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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2700 on: December 26, 2025, 10:10:02 AM »
rofl @ scholarships to online law schools :D

Wish we had a Getbigger brave enough to pause his current life to attend law school in an effort to try to graduate and pass the bar before bhanks. That would be very entertaining. A gofundme page could be the Getbig scholarship. I would have to run that by the CommitteeTM first out of respect of course plus I don’t want to be sued.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2701 on: December 26, 2025, 10:33:58 AM »
Normally, he weighs the plates on camera or at least makes the rattle to let people know they are real


Wouldn’t be surprised if there’s 35 lb plates on the bar

Regardless, awful ego lifting.

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His trick is that two of the 45s are fake. He’s been running that trick for years.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2702 on: December 26, 2025, 10:37:42 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2703 on: December 26, 2025, 10:44:47 AM »


Just post that side tricep picture from a show where he looks unbelievably horrible and that’ll be that as far as competitive bodybuilder

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2704 on: December 26, 2025, 10:45:08 AM »

I imagined you to be a lot more distinguished. You seem very vulgar. :-(

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« Reply #2705 on: December 26, 2025, 10:54:33 AM »
Just post that side tricep picture from a show where he looks unbelievably horrible and that’ll be that as far as competitive bodybuilder

great idea lmfao

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2706 on: December 26, 2025, 12:14:31 PM »


Thank you,

Doing the lords work on Boxing Day.

It’s actually crazy, how insane Brian is.

His entire life revolves around random ppl on the internet.

Can you imagine him in any social setting-? I can’t and maybe his agoraphobia  is real?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2707 on: December 26, 2025, 01:32:07 PM »
Everywhere he goes he starts arguing with people and stinking the place up. He has a serious problem.

Even sounds insecure about his sexuality the way he rants about smaller watches not being for 'men'.

What a fucking clown.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2708 on: December 26, 2025, 01:35:37 PM »



So the 'girl he brought home from the bar' is now an admitted prostitute

'I am a race car driver.'

 What a lying sack of shit.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2709 on: December 26, 2025, 01:47:49 PM »
It wasn't a woman of ill repute that stole Hanky's watch she just had a bad reputation

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2710 on: December 26, 2025, 01:49:27 PM »




^Soon. Spencer’s show and tell

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2711 on: December 26, 2025, 01:56:07 PM »
That post where he mentions the vascular forearms is fucking hilarious. 

I reiterate, he is somewhat autistic.  He doesn't know he is stinking the place up.  He doesn't know he is a braggart.  Get it through your heads and then you'll just more amused than anything. 

I didn't realise watches are his trains (trains are common autistic fascination).

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« Reply #2712 on: December 26, 2025, 02:08:10 PM »
That post where he mentions the vascular forearms is fucking hilarious. 

I reiterate, he is somewhat autistic.  He doesn't know he is stinking the place up.  He doesn't know he is a braggart.  Get it through your heads and then you'll just more amused than anything. 

I didn't realise watches are his trains (trains are common autistic fascination).

has no clue what a jerkoff he truly is... zero self awareness haha

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2713 on: December 26, 2025, 02:18:01 PM »
Thanks delon.  Congrats on the prestigious Poster of the Year award.  I was going to wait 8 or 9 months to congratulate you as a joke but I feel like I have to say it now.  ;D

Thanks bro, you made it just in the nick of time haha


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2714 on: December 26, 2025, 02:20:11 PM »


 ::)

"by trade", clearly misleadingly implying this is how he earns his living and funded the 103k spend

When the reality is he has been unemployed for all but 1 of the last 15 years living off inheritance


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And to further the misleading statements lies:



Prestigious-Tart6621
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2d ago
"I work from home Its not uncommon for a mid-day change"





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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2715 on: December 26, 2025, 02:30:25 PM »
BHank on a deleting spree now.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2716 on: December 26, 2025, 02:42:26 PM »

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« Reply #2717 on: December 26, 2025, 02:58:26 PM »
Thanks bro, you made it just in the nick of time haha

In my mind, I had til April 2026 to congratulate you on the 2024 Poster of the Year award since they took 8 or so months to inform you of your victory.  That was the (planned) gag.   ;D

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« Reply #2718 on: December 26, 2025, 03:01:45 PM »


 ::)

"by trade", clearly misleadingly implying this is how he earns his living and funded the 103k spend

When the reality is he has been unemployed for all but 1 of the last 15 years living off inheritance


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And to further the misleading statements lies:



Prestigious-Tart6621
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2d ago
"I work from home Its not uncommon for a mid-day change"


You think you're hot shit because you've earned 20 million and still work 18 hours a day, huh?  Wait til Hankins gets Hankaceuticals up and running, you'll be Hanky's employee!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2719 on: December 26, 2025, 03:09:09 PM »
That post where he mentions the vascular forearms is fucking hilarious. 

I reiterate, he is somewhat autistic.  He doesn't know he is stinking the place up.  He doesn't know he is a braggart.  Get it through your heads and then you'll just more amused than anything. 

I didn't realise watches are his trains (trains are common autistic fascination).
hes a narcisist

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2720 on: December 26, 2025, 03:55:57 PM »
That post where he mentions the vascular forearms is fucking hilarious. 

I reiterate, he is somewhat autistic.  He doesn't know he is stinking the place up.  He doesn't know he is a braggart.  Get it through your heads and then you'll just more amused than anything. 

I didn't realise watches are his trains (trains are common autistic fascination).

He only started the watch thing recently. Probably picked up most of his collection at a yard sale or something.

Also when he first joined here he tried desperately hard to play nice, so he does know how not to be a braggart and not stink up a joint.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2721 on: December 26, 2025, 03:56:37 PM »
hes a narcisist

It is very hard to argue that when you read the traits of a narcissist and Brian has displayed every single one of them but there are moments where he eyes give off that classic autistic look (I get caught in photos, too).

I feel like you guys don't get it.  You're demonising, arguing, following around, make fun of a guy who is close to a retard.  Seriously.  I'm not taking the piss.  He is that far gone from normality.  I know you all say he is a fruitloop but you don't treat him that way, you're still treating him like he is a normal person, willfully being a massive cu nt. He is not.

I don't mean that negatively Brian, you just have massive blind spots that cause you trouble in all interactions.  They are right, you are absolutely a narcissist, without question.  If you ever want to be someone who doesn't sound like one and struggle in every social interaction, go find a therapist that specialises in narcissists and spend some of that watch money on learning how to work it.  Just remember, your son will likely face the same issues and you will be doing him a massive favour in exploring it and trying to make sure it doesn't happen to him.  I am not criticising you in any way here, I am just advocating you look at how your life has gone and think about if maybe all the trouble you have with people isn't other people. 

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Treatment: Psychotherapy (talk therapy) is the most effective treatment, though individuals with NPD often resist change and therapy due to their sensitivity to criticism.

I won't hold my breath  ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2722 on: December 26, 2025, 04:02:29 PM »
Rocket is just a hater Bhank, pay him no mind.

Pretty cold move to ghost Mensa Mike like that though.

The man really gets you and that’s how you repay him.

His Reddit name starts with:
Prestigious-
inspiring respect and admiration; having high status.

I was the first one to tell him he can’t go to real law school and would have to try to find them something online and he refused to believe it.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2723 on: December 26, 2025, 04:05:14 PM »
I've been watching for a while as I know he will eventually reveal more info about school placements, but I'm so bored of his endless streams of bullshit that I can't be bothered paying attention. He's all over Reddit giving it the big one about his watch collection, being a massive bodybuilder and race-car driver, etc. He's so desperate for validation it's insane.

He's applying to shit-tier online law schools, too.



Love how he's worn a Seiko for years but now he's claiming on Reddit that you couldn't pay him to wear one!

  Brian worked at a stripclub?  Too small to be a doorman or bouncer. A male stripper perhaps? Made plenty of money in a gay strip joint? Makes sense. Brian is bi sexual at best. His screen name is Prestigious TART?  Lol.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2724 on: December 26, 2025, 04:11:20 PM »
Rocket is just a hater Bhank, pay him no mind.

Pretty cold move to ghost Mensa Mike like that though.

The man really gets you and that’s how you repay him.

His Reddit name starts with:
Prestigious-
inspiring respect and admiration; having high status.

Sounds pretty accurate..