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Title: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on September 30, 2010, 06:40:08 PM

i am detailing my actual experience that i stalled at around 9% on 1000 cals a day. what part of that do you not understand  ???


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOM!
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat.
Post by: Mr. Magoo on September 30, 2010, 06:40:47 PM
a man with soaps, no doubt about it
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on September 30, 2010, 06:43:41 PM
oh shit!

ahahahahahahahahahaha


i personally only eat twice a day every 12hours and i hold size very well - sitting at 253 on monday at 5'11" 8)



protein intake is at around 200g a day - non workout days 330 g workout days due to pre post w/o milk/protein shakes.

bodyfat is around 20% - i can see my top abs.


been on high fat diet - but it hasn't been working, so i've recently went back to low fat and its working well.  8)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Nirvana on September 30, 2010, 06:45:54 PM
whoa 75% that sounds good
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat.
Post by: Lundgren on September 30, 2010, 06:47:28 PM
a man with soaps, no doubt about it
Well it takes about a bottle for each fold.


Anywho keeping this from being entirely gay. http://www.youporn.com/watch/95437/love-those-iraqis/?from=search_soft&pos=7http://www.youporn.com/watch/95437/love-those-iraqis/?from=search_soft&pos=7 is this chick hot as balls for a terrorist or what?
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on September 30, 2010, 06:47:59 PM
Bath tub looks pretty nice.  :)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: el numero uno on September 30, 2010, 06:59:34 PM
yes, positive, i couldn't believe it myself, however for some reason i have a unique bodychemisty. for instance i have taken 300-400mcg t3 with no effect( different brands), 360-480mcg clen, with no effect, i have taken up to 800mg of dnp with little if any fat loss - certainly no scale change, and no visable fat loss - plenty of sides though.

but ephedrine, caffeine always works  ???

i am an asthmatic, and think my salbutamol inhaler has something to do with it, but i can't be sure.

i simply believe i need to hammer the cardio for at least an hour a day if i intend to get back to single digit bf.


I can't believe you took all these drugs when your bf% is so high, dude you even took dnp! Or maybe I'm wrong and you were a ripped guy once? any pics (no homo)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on September 30, 2010, 07:00:14 PM
probably around 20-25% fat at 290's

5'11"

30 years old.

i was around 210lbs at 9% when i was 23-25

so essentially he was 40 some pounds heavier than now at a substantially less bodyfat (judging by pics now at 248 pounds)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Lundgren on September 30, 2010, 07:02:41 PM
Please rate my Iraqui bitch.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat.
Post by: Deicide on September 30, 2010, 07:03:16 PM
Well it takes about a bottle for each fold.


Anywho keeping this from being entirely gay. http://www.youporn.com/watch/95437/love-those-iraqis/?from=search_soft&pos=7http://www.youporn.com/watch/95437/love-those-iraqis/?from=search_soft&pos=7 is this chick hot as balls for a terrorist or what?

She is speaking fluent Swedish.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on September 30, 2010, 07:04:10 PM
yes, positive, i couldn't believe it myself, however for some reason i have a unique bodychemisty. for instance i have taken 300-400mcg t3 with no effect( different brands), 360-480mcg clen, with no effect, i have taken up to 800mg of dnp with little if any fat loss - certainly no scale change, and no visable fat loss - plenty of sides though.

but ephedrine, caffeine always works  ???

i am an asthmatic, and think my salbutamol inhaler has something to do with it, but i can't be sure.

i simply believe i need to hammer the cardio for at least an hour a day if i intend to get back to single digit bf.

Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat.
Post by: Lundgren on September 30, 2010, 07:05:32 PM
She is speaking fluent Swedish.
Lol no shit, but shes sure as hell not nordic, so me thinks its likely shes iraqui. Come on I found the one Arab that isnt ugly dont ruin it for me.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat.
Post by: Deicide on September 30, 2010, 07:08:15 PM
Lol no shit, but shes sure as hell not nordic, so me thinks its likely shes iraqui. Come on I found the one Arab that isnt ugly dont ruin it for me.

Not my type but it's not bad. She sucks a good cock by the looks of it. Decent piece of slutty whorefilth.

Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on September 30, 2010, 07:09:19 PM
so essentially he was 40 some pounds heavier than now at a substantially less bodyfat (judging by pics now at 248 pounds)

I would have said stick a fork in him a few days ago, but now i'm 100% affirmative that he won't recover....

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

To his defense, it was just a typo and he missed one "0"...  :o :o

Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on September 30, 2010, 07:10:42 PM
I would have said stick a fork in him a few days ago, but now i'm 100% affirmative that he won't recover....

To his defense, it was just a typo and he missed one "0"...  :o :o



Is it true that 'chop stick' and 'bridge' are homophones in Japanese? ???
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat.
Post by: Lundgren on September 30, 2010, 07:10:49 PM
Not my type but it's not bad. She sucks a good cock by the looks of it. Decent piece of slutty whorefilth.


Well I only jerked off to her once Ill try again in a few and keep you posted.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 30, 2010, 07:11:03 PM
That pic makes the sausage-finger tuba player pic look great by comparison.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on September 30, 2010, 07:13:57 PM
I would have said stick a fork in him a few days ago, but now i'm 100% affirmative that he won't recover....

To his defense, it was just a typo and he missed one "0"...  :o :o



lol

yup. im making him my new pet.

easiest way is to have 3-4 meals a day every day. 75-100g protein each meal.

plus a choc milk before workouts, and straight after workouts either another choc milk or protein shake, then normal meal an hour later.

this will put quality muscle size on you quite rapidly. if your geting fat, reduce the amount of fat you are eating daily. if you are still looking chubby, reduce carbs also.

never reduce protein intake.

simple, and effective.  8)

Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Alexander D on September 30, 2010, 07:15:14 PM
You misunderstood him... he said 9% muscle lol
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on September 30, 2010, 07:16:44 PM
Is it true that 'chop stick' and 'bridge' are homophones in Japanese? ???

LOL!!

Not quite, actually there is a distinction, but it either takes years and years to learn it and i would say 99% of foreigners will never get it.

Japanese has a pitch accent, meaning in the example given above that you can pronounce "hashi"
Quote
either háshi (accent on the first syllable, meaning 'chopsticks') or hashí (flat or accent on the second syllable, meaning either 'edge' or 'bridge'), while "hashi" plus the subject-marker "ga" can be accented on the first, second, or be flat/accentless: háshiga 'chopsticks', hashíga 'bridge', or hashigá 'edge'.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_pitch_accent


hth.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on September 30, 2010, 07:16:51 PM
You misunderstood him... he said 9% muscle lol

i actually laughed out loud at this.  :D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on September 30, 2010, 07:17:43 PM
LOL!!

Not quite, actually there is a distinction, but it either takes years and years to learn it and i would say 99% of foreigners will never get it.

Japanese has a pitch accent, meaning in the example given above that you can pronounce "hashi"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_pitch_accent


hth.  ;D ;D


Are you the 1%?
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on September 30, 2010, 07:19:19 PM
lol

yup. im making him my new pet.




I cannot believe how you could write this for years and years and NEVER even put this into real life.

What a sad fucking loser do you have to be to do this? My favorite post of him is "I'm now the best i have ever been"...

WTF?

This is truly making me sad.

You misunderstood him... he said 9% muscle lol


LOL, we have a winner.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on September 30, 2010, 07:21:32 PM

Are you the 1%?

Yes, but i don't brag about it.  ;D ;D

Just kidding, this is really really really difficult, i'm not at 100% with the pitch accent but i think my failure rate is pretty low.

Funny that you bring up this topic because i think that actually a lot of people learning Japanese are totally unaware of this phenomenon, because westerners just don't have the ears for it. If nobody tells you, you will never notice.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on September 30, 2010, 07:23:15 PM
Yes, but i don't brag about it.  ;D ;D

Just kidding, this is really really really difficult, i'm not at 100% with the pitch accent but i think my failure rate is pretty low.

Funny that you bring up this topic because i think that actually a lot of people learning Japanese are totally unaware of this phenomenon, because westerners just don't have the ears for it. If nobody tells you, you will never notice.

Chinese pronunciation is even more difficult...so I am told. Of the 3, Korean is easiest (well, it's the only one I know somewhat and it's not too bad).
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Alexander D on September 30, 2010, 07:25:16 PM
Chinese pronunciation is even more difficult...so I am told. Of the 3, Korean is easiest (well, it's the only one I know somewhat and it's not too bad).


Man ive always wanted to bang a full asian... I've only had sex with 2 mixed asian girls... sigh.. my old lady may have an issue with this.

I heard full asians have horizontal pussies, is that true? LOL
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on September 30, 2010, 07:27:30 PM

Man ive always wanted to bang a full asian... I've only had sex with 2 mixed asian girls... sigh.. my old lady may have an issue with this.

I heard full asians have horizontal pussies, is that true? LOL

No, but very tight ones.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Lundgren on September 30, 2010, 07:29:58 PM
I got a big dick this seems like it might be problem. I got yellow fever bad. :-[
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on September 30, 2010, 07:39:31 PM
Chinese pronunciation is even more difficult...so I am told. Of the 3, Korean is easiest (well, it's the only one I know somewhat and it's not too bad).

It is.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on September 30, 2010, 07:44:56 PM

I cannot believe how you could write this for years and years and NEVER even put this into real life.

What a sad fucking loser do you have to be to do this?
My favorite post of him is "I'm now the best i have ever been"...

WTF?

This is truly making me sad.


LOL, we have a winner.

you think?

lol.

i'm telling you the guy is fucked.

im not a psychologist but it's almost like he has delusions of grandeur, some issues with compulsive lying and a napoleon complex of sorts- but instead of being short and overbearing, he's fat and overbearing.

Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: XFACTOR on September 30, 2010, 07:45:07 PM
There's no way this guy is real.  He has to be messing with people.  I don't buy that he's serious.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on September 30, 2010, 07:47:41 PM
this is a quote regarding Lou Ferrigno-----geezus  ::)

well i work out in the same gym as him, and he told me he was taking dnp for this movie. it clearly worked, but he definately lost some size. :-[
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on September 30, 2010, 07:48:52 PM
There's no way this guy is real.  He has to be messing with people.  I don't buy that he's serious.

oh, he's serious.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=346726.0
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on September 30, 2010, 07:53:41 PM
oh, he's serious.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=346726.0

God, this has to be the most pathetic "training" and "diet" log EVER!

Chunky KitKat and wine gum?? 4 Protein shakes a day?

a 5 exercise barbell progression with the same weight??

You got to be kidding me.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: XFACTOR on September 30, 2010, 07:56:58 PM
oh, he's serious.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=346726.0

I really don't know what to say to that. I'd relate any debate with that guy to beating a mentally challenged kid in a wheel chair, at a track race, a track race with a lot of hurdles.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: kevinf on September 30, 2010, 08:00:22 PM
yes, positive, i couldn't believe it myself, however for some reason i have a unique bodychemisty. for instance i have taken 300-400mcg t3 with no effect( different brands), 360-480mcg clen, with no effect, i have taken up to 800mg of dnp with little if any fat loss - certainly no scale change, and no visable fat loss - plenty of sides though.
but ephedrine, caffeine always works  ???
i am an asthmatic, and think my salbutamol inhaler has something to do with it, but i can't be sure.
i simply believe i need to hammer the cardio for at least an hour a day if i intend to get back to single digit bf.

 he probably thought t3,clen and dnp would burn the fat off you even if you ate mcdonalds and kit kats all day. he calls it having a 'unique body chemistry' LMAO! what a complete fuckin idiot.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on September 30, 2010, 08:00:47 PM
I really don't know what to say to that. I'd relate any debate with that guy to beating a mentally challenged kid in a wheel chair, at a track race, a track race with a lot of hurdles.

I'd rather say he's a kid in a wheel chair without a wheel chair when it comes to do the race.

Getbig at its all time low.



Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: johnnynoname on September 30, 2010, 08:03:43 PM
this Fatpanda character is your garden variety "loner" who is a outcast in the real world and is made fun of because he is fat.

So, he comes on here where he doesn't have to make eye contact with anyone or actually talk to someone and creates this superior character to overcompensate for how the real world treats him because he is really a fat guy that women won't have sex with

....it's basic psychology
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on September 30, 2010, 08:06:11 PM
this Fatpanda character is your garden variety "loner" who is a outcast in the real world and is made fun of because he is fat.

So, he comes on here where he doesn't have to make eye contact with anyone or actually talk to someone and creates this superior character to overcompensate for how the real world treats him because he is really a fat guy that women won't have sex with

....it's basic psychology

this is so accurate its scary
and its so sad he cant admit this.
Fat Panda has mental illness issues, theres just simply no getting around that fact. He wont say so, but its screamingly obvious.

And cue him to come on here tomorrow calling me a quitter and everyone else losers etc etc etc boringgggg
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: johnnynoname on September 30, 2010, 08:09:57 PM
this is so accurate its scary
and its so sad he cant admit this.
Fat Panda has mental illness issues, theres just simply no getting around that fact. He wont say so, but its screamingly obvious.

And cue him to come on here tomorrow calling me a quitter and everyone else losers etc etc etc boringgggg

honestly ( and i'm not "trolling") I want to know when was the last time he had sex
and I don't want to know so I can make fun of him or ridicule him- i am just curious if the lack of sexual activity leads to becoming this kind of "character"
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on September 30, 2010, 08:16:37 PM
this Fatpanda character is your garden variety "loner" who is a outcast in the real world and is made fun of because he is fat.

So, he comes on here where he doesn't have to make eye contact with anyone or actually talk to someone and creates this superior character to overcompensate for how the real world treats him because he is really a fat guy that women won't have sex with

....it's basic psychology

Just think about that he knows virtually EVERY superhero comic book ever written.

The guy can argue for 20 pages about if in some 1973 comic book the Hulk was stronger than Spiderman or not. This plus the fact that he's fat and that he makes up his own "superhero" character on getbig all link to a very sad story.  :-\
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 30, 2010, 08:45:05 PM
LOL...this thread is Gold......this is the same guy who quit his contest with Josh because his "honor" is very important to him and he always tells the truth  ::)

he's the biggest fucking liar on this board......i mean we throw the word "delusional' around a lot, but this dude has fucking issues for real. he lives in a fantasy world.

290's at 20%.......Hahahahahahahahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: makaveli25 on September 30, 2010, 08:52:42 PM
My god busted! hahahahahahahahahah
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: el numero uno on September 30, 2010, 09:01:27 PM

Man ive always wanted to bang a full asian... I've only had sex with 2 mixed asian girls... sigh.. my old lady may have an issue with this.

I heard full asians have horizontal pussies, is that true? LOL

(http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/1250/1244230324173.jpg)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: titusisback on September 30, 2010, 09:03:39 PM
9%? I call bullshit. Looks more like 11-12% to me
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Captain Equipoise on September 30, 2010, 09:14:23 PM
if he's 9% then I must be around -36.4%
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: JBGRAY on September 30, 2010, 10:18:53 PM
Fat people who are gurus on Getbig.  Who knew?
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: PJim on September 30, 2010, 10:22:10 PM
this is getbig afterall, anything's  possible
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on September 30, 2010, 10:47:05 PM
9%? I call bullshit. Looks more like 11-12% to me

What do you mean, brain function?
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat.
Post by: _bruce_ on October 01, 2010, 02:44:59 AM
a man with soaps, no doubt about it

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: MORTALCOIL on October 01, 2010, 02:47:10 AM
Seems Fat Panda finally found the guy that measured Flex at 0% BF.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: dr.chimps on October 01, 2010, 03:33:36 AM
You misunderstood him... he said 9% muscle lol
Hehe. Panda does try so very hard, but his delusions and lies always have him punching far above his (intellectual) weight. 
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on October 01, 2010, 03:57:48 AM
Hehe. Panda does try so very hard, but his delusions and lies always have him punching far above his (intellectual) weight. 

the poor guy probably cries over his comic collection every night now.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Tito24 on October 01, 2010, 03:59:11 AM
the comics wont comfort him
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on October 01, 2010, 04:23:36 AM
the comics wont comfort him

Eventually he will realize that he is no Hulk, no Thor and not even Wonderwoman, but maybe maybe he can be The Blob.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 01, 2010, 04:57:34 AM
Eventually he will realize that he is no Hulk, no Thor and not even Wonderwoman, but maybe maybe he can be The Blob.


haha, DK, maybe if he drops 30lbs or so.... ;D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on October 01, 2010, 07:56:08 AM

haha, DK, maybe if he drops 30lbs or so.... ;D

Yes, even The Blob would shiver in fear of "Fatpanda"...  :o :o
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fury on October 01, 2010, 07:57:06 AM
Proof that even the most impressive Google-fu won't get you cut.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: SilverSpoon on October 01, 2010, 08:02:14 AM
this Fatpanda character is your garden variety "loner" who is a outcast in the real world and is made fun of because he is fat.

So, he comes on here where he doesn't have to make eye contact with anyone or actually talk to someone and creates this superior character to overcompensate for how the real world treats him because he is really a fat guy that women won't have sex with

....it's basic psychology

Basically, prior to the pictures being posted, he had created a classic comic book "alter ego", where he was second only to the Hulk in strength.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: jaejonna on October 01, 2010, 08:04:40 AM
lol @ 'guru' title .....
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: CalvinH on October 01, 2010, 08:06:51 AM
Proof that even the most impressive Google-fu won't get you cut.



Google-fu ;D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: medz zeppelin on October 01, 2010, 08:14:09 AM
i personally only eat twice a day every 12hours and i hold size very well - sitting at 253 on monday at 5'11"




Quote from: Fatpanda on September 12, 2008, 12:21:18 PM

protein intake is at around 200g a day - non workout days 330 g workout days due to pre post w/o milk/protein shakes.

bodyfat is around 20% - i can see my top abs.





can you really take in 200 gms - 330 gms and be at around 1000 calories a day........and 100 gms -165gms a meal.....? this guy is a fucking machine....
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: kiwiol on October 01, 2010, 08:15:33 AM
Yes, even The Blob would shiver in fear of "Fatpanda"...  :o :o

Fatpanda would turn the Blob into dipping sauce for his chunky Kit Kats
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: kiwiol on October 01, 2010, 08:16:52 AM


Google-fu ;D

Adonis has a 7th Degree Black Belt in it, if rumours are to be believed.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: TEsticles on October 01, 2010, 08:18:09 AM
what's in a name?...............Fatpanda
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on October 01, 2010, 08:27:25 AM
i personally only eat twice a day every 12hours and i hold size very well - sitting at 253 on monday at 5'11"

lĺl this is so fucking funny
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on October 01, 2010, 08:42:34 AM
Adonis has a 7th Degree Black Belt in it, if rumours are to be believed.

TA is extremely lean though...whatever he does, it gets results. Some of his other claims are suspect...at best though.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on October 01, 2010, 10:56:34 AM
this Fatpanda character is your garden variety "loner" who is a outcast in the real world and is made fun of because he is fat.

So, he comes on here where he doesn't have to make eye contact with anyone or actually talk to someone and creates this superior character to overcompensate for how the real world treats him because he is really a fat guy that women won't have sex with

....it's basic psychology

^ this
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Howard on October 01, 2010, 11:55:54 AM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Fron the nips down, boyah!
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 01, 2010, 01:08:04 PM
my god no one will go to extreme lengths to try to own me  ::)

he only searched through the last 2 years of my posts to try to find something.

not that i should have to explain his stupidity, and how he doesn't comprehend very well.

however for anyone that didn't actually click the quotes and read exactly what i was talking about.

Even 2 years ago it wasn't unheard of for humans to have the ability to discuss things that happened in their own past.  ::)

and yes i was talking in past tense when i was talking about being 9% bf 2 years ago - if you read the thread its pretty clear.

and yes its true i have actually been around 9% in the past. i have pics to prove this - and i will happily post them once the insulin and gh talking steroid munching monster known as no one post his pics with a sign saying i'm no one from getbig.

yes i have also been up to 290 in size. yes i have also taken gear in the past.

before my torn rotators i actually looked ok. last year when i took the pic i hadn't been working out for around a year, i also ate like a pig clearly.

now before the fairy tales start again, i have not had any heart attacks, i am not bald, i am not gay, i do not suffer from mental illness or depression.

i do 100% own no one's mind though.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: medz zeppelin on October 01, 2010, 01:15:56 PM
i am not gay, i do not suffer from mental illness or depression.

i
uh huh
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 01, 2010, 01:20:19 PM
i personally only eat twice a day every 12hours and i hold size very well - sitting at 253 on monday at 5'11"




Quote from: Fatpanda on September 12, 2008, 12:21:18 PM

protein intake is at around 200g a day - non workout days 330 g workout days due to pre post w/o milk/protein shakes.

bodyfat is around 20% - i can see my top abs.





can you really take in 200 gms - 330 gms and be at around 1000 calories a day........and 100 gms -165gms a meal.....? this guy is a fucking machine....

if you click on the thread perhaps it will make more sense.  ;)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Nirvana on October 01, 2010, 01:34:20 PM
I don't know if I like Fatpanda or not...  ???
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 01, 2010, 01:41:59 PM
i do not suffer from mental illness or depression.


gee, and I'm completely normal and have a full time career
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Master Blaster on October 01, 2010, 01:44:41 PM
Hehe. Panda does try so very hard, but his delusions and lies always have him punching far above his (intellectual) weight. 

In life and politics, never punch the clown down.   ;)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: johnnynoname on October 01, 2010, 01:47:35 PM
this will be the THIRD time i post this but I was wondering if Fatpanda could comment on his "sex life"

I'm not doing it to make fun of him or anything.....i'm legitimately curious about what type of sexual frequency he is having in real life (not including my mother, sister or dad as i know he will type some boring response like that)

Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 01, 2010, 01:49:28 PM
this will be the THIRD time i post this but I was wondering if Fatpanda could comment on his "sex life"

I'm not doing it to make fun of him or anything.....i'm legitimately curious about what type of sexual frequency he is having in real life (not including my mother, sister or dad as i know he will type some boring response like that)



your dad gets around  :o
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: johnnynoname on October 01, 2010, 01:50:31 PM
your dad gets around  :o

more than me...which is funny cuz he barely speaks English
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 01, 2010, 03:13:27 PM
my god no one will go to extreme lengths to try to own me  ::)

he only searched through the last 2 years of my posts to try to find something.

not that i should have to explain his stupidity, and how he doesn't comprehend very well.

however for anyone that didn't actually click the quotes and read exactly what i was talking about.

Even 2 years ago it wasn't unheard of for humans to have the ability to discuss things that happened in their own past.  ::)

and yes i was talking in past tense when i was talking about being 9% bf 2 years ago - if you read the thread its pretty clear.

and yes its true i have actually been around 9% in the past. i have pics to prove this - and i will happily post them once the insulin and gh talking steroid munching monster known as no one post his pics with a sign saying i'm no one from getbig.

yes i have also been up to 290 in size. yes i have also taken gear in the past.

before my torn rotators i actually looked ok. last year when i took the pic i hadn't been working out for around a year, i also ate like a pig clearly.

now before the fairy tales start again, i have not had any heart attacks, i am not bald, i am not gay, i do not suffer from mental illness or depression.

i do 100% own no one's mind though.

the only fairy tales are the ones you post....290 at 20% and being 9%.... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL  keep dreaming.  you are pathetic

you expect us to take your word you were basically the size of a BIG offseason pro??   that's hysterical....you can't make this shit up.

Oh wait......i guess you can   :D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: w8m8 on October 01, 2010, 03:33:05 PM
NEWSWORTHY GRAVY SMUGGLER



(http://img3.imagebanana.com/img/1yfizw9b/catfuntnews2.gif)





some images get resized   but you can right click and view image if so
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Jeffro on October 01, 2010, 04:04:12 PM
I'm still in complete and utter disbelief that those pics are actually him.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: FREAKgeek on October 01, 2010, 04:05:35 PM
(http://oi26.tinypic.com/jzcym0.jpg)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on October 01, 2010, 05:54:40 PM
my god no one will go to extreme lengths to try to own me  ::)

he only searched through the last 2 years of my posts to try to find something.

not that i should have to explain his stupidity, and how he doesn't comprehend very well.

however for anyone that didn't actually click the quotes and read exactly what i was talking about.

Even 2 years ago it wasn't unheard of for humans to have the ability to discuss things that happened in their own past.  ::)

and yes i was talking in past tense when i was talking about being 9% bf 2 years ago - if you read the thread its pretty clear.

and yes its true i have actually been around 9% in the past. i have pics to prove this - and i will happily post them once the insulin and gh talking steroid munching monster known as no one post his pics with a sign saying i'm no one from getbig.

yes i have also been up to 290 in size. yes i have also taken gear in the past.

before my torn rotators i actually looked ok. last year when i took the pic i hadn't been working out for around a year, i also ate like a pig clearly.

now before the fairy tales start again, i have not had any heart attacks, i am not bald, i am not gay, i do not suffer from mental illness or depression.

i do 100% own no one's mind though.

haahahahaa, 100% bullshit, that's what this post is.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: jaejonna on October 01, 2010, 05:58:34 PM
Can't wait for these 'in the past' 9% fatpanda pics to be released  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on October 01, 2010, 06:31:44 PM
Can't wait for these 'in the past' 9% fatpanda pics to be released  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

I heard that fatpanda at 9% actually has a guest posing scene in TA's 225x113 movie.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on October 01, 2010, 07:41:06 PM
slept late today, no breakfast.

meal 1 -milk + protein powder = 274cals, 33p, 14c, 9f

steady state cardio = 30 mins @ 63% VO2 max/ 115-120 bpm, which is where peak fat oxidation occurs according to studies.

snack - coffee and 2 chunky kitkats = 591cals, 9p, 67c, 32f

meal 2 - sweet chilli chicken noodles = 536cals, 26p, 91c, 6f

snack - peanut m&ms = 2p, 13c, 7f

meal 3 - sweet chilli chicken = 480cals, 35p, 74c, 2f

daily totals = 2001cals, 105p, 258c, 56f
ratios = 21/49/25




BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on October 01, 2010, 07:46:11 PM

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

He does have a nice bathroom.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 01, 2010, 07:48:42 PM
NEWSWORTHY GRAVY SMUGGLER



(http://img3.imagebanana.com/img/1yfizw9b/catfuntnews2.gif)





some images get resized   but you can right click and view image if so

this is absolute gold---amazing work
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on October 01, 2010, 07:54:16 PM
this is absolute gold---amazing work

'we'll try and find his cock ' says fatpanda dick discovery team.

ahahahahahahahahahaa
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on October 01, 2010, 08:04:18 PM
Can't wait for these 'in the past' 9% fatpanda pics to be released  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)


first things first- if, as he states, he was 256 at 20% then he'll have been about 225-230 pounds at 9%.

secondly, why would such a physical specimen weighing 230 pound at 9%, post a pic like this- because he's modest?

this guy lies so much its borderline pathological.







Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 01, 2010, 08:05:57 PM

first things first- if, as he states, he was 256 at 20% then he'll have been about 225-230 pounds at 9%.

secondly, why would such a physical specimen weighing 230 pound at 9% post a pic like this- because he's modest?

this guys lies so much its borderline pathological.









but doesnt he "own" you on here all the time?   ::) ::) ::)

you must be jealous  ;D   (obvious sarcasm)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on October 01, 2010, 08:10:41 PM
but doesnt he "own" you on here all the time?   ::) ::) ::)

you must be jealous  ;D   (obvious sarcasm)


he certainly likes to go on about how he 'owns' people, doesn't he.

very child-like in that regard.

poor guy can't even see that every time he opens his mouth he becomes a bigger joke than he was the time before- not that im complaining. lol

Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on October 01, 2010, 08:13:22 PM
this will be the THIRD time i post this but I was wondering if Fatpanda could comment on his "sex life"

I'm not doing it to make fun of him or anything.....i'm legitimately curious about what type of sexual frequency he is having in real life (not including my mother, sister or dad as i know he will type some boring response like that)



x2

bump for a response.

Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 01, 2010, 08:16:03 PM

he certainly likes to go on about how he 'owns' people, doesn't he.

very child-like in that regard.

poor guy can't even see that every time he opens his mouth he becomes a bigger joke than he was the time before- not that im complaining. lol



pffft think that I once stuck up for him against you because you dont post a picture

i should be in the hall of shame for that

also--while i was typing this i fell off my computer chair  >:(-----stupid lean back lever
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: kevinf on October 02, 2010, 06:29:15 AM
bump
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on October 02, 2010, 06:53:18 AM
how old is fp?
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 02, 2010, 11:45:05 AM
how old is fp?

34 or 35
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 02, 2010, 01:32:14 PM
I'm not sure whether to call him FatQuitter or FatLiar at this point
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 02, 2010, 02:48:44 PM
(http://i53.tinypic.com/1pjszq.jpg)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: WillGrant on October 02, 2010, 04:30:31 PM
(http://oi26.tinypic.com/jzcym0.jpg)
Any more ?  :D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: TrueGrit on October 02, 2010, 04:39:03 PM
Lotta sweets(candy) on this diet..but hey, if it works then good luck to you man..
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: FREAKgeek on October 02, 2010, 04:58:17 PM
Any more ?  :D

I wish.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on October 02, 2010, 05:01:31 PM
Any more ?  :D

Quads are too big for my taste...
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: TrueGrit on October 02, 2010, 05:07:06 PM
Quads are too big for my taste...

Kinda looked shopped when compared to her t-rex arms. Still, hawt as hell and nice to see her dropping shorts in the lot. Looks like some nice roast beef down thar too!
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on October 02, 2010, 06:48:03 PM
Kinda looked shopped when compared to her t-rex arms. Still, hawt as hell and nice to see her dropping shorts in the lot. Looks like some nice roast beef down thar too!

I personally dislike roast beef labia; I like them trim and tucked.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 02, 2010, 06:49:22 PM
theres a high stakes player on pokerstars with the screen name "beef curtains"---I always lol'd at that
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on October 02, 2010, 06:56:26 PM
Lotta sweets(candy) on this diet..but hey, if it works then good luck to you man..

Yes, he seems to have been very successful with this diet so far...  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: dogbowl on October 02, 2010, 07:26:30 PM
This panda person just needs to spend a year or two dropping the bodyfat.  Cutting out the kitkats would be a good start.  Trimmed-down he would probably be quite muscular if he's using 50kg dumbells for so many different exercises. 

Kinda looked shopped when compared to her t-rex arms. Still, hawt as hell and nice to see her dropping shorts in the lot. Looks like some nice roast beef down thar too!
I remember seeing a non-shopped version.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on October 02, 2010, 07:44:36 PM
This panda person just needs to spend a year or two dropping the bodyfat.  Cutting out the kitkats would be a good start.  Trimmed-down he would probably be quite muscular if he's using 50kg dumbells for so many different exercises. 



50kg deadlift is quite impressive. You haven't even seen his form, so you can't commend on this. As well, and this is even more important, Fatpanda has been lying the shit out of him constantly, there's not even a reason to believe that he uses 50kg dumbell(s?) and not only 20s.

But i agree with you that cutting out KitKat and wine gums is a good start.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on October 03, 2010, 07:07:33 AM

the fat prick is still posting but avoiding this thread like the plague. at least he's not entirely stupid.

here's today 'diet log'

 Sunday weigh in = 246.5lbs

Weight loss this week = +0.25lbs   :(

total weight loss = 7.25lbs


slept late today, no breakfast.

meal 1 - milk and protein powder = 273cals, 33p, 14c, 9f

cardio - 30mins @ 63% VO2 max/ 115-120 bpm, which is where peak fat oxidation occurs according to studies.

snack - coffee + chunky kitkat = 328cals, 6p, 36c, 18f

meal 2 - turkey fajitas with spicy mexican rice = 434cals, 40p, 48c, 9f

snack - strawberry cheesecake haagen dazs ice cream = 490cals, 7p, 52c, 29f

meal 3 - chicken korma = 473cals, 41p, 18c, 25f

daily totals = 1998cals, 127p, 168c, 89f
ratios = 25/31/40

scale showed an small increase in weight this week.


'the scale shows a small increase in weight' he says.

 :D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 03, 2010, 07:14:18 AM
this will be the THIRD time i post this but I was wondering if Fatpanda could comment on his "sex life"

I'm not doing it to make fun of him or anything.....i'm legitimately curious about what type of sexual frequency he is having in real life (not including my mother, sister or dad as i know he will type some boring response like that)



its the first time i've saw you ask about my sex life.

i know for a fact i would never fuck your mom, sister etc not with that family nose  :-X

however i find it very worrying that a known pole smoker is interested in my sex life  :-X

but you are baring up the wrong tree here. i'm not an insecure teen, or a bullshitter craving attention trying to get 'bragging rights' and 'respect' here by posting pics of girlfirends, wives etc

good luck finding masterbation material elswhere  :-X
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: johnnynoname on October 03, 2010, 07:15:31 AM
its the first time i've saw you ask about my sex life.

i know for a fact i would never fuck your mom, sister etc not with that family nose  :-X

however i find it very worrying that a known pole smoker is interested in my sex life  :-X

but you are baring up the wrong tree here. i'm not an insecure teen, or a bullshitter craving attention trying to get 'bragging rights' and 'respect' here by posting pics of girlfirends, wives etc

good luck finding masterbation material elswhere  :-X

when was the last time you had sex with a woman, fatass?


btw, YOU ARE "insecure"

see, you use all these terms like "Protein syntesis" and "VO2 Max" because you want people to think you are "smart". 
Most people in the fitness industry (which, whether you like it or not, I work in) don't use those terms ever
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: wavelength on October 03, 2010, 07:18:53 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Think about FP what you want, he knows more about nutrition than 99% of GB.
Including all the "experts" and "gurus".
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: TEsticles on October 03, 2010, 07:23:52 AM
(http://)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on October 03, 2010, 07:25:34 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Think about FP what you want, he knows more about nutrition than 99% of GB.
Including all the "experts" and "gurus".

Nun gut, der ist auch ein gemeines Arschloch; da werden automatisch abertausende von Punkten abgezogen, wobei ich mich selber nicht an der Haenselei dessen beteilige. Ich stehe drueber.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: johnnynoname on October 03, 2010, 07:28:31 AM
Nun gut, der ist auch ein gemeines Arschloch; da werden automatisch abertausende von Punkten abgezogen, wobei ich mich selber nicht an der Haenselei dessen beteilige. Ich stehe drueber.

listen mother fucker
this is the thread where we all gang up on the fat, Scottish Virgin not the bald homo who starts shitty threads

Start speaking that Jew-killing language somewhere else, handsome
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on October 03, 2010, 07:30:22 AM
listen mother fucker
this is the thread where we all gang up on the fat, Scottish Virgin not the bald homo who starts shitty threads

Start speaking that Jew-killing language somewhere else, handsome

All I said is the following:

Sure, but he is also a mean asshole; you lose legions of points just for that; though I won't participate in making fun of him. I am above that.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: wavelength on October 03, 2010, 07:32:39 AM
Nun gut, der ist auch ein gemeines Arschloch; da werden automatisch abertausende von Punkten abgezogen, wobei ich mich selber nicht an der Haenselei dessen beteilige. Ich stehe drueber.

Keine Ahnung, was er gegen dich hat.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: johnnynoname on October 03, 2010, 07:33:05 AM
nobody is above making fun of fat people

seriously, that is why the Lord Jesus Christ made fat people



I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Think about FP what you want, he knows more about nutrition than 99% of GB.
Including all the "experts" and "gurus".

i like how the "nutrtion expert" didn't lose weight this week (as per his journal entry)

mind you, the "nutrtion expert" didn't list his BF% so he can't use that "I didn't lose weight but my BF% decreased" argument cuz there is no documentation
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 03, 2010, 07:34:23 AM

first things first- if, as he states, he was 256 at 20% then he'll have been about 225-230 pounds at 9%.

secondly, why would such a physical specimen weighing 230 pound at 9%, post a pic like this- because he's modest?

this guy lies so much its borderline pathological.

i thought i was 290 @ 20% bf  ::)

try to keep you pitiful attempts at ownings the same at least.

anyone who reads that past thread will see exactly what i said, and its very different to what you are claiming.

i have said many times i have been fat at 290. and very slim at 147, but i didn't think i was ever under 9%, and i was doing cardio and eating practically nothing to get to that weight - this is the reality, and is the last time i will talk about this.

if you would like to know more read my previous posts.

now onto you - you are a pityful sack of shit.

i have offered to post my pics at 9% bf if you post a pic with a card saying i'm no one.

If i don't ron can delete my account.

you claim to be so massive, you claim you take insulin, gh, and huge quantities of steroids yet you cannot post 1 pic of your physique to prove this ::) imagine the owning of me if you did - i would want to kill myself.  ::)

why have you not taken me up on this ? yes i really wonder  ::)

you are a waste of my time.

the people who believe you are obviously idiots who cannot read or deliberately trying to annoy me - the truth doesn't matter to them or you.

so i'm done with you, from this moment on you will never be acknowledged by me again until you get the balls to post your pic.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on October 03, 2010, 07:38:42 AM
Keine Ahnung, was er gegen dich hat.

Alles, was ich sagen wollte, war, dass er kein Unschuldiger hier ist; weisst du eigentlich, wie er fruehr ueber die Leute hier herzog? Ich hatte damals keinerlei x100 Agression gegen ihn angefangen, doch musste er mich angreifen und beschimpfen. Wer Wind saet, wird Sturm ernten. Ich bin nicht hier, um andere Leute fertigzumachen, sondern weil ich eine gewisse Bruderschaft mit Manchen hier habe, einschliesslich mit dir. Was dem Panda passiert, ist mir egal.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 03, 2010, 07:40:22 AM
on a side note that old thread that my posts come from is actually a great thread, and involves lots of great discussions.

it also shows just how ignorant i was about the diet wave and adonis promoted.   :-[

i clearly didn't agree with it due to past experiences and 'brainwashing' from the magazines.

now look at how i've changed  8)

wave and adonis got me thinking, made me study the whole calorie aspect in great detail.

what i learned blew my mind, they taught me a great deal, and i am greatful for it.

perhaps you guys who are doing the same to me now will one day look at it differently too, and see the light, as i did.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: wavelength on October 03, 2010, 07:45:01 AM
i like how the "nutrtion expert" didn't lose weight this week (as per his journal entry)
mind you, the "nutrtion expert" didn't list his BF% so he can't use that "I didn't lose weight but my BF% decreased" argument cuz there is no documentation

Doesn't matter. He could get fatter and fatter, be the biggest asshole in the world (which he isn't in my humble opinion), and still be right.

Alles, was ich sagen wollte, war, dass er kein Unschuldiger hier ist; weisst du eigentlich, wie er fruehr ueber die Leute hier herzog? Ich hatte damals keinerlei x100 Agression gegen ihn angefangen, doch musste er mich angreifen und beschimpfen. Wer Wind saet, wird Sturm ernten. Ich bin nicht hier, um andere Leute fertigzumachen, sondern weil ich eine gewisse Bruderschaft mit Manchen hier habe, einschliesslich mit dir. Was dem Panda passiert, ist mir egal.

You gotta take the good with the bad. Taking someone's advise although you hate his guts is a true man's feat.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 03, 2010, 07:45:19 AM
Andy Garcia has spoken!

Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: johnnynoname on October 03, 2010, 07:50:37 AM
andy garcia is avoiding the "sex" question so i'm pretty sure he isn't getting laid much.

He can copy and paste as much shit on here as he wants but that fat fuck isn't cumming............a life without cumming is a life not worth living
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 03, 2010, 07:50:44 AM
All I said is the following:

Sure, but he is also a mean asshole; you lose legions of points just for that; though I won't participate in making fun of him. I am above that.

this is why i am mean to you.  >:(

toughen up, be a man.

you think these permabulkers, twinks and gimmicks that insult me for being fat hurt my feelings ? of course not.

do they annoy me ? of course, do they get under my skin? sometimes of course - especially by their stupidity ( however i find that is americans in general - not all though)

i have lol'd at some of the photoshops.

that news one earlier makes me want to post my clear pic again so my clear face is on it - its that good.

i only insult you for a laugh, if i thought for one minute you were really hurt by what i was saying about your pussy lips i wouldn't say anything.

and i have actually gave you praise in the past before too - for your physique of all things  :o pehaps you missed it.

anyway i am a complex person with lots of faults and good points too, most people are  ;)

the funny thing is that what i'm hated for the most here ( a fault in my stalkers eyes)  i.e. giving good advice based on scientific facts is a good thing for me to do in my eyes ;D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on October 03, 2010, 07:52:48 AM
Doesn't matter. He could get fatter and fatter, be the biggest asshole in the world (which he isn't in my humble opinion), and still be right.

You gotta take the good with the bad. Taking someone's advise although you hate his guts is a true man's feat.

True enough, on both accounts; irrelevant for body composition. ;D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 03, 2010, 07:53:26 AM
50kg deadlift is quite impressive. You haven't even seen his form, so you can't commend on this. As well, and this is even more important, Fatpanda has been lying the shit out of him constantly, there's not even a reason to believe that he uses 50kg dumbell(s?) and not only 20s.

But i agree with you that cutting out KitKat and wine gums is a good start.

a 50kg deadlift is not impressive, i could do and have done a lot more.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: johnnynoname on October 03, 2010, 07:54:29 AM


You gotta take the good with the bad. Taking someone's advise although you hate his guts is a true man's feat.

let's be honest- NOBODY is taking that fat virgin's advice on here or in real life
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: wavelength on October 03, 2010, 07:55:07 AM
let's be honest- NOBODY is taking that fat virgin's advice on here or in real life

I did and it did help me a great deal.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 03, 2010, 07:56:31 AM
let's be honest- NOBODY is taking that fat virgin's advice on here or in real life

you seem to be upset with me.

is it because you weigh less than the dumbbells i am inclining ?
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: johnnynoname on October 03, 2010, 07:59:17 AM
you seem to be upset with me.

is it because you weigh less than the dumbbells i am inclining ?

when was the last time you had sex with a woman, fatass?
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 03, 2010, 08:10:39 AM
when was the last time you had sex with a woman, fatass?

when was the last time YOU had sex with a woman twink ? if ever homo.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: unracked on October 03, 2010, 08:11:37 AM
the fat prick is still posting but avoiding this thread like the plague. at least he's not entirely stupid.

here's today 'diet log'


'the scale shows a small increase in weight' he says.

 :D
7 lbs in how many months.. What a tool, stick with your diet obesepanda.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: unracked on October 03, 2010, 08:15:25 AM
when was the last time you had sex with a woman, fatass?
You don't honestly believe a woman would go near FP. He won't tell you when he had sex last because it would be too embarrassing.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: johnnynoname on October 03, 2010, 08:27:12 AM
when was the last time YOU had sex with a woman twink ? if ever homo.

2 weeks ago yesterday- you?
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on October 03, 2010, 10:44:34 AM
i thought i was 290 @ 20% bf  ::)

try to keep you pitiful attempts at ownings the same at least.

anyone who reads that past thread will see exactly what i said, and its very different to what you are claiming.

i have said many times i have been fat at 290. and very slim at 147, but i didn't think i was ever under 9%, and i was doing cardio and eating practically nothing to get to that weight - this is the reality, and is the last time i will talk about this.

if you would like to know more read my previous posts.

now onto you - you are a pityful sack of shit.

i have offered to post my pics at 9% bf if you post a pic with a card saying i'm no one.

If i don't ron can delete my account.

you claim to be so massive, you claim you take insulin, gh, and huge quantities of steroids yet you cannot post 1 pic of your physique to prove this ::) imagine the owning of me if you did - i would want to kill myself.  ::)

why have you not taken me up on this ? yes i really wonder  ::)

you are a waste of my time.

the people who believe you are obviously idiots who cannot read or deliberately trying to annoy me - the truth doesn't matter to them or you.

so i'm done with you, from this moment on you will never be acknowledged by me again until you get the balls to post your pic.

ahahahaha easy fatbody, someone your size is liable to have a heart attack or a stroke getting all steamed like that- i'm sure your blood pressure is already sky high judging from the corpulent mess you call a body.

why the fuck would i care what you think i look like? like i told josh, i dont give a fuck what you are anyone else on the board perceives me to look like, pepperoni nips. i post here for my own humour, not to humour you, get it?

you can't accept that you are ever wrong, can you- look at the bolded sentence- anyone who disagrees with you is either an 'idiot who cannot read, or simply trying to annoy' you. only you are ever right.

you're fucked dude. seriously.

thank you for making my quest to expose you as the sociopathic head case you are so much easier.

no, truthfully- thank you.

ahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahaha



Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 03, 2010, 10:56:08 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Think about FP what you want, he knows more about nutrition than 99% of GB.
Including all the "experts" and "gurus".

Gee...I wonder if you would be calling FatLiar an "expert" in nutrition if he posted just as many studies as he does but he DIDNT agree with your calorie is a calorie schtick.  ;)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: johnnynoname on October 03, 2010, 10:59:50 AM
fact in this matter is this- the "expert" should be able to have abs by February if he is such a expert

time will tell
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on October 03, 2010, 11:02:29 AM
fact in this matter is this- the "expert" should be able to have abs by February if he is such a expert

time will tell

well at the rate he's gaining weight we should give him at least till next november.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 03, 2010, 11:22:28 AM
Gee...I wonder if you would be calling FatLiar an "expert" in nutrition if he posted just as many studies as he does but he DIDNT agree with your calorie is a calorie schtick.  ;)

DING DING wavelength read this statement and answer it
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 03, 2010, 02:46:06 PM
Gee...I wonder if you would be calling FatLiar an "expert" in nutrition if he posted just as many studies as he does but he DIDNT agree with your calorie is a calorie schtick.  ;)
[/quote



like i said in my previous post, if anyone actually read that thread they would see i DIDN'T agree with wavelength.

like i said the only ones agreeing with no one are IDIOTS !
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: HTexan on October 03, 2010, 03:15:32 PM
someone post the pic i photoshopped of him as hulk with a chicken wing. I deleted it.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 03, 2010, 03:44:13 PM
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Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on October 03, 2010, 05:18:08 PM
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oh shit!

ahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: BIG_STI on October 03, 2010, 05:42:11 PM
I'm almost at the point where i feel sorry for this obese, homeless loser
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on October 03, 2010, 05:58:07 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Think about FP what you want, he knows more about nutrition than 99% of GB.
Including all the "experts" and "gurus".

I rather know less and put THAT into reality than google-fu my ass off and look like fatpanda.

This guy obviously knows NOTHING about nutrition, have you seen his "diet log"?
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on October 03, 2010, 06:02:36 PM
a 50kg deadlift is not impressive, i could do and have done a lot more.

No it isn't you fat idiot, and it seems that your workout are as shitty as they are because all you own is ONE 50kg dumbell.

If i was as fat as you, I'd be afraid to go to a gym as well.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: wavelength on October 04, 2010, 03:59:31 AM
I rather know less and put THAT into reality than google-fu my ass off and look like fatpanda.
This guy obviously knows NOTHING about nutrition, have you seen his "diet log"?

He knows more than you.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on October 04, 2010, 04:22:33 AM
He knows more than you.

I seriously doubt that, honey.

I have never bothered with discussing nutrition or training here on the board, because nobody listens or gives a fuck anyways.
What's on a total different page though is that no matter what fatidiot knows or not, he is apparently unable to put anything of it into practice.

This being said, it's better to be a stupid white page hillbilly like Daddywaddy and look good than be an annoying smartass and look like a big pile of shit.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: wavelength on October 04, 2010, 04:25:00 AM
I seriously doubt that, honey.

I have never bothered with discussing nutrition or training here on the board, because nobody listens or gives a fuck anyways.
What's on a total different page though is that no matter what fatidiot knows or not, he is apparently unable to put anything of it into practice.

This being said, it's better to be a stupid white page hillbilly like Daddywaddy and look good than be an annoying smartass and look like a big pile of shit.

He knows more than you, by a country mile.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: MORTALCOIL on October 04, 2010, 04:27:52 AM
Fat Panda's only option has nothing to do with nutrition nor working out. It's seclusion. and photoshop
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on October 04, 2010, 04:29:12 AM
He knows more than you, by a country mile.

He knows shit, like you do.

He claims you can exchange carbs and fats and it will make no difference.

You don't know what i know, so your claims are ridiculous at best. You are getting more and more arrogant and annoying, WL.

You're not even in the Fitness class at your stats, yet you claim you know about bodybuilding.


Do me a favor and build 80kg ripped with your diet, and compete in a show, then we talk again about BB.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: wavelength on October 04, 2010, 04:31:45 AM
He knows shit, like you do.

He claims you can exchange carbs and fats and it will make no difference.

You don't know what i know, so your claims are ridiculous at best. You are getting more and more arrogant and annoying, WL.

You're not even in the Fitness class at your stats, yet you claim you know about bodybuilding.


Do me a favor and build 80kg ripped with your diet, and compete in a show, then we talk again about BB.

I can only judge what I have read from him and you. From that, it's very clear that he knows more than you. But feel free to enlighten us anytime you want.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on October 04, 2010, 04:36:37 AM
I can only judge what I have read from him and you. From that, it's very clear that he knows more than you. But feel free to enlighten us anytime you want.

I don't give a shit enough about you or getbig to need to prove anything.


What i know is that i don't look like an Auschwitz victim with a decent bf level or like a barrel of lard.

 
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: wavelength on October 04, 2010, 04:37:47 AM
I don't give a shit enough about you or getbig to need to prove anything.
What i know is that i don't look like an Auschwitz victim with a decent bf level or like a barrel of lard.

LOL
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 04, 2010, 02:56:51 PM
He knows shit, like you do.

He claims you can exchange carbs and fats and it will make no difference.

You don't know what i know, so your claims are ridiculous at best. You are getting more and more arrogant and annoying, WL.

You're not even in the Fitness class at your stats, yet you claim you know about bodybuilding.


Do me a favor and build 80kg ripped with your diet, and compete in a show, then we talk again about BB.

it is more than clear from your posts you know nothing.

there is no need to labour the point.

the fact that you are melting more and more every time you post also shows you are clearly aware we are aware of your stupidity.

also attacking wave is pathetic, you have posted 1 pic of a fat calf  ::)

while wave has posted full physique pics displaying a ripped physique - all achieved by that which you claim is impossible.

you are a joke.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: benchmstr on October 04, 2010, 03:14:46 PM
it is more than clear from your posts you know nothing.

there is no need to labour the point.

the fact that you are melting more and more every time you post also shows you are clearly aware we are aware of your stupidity.

also attacking wave is pathetic, you have posted 1 pic of a fat calf  ::)

while wave has posted full physique pics displaying a ripped physique - all achieved by that which you claim is impossible.

you are a joke.
then show he is a joke and be ripped in november.....after all you are the expert....and you should have no problem with this, correct?....

bench
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 04, 2010, 03:16:10 PM
then show he is a joke and be ripped in november.....after all you are the expert....and you should have no problem with this, correct?....

bench

talking of idiots.......
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 04, 2010, 03:17:34 PM
talking of idiots.......

wow
thats quite a comeback
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: benchmstr on October 04, 2010, 03:18:04 PM
talking of idiots.......
dont back track....you say you know all of this stuff....PROOVE IT!!..

COME IN RIPPED BY THE END OF NOVEMBER USING YOUR METHODS......

if not?.....well...youll see ;)

think long and hard about your response JT...

bench
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 04, 2010, 03:23:45 PM
dont back track....you say you know all of this stuff....PROOVE IT!!..

COME IN RIPPED BY THE END OF NOVEMBER USING YOUR METHODS......

if not?.....well...youll see ;)

think long and hard about your response JT...

bench

i'm not jt first of all, but thanks for the compliment.

jt's a great guy.

i cannot come in ripped by the end of november, i have too many drinking sessions planned.

all you need to know is i will continue to lose weight week after week until i am ripped, weather that is a week from now, feb next year or whenever.

are you claiming you could get ripped in 2 months with no steroids, fat burners, and maintain all/most muscle mass ?
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 04, 2010, 03:25:11 PM
i'm not jt first of all, but thanks for the compliment.

jt's a great guy.

i cannot come in ripped by the end of november, i have too many drinking sessions planned.

all you need to know is i will continue to lose weight week after week until i am ripped, weather that is a week from now, feb next year or whenever.

are you claiming you could get ripped in 2 months with no steroids, fat burners, and maintain all/most muscle mass ?

the man of vast intelligence,............whether

so now come the cant do it by February excuses

lucky I quit hey?   ;) :D :D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: benchmstr on October 04, 2010, 03:27:12 PM
i'm not jt first of all, but thanks for the compliment.

jt's a great guy.

i cannot come in ripped by the end of november, i have too many drinking sessions planned.

all you need to know is i will continue to lose weight week after week until i am ripped, weather that is a week from now, feb next year or whenever.

are you claiming you could get ripped in 2 months with no steroids, fat burners, and maintain all/most muscle mass ?
i am not claiming anything exept that you dont know shit, and cant get into shape...proove me wrong...oh wait, you cant...cause you are talking out of your fat ass...

and yes..i know a lot more about you than you could imagin at this point......

bench
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 04, 2010, 03:28:56 PM
the man of vast intelligence,............whether

so now come the cant do it by February excuses

 lucky I quit hey?   ;) :D :D
::)

we have been over this.

if you hadn't quit like i knew you would, i would have had you comiting suicide.

thankfully my karma does not have to carry that burden.
i am not claiming anything exept that you dont know shit, and cant get into shape...proove me wrong...oh wait, you cant...cause you are talking out of your fat ass...

and yes..i know a lot more about you than you could imagin at this point......

bench

yes so you keep proving by your highly intellectual debates here  ::)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: johnnynoname on October 04, 2010, 03:30:28 PM


all you need to know is i will continue to lose weight week after week until i am ripped, weather that is a week from now, feb next year or whenever.



that's a bit of a cop out

I mean what is the point of knowing all this "stuff" when you can't get in great shape in a "relative" short amount of time

I mean, any regular idiot off the street can lose weight progressively over a long period- just eat right and exercise moderately

basically, what you are saying in the quoted statement is that since avesher isn't in this "challenge" anymore I can take it easy
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 04, 2010, 03:31:25 PM
::)

we have been over this.

if you hadn't quit like i knew you would, i would have had you comiting suicide.

thankfully my karma does not have to carry that burden.



yes
oh the horrors, there is obviously no doubt that you will look better come February 1,..............the brutality I shall live with





















 :D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: benchmstr on October 04, 2010, 03:32:40 PM
::)

we have been over this.

if you hadn't quit like i knew you would, i would have had you comiting suicide.

thankfully my karma does not have to carry that burden.
yes so you keep proving by your highly intellectual debates here  ::)

so your backing out again...figures.....you just keep changing the subject.....thanks for showing everyone that you are wrong..

bench
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 04, 2010, 03:37:30 PM
i could certainly get ripped in 2 months, but it would involve a lot of needless suffering, hours upon hours of cardio, and i'd lose a lot of muscle mass in the process. why would i do that just to prove i could to make some faceless idiot gimmicks happy  ::)

when you post pics ripped we'll talk.

until then.................... ......................

enjoy the wait till feb, and continuing to pretend you are a beast  ::)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: johnnynoname on October 04, 2010, 03:39:10 PM
i could certainly get ripped in 2 months, but it would involve a lot of needless suffering, hours upon hours of cardio, and i'd lose a lot of muscle mass in the process.



typical fat person response
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 04, 2010, 03:39:36 PM
i could certainly get ripped in 2 months, but it would involve a lot of needless suffering, hours upon hours of cardio, and i'd lose a lot of muscle mass in the process. why would i do that just to prove i could to make some faceless idiot gimmicks happy  ::)

when you post pics ripped we'll talk.

until then.................... ......................

enjoy the wait till feb, and continuing to pretend you are a beast  ::)

in before epic replies
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: benchmstr on October 04, 2010, 03:40:46 PM


typical fat person response
bro, hes not fat....hes hooge from all the muscle!!!!

 ::)

bench
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: kevinf on October 04, 2010, 03:41:49 PM
i could certainly get ripped in 2 months, but it would involve a lot of needless suffering, hours upon hours of cardio, and i'd lose a lot of muscle mass in the process. why would i do that just to prove i could to make some faceless idiot gimmicks happy  ::)



First you have to have muscle mass before you can lose it, you fat fuck
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: lovemonkey on October 04, 2010, 03:43:34 PM
i could certainly get ripped in 2 months, but it would involve a lot of needless suffering, hours upon hours of cardio, and i'd lose a lot of muscle mass in the process. why would i do that just to prove i could to make some faceless idiot gimmicks happy  ::)

when you post pics ripped we'll talk.

until then.................... ......................

enjoy the wait till feb, and continuing to pretend you are a beast  ::)

Why not lose a ton of weight and sacrifice whatever muscle mass you might have and look like a normal human being and then workout hard for a couple of months at an actual gym and gain that muscle back. You'd look a million times better than you do now. If I looked like you I'd be a total social recluse and have zero self esteem, just saying.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: johnnynoname on October 04, 2010, 03:45:16 PM
bro, hes not fat....hes hooge from all the muscle!!!!

 ::)

bench

you're right actually

actually, he isn't fat- his muscles just have a struture that make him look like a fat piece of shit
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 04, 2010, 03:46:52 PM
i'm doing it my way because i want to do it my way.

its not difficult to understand  ;D

even for the mentally challenged queers on this thread surely  ;)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: lovemonkey on October 04, 2010, 03:50:53 PM
i'm doing it my way because i want to do it my way.

its not difficult to understand  ;D

even for the mentally challenged queers on this thread surely  ;)

lolololl you have nothing of value, you have no authority to speak bad of anyone!

A lonely geek ex homeless disgustingly fat blob of lard working 12 hours shifts that doesn't even have the balls(or money?) to go to a proper gym. On top of that you have the willpower and spine of a sponge.

That's you.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 04, 2010, 03:53:10 PM
lolololl you have nothing of value, you have no authority to speak bad of anyone!

A lonely geek ex homeless disgustingly fat blob of lard working 12 hours shifts that doesn't even have the balls(or money?) to go to a proper gym. On top of that you have the willpower and spine of a sponge.

That's you.

calm down bones, you'll break one of your stick like arms if you keep pounding the keyboard like that  :-\
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 04, 2010, 03:53:50 PM
lolololl you have nothing of value, you have no authority to speak bad of anyone!

A lonely geek ex homeless disgustingly fat blob of lard working 12 hours shifts that doesn't even have the balls(or money?) to go to a proper gym. On top of that you have the willpower and spine of a sponge.

That's you.

dont talk to Andy Garcia that way >:(
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: lovemonkey on October 04, 2010, 03:58:28 PM
calm down bones, you'll break one of your stick like arms if you keep pounding the keyboard like that  :-\

hahahah alright midget, close your big tuna smelling vagina and do something worthwile with your life.

On a sidenote, I'd rather sport an Auschwitz look than having anything that remotely resembles yours. That way I'm still able to actually date females.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 04, 2010, 04:05:00 PM
hahahah alright midget, close your big tuna smelling vagina and do something worthwile with your life.

On a sidenote, I'd rather sport an Auschwitz look than having anything that remotely resembles yours. That way I'm still able to actually date females.

yes i hear chicks dig that twink look these days.

plus it comes in handy when buying clothes, as you don't have to pay adult prices.

not to mention cinema prices.

also your ability to always win hide and seek with your friends because you can hide behind lamp posts must be great.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: lovemonkey on October 04, 2010, 04:08:24 PM
yes i hear chicks dig that twink look these days.

plus it comes in handy when buying clothes, as you don't have to pay adult prices.

not to mention cinema prices.

also your ability to always win hide and seek with your friends because you can hide behind lamp posts must be great.

Yes yes, all those things are better than to:

Having to buy square miles of fabric to cover yourself

Live life alone

Feel and look like a failure, people with strong will don't end up looking jabba the hut

Cinema prices, where you have to pay for two seats when you go there alone

Always losing hide and seek because there is nothing in nature that could hide you
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 04, 2010, 04:09:26 PM
Yes yes, all those things are better than to:

Having to buy square miles of fabric to cover yourself

Live life alone

Feel and look like a failure, people with strong will don't end up looking jabba the hut

Cinema prices, where you have to pay for two seats when you go there alone

Always losing hide and seek because is nothing in nature that could hide you


that line is gold
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 04, 2010, 04:12:18 PM
Yes yes, all those things are better than to:

Having to buy square miles of fabric to cover yourself

Live life alone

Feel and look like a failure, people with strong will don't end up looking jabba the hut

Cinema prices, where you have to pay for two seats when you go there alone

Always losing hide and seek because is nothing in nature that could hide you

you are lucky you have stick arms or you would have no money due to constantly having to replace the keyboard you are cleary smashing in a wave or emotion.

do i upset you that much bones ? - was the owning that bad ?  ;D

i bet you haven't put on a single ounce of muscle since you last had to balls to post here.  ;D

you tiny tits make me laugh.  :D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on October 04, 2010, 04:13:13 PM
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: lovemonkey on October 04, 2010, 04:15:09 PM
you are lucky you have stick arms or you would have no money due to constantly having to replace the keyboard you are cleary smashing in a wave or emotion.

do i upset you that much bones ? - was the owning that bad ?  ;D

i bet you haven't put on a single ounce of muscle since you last had to balls to post here.  ;D

you tiny tits make me laugh.  :D

I'd say 96kg at 190cm with abs is good enough. What do you have? Short stature and fat?

Not so much upset rather than fascinated and amused.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on October 04, 2010, 04:34:36 PM


typical fat person response

God damn this guy is fucking delusional.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Master Blaster on October 04, 2010, 04:41:31 PM
What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on October 04, 2010, 11:22:43 PM
Yes yes, all those things are better than to:

Having to buy square miles of fabric to cover yourself

Live life alone

Feel and look like a failure, people with strong will don't end up looking jabba the hut

Cinema prices, where you have to pay for two seats when you go there alone

Always losing hide and seek because there is nothing in nature that could hide you

rotflmao
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on October 04, 2010, 11:26:51 PM
i could certainly get ripped in 2 months, but it would involve a lot of needless suffering, hours upon hours of cardio, and i'd lose a lot of muscle mass in the process. why would i do that just to prove i could to make some faceless idiot gimmicks happy  ::)

when you post pics ripped we'll talk.

until then.................... ......................

enjoy the wait till feb, and continuing to pretend you are a beast  ::)

lol- what muscle?

delusional: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusion

hope this helps, sparky.

Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: kiwiol on October 04, 2010, 11:36:38 PM
lol- what muscle?

delusional: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusion

hope this helps, sparky.



Reality can be a real bitch at times, lol
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on October 04, 2010, 11:36:57 PM
oh god i cant belive he posted that humilating pic of him self on get big of all places  :o
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 05, 2010, 02:18:28 AM
I'd say 96kg at 190cm with abs is good enough. What do you have? Short stature and fat?

Not so much upset rather than fascinated and amused.

well post up pics of this monsterous physique  ;D

i will say sorry if you are not lying.  ::)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 05, 2010, 01:23:11 PM
who puts this in a training log every time:

steady state cardio = 30 mins @ 63% VO2 max/ 115-120 bpm, which is where peak fat oxidation occurs according to studies.

like who puts the bolded part in EVERYTIME?
does this person have to remind themself every single time of that fact, even though its in 20 other posts directly above the present one he did.
Wow, just wow.

thank god for normal people who just say; rode the bike for 30 mins or HIIT for 30 mins on bike
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 05, 2010, 01:40:38 PM
I thought it was "too easy" and no cardio was necessary  ???
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 05, 2010, 01:54:08 PM
who puts this in a training log every time:

steady state cardio = 30 mins @ 63% VO2 max/ 115-120 bpm, which is where peak fat oxidation occurs according to studies.

like who puts the bolded part in EVERYTIME?
does this person have to remind themself every single time of that fact, even though its in 20 other posts directly above the present one he did.
Wow, just wow.

thank god for normal people who just say; rode the bike for 30 mins or HIIT for 30 mins on bike

the point is that perhaps even dumb people will learn from the repetition of reading it, as you have  ;)

my work is done - you now know something you didn't about fat loss and steady state cardio.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 05, 2010, 01:58:16 PM
the point is that perhaps even dumb people will learn from the repetition of reading it, as you have  ;)

my work is done - you now know something you didn't about fat loss and steady state cardio.

all I have learned from you is do and act the opposite of you and I will be a better person for it
Im not an arrogant know it all prick that an entire board of people despise
epic alien hates me but hes a gimmick so meh
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: dr.chimps on October 05, 2010, 02:02:34 PM
Reality can be a real bitch at times, lol
Gravity. Now that's a harsh mistress. 
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 05, 2010, 02:03:21 PM
all I have learned from you is do and act the opposite of you and I will be a better person for it
Im not an arrogant know it all prick that an entire board of people despise
epic alien hates me but hes a gimmick so meh

then you will continue to be the failure you always have been.

WOOF
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: unracked on October 05, 2010, 02:06:24 PM
then you will continue to be the failure you always have been.

WOOF
Your lack of willpower is sickening!
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 05, 2010, 02:06:25 PM
then you will continue to be the failure you always have been.

WOOF

and why do you say woof? thats beyond gay, it makes no sense with the post
yup Im a failure, you are gonna own me come February 1,.........................you betcha,... :-*
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 05, 2010, 02:10:00 PM
and why do you say woof? thats beyond gay, it makes no sense with the post
yup Im a failure, you are gonna own me come February 1,.........................you betcha,... :-*

you do not matter to me, on feb 1st or any other date.

i do not care if you look good or not, you mean nothing.

WOOF !
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 05, 2010, 02:11:31 PM
the point is that perhaps even dumb people will learn from the repetition of reading it, as you have  ;)

my work is done - you now know something you didn't about fat loss and steady state cardio.

You seriously think about 80% of the board doesn't know just as much as you about exercise and nutrtion ??

the difference is we just put our knowledge into practice and go about our day.....we don't come onto the board every single day and scream at the top of our lungs how smart we are.......seriously you are just an obnoxious asshole. If i was Ron I would ban you until you learned how to shut the fuck up a little


your friend Bigbobs is a perfect example, he went from a fat 230 to a lean 180, a very impressive transformation.... and he doesn't come here daily beating us over the head with his diet and training knowledge. and he DID it.....you haven't done shit at this point beside gain weight this week
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 05, 2010, 02:15:22 PM
you do not matter to me, on feb 1st or any other date.

i do not care if you look good or not, you mean nothing.

WOOF !

and more and more he will find excuses why he cant do it by February 1
they just keep racking up and racking up and racking up

ladies and gentlemen
I give you the worlds fattest excuse factory and failure of the decade-----fat panda

the man (well kind of) who talked the most shit and didnt change at all

Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 05, 2010, 02:18:16 PM
and more and more he will find excuses why he cant do it by February 1
they just keep racking up and racking up and racking up

ladies and gentlemen
I give you the worlds fattest excuse factory and failure of the decade-----fat panda

the man (well kind of) who talked the most shit and didnt change at all

he already backed out of February a couple days ago.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 05, 2010, 02:18:37 PM
awesome

Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 05, 2010, 02:19:37 PM
he already backed out of February a couple days ago.

oh ya my bad I forgot about that



Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 05, 2010, 02:22:21 PM
awesome



LOL @ "fat back fever"

The Nuge  8)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 05, 2010, 02:28:39 PM
Was just reading the paper

Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Master Blaster on October 05, 2010, 02:33:18 PM
Was just reading the paper



HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

(http://www.filibustercartoons.com/comics/20080320.gif)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Christian B on October 05, 2010, 02:35:23 PM
What if this guy kills himself because of the bullying? I believe stuff like that has happened before!
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: dr.chimps on October 05, 2010, 02:36:39 PM
Was just reading the paper
*Slow clap*    :)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 05, 2010, 02:36:42 PM
you know for a fact he read this thread and got on his stationary bike in his apartment, said to himself "I'll show them, I'll get to 63% VO2 max at 120 bpm (or whatever it is) and ride for 30 minutes. then we will see who is laughing",..........all while eating wine gums.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: kiwiol on October 05, 2010, 02:37:10 PM
Fatpanda's 15 mins in Getbig is one of the best in recent times ;D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Christian B on October 05, 2010, 02:39:43 PM
you know for a fact he read this thread and got on his stationary bike in his apartment, said to himself "I'll show them, I'll get to 63% VO2 max at 120 bpm (or whatever it is) and ride for 30 minutes. then we will see who is laughing",..........all while eating wine gums.
I must point out how utter stupid it is to claim expert training/dieting knowledge while looking like that- But come on the guy obviously has got some issues!!
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 05, 2010, 02:41:43 PM
and he goes on the sub boards blabbing about how buddhas teaching are the way and buddha is right and buddha this and buddha that

then he goes and attacks everyone and calls everyone stupid and acts all arrogant,.......wow buddha musta changed his ways


oh brother

well at least he is similar to buddha in one manner

Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on October 05, 2010, 02:43:21 PM
Gravity. Now that's a harsh mistress. 

You're wrong. Softball is.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: benchmstr on October 05, 2010, 02:43:39 PM
What if this guy kills himself because of the bullying? I believe stuff like that has happened before!
then it prooves natural selection works......he chose to come here and run his mouth....he can choose to leave at any time...

bench
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 05, 2010, 02:43:54 PM
What if this guy kills himself because of the bullying? I believe stuff like that has happened before!

personally I'd light a big fat cuban cigar and celebrate if this dipshit offed himself
he always posts telling me to off myself

personally though I think living life looking like he does and being an ignorant arrogant prick is a life worse than death, so carry on
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Christian B on October 05, 2010, 02:49:46 PM
But as everybody points out, he is kind of delusional, so maybe he's not to blame a 100%?
Well I dont know, just dont think its worth driving someone to extreme measures- even thoug I personally have got a pretty bad impression of him. I believe the response to my first post was pointing out a spelling mistake.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 05, 2010, 02:58:46 PM
But as everybody points out, he is kind of delusional, so maybe he's not to blame a 100%?
Well I dont know, just dont think its worth driving someone to extreme measures- even thoug I personally have got a pretty bad impression of him. I believe the response to my first post was pointing out a spelling mistake.

Yep.....and he probably "Hahahahahahahahaaaed"....called you stupid and said he "owned" you  ::) ::)

as if we all don't make typos including fatass.....he's truly a douche
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Christian B on October 05, 2010, 03:04:26 PM
Yep.....and he probably "Hahahahahahahahaaaed"....called you stupid and said he "owned" you  ::) ::)

as if we all don't make typos including fatass.....he's truly a douche
Something like that, but if life gives you a crappy hand, maybe I can understand why one would develop extremely bad e-manners? I dont know, not trying to be all sacred and Dalai Lamaish lol
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 05, 2010, 03:08:14 PM
josh you fool, you 100% admitted you cannot diet and will die a fat guy with tits.

i own you.

move on.

this unhealthy obsession with me is getting even more creepy.

you are a loser, and while you would like to think people think you are not, facts are facts.

you have admitted defeat in life, every breath you take is just wasting oxygen till the day you die.

you have no soul, no passion, no commitment, no self confidence, no will power, no balls.

you are a failure, you will always be a failure.

don't worry though you are not alone. there are many fellow failures that like to buddy up together to try to take down the titan - fatpanda.

a fat tv delivery guy that abuses steroids and lies about it - like you he has a history of domestic violence and hard drug use.
a homosexual 120lb twink that  - like you loves nothing more than a glass of warm brandy and a long pink cigar to suck on.
a fat guy that bought a main order bride from china because he was to ugly to find a woman in the free market - like you he likes to work nothing but calves. he claims he looks great apart from being so ugly. he will never post a pic showing anything but his calves - also similar to you he possesses a face only a mail order bride would love.
a guy who has been abusing gear since he was a teen, pisses and cums pure blood, and smashes up coke machines in fits of roid rage, yet is too scared to post a pic.
i could talk about a lot of guys here that will never post a pic, but lets be honest there is not enough hours in the day to mention them all.

sweet dreams mutt !

WOOF
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 05, 2010, 03:10:42 PM
But as everybody points out, he is kind of delusional, so maybe he's not to blame a 100%?
Well I dont know, just dont think its worth driving someone to extreme measures- even thoug I personally have got a pretty bad impression of him. I believe the response to my first post was pointing out a spelling mistake.

you should be honoured i took the time to reply to you at all twink.

i very rarely reply to newbies, especially skinny homos like you.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: dr.chimps on October 05, 2010, 03:11:16 PM
You're wrong. Softball is.
Ouch. Et Tu, Brute?   ;D

/that's gonna leave a mark
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Christian B on October 05, 2010, 03:14:01 PM
you should be honoured i took the time to reply to you at all twink.

i very rarely reply to newbies, especially skinny homos like you.
I feel sorry for you- genuinely hope you will look good come feb.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: johnnynoname on October 05, 2010, 03:16:08 PM
you should be honoured i took the time to reply to you at all twink.

i very rarely reply to newbies, especially skinny homos like you.

this is all funny because you have a shitty/no sex life

Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 05, 2010, 03:16:53 PM
josh you fool, you 100% admitted you cannot diet and will die a fat guy with tits.

i own you.

move on.

this unhealthy obsession with me is getting even more creepy.

you are a loser, and while you would like to think people think you are not, facts are facts.

you have admitted defeat in life, every breath you take is just wasting oxygen till the day you die.

you have no soul, no passion, no commitment, no self confidence, no will power, no balls.

you are a failure, you will always be a failure.

don't worry though you are not alone. there are many fellow failures that like to buddy up together to try to take down the titan - fatpanda.

a fat tv delivery guy that abuses steroids and lies about it - like you he has a history of domestic violence and hard drug use.
a homosexual 120lb twink that  - like you loves nothing more than a glass of warm brandy and a long pink cigar to suck on.
a fat guy that bought a main order bride from china because he was to ugly to find a woman in the free market - like you he likes to work nothing but calves. he claims he looks great apart from being so ugly. he will never post a pic showing anything but his calves - also similar to you he possesses a face only a mail order bride would love.
a guy who has been abusing gear since he was a teen, pisses and cums pure blood, and smashes up coke machines in fits of roid rage, yet is too scared to post a pic.
i could talk about a lot of guys here that will never post a pic, but lets be honest there is not enough hours in the day to mention them all.

sweet dreams mutt !

WOOF

Says the fat virgin who lives in a 300 sq ft flat and works in a factory. when he's not posting here he reads fucking comic books at 35 years old....go outside into the light panda...there are other people there.

You might get lucky and meet a girl who likes you...maybe even make a friend or two. I'm sure there are other fat nerds who like the hulk in Scotland. You guys could form a club or something  :D

PS   when I was deliviering TV's you were living in the empty box i left on the sidewalk  ;)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 05, 2010, 03:23:45 PM
Says the fat virgin who lives in a 300 sq ft flat and works in a factory. when he's not posting here he reads fucking comic books at 35 years old....go outside into the light panda...there are other people there.

You might get lucky and meet a girl who likes you...maybe even make a friend or two. I'm sure there are other fat nerds who like the hulk in Scotland. You guys could form a club or something  :D

PS   when I was deliviering TV's you were living in the empty box i left on the sidewalk  ;)

the only thing you got right in that entire post was that i live in scotland, don't let that get in the way of a good story though.

i don't want you to get upset and let that temper of yours get out of control.............agai n.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 05, 2010, 03:25:08 PM
I feel sorry for you- genuinely hope you will look good come feb.

see dude
you tried to be nice and he called you a skinny homo or whatever it is
and we are supposed to care if he dies?
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 05, 2010, 03:28:53 PM
the only thing you got right in that entire post was that i live in scotland, don't let that get in the way of a good story though.

i don't want you to get upset and let that temper of yours get out of control.............agai n.

Speaking of fiction....when was the first time ??

I like this "violence" angle you're pushing  ::)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 05, 2010, 03:29:36 PM
josh you fool, you 100% admitted you cannot diet and will die a fat guy with tits.

i own you.



yup, keep on believing that
you quit because people said you take steroids
you said you cant be in shape for February 1
you just keep piling up the excuses

oh ya I forgot, i cant diet, its oh so hard  :D

count the days fat man

I will lay massive dollars you dont post a thing February 1

Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Christian B on October 05, 2010, 03:32:11 PM
see dude
you tried to be nice and he called you a skinny homo or whatever it is
and we are supposed to care if he dies?
Well I want very few people dead, definitely not some fat guy just for calling me a homo twink ;D
But I sure can see why you think he's an utter douche!
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 05, 2010, 03:32:14 PM
the only part I hate myself about is:
I know for a fuking fact this fat clown has mental health issues and doesnt diet, train or anything. He posts like this and then sits there and laughs while eating kit kats. Its all a stupid gimmicky setup. Because in no human way shape or form could anyone be this delusional. IT JUST CANT BE POSSIBLE.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: johnnynoname on October 05, 2010, 03:33:57 PM
how is it that I look the way I do yet some fat, pasty, homeless, nerdy virgin is a bigger douchebag than I am?
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: dr.chimps on October 05, 2010, 03:34:04 PM
the only part I hate myself about is:
I know for a fuking fact this fat clown has mental health issues and doesnt diet, train or anything. He posts like this and then sits there and laughs while eating kit kats. Its all a stupid gimmicky setup. Because in no human way shape or form could anyone be this delusional. IT JUST CANT BE POSSIBLE.
You need to believe, bro.   ;D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: dr.chimps on October 05, 2010, 03:38:30 PM
how is it that I look the way I do yet some fat, pasty, homeless, nerdy virgin is a bigger douchebag than I am?
You gotta dig deep. You gotta want it. You gotta give 110% BF.    ;D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 05, 2010, 03:38:38 PM
The internet is the only reason people like him exist. if this were real life and we were all somewhere shooting the shit...he would not be saying the things he does. If he did..we would all roll our eyes and endure the uncomfortable silences that happen every time he opens his mouth. and the next time we all hung out he would not be invited.....plain and simple

 But here he can just stay and be a giant asshole
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: unracked on October 05, 2010, 03:39:05 PM
It is now apparent to me why FP was a homeless bum. Probably picked up hep c and all kinds of other shit living on the streets. This attempt to lose weight is just a ploy for the attention he has never received, as bad as this attention is. What would these types do without the internet?
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: wavelength on October 05, 2010, 03:40:51 PM
he still knows more about nutrition than 99.9% of GB
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: unracked on October 05, 2010, 03:42:57 PM
he still knows more about nutrition than 99.9% of GB
Your insight is appreciated, TA.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on October 05, 2010, 03:44:23 PM
he still knows more about nutrition than 99.9% of GB

Irrelevant to body composition.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: wavelength on October 05, 2010, 03:44:28 PM
Your insight is appreciated, TA.

thanks sev
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: johnnynoname on October 05, 2010, 03:45:24 PM
he still knows more about nutrition than 99.9% of GB

 he may be some Nutrition expert but i have 100 bucks saying that he doesn't know where the clitoris is



then again, i barely know where it is but that is because I only look for my pleasure when I have sex not because i'm some fat virgin like Panda Berardi
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: dr.chimps on October 05, 2010, 03:46:16 PM
he still knows more about nutrition than 99.9% of GB
Perhaps, wavy. Your esprit de corps is noted. But, that's a moot point when you look like him. And, when you add in his misanthropy, boorishness and general unlikeability, you're gonna find yourself in thin company championing him.  :-\  
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: kiwiol on October 05, 2010, 03:46:29 PM
how is it that I look the way I do yet some fat, pasty, homeless, nerdy virgin is a bigger douchebag than I am?

 ;D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on October 05, 2010, 03:47:57 PM
Perhaps, wavy. Your esprit de corps is noted. But, that's a moot point when you look like him. And, when you add in his misanthropy, boorishness and general unlikeability, you're gonna find yourself in thin company championing him.  :-\  

Quand dr. singe le dit, c'est vraiement grave.... :-\
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: wavelength on October 05, 2010, 03:48:47 PM
he may be some Nutrition expert but i have 100 bucks saying that he doesn't know where the clitoris is

then again, i barely know where it is but that is because I only look for my pleasure when have sex not because i'm so fat virgin like Panda Berardi

I'm sure you know where it is Italian Stallion.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: johnnynoname on October 05, 2010, 03:48:54 PM
Quand dr. singe le dit, c'est vraiement grave.... :-\

FUCK YOU
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: dr.chimps on October 05, 2010, 03:49:45 PM
Quand dr. singe le dit, c'est vraiement grave.... :-\
Oh, please. He's a total dick. How's that?  ;D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: kiwiol on October 05, 2010, 03:51:21 PM
Quand dr. singe le dit, c'est vraiement grave.... :-\

You need to stop posting in some foreign language - it's very annoying and rude.

Save it for PMs.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: johnnynoname on October 05, 2010, 03:51:34 PM
I'm sure you know where it is Italian Stallion.

i have to google it sometimes lol
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Lundgren on October 05, 2010, 03:52:31 PM
You guys are fast getting borning with this shit. He will either loose the weight and be the only person on getbig to make any progress in the comming months, or he don't and is just another fat schmoe either way shit won't change.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on October 05, 2010, 03:53:06 PM
Oh, please. He's a total dick. How's that?  ;D

No, it just struck me as odd that your opinion of him has been so drastically changed. I was merely surprised.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: dr.chimps on October 05, 2010, 03:54:11 PM
No, it just struck me as odd that your opinion of him has been so drastically changed. I was merely surprised.
Of FatPanda!?
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: unracked on October 05, 2010, 03:54:57 PM
No, it just struck me as odd that your opinion of him has been so drastically changed. I was merely surprised.
Still afraid to shit while your g/f is around. ::)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on October 05, 2010, 03:55:09 PM
Of FatPanda!?

Yes, you once thought well of him, or am I mistaken in my understanding here?
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on October 05, 2010, 03:55:56 PM
Still afraid to shit while your g/f is around. ::)

We will see when the time comes.

I honestly do find Romanian a fascinating language.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: wavelength on October 05, 2010, 03:57:34 PM
Perhaps, wavy. Your esprit de corps is noted. But, that's a moot point when you look like him. And, when you add in his misanthropy, boorishness and general unlikeability, you're gonna find yourself in thin company championing him.  :-\  

Even more reason to support him. Who cares about his behavior here, none of us is an angel.
Most getbiggers are fat, claiming they have massive amounts of muscle.

I would advise each and every getbigger who always wanted to get lean and never achieved his goals to listen to every word from him. Trainiers are usually not the ones who achieve greatness themselves (which is not saying that he can't) but those who simply know the truth.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: unracked on October 05, 2010, 03:58:00 PM
We will see when the time comes.

I honestly do find Romanian a fascinating language.
I am thankful that I only come across ppl like you on the internet. If I met you IRL I wouldn't be happy.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on October 05, 2010, 04:01:25 PM
Even more reason to support him. Who cares about his behavior here, none of us is an angel.
Most getbiggers are fat, claiming they have massive amounts of muscle.

I would advise each and every getbigger who always wanted to get lean and never achieved his goial to listen to each and every word from him. Trainiers are usually not the ones who achieve greatness themselves (which is not saying that he can't) but those who simply know the truth.

No, but some of us are the devil...
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: wavelength on October 05, 2010, 04:03:07 PM
No, but some of us are the devil...

we're all children of god
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on October 05, 2010, 04:04:12 PM
we're all children of god

Yup...and Jesus loves us all.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: kiwiol on October 05, 2010, 04:04:49 PM
I'd never take dieting advice from FP - you got to walk the walk before you talk the talk and he hasn't taken as much as a step.

Now about the Hulk or Superman on the other hand... ;D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: dr.chimps on October 05, 2010, 04:07:05 PM
Yes, you once thought well of him, or am I mistaken in my understanding here?
Hmm. Indifference to incredulity would be probably be more accurate. On the other hand, i very much like wavy. Anyone who obviously trains, and likes food and drink like he does, has his Epicurean membership paid up.  :)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on October 05, 2010, 04:08:04 PM
Hmm. Indifference to incredulity would be probably be more accurate. On the other hand, i very much like wavy. Anyone who obviously trains, and likes food and drink like he does, has his Epicurean membership paid up.  :)

Yes, Wavelength is an epically cool guy with abs, no doubt about it.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fury on October 05, 2010, 04:15:55 PM
he still knows more about nutrition googling than 99.9% of GB

Fixed that for you.  ::)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: wavelength on October 05, 2010, 04:24:53 PM
Hmm. Indifference to incredulity would be probably be more accurate. On the other hand, i very much like wavy. Anyone who obviously trains, and likes food and drink like he does, has his Epicurean membership paid up.  :)

Yes, Wavelength is an epically cool guy with abs, no doubt about it.

thanks guys
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 05, 2010, 04:59:58 PM
Even more reason to support him. Who cares about his behavior here, none of us is an angel.
Most getbiggers are fat, claiming they have massive amounts of muscle.

I would advise each and every getbigger who always wanted to get lean and never achieved his goals to listen to every word from him. Trainiers are usually not the ones who achieve greatness themselves (which is not saying that he can't) but those who simply know the truth.


Not nearly as fat as that Guy....very few here are as lean as you in those pics ( which aren't recent anymore) but that's a far cry from being an obese slob like panda. I posted pics a few months back of me at 265 lbs that my naysayers ridiculed...but I look like Frank Zane compared to that guy. ..and I was 20 lbs heavier than him
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Harry Spotter on October 05, 2010, 08:38:30 PM
Perhaps, wavy. Your esprit de corps is noted. But, that's a moot point when you look like him. And, when you add in his misanthropy, boorishness and general unlikeability, you're gonna find yourself in thin company championing him.  :-\  

articulate post reported.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Master Blaster on October 05, 2010, 09:20:20 PM
;D

Getbig   8)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: w8m8 on October 05, 2010, 11:32:37 PM



(http://img3.imagebanana.com/img/iroe4rw0/catfuntfilmposter.jpg)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 06, 2010, 07:25:33 AM
Yes, you once thought well of him, or am I mistaken in my understanding here?

he did, he used to love me.

he begged me to meet him for a beer when he visited edinburgh, when i declined as i was busy and too far to travel for a beer he melted down. he has never liked me since.

old man with low self esteem issues.

oh and i'm not the devil.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: CalvinH on October 06, 2010, 07:31:57 AM
how is it that I look the way I do yet some fat, pasty, homeless, nerdy virgin is a bigger douchebag than I am?

 ;D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: kevinf on October 07, 2010, 02:53:16 PM
bump for delusional, fat, friendless, 40 year old virgin
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 07, 2010, 03:00:02 PM
bump for delusional, fat, friendless, 40 year old virgin

Im not a virgin

oh,.....wait,......wut?
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on October 08, 2010, 12:41:49 PM

he's doing the 'wait until the thread dies before he posts again' trick.

sadly, this has been too complete a massacre to ever recover from.

4200 views - it's not like its a secret your a fat delusional retard anymore, fatbody.

might as well come out and resume your role as GB's resident laughing stock/ whipping boy.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 08, 2010, 12:43:52 PM
i have been pm'd pics of you coward.

you are beyond description.  :-X
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: StuartR on October 08, 2010, 12:45:00 PM
i have been pm'd pics of you coward.

you are beyond description.  :-X

so post them
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 08, 2010, 12:47:07 PM
so post them

all in due time, i want to make him sweat......more.

he really is a site to behold - a real muscle monster just like he's been telling everyone.  ;D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: StuartR on October 08, 2010, 12:51:24 PM
all in due time, i want to make him sweat......more.

he really is a site to behold - a real muscle monster just like he's been telling everyone.  ;D

is it safe to say there is an outing thread on the horizon?
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Master Blaster on October 08, 2010, 12:58:30 PM
i have been pm'd pics of you coward.

you are beyond description.  :-X

internet fantasy mind games  ::)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 08, 2010, 01:01:18 PM
oh there will be an owning......

master, i have been here for years, many have annoyed me - i have never made up that i have received pics  ;)

no one is finished here.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Master Blaster on October 08, 2010, 01:08:43 PM
oh there will be an owning......

master, i have been here for years, many have annoyed me - i have never made up that i have received pics  ;)

no one is finished here.

 :o
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on October 08, 2010, 01:09:18 PM
i have been pm'd pics of you coward.

you are beyond description.  :-X

yes, please post them.

im sure there is nothing you would rather do than post up pics of me looking like either a fat slob or a skinny twink after the way i have passed you around the board like a jailhouse bitch. more lies eh panda? does it ever stop? you are fucked. lemme know when your serious about the pics.

i'm dying to see what i look like.

lol
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on October 08, 2010, 01:12:28 PM
oh there will be an owning......

master, i have been here for years, many have annoyed me - i have never made up that i have received pics  ;)

no one is finished here.

ahahahahahahaha

*still waiting for pics, btw*

Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: unracked on October 08, 2010, 01:12:54 PM
oh there will be an owning......

master, i have been here for years, many have annoyed me - i have never made up that i have received pics  ;)

no one is finished here.
Quite the opposite, you are finished here, tubbs.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: StuartR on October 08, 2010, 02:52:00 PM
yes, please post them.

im sure there is nothing you would rather do than post up pics of me looking like either a fat slob or a skinny twink after the way i have passed you around the board like a jailhouse bitch. more lies eh panda? does it ever stop? you are fucked. lemme know when your serious about the pics.

i'm dying to see what i look like.

lol

Ok he's aware of the "pics" now and not doing much "sweating" so post them ASAP



Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 08, 2010, 02:53:45 PM
and waitinggggggggggggggg for pics of no one

and waitingggggggggggggggggg gggggggggggggggggggggggg gggggggggggggggggggg
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 08, 2010, 03:00:01 PM
So now the fat guy is going to post fake pics of No one and "hahahahahahahahahahahaaa aa" himself into a coma.....am i up to speed now?
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: w8m8 on October 08, 2010, 03:46:50 PM
oh there will be an owning......

 

A lot of us cannot wait until February gets here  :D

(http://img3.imagebanana.com/img/3s4wt15b/fatmonk.jpg)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Shockwave on October 08, 2010, 04:44:57 PM
Lol. Epic backfire Panda. Whats new.
What he will probabaly do, is post some pic that he knows isnt No one, in an attempt to get No one to post a REAL pic to refute it, so that he can try and rip the REAL pic apart, the whole time forgetting that someone can look like ANYTHING other than the rediculous tub of lard Panda is and still look better to the average person. Lol.
Or hell post that pic that Sev always posts of that fat dude holding a book and claiming its No one. lol.
I love this "so and so sent me pics, youre over" and its almost always not the said person. lol.

Somehow Panda seems to forget that quite frankly, it is DAMN hard to look worse than he does. In reality I bet he is in the top 10% of hideously fat bodies. (His being worse than 90% of people)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 08, 2010, 04:56:11 PM
Lol. Epic backfire Panda. Whats new.
What he will probabaly do, is post some pic that he knows isnt No one, in an attempt to get No one to post a REAL pic to refute it, so that he can try and rip the REAL pic apart, the whole time forgetting that someone can look like ANYTHING other than the rediculous tub of lard Panda is and still look better to the average person. Lol.
Or hell post that pic that Sev always posts of that fat dude holding a book and claiming its No one. lol.
I love this "so and so sent me pics, youre over" and its almost always not the said person. lol.

Somehow Panda seems to forget that quite frankly, it is DAMN hard to look worse than he does. In reality I bet he is in the top 10% of hideously fat bodies. (His being worse than 90% of people)

but he's a buddhist, humble and forgiving and never attacks others. He avoids confrontation and never boasts
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Master Blaster on October 08, 2010, 05:01:58 PM
and waitinggggggggggggggg for pics of no one

and waitingggggggggggggggggg gggggggggggggggggggggggg gggggggggggggggggggg

Hahahah, that made me laugh.  :)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on October 08, 2010, 06:33:24 PM
but he's a buddhist, humble and forgiving and never attacks others. He avoids confrontation and never boasts

 ::) ::) ::)


There's also NO way that no one could look worse than Fatpanda. So what's the fuzz about.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on October 08, 2010, 06:34:32 PM
Hmm...
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 08, 2010, 06:34:45 PM
you know, I gotta reiterate. I'm obviously on the computer lots, and on lots of forums snooping around. And in all my years I have never seen someone so hated and so destroyed as fat panda. It blows me away at times
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on October 08, 2010, 06:39:22 PM
you know, I gotta reiterate. I'm obviously on the computer lots, and on lots of forums snooping around. And in all my years I have never seen someone so hated and so destroyed as fat panda. It blows me away at times

Well, you probably also never met a bigger asshole online?
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on October 08, 2010, 07:14:08 PM


bump for pics.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: kevinf on October 08, 2010, 09:07:20 PM
The funniest part I find about the fat panda ownings is that hes too stupid, crazy, and delusional to realize that he's being owned into oblivion.
He has to be the first person ever who is so delusional, crazy and stupid that it is preventing him from having a proper meltdown like other individuals, who were sane, that have been owned in the past have done (i.e. pumpster, sqaudfather, etc.. ). Its not even a matter of him having thick skin, its a matter of him being too bat-shit crazy and too deep in his "fantasy world" to realize how pitiful he is. The whole thing is just mind boggling.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Meso_z on October 08, 2010, 10:48:21 PM
The funniest part I find about the fat panda ownings is that hes too stupid, crazy, and delusional to realize that he's being owned into oblivion.
He has to be the first person ever who is so delusional, crazy and stupid that it is preventing him from having a proper meltdown like other individuals, who were sane, that have been owned in the past have done (i.e. pumpster, sqaudfather, etc.. ). Its not even a matter of him having thick skin, its a matter of him being too bat-shit crazy and too deep in his "fantasy world" to realize how pitiful he is. The whole thing is just mind boggling.

this..
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on October 08, 2010, 11:23:22 PM
The funniest part I find about the fat panda ownings is that hes too stupid, crazy, and delusional to realize that he's being owned into oblivion.
He has to be the first person ever who is so delusional, crazy and stupid that it is preventing him from having a proper meltdown like other individuals, who were sane, that have been owned in the past have done (i.e. pumpster, sqaudfather, etc.. ). Its not even a matter of him having thick skin, its a matter of him being too bat-shit crazy and too deep in his "fantasy world" to realize how pitiful he is. The whole thing is just mind boggling.

Nice observation, 100% spot on.

He really has issues, reading Hulk comics ed for 20 years have probably resulted in him mentally living in wonderland.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: no one on October 09, 2010, 09:46:53 AM
i have been pm'd pics of you coward.

you are beyond description.  :-X

post them up already, bitch.

 >:(
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fury on October 09, 2010, 10:04:30 AM
A lot of us cannot wait until February gets here  :D

(http://img3.imagebanana.com/img/3s4wt15b/fatmonk.jpg)

;D
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Master Blaster on October 09, 2010, 10:19:02 AM
The funniest part I find about the fat panda ownings is that hes too stupid, crazy, and delusional to realize that he's being owned into oblivion.
He has to be the first person ever who is so delusional, crazy and stupid that it is preventing him from having a proper meltdown like other individuals, who were sane, that have been owned in the past have done (i.e. pumpster, sqaudfather, etc.. ). Its not even a matter of him having thick skin, its a matter of him being too bat-shit crazy and too deep in his "fantasy world" to realize how pitiful he is. The whole thing is just mind boggling.

There is a Vince like quality about him. Much like Hulk (strongest one there is) Panda is able to withstand a massive assult to his child like ego.

Fascinating.  8)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 09, 2010, 12:54:53 PM
The funniest part I find about the fat panda ownings is that hes too stupid, crazy, and delusional to realize that he's being owned into oblivion.
He has to be the first person ever who is so delusional, crazy and stupid that it is preventing him from having a proper meltdown like other individuals, who were sane, that have been owned in the past have done (i.e. pumpster, sqaudfather, etc.. ). Its not even a matter of him having thick skin, its a matter of him being too bat-shit crazy and too deep in his "fantasy world" to realize how pitiful he is. The whole thing is just mind boggling.

you think i'm being owned by faceless cowards calling me names ? hahahahaha

the only thing that i get from the childish insults is motivation, guys like dk, shadow, no one, and the gimmicks will never post a pic because if they got attacked like me they would crumble, their weak mind is already evident for all to see, and thats with me simply talking to them, imagine if i had the visual proof ( no one apart  ;D )

don't get me wrong they annoy me as i constantly post good info to teach them, yet i get attacked for it  ??? but then i remember their weak minds and how they are easily threatened by intellect, and i smile again.

they are like children. nothing more.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: XFACTOR on October 09, 2010, 12:58:29 PM
you think i'm being owned by faceless cowards calling me names ? hahahahaha

the only thing that i get from the childish insults is motivation, guys like dk, shadow, no one, and the gimmicks will never post a pic because if they got attacked like me they would crumble, their weak mind is already evident for all to see, and thats with me simply talking to them, imagine if i had the visual proof ( no one apart  ;D )

don't get me wrong they annoy me as i constantly post good info to teach them, yet i get attacked for it  ??? but then i remember their weak minds and how they are easily threatened by intellect, and i smile again.

they are like children. nothing more.

I can tell you honestly he's not a chump.  Nor does he look like one
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 09, 2010, 01:05:26 PM
you think i'm being owned by faceless cowards calling me names ? hahahahaha

the only thing that i get from the childish insults is motivation, guys like dk, shadow, no one, and the gimmicks will never post a pic because if they got attacked like me they would crumble, their weak mind is already evident for all to see, and thats with me simply talking to them, imagine if i had the visual proof ( no one apart  ;D )

don't get me wrong they annoy me as i constantly post good info to teach them, yet i get attacked for it  ??? but then i remember their weak minds and how they are easily threatened by intellect, and i smile again.

they are like children. nothing more.

I'm always fascinated when someone just proclaims themself "intelligent".

Normally how it goes is other people decide if you are smart or not  ;)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 09, 2010, 01:06:26 PM
I'm always fascinated when someone just proclaims themself "intelligent".

Normally how it goes is other people decide if you are smart or not  ;)

you are doubly fucked then.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: disturbia on October 09, 2010, 01:10:47 PM
fatpanda, the man with untouchable intelligence

has a grunt labor job at a hospital that he sweats his ass off at

lol he just digs a deeper hole everytime he puts finger to keyboard 


fatpanda, his lies, his stupidity and his, well, being himself have contributed massively to me feeling so much better about myself, my life and that I am not that bad of a guy. Panda, I want to thank you for that. You make life seem so much better for me.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 09, 2010, 01:31:47 PM
you can keep saying it josh - but everyone here knows you start crying everytime you type that stuff.

it kills you to have let everyone you have even known down - as it should.

you are pathetic.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 09, 2010, 02:07:31 PM
fatpanda, the man with untouchable intelligence

has a grunt labor job at a hospital that he sweats his ass off at


lol he just digs a deeper hole everytime he puts finger to keyboard 


fatpanda, his lies, his stupidity and his, well, being himself have contributed massively to me feeling so much better about myself, my life and that I am not that bad of a guy. Panda, I want to thank you for that. You make life seem so much better for me.


Yep....because you need a 150+ IQ to change bedpans and have old people piss on your hand.

They obviously were wowed by his massive intellect at the job placement service  ;)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on October 09, 2010, 05:40:11 PM

Yep....because you need a 150+ IQ to change bedpans and have old people piss on your hand.

They obviously were wowed by his massive intellect at the job placement service  ;)


LOL, he cannot even tell the difference of carbs and fats in a BB diet.

If you take his PC away from him, Fatpanda is nothing else but fat.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: mass 04 on October 09, 2010, 05:42:15 PM

Yep....because you need a 150+ IQ to change bedpans and have old people piss on your hand.

They obviously were wowed by his massive intellect at the job placement service  ;)

He sticks his finger up multiple old men's asses everyday....then goes to work.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: MadCroc29 on October 09, 2010, 05:43:22 PM
what does someone with that physique have to offer others on a site called GET BIG not GET FAT
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: kiwiol on October 09, 2010, 05:43:45 PM
He sticks his finger up multiple old men's asses everyday....then goes to work.

LOFL!
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: BIG_STI on October 09, 2010, 05:44:31 PM
LOL, he cannot even tell the difference of carbs and fats in a BB diet.

If you take his PC away from him, Fatpanda is nothing else but fat.

Take his PC away and he'll be found on the floor knocked out after the rope he used to hang him self snapped in half.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: lovemonkey on October 09, 2010, 05:46:29 PM
He sticks his finger up multiple old men's asses everyday....then goes to work.

That's a bullseye ROFL!
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on October 09, 2010, 05:58:13 PM
Take his PC away and he'll be found on the floor knocked out after the rope he used to hang him self snapped in half.

Wait, he still has his comic book collection, he still has his best friends, The Hulk and Spiderman!
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: BIG_STI on October 09, 2010, 06:20:43 PM
LOL, he cannot even tell the difference of carbs and fats in a BB diet.

If you take his PC away from him, Fatpanda is nothing else but fat.

Take his PC away and he'll be found on the floor knocked out after the rope he used to hang him self snapped in half.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: MadCroc29 on October 09, 2010, 06:53:34 PM
Fat PANDA=skinny-fat, dumb, and ugly with a shitty job and no money
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 09, 2010, 08:22:32 PM
Wait, he still has his comic book collection, he still has his best friends, The Hulk and Spiderman!

Well.....all the geniuses I know spend their spare time arguing tooth and nail that a make-believe green man is stronger than a make-believe norse god
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on October 10, 2010, 02:08:44 AM
Well.....all the geniuses I know spend their spare time arguing tooth and nail that a make-believe green man is stronger than a make-believe norse god

Yes, because otherwise their brains would just overflow...  ::) ::)
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Deicide on October 10, 2010, 03:22:01 AM
Well.....all the geniuses I know spend their spare time arguing tooth and nail that a make-believe green man is stronger than a make-believe norse god

Hey! >:( Thor is real. I pray to him every day!
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Ropo on October 10, 2010, 07:55:46 AM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Say what? With that beer belly even his teeth has more than 9% of fat. Guy that size has approximately something like at least 40% of body fat and his weight has to be like +280lb. He will not be able to see his abs without x-ray, and when that mountain of fat melts down, that floppy belly hangs down on his knees.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: Fatpanda on October 10, 2010, 12:12:23 PM
Well.....all the geniuses I know spend their spare time arguing tooth and nail that a make-believe green man is stronger than a make-believe norse god

there is no argument - hulk IS the strongest one the is.
Title: Re: resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included
Post by: DK II on October 10, 2010, 08:52:21 PM
Say what? With that beer belly even his teeth has more than 9% of fat. Guy that size has approximately something like at least 40% of body fat and his weight has to be like +280lb. He will not be able to see his abs without x-ray, and when that mountain of fat melts down, that floppy belly hangs down on his knees.

You're spot on, but wait until Fatpanda gets a gamma bomb and turns himself into the Blob Hulk.