in a smarter way:

www.businessinsider.com/scientists-discovered-going-bathroom-wrong-way-toilets-squatting-2015-6

And don't listen to BB experts who tell you to overeat

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #14 on:** June 15, 2015, 02:25:36 PM »

Quote from: ritch on June 15, 2015, 09:56:55 AM

Man this sucks. Got a nice lump hanging out of my ass (hemroid) This being getbig.com and all the ass talk that goes on here, I figured this thread would be appropriate!

Advice/experiences?

Was not sure if this was caused by oral but they flared up like 36hrs after my first dose.

SHARP scissors

Howard · « **Reply #15 on:** June 15, 2015, 02:27:08 PM »

Quote from: ritch on June 15, 2015, 09:56:55 AM

Man this sucks. Got a nice lump hanging out of my ass (hemroid) This being getbig.com and all the ass talk that goes on here, I figured this thread would be appropriate!

Advice/experiences?

Was not sure if this was caused by oral but they flared up like 36hrs after my first dose.

This OP provided me with the most horrific image I ever had on getbig.

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #16 on:** June 15, 2015, 02:32:28 PM »

Quote from: Howard on June 15, 2015, 02:27:08 PM

This OP provided me with the most horrific image I ever had on getbig.

Nope, Basile is far more horrific image

ritch · « **Reply #17 on:** June 15, 2015, 04:53:35 PM »

Quote from: Howard on June 15, 2015, 02:27:08 PM

This OP provided me with the most horrific image I ever had on getbig.

Then it's a good thing you didn't see what I did when I bent over in front of the mirror today.

Got this big bright red juicy dingle berry of a grape, very plump looking hanging out of my asshole. I know you want to slide your tongue around it to make it's way through my taint and end up in my balls Harold.

ritch · « **Reply #18 on:** June 15, 2015, 04:55:13 PM »

Quote from: airosol on June 15, 2015, 12:54:48 PM

Get a broom stick, use it to shove said roid back in ass. Repeat as needed

Tried to push it back up with my finger, my selfie stick was dirty...

bradistani · « **Reply #19 on:** June 15, 2015, 05:10:02 PM »

Quote from: ritch on June 15, 2015, 09:56:55 AM

Man this sucks. Got a nice lump hanging out of my ass (hemroid) This being getbig.com and all the ass talk that goes on here, I figured this thread would be appropriate!

Advice/experiences?

Was not sure if this was caused by oral but they flared up like 36hrs after my first dose.

ha, i feel for you. every cough, burp, fart, piss, twitch, eye blink, sneeze (the fucking worst), not to mention having a dump.. feels like theres a crab back there nipping at yer grapes.

get some cream slapped on and try not to sneeze

gettingbetter · « **Reply #20 on:** June 15, 2015, 05:36:14 PM »

Epsom salt bath or if you can't take a bath (small apartment in Montréal?) fill a bowl with hot water and epsom salt.

ritch · « **Reply #21 on:** June 15, 2015, 05:41:00 PM »

Quote from: gettingbetter on June 15, 2015, 05:36:14 PM

Epsom salt bath or if you can't take a bath (small apartment in Montréal?) fill a bowl with hot water and epsom salt.

Not really. Had some water damage in my bathroom and the tub is not really at it's best... Moving out so I don't care.

Got a cream and some oral pills so hope that works. Don't wanna soak my ass in some bowl I will use for food purposes after, lol...

gettingbetter · « **Reply #22 on:** June 15, 2015, 05:43:35 PM »

Quote from: ritch on June 15, 2015, 05:41:00 PM

Not really. Had some water damage in my bathroom and the tub is not really at it's best... Moving out so I don't care.

Got a cream and some oral pills so hope that works. Don't wanna soak my ass in some bowl I will use for food purposes after, lol...

Lol gotcha! You could always "forget" the bowl when you move out for the next tenant to use...

mazrim · « **Reply #23 on:** June 15, 2015, 06:00:14 PM »

Quote from: Skylge on June 15, 2015, 02:20:36 PM

Use the toilet in a smarter way:

www.businessinsider.com/scientists-discovered-going-bathroom-wrong-way-toilets-squatting-2015-6

And don't listen to BB experts who tell you to overeat

Yep, there was a shark tank episode that explained this as well as well as a footstool the couple were promoting.
Works well.

ritch · « **Reply #24 on:** June 15, 2015, 06:06:17 PM »

Quote from: gettingbetter on June 15, 2015, 05:43:35 PM

Lol gotcha! You could always "forget" the bowl when you move out for the next tenant to use...

And in this poor ass area, they would use it too!

But trust me... I was trying to think of some gross prank. Like with the left over water, use it to bake something and then give the goods to someone, watch them eat them and just die inside of pure evilness!!!

Think I will just get a bowl at the $store tomorrow for "short term" use.