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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7650 on: April 27, 2023, 12:20:12 AM »
Hemorrhoids added

debilitating baboon ass hemorroids!! 

the first roids hank admits to

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7651 on: April 27, 2023, 06:45:41 AM »
Did you guys know that you must place or be a finalist to qualify for the NPC Masters Nats? !!    :D

If you leave, you don`t place.........in the eyes of the NPC,you never competed if you quit and went home.

A Did Not Place due to quitting is just like you were never there.

Just sharing!!  :)

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7652 on: April 27, 2023, 06:52:03 AM »
debilitating baboon ass hemorroids!! 

the first roids hank admits to

Nice ;D

And with his admission of using that chimp-killing peptide, I'm beginning to pick up on a bit of a monkey/ape theme here
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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7653 on: April 27, 2023, 06:54:46 AM »
Nice ;D

And with his admission of using that chimp-killing peptide, I'm beginning to pick up on a bit of a monkey/ape theme here

Be careful with this....
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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7654 on: April 27, 2023, 07:05:40 AM »
Did you guys know that you must place or be a finalist to qualify for the NPC Masters Nats? !!    :D

If you leave, you don`t place.........in the eyes of the NPC,you never competed if you quit and went home.

A Did Not Place due to quitting is just like you were never there.

Just sharing!!  :)

Not only are you lying but you know you are lying

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7655 on: April 27, 2023, 07:08:21 AM »
That the one other big thing I did consider hiring a prep coach for next year. If I get someone that is coaching other classic guys I can just listen to him on food the last few days instead if adjusting when my brain is depleted and not working. I love Emily but she isn’t exactly a coach and I think I need someone in my corner to help with that as second guessing myself last minute isn’t helpful. I didn’t account for all catabolic the stress at the end and I went to far and got too depleted I still think I looked good and would have been top 2 but I think with a coach I might do better.

A lot of the guys I asked questions didn’t seem to know anything and just said they do whatever their coach tells them

Real talk (I know I tend to joke around a lot, maybe every single time I post these days, but this time I'm being serious)...

If you want some of the best contest instruction, hire Wes and/or Joswift. Wes might seem like a firecracker at times, but the man knows his stuff (not just training, but hormone use). Joswift might seem like an incredibly smart and arrogant troll, but the guy is another master of contest prep (training and hormones) and he is also quite the master poser on stage.

There are actual IFBB pros here that you can ask for guidance from (not hire), I know maybe you burned the bridge with "muscle matters", but I know of about 5-6 others that parade around under normal accounts with no special stars or anything (they just like trolling for fun).

Give what I wrote here some thought. If you're truly serious about competing once more, get with someone that knows how to properly prep for these contests and who has a known track record.

All the best,

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7656 on: April 27, 2023, 08:02:18 AM »


There are actual IFBB pros here that you can ask for guidance from (not hire), I know maybe you burned the bridge with "muscle matters", but I know of about 5-6 others that parade around under normal accounts with no special stars or anything (they just like trolling for fun).


"1"

Why you gotta out me like that bruh?
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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7657 on: April 27, 2023, 08:06:56 AM »
I’m an IFBB (infatuated w/female bodybuilders) schmoe. Ask me anything

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7658 on: April 27, 2023, 08:07:03 AM »
Be careful with this....

Woah there Brother!

I was insinuating he was an evolutionary throwback - here's something I threw together a couple of years ago when he first popped up on the board to evidence that (not sure what you were implying?)

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7659 on: April 27, 2023, 08:26:05 AM »
Woah there Brother!

I was insinuating he was an evolutionary throwback - here's something I threw together a couple of years ago when he first popped up on the board to evidence that (not sure what you were implying?)

I am always cautious  about monkey/ape themes.

But seriously, hankins legit looks like 5 totally different people - the ape pic here, the gym pics, the bobblehead, the plastic face, the forrest gump.......probably more.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7660 on: April 27, 2023, 08:36:17 AM »


WTF?? Who takes selfies like this non-stop??    ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7661 on: April 27, 2023, 08:41:17 AM »
WTF?? Who takes selfies like this non-stop??    ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7662 on: April 27, 2023, 08:58:49 AM »
Please don't tease the retard.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7663 on: April 27, 2023, 09:05:07 AM »
Woah there Brother!

I was insinuating he was an evolutionary throwback - here's something I threw together a couple of years ago when he first popped up on the board to evidence that (not sure what you were implying?)

did he shop his hands ? or did he get stung by bees/eat peanut butter ?  ???

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7664 on: April 27, 2023, 09:07:33 AM »
did he shop his hands ? or did he get stung by bees/eat peanut butter ?  ???

He had edema in his hands.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7665 on: April 27, 2023, 09:08:48 AM »
He had edema in his hands.
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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7666 on: April 27, 2023, 09:11:57 AM »

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7667 on: April 27, 2023, 09:20:22 AM »


You are sharing a pic you shopped of me why does it make you feel better to pretend I am out of shape? Looks a lot different before you guys shop it

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7668 on: April 27, 2023, 09:30:20 AM »
thats the body of a fucking coward right there.


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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7669 on: April 27, 2023, 09:30:59 AM »
Anyway let’s wait an me see comparisons

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7670 on: April 27, 2023, 09:36:05 AM »
1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep

It sure appears that Bhank is chronic hypochondriac.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7671 on: April 27, 2023, 09:36:52 AM »
I’m an IFBB (infatuated w/female bodybuilders) schmoe. Ask me anything

My member number is 002341...whats yours?

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7672 on: April 27, 2023, 09:38:39 AM »
It sure appears that Bhank is chronic hypochondriac.

He'll have you know he's the biggest strongest fastest & best poster on GetBig.

 ;D :D ;D

Nothing wrong with him that a couple of Aspirins wouldn't cure

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7673 on: April 27, 2023, 09:39:54 AM »
My member number is 002341...whats yours?

I’m 000002….Taffin somehow edged me out on sign-up day decades ago. He’s not just a schmoe. He’s a schmoe’s schmoe.

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Re: Next NPC Show Open Invite Challenge to All Getbiggers
« Reply #7674 on: April 27, 2023, 09:44:32 AM »
I’m 000002….Taffin somehow edged me out on sign-up day decades ago. He’s not just a schmoe. He’s a schmoe’s schmoe.

I lurked way too long to get my membership card....