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So, I sent this girl a message on okcupid. She was into my vibe. We went on a date. It went better than expected. Just had date #5 yesterday and I'm actually into her. Here's the rump though. She's 25 and in her profile, her age range is 24-32. So, on okcupid you can change your age whenever you want (unlike pof) and so I changed my age from 38 (my actual age) to 32 so that I could make her cutoff. Now that things are going well, WHEN and HOW would you bring it up? I mean shit could seriously backfire on my ass and go down really badly if it's brought up at the wrong time, in a bad context, or in a bad way. Only serious suggestions are welcome.
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So, I sent this girl a message on okcupid. She was into my vibe. We went on a date. It went better than expected. Just had date #5 yesterday and I'm actually into her. Here's the rump though. She's 25 and in her profile, her age range is 24-32. So, on okcupid you can change your age whenever you want (unlike pof) and so I changed my age from 38 (my actual age) to 32 so that I could make her cutoff. Now that things are going well, WHEN and HOW would you bring it up? I mean shit could seriously backfire on my ass and go down really badly if it's brought up at the wrong time, in a bad context, or in a bad way. Only serious suggestions are welcome.
Is she really 25 or is she 30? You know women do just the same as you did.
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Is she really 25 or is she 30? You know women do just the same as you did.
She's actually 25. Checked out her facebook.
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Fuck......... you're a loser.
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Why don't you level with her...
Let her know that you've settled and you really prefer girls in highschool.
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Youre kind of screwed. She will see this as you lying to her from the get-go. And the longer you wait, the worst its going to get. If you are going to tell her, tell her asap.
On the other hand, if you tell her a year from now, it may not matter to her, if she really likes you--she may look passed the fact that you lied. On the contrary, if she really wants kid, she may see you as too old to have kids with and leave you, thus you just wasted a whole year.
So moral of the story: tell her asap.
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Don't tell her.
Take the secret all the way to the grave.
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She's actually 25. Checked out her facebook.
Welp, liar, liar...
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Mate, the way I would play it is thus.
'I have something to tell you which has being weighing really heavy on my heart but I just have to tell you. The thing is when I saw your profile and you were so beautiful and then we've been on lovely dates together which I've really enjoyed and I genuinely think we have a connection. I really hope you can forgive me but I said I was younger than I am to get the opportunity to speak to you but I never could have dreamed things would feel so right between us and I feel terrible for not being totally honest. I am 38 and I promise if you can forgive me I will never lie to you from this day forward'....
Good luck brother with whatever you decide to say.
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Mate, the way I would play it is thus.
'I have something to tell you which has being weighing really heavy on my heart but I just have to tell you. The thing is when I saw your profile and you were so beautiful and then we've been on lovely dates together which I've really enjoyed and I genuinely think we have a connection. I really hope you can forgive me but I said I was younger than I am to get the opportunity to speak to you but I never could have dreamed things would feel so right between us and I feel terrible for not being totally honest. I am 38 and I promise if you can forgive me I will never lie to you from this day forward'....
Good luck brother with whatever you decide to say.
That's exactly what I was thinking of doing. It will have to be a face to face. Honestly, yesterday was the perfect opportunity. We spent the entire day together. I should have seized the moment then and there.
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So, I sent this girl a message on okcupid. She was into my vibe. We went on a date. It went better than expected. Just had date #5 yesterday and I'm actually into her. Here's the rump though. She's 25 and in her profile, her age range is 24-32. So, on okcupid you can change your age whenever you want (unlike pof) and so I changed my age from 38 (my actual age) to 32 so that I could make her cutoff. Now that things are going well, WHEN and HOW would you bring it up? I mean shit could seriously backfire on my ass and go down really badly if it's brought up at the wrong time, in a bad context, or in a bad way. Only serious suggestions are welcome.
Don't tell her.
Fuck her for a while and move on before she gets a chance to ruin your life.
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Youre kind of screwed. She will see this as you lying to her from the get-go. And the longer you wait, the worst its going to get. If you are going to tell her, tell her asap.
On the other hand, if you tell her a year from now, it may not matter to her, if she really likes you--she may look passed the fact that you lied. On the contrary, if she really wants kid, she may see you as too old to have kids with and leave you, thus you just wasted a whole year.
So moral of the story: tell her asap.
She wants kids by 30.
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Tell it once you're fed up with her
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Welp, liar, liar...
How is she a liar? He profile on the dating site says 25 and that is what her FB says. ??? ??? ???
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She wants kids by 30.
Are you okay with having kids up until you're 43? She may not be okay with that.
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Are you okay with having kids up until you're 43? She may not be okay with that.
5 years down the line would be good with me. I don't feel the pressure that way.
My gut is telling me she won't react horribly. She IS into older guys. Had she found this out prior to having met me, it could have been a deal breaker, but I can tell that she's into me, so she'll find a way to rationalize it to herself. Her gf's (who are single) may try and change her mind though.
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I did the same thing ( Laura) told her I was 37 when I was really 47... ( she found out when I had to go to the emergency room and they asked " date of birth " and without thinking I said "1963" ) ..: she was pissed but got over it ( once they are into you it's kind of too late/ you wouldn't have even had a shot with this chick if you didn't lie about your age) let it ride ....
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5 years down the line would be good with me. I don't feel the pressure that way.
My gut is telling me she won't react horribly. She IS into older guys. Had she found this out prior to having met me, it could have been a deal breaker, but I can tell that she's into me, so she'll find a way to rationalize it to herself. Her gf's (who are single) may try and change her mind though.
Never bring it up.
If you get bagged, act like it was a typo.
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Tell her but don't explain why...it makes you look weak and puts the leverage in the relationship on her side. Plus she'll think you're mysterious and dangerous.
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I did the same thing ( Laura) told her I was 37 when I was really 47... ( she found out when I had to go to the emergency room and they asked " date of birth " and without thinking I said "1963" ) ..: she was pissed but got over it ( once they are into you it's kind of too late/ you wouldn't have even had a shot with this chick if you didn't lie about your age) let it ride ....
Okay so you're saying don't bring it up? She'll eventually find out man. She even sent me a facebook friend invite this morning (After yesterdays great date). She'll see my friends (and how older they are), my sisters ages, etc... She'll put 2 and 2 together. Haven't yet accepted the friend invite though. My excuse is that I don't really use facebook, which is legit.
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Tell her but don't explain why...it makes you look weak and puts the leverage in the relationship on her side. Plus she'll think you're mysterious and dangerous.
What wording would you choose?
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Who needs to say shit? You'll get over her shit eventually just lie until then.
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Just tell her you forgot your actual age, I always forget mone and have to ask wor lass how old I am whenever it falls in the middle of the range ie 22 to 28, 32 to 38 ect
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just gotta keep up the lie now. meet her see what happens, she may rumble you and not want to see you again. she may rumble you and think fk it if she likes you anyway. she may not rumble(depending how you look for your age).
don't tell her till after you've banged her a few times (if you get that far).
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If she likes / is into you - is 6yrs That Big of a Deal Breaker.
Would she like you more if you was really 32.??
Tell her your age - Say you put 32 to get a chance to message / speak
With her as you believed you would both get on - & you do.
Her age limit setting would of prevented you getting together.
Tell her now or there could be the chance she thinks you were
Doing it deliberately to just fuck younger women.
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Okay so you're saying don't bring it up? She'll eventually find out man. She even sent me a facebook friend invite this morning (After yesterdays great date). She'll see my friends (and how older they are), my sisters ages, etc... She'll put 2 and 2 together. Haven't yet accepted the friend invite though. My excuse is that I don't really use facebook, which is legit.
she will eventually find out ... ( but by then it's to late/ she's into you loves you whatever) It's not like you shaved 30 years off your age and your Facebook
Friends are in their "70's lol..... If you tell her now I guarantee it fucks things up because it's " new" she hasn't developed deep feelings ...like I stated she wouldn't have even given you a chance if you were truthful from the beginning ( like someone else said girls lie about their age all the time on
Those dating sites! .. Just make sure your date of birth isn't on
Your Facebook profile and ... You 2 will be laughing about this some day!
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Fuck......... you're a loser.
This. :D
But tell her the truth, only gets more fucked the longer you wait.
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Tell her your a gettbigger. She'll be so disgusted the last thing she'll worry about is your age.
Thank me later
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I would def ask the advice of a bunch of closet homos that live in mom's basement and look at pictures of muscly guys their opinion. ::)
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I would def ask the advice of a bunch of closet homos that live in mom's basement and look at pictures of muscly guys their opinion. ::)
Speak for yourself Homotastic basement dweller.
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Speak for yourself Homotastic basement dweller.
I WAS speaking for myself >:(
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That's not a big deal at all, I mean - you're not 48, that age difference was probably the smallest in my family tree, starting with my grandparents. My wife, if I'll ever have one, will be younger no less than 8 years, I'd prefer 10-12 tho', current gf younger over 6 years, and I already start to kind of surpass her in the "good body" department (and she's hot, good genes, but needs to ramp up her training if she wants to keep up with me).
My advice - LIE for at least three-four more months, lie through your teeth till she "falls in love" with you, don't listen to these rightful pussies, you don't have anything to loose in this case if you tell her later, rather than sooner. If she happens to really like you, females are emotional creatures, trust me - she'll get over that soon, and what the hell - you are JUST 38 ffs.
I fella I know met his wife 20 years ago, he's 11 years older than her. When they met fucker lied even his name, because he had a gf (and age by 6 years), she figured out like half a year later (yes, even his real name lol).
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I would def ask the advice of a bunch of closet homos that live in mom's basement and look at pictures of muscly guys their opinion. ::)
This!
Most here are socially awkward losers who wouldn't know what to do with a real female if presented, and this is not in theory, a very bad place to ask for advice about females.
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Dude, you really don't need advice from anyone.
Just be honest.
Really, it's not that difficult. You screwed up by lying. Be a "man" and face the music.
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Dude, you really don't need advice from anyone.
Just be honest.
Really, it's not that difficult. You screwed up by lying. Be a "man" and face the music.
Face the music when caught, or face the music now (on the next date)?
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Dude, you really don't need advice from anyone.
Just be honest.
Really, it's not that difficult. You screwed up by lying. Be a "man" and face the music.
Better to fuck the brain out of her for a few months before "facing the music". If she will bail, she will bail now or later, it doesn't matter, but he'd be able to have some great time with her fresh pussay.
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Does she wear makeup? Good you're both lying.
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Face the music when caught, or face the music now (on the next date)?
Face the music now. Confess.
Would you like a guy lying to your sister or mother? No.
There you have it.
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Face the music now. Confess.
Would you like a guy lying to your sister or mother? No.
There you have it.
Take the morale ground. I hear ya. I'll do it the next time I see her, or wait until we get even more physically close, like after having sex, I tell her, or maybe just before having sex and the sex will be like makeup sex and she'll feel even closer to me. Hmmm.
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Have you dicked down this broad yet Danimal?
If not and it's been five ''dates'' then I have some bad news for you.
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Time to fake your death. Then come back claiming to be your older but similar looking brother.
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Time to fake your death. Then come back claiming to be your older but similar looking brother.
That or the ol' twin brother with a different birthday.
Works everytime.
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If you're going to tell the troot then now is the time before it gets too serious and lies exponentially grow.
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What wording would you choose?
I would say, "Hey, I'm 38 not 32...now put on something nice cause I'm taking you to dinner. I want to be on the road in 30 minutes." Then go do something. She'll be ready.
And never mention it again. If she tries to bring it up later just ignore what she said and pull her on your lap and kiss her. Eventually she'll figure out that its none of her business".
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I would say, "Hey, I'm 38 not 32...now put on something nice cause I'm taking you to dinner. I want to be on the road in 30 minutes." Then go do something. She'll be ready.
And never mention it again. If she tries to bring it up later just ignore what she said and pull her on your lap and kiss her. Eventually she'll figure out that its none of her business".
Sounds like a really bizarre conversation in real life.
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Sounds like a really bizarre conversation in real life.
Yes, VOD is deluded and thinks this is the movies lol.
Sounds like a line straight out of a cheesy romance movie/novel or something. :D :D
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Yes, VOD is deluded and thinks this is the movies lol.
Sounds like a line straight out of a cheesy romance movie/novel or something. :D :D
He really thinks she's going to go right back to putting the finishing touches on her mascara and not give it a second thought after coming out with that line. :D
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He really thinks she's going to go right back to putting the finishing touches on her mascara and not give it a second thought after coming out with that line. :D
;D ;D
"By the way, I lied to you about my age..................... ....................Let's go get a steak."
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Never bring it up.
If you get bagged, act like it was a typo.
Winner.
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Don't tell her.
Fuck her for a while and move on before she gets a chance to ruin your life.
This^^^It's a new chick so of course you're into her shit and she's into yours. In a month or two things will look a lot different. And even if they don't, they will in 3 months or 6 months etc. And you people telling him to ask for forgiveness? Are you guys fucking kidding me. You never ask a woman you're not married to for forgiveness. Honestly don't ever do that. Women are always looking for something to hold over you. You're just setting yourself up for unnecessary embarrassment. She'll tell her friends and they'll also hold it against you every time they see you. You're an old man to her and her friends. If you don't want to be called "old man" every time you see them, don't say a fucking word. And if she ever finds out and calls you on it, just say "what did you expect, we met on OKstupid".
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5 dates in and you're already marrying this slut and having kids. Jesus Christ what has become of Getbig.
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So, I sent this girl a message on okcupid. She was into my vibe. We went on a date. It went better than expected. Just had date #5 yesterday and I'm actually into her. Here's the rump though. She's 25 and in her profile, her age range is 24-32. So, on okcupid you can change your age whenever you want (unlike pof) and so I changed my age from 38 (my actual age) to 32 so that I could make her cutoff. Now that things are going well, WHEN would you bring it up? I mean shit could seriously backfire on my ass and go down really badly if it's brought up at the wrong time, in a bad context, or in a bad way. Only serious suggestions are welcome.
Not until after I've been in her ass. 8)
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So, I sent this girl a message on okcupid. She was into my vibe. We went on a date. It went better than expected. Just had date #5 yesterday and I'm actually into her. Here's the rump though. She's 25 and in her profile, her age range is 24-32. So, on okcupid you can change your age whenever you want (unlike pof) and so I changed my age from 38 (my actual age) to 32 so that I could make her cutoff. Now that things are going well, WHEN and HOW would you bring it up? I mean shit could seriously backfire on my ass and go down really badly if it's brought up at the wrong time, in a bad context, or in a bad way. Only serious suggestions are welcome.
you have facebook still? lul. no 38 yr old male should have that.
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Thread moved to the estrogen board in 3...2...
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5 dates in and you're already marrying this slut and having kids. Jesus Christ what has become of Getbig.
No dude. Not thinking of marriage. 5 dates ain't shit, I know. Just thinking that if this progresses, the shit's going to come out eventually, one way or the other. Women respect a man who's honest and has the balls to be honest and not give a fuck about the consequences (hence telling her I'm 38, not 32). Just trying to pick my moment.
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No dude. Not thinking of marriage. 5 dates ain't shit, I know. Just thinking that if this progresses, the shit's going to come out eventually, one way or the other. Women respect a man who's honest and has the balls to be honest and not give a fuck about the consequences (hence telling her I'm 38, not 32). Just trying to pick my moment.
YEP.
unfortunately for you, that ship has sailed. ;D
bang her a couple of times then bring it up non-chalantly if it still bothers you...
by the way, you are not the only guy she is talking to, and sorry but some guy is banging her right now .
what are you? 12? its 2016 for chrissakes.
good luck.
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Winner.
Does she wear makeup? Good you're both lying.
Some real solid advice but these were among the most well thought out.
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38 year old man into a girl ???
Most men by that age are tired of women's shit.
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Women respect a man who's honest and has the balls to be honest and not give a fuck about the consequences
Welp, you failed on that one. For fuck's sake....delete your profile. Proof goes poof then tell her a couple weeks later that she must have misread it.
Problem solved...
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The only way to salvage what will become a mess is to fess up now and kiss ass. 25 vs. 38 is a huge difference. You owe her at least that so she doesn't get to deep in her feelings before she decides what she wants to do.
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Do you live the success of a 38-year-old, or a 32-year-old? If the former is the case, you've probably already maxed out career-wise and won't be able to offer much more to her in coming years. This in combination with your expendable income increasingly going towards drug regimes in desperate hope of not looking like shit will mean less money spend on her and her dream of kids.
She'll sue you for all you're worth, win because you lied to her, and end up banging Tyrone in your house, your bed and your bathroom.
Hell, the house dog probably wouldn't even want to recognize you anymore.
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No dude. Not thinking of marriage. 5 dates ain't shit, I know. Just thinking that if this progresses, the shit's going to come out eventually, one way or the other. Women respect a man who's honest and has the balls to be honest and not give a fuck about the consequences (hence telling her I'm 38, not 32). Just trying to pick my moment.
5dates and you havent had sex? What a slut
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5dates and you havent had sex? What a slut
This is more worrysome yes :D
Even with the age lie im afraid you wont be getting into her pants.
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Welp, you failed on that one. For fuck's sake....delete your profile. Proof goes poof then tell her a couple weeks later that she must have misread it.
Problem solved...
not a bad idea!
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Congrats on finding a young girl who can't tell that you are 38!
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Tell her the truth. you'll eventually fuck up and she'll find out anyway.
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I did the same thing ( Laura) told her I was 37 when I was really 47... ( she found out when I had to go to the emergency room and they asked " date of birth " and without thinking I said "1963" ) ..: she was pissed but got over it ( once they are into you it's kind of too late/ you wouldn't have even had a shot with this chick if you didn't lie about your age) let it ride ....
and look how that turned out! :D
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::) ::)1. You actually have a Facebook account? And why in the world would you be friends with her online?
2. Don't tell her anything.. As others have pointed bang her for a while and let fate take it's course.
3. I would be more worried about your laptop filled with videos of Kai and his grapefruit.
And where are the pics?
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Plenty of insecure and probably jealous losers in itt.
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Seems to be ducking the question :-\
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Just link her to this thread and let her decide for herself.
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If she's into you, it won't matter. Thirteen years is not that big a gap.
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No dude. Not thinking of marriage. 5 dates ain't shit, I know. Just thinking that if this progresses, the shit's going to come out eventually, one way or the other. Women respect a man who's honest and has the balls to be honest and not give a fuck about the consequences (hence telling her I'm 38, not 32). Just trying to pick my moment.
you lied to her in the first place knowing she wasn't interested in guys your age so it's obvious you have the morals of an alley cat already, so just roll with the punches now and stop worrying about BS like what "women respect".
barring that go find and kill a 32 year old homeless person and take their identity.
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Petition the court to change your birthday to match her expectations.
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Answer me this...
Do you tell people the truth that you have fake steroid muscles?
Where do we draw the line?
If the president of the USA lies on a regular basis then that sets the tone for society. Face the facts. The original bodybuilders were Homo erectus. Fact.
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after a year will be done with her anyway..
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Answer me this...
Do you tell people the truth that you have fake steroid muscles?
Where do we draw the line?
If the president of the USA lies on a regular basis then that sets the tone for society. Face the facts. The original bodybuilders were Homo erectus. Fact.
Steroid muscles aren't fake, they're real. Everything in life is rented, natty or not.
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delete your facebook, why anybody needs that in 2016 i don't know, by now you should've already stalked all the people from your past so just delete it
don't tell her, more than likely you won't last with her anyways so why tell?
if by some chance you last, she'll be so in love with you it won't make a difference if she finds out
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Steroid muscles aren't fake, they're real. Everything in life is rented, natty or not.
:D
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Petition the court to change your birthday to match her expectations.
I like your thinking.
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with all due respect to the OP but do people really use online dating to actually meet people?
I mean--I know the websites exist and people do set up accounts but I thought, well, you know?.......I thought people just used those sites as a goof or something like that
human attraction is so "primal" (for lack of better word) that you need to make eye contact and smell the other person and all that shit for it to actually work
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with all due respect to the OP but do people really use online dating to actually meet people?
I mean--I know the websites exist and people do set up accounts but I thought, well, you know?.......I thought people just used those sites as a goof or something like that
human attraction is so "primal" (for lack of better word) that you need to make eye contact and smell the other person and all that shit for it to actually work
The greatest invetion after sliced bread (and steroids) is e-dating. try it. Have had countless fun and even love out of that.
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with all due respect to the OP but do people really use online dating to actually meet people?
I mean--I know the websites exist and people do set up accounts but I thought, well, you know?.......I thought people just used those sites as a goof or something like that
human attraction is so "primal" (for lack of better word) that you need to make eye contact and smell the other person and all that shit for it to actually work
johnny you never whacked it to online porn? you didn't smell them or make eye contact
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The greatest invetion after sliced bread (and steroids) is e-dating. try it. Have had countless fun and even love out of that.
I've actually "window shopped" several of the online sites and I've never seen a woman on there who's caught my eye enough to want to talk to them in either real life or cyber life
the above my sound "dick-ish" but it's sincere........
however, you've said you had success with it....good for you :)
not to use a cliche saying but "different strokes for different folks"
johnny you never whacked it to online porn? you didn't smell them or make eye contact
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apples and oranges ......btw- on a related note I barely watch any internet porn anymore
fun fact- my "ideal woman" (looks wise) is Christy Mack and I've literally never seen her in anything pornographic
I initially became aware of her via instagram
EDIT- it's not really that fun of a fact
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how is it apples and oranges?
if you like what you see you will be willing to meet them whether you "smelled" them or not
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I've actually "window shopped" several of the online sites and I've never seen a woman on there who's caught my eye enough to want to talk to them in either real life or cyber life
the above my sound "dick-ish" but it's sincere........
however, you've said you had success with it....good for you :)
not to use a cliche saying but "different strokes for different folks"
Plenty of worthless stupid whores, that's right. If I wanted a fuck session I'd go for these with their boobs barely covered in every pic, if I wanted a decent nice girl I'd write to these who had a few simple pics or taken in some kind of a subtle fashion, but no obvious butt or boobs advertise, usualy turned out to be nice and smart girls. Never wrote more than a few days, demanded a meetup after that if no - next, except a few cases when they lived at a far distance.
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how is it apples and oranges?
if you like what you see you will be willing to meet them whether you "smelled" them or not
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so I have to explain the difference between creating a relationship with a real life woman who breathes and makes your heart skip a beat and the animal task of jerking yourself off to some moving pictures?
there's a clear difference between those two and if you need for me to explain it then you're a complete fucktard
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Just tell her the truth and she should feel flattered, not deceived, cause it's not about money or status. Seriously, it's that simple. If she leaves you, whatever, then it's meant to be, you couldn't have prevented it anyway.
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i'm REALLY jealouse of jnn and da_vinci
it seems u are sick and tirred of having mind blowing sex with sexy strangers all of the time. u rather be without sex for a decade than to continue that endless pussy stream of random 9's and 10's. all u want now is a "deceant, nice girl"...
trust me, i know something about having a deceant, nice girl. it ends up with not wanting sex with her but all of her friends and even ur far uglier neighbor. it's not that great.
what do u guys even mean by wanting a "deceant, nice girl"? female gymnast? no wait, i bet for enlightenned alpha male specimen such as ur selves they are all boring and manly.... nba's cheerleaders? naaaah they r the ugliest females on this planet. hottest pro female tennis players? they are talent free and fugly next to u, i bet
can we switch places? because i can find the wife, but i'm too much of a child to appreciate it. i want to feel how it's like to have thousands of 9's and 10's want me. what is ur secret?
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i'm REALLY jealouse of jnn and da_vinci
it seems u are sick and tirred of having mind blowing sex with sexy strangers all of the time. u rather be without sex for a decade than to continue that endless pussy stream of random 9's and 10's. all u want now is a "deceant, nice girl"...
trust me, i know something about having a deceant, nice girl. it ends up with not wanting sex with her but all of her friends and even ur far uglier neighbor. it's not that great.
what do u guys even mean by wanting a "deceant, nice girl"? female gymnast? no wait, i bet for enlightenned alpha male specimen such as ur selves they are all boring and manly.... nba's cheerleaders? naaaah they r the ugliest females on this planet. hottest pro female tennis players? they are talent free and fugly next to u, i bet
can we switch places? because i can find the wife, but i'm too much of a child to appreciate it. i want to feel how it's like to have thousands of 9's and 10's want me. what is ur secret?
it's just a matter of "getting older"....that's all
and by "Getting older" I don't mean "I can't keep up"
I've probably used this analogy before but i'll use it again
when you're 4, you had a tri-cycle
You LOVED riding that tri-cycle
you rode that tri-cycle every day
you turn 8
you can still ride that same try-cycle
shit- you probably can ride that thing WAY better than when you were 4
but, does 8 year old you really want to ride that same tri-cycle anymore?
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it's just a matter of "getting older"....that's all
and by "Getting older" I don't mean "I can't keep up"
I've probably used this analogy before but i'll use it again
when you're 4, you had a tri-cycle
You LOVED riding that tri-cycle
you rode that tri-cycle every day
you turn 8
you can still ride that same try-cycle
shit- you probably can ride that thing WAY better than when you were 4
but, does 8 year old you really want to ride that same tri-cycle anymore?
i understand that perfectly. shit gets boring.
well, u will most likely find a woman just for u. u look good, u don't sell drugs, have a stable job and i'm guessing u have a good vocabulary.
me, i'm still trying to figure out how to get laid without talking about what i do for a living and without lying about what i do for a living. until then, i'm going to keep fucking my former girlfriend every so often. not very often. because she's like the "when my dick is about to fall out" option, the only option. she's also the "nice, deceant girl" u talk about. i'm just frustrated of u guys for getting bored of something i managed to experience for only a short period of time years ago. but, after a hundred years, it doesn't matter. honest to god she's so deceant and nice, would be a fun wife to have.... but fuck no to that shit
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so I have to explain the difference between creating a relationship with a real life woman who breathes and makes your heart skip a beat and the animal task of jerking yourself off to some moving pictures?
there's a clear difference between those two and if you need for me to explain it then you're a complete fucktard
the only reason she makes your heart "skip a beat" is because of the way she looks, which you can see on video or in good unedited pictures hence the popularity of online dating
no ugly girl "smells good", no 300 lb woman makes your heart "skip a beat" no matter how good her personality is
maybe you don't get it anymore because you have no desire for sex in like 6 years
all guys want is a good looking girl that doesn't disagree with him and his ways, all the other stuff means shit if she looks like shit
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Age is just a social construct much like gender. Don't tell her...if she finds out just tell her you identify as a 32 year old. Then say something about Kaitlyn Jenner. You'll be fine.
Seriously though if she finds out later on, just play it off like it's no big deal and everyone lies on their online profiles. Once you get your claws into her and she starts to really like you it won't matter.
Just keep your mouth shut for now.
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me, i'm still trying to figure out how to get laid without talking about what i do for a living and without lying about what i do for a living. until then, i'm going to keep fucking my former girlfriend every so often. not very often. because she's like the "when ur dick is about to fall out" option, the only option. she's also the "nice, deceant girl" u talk about. i'm just frustrated of u guys for getting bored of something i managed to experience for only a short period of time years ago. but, after a hundred years, it doesn't matter
i understand that perfectly. shit gets boring.
well, u will most likely find a woman just for u. u look good, u don't sell drugs, have a stable job and i'm guessing u have a good vocabulary.
me, i'm still trying to figure out how to get laid without talking about what i do for a living and without lying about what i do for a living. until then, i'm going to keep fucking my former girlfriend every so often. not very often. because she's like the "when my dick is about to fall out" option, the only option. she's also the "nice, deceant girl" u talk about. i'm just frustrated of u guys for getting bored of something i managed to experience for only a short period of time years ago. but, after a hundred years, it doesn't matter. honest to god she's so deceant and nice, would be a fun wife to have.... but fuck no to that shit
I never thought I would become the "me" that I currently am
but I became current me ORGANICALLY....I didn't have to force it...it just happened.....
whatever happens to you or whatever you feel just let it be natural and don't force it......the mistakes you make now are what make you wiser when you get older and it will happen but by no means force anything.......if I wanted to "bang sluts" then I would but I don't want too.....i'm genuinely turned off by vapid women (which some of you may find Ironic given that I stated that i'm genuinely attracted to Christy Mack's looks but I was talking about her looks- if she opened her mouth and sounded like a valley girl then my dick would go limp)
older people will say that one of the beautiful things about getting older is not giving a fuck........and you really don't realize what this means until you get older
i may have gone off topic and went on alot of tangents but i'm not in the mood to really edit things and just let things roll
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i understand that perfectly. shit gets boring.
well, u will most likely find a woman just for u. u look good, u don't sell drugs, have a stable job and i'm guessing u have a good vocabulary.
me, i'm still trying to figure out how to get laid without talking about what i do for a living and without lying about what i do for a living. until then, i'm going to keep fucking my former girlfriend every so often. not very often. because she's like the "when my dick is about to fall out" option, the only option. she's also the "nice, deceant girl" u talk about. i'm just frustrated of u guys for getting bored of something i managed to experience for only a short period of time years ago. but, after a hundred years, it doesn't matter. honest to god she's so deceant and nice, would be a fun wife to have.... but fuck no to that shit
What DO you do for a living?
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What DO you do for a living?
warehouse, driving the truck, packing, unpacking, few hours a day, 5 days a week. don't be jelly brah
I never thought I would become the "me" that I currently am
but I became current me ORGANICALLY....I didn't have to force it...it just happened.....
whatever happens to you or whatever you feel just let it be natural and don't force it......the mistakes you make now are what make you wiser when you get older and it will happen but by no means force anything.......if I wanted to "bang sluts" then I would but I don't want too.....i'm genuinely turned off by vapid women (which some of you may find Ironic given that I stated that i'm genuinely attracted to Christy Mack's looks but I was talking about her looks- if she opened her mouth and sounded like a valley girl then my dick would go limp)
older people will say that one of the beautiful things about getting older is not giving a fuck........and you really don't realize what this means until you get older
i may have gone off topic and went on alot of tangents but i'm not in the mood to really edit things and just let things roll
yeah i get u completely. i'm worried when i get older and wiser that i regret i didn't fuck hotties more often, not attending to the summer festival carnage etc... like, i'm too bored to try to get laid, but my lack of trying to get laid is in direct connection with my self image, which is skinnier, weaker and no tann having ass and i don't like myself physically at the moment at all. i wonder would i go into pimp mode if i got few pounds more muscle on my frame and a great tann or would i still be boring as shit because i don't want to drive the tricycle again.
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Congrats on finding a young girl who can't tell that you are 38!
haha. Was seeing (fucking) a 19 year and 22 year old who both thought I was 28. I can pass for younger.
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i'm worried when i get older and wiser that i regret i didn't fuck hotties more often, not attending to the summer festival carnage etc...
these things you won't regret...
you will regret things that involve pursuing your dream though......THAT you'll regret however
women come and go....your dream though is another story all together
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::) ::)1. You actually have a Facebook account? And why in the world would you be friends with her online?
2. Don't tell her anything.. As others have pointed bang her for a while and let fate take it's course.
3. I would be more worried about your laptop filled with videos of Kai and his grapefruit.
And where are the pics?
Never use facebook. Haven't accepted her friend invite.
Haven't told her yet. Will eventually though.
Was never a fan of Kai and I don't like grapefruits.
No pics for you.
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delete your facebook, why anybody needs that in 2016 i don't know, by now you should've already stalked all the people from your past so just delete it
don't tell her, more than likely you won't last with her anyways so why tell?
if by some chance you last, she'll be so in love with you it won't make a difference if she finds out
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2nd and 3rd line are money.
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these things you won't regret...
you will regret things that involve pursuing your dream though......THAT you'll regret however
women come and go....your dream though is another story all together
shit, my dream...
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with all due respect to the OP but do people really use online dating to actually meet people?
I mean--I know the websites exist and people do set up accounts but I thought, well, you know?.......I thought people just used those sites as a goof or something like that
human attraction is so "primal" (for lack of better word) that you need to make eye contact and smell the other person and all that shit for it to actually work
It CAN work. 2 previous ex's (both 3-4 year relationships) were off of a dating site. It used to be easier to meet girls in my clubbing/school days. Now it's just convenient looking through an online menu.
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Just tell her the truth and she should feel flattered, not deceived, cause it's not about money or status. Seriously, it's that simple. If she leaves you, whatever, then it's meant to be, you couldn't have prevented it anyway.
How would you bring it up? What would be your wording? Just curious.
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Age is just a social construct much like gender. Don't tell her...if she finds out just tell her you identify as a 32 year old. Then say something about Kaitlyn Jenner. You'll be fine.
Seriously though if she finds out later on, just play it off like it's no big deal and everyone lies on their online profiles. One you get your claws into her and she starts to really like you it won't matter.
Just keep your mouth shut for now.
Solid advice.
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Solid advice.
Or, you can be with her for 1 year, and if she finds out, its a deal breaker and she dumps you. There goes a whole year and, at your age, time is precious.
Do it asap. Like a bandaid--do it and get it over with.
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This goddamn thread better have some resolution
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This goddamn thread better have some resolution
I'll let you know when and if it does.
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i'm REALLY jealouse of jnn and da_vinci
it seems u are sick and tirred of having mind blowing sex with sexy strangers all of the time. u rather be without sex for a decade than to continue that endless pussy stream of random 9's and 10's. all u want now is a "deceant, nice girl"...
trust me, i know something about having a deceant, nice girl. it ends up with not wanting sex with her but all of her friends and even ur far uglier neighbor. it's not that great.
what do u guys even mean by wanting a "deceant, nice girl"? female gymnast? no wait, i bet for enlightenned alpha male specimen such as ur selves they are all boring and manly.... nba's cheerleaders? naaaah they r the ugliest females on this planet. hottest pro female tennis players? they are talent free and fugly next to u, i bet
can we switch places? because i can find the wife, but i'm too much of a child to appreciate it. i want to feel how it's like to have thousands of 9's and 10's want me. what is ur secret?
I can only speak for myself, but being tall, having an athletic build and somewhat decent face (thanks my father for a good jawline and generally "lean" facial features) pretty much opens the door in most cases, next is personality. I used to just create accounts on various dating websites, map out girls who are close to my location or in a radius of a few hours drive and get it going. Not every time it turned out to sex, sometimes I was not liked, sometimes I did not like, but yeah.. many times it was a great fun, tbh I barely can keep myself still now that I'm in a ltr, the memories and "rush" (of going to meet a new girl) just keeps comming and knowing that Id be killin it even more now (because I have even more experience, confidence and generally look better) doesn't help, I'm really fighting this. Don't be so mesmerized by this kind of "picture", it's a double edged sword. Plenty of guys find one decent girl and are happy to have it, marry, etc... BUT when you can have plenty - it becomes difficult to settle for one, even when she's very nice in many ways, but then you don't want to loose her, the guilt appears (if you are not a sociopath), but you still want to fuck these other filthy whores and you know you could do it on a whim. Honestly, if I'd create a dating profile now, I can bet good money I'd have at least three new potential fucks (no less than 7.5/10. Like - good ass, but no boobs, or very nice face, but a so so ass and average boobs) by the end of a month. It fucks with your mind.
When you have a "nice girl", you want a perverted bitch, when you have that bitch, you want a nice girl. It's never ending.
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This goddamn thread better have some resolution
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Give her Beaver a good licking..she will forgive you ;)
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Give her Beaver a good licking..she will forgive you ;)
haha, Classy as always Donny :D
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haha, Classy as always Donny :D
itīs true..i have a tongue like a Lizard :D
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itīs true..i have a tongue like a Lizard :D
:)
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just gotta keep up the lie now. meet her see what happens, she may rumble you and not want to see you again. she may rumble you and think fk it if she likes you anyway. she may not rumble(depending how you look for your age).
When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way!
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Tell it once you're fed up with her
ahhaahahahahahah!
I am presently in the same situation, i got a 27 year old girl and she thinks im 34 im actually 37. but honestly it was a old profile from match.com that i just had from a few years ago that i just paid the fee posted it up and didnt change the age (did not change on purpose).
Im gonna wait till i rope her in a little bit more, then just lay it on her when im in the mood but im am keeping it short and simple. going to try not to explain myself. but i have lied once before and it came out once where i had to show my drivers liscence for something. she was pissed but it was for a day or to.
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I can only speak for myself, but being tall, having an athletic build and somewhat decent face (thanks my father for a good jawline and generally "lean" facial features) pretty much opens the door in most cases, next is personality. I used to just create accounts on various dating websites, map out girls who are close to my location or in a radius of a few hours drive and get it going. Not every time it turned out to sex, sometimes I was not liked, sometimes I did not like, but yeah.. many times it was a great fun, tbh I barely can keep myself still now that I'm in a ltr, the memories and "rush" (of going to meet a new girl) just keeps comming and knowing that Id be killin it even more now (because I have even more experience, confidence and generally look better) doesn't help, I'm really fighting this. Don't be so mesmerized by this kind of "picture", it's a double edged sword. Plenty of guys find one decent girl and are happy to have it, marry, etc... BUT when you can have plenty - it becomes difficult to settle for one, even when she's very nice in many ways, but then you don't want to loose her, the guilt appears (if you are not a sociopath), but you still want to fuck these other filthy whores and you know you could do it on a whim. Honestly, if I'd create a dating profile now, I can bet good money I'd have at least three new potential fucks (no less than 7.5/10. Like - good ass, but no boobs, or very nice face, but a so so ass and average boobs) by the end of a month. It fucks with your mind.
When you have a "nice girl", you want a perverted bitch, when you have that bitch, you want a nice girl. It's never ending.
Dude I sooooooooooooooo hear this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ahhaahahahahahah!
I am presently in the same situation, i got a 27 year old girl and she thinks im 34 im actually 37. but honestly it was a old profile from match.com that i just had from a few years ago that i just paid the fee posted it up and didnt change the age (did not change on purpose).
Im gonna wait till i rope her in a little bit more, then just lay it on her when im in the mood but im am keeping it short and simple. going to try not to explain myself. but i have lied once before and it came out once where i had to show my drivers liscence for something. she was pissed but it was for a day or to.
If I'd break up with current gf I think I'll start lying through my teeth as a best sociopath there are. I mean - I look about 25 (30 currently), it's a lil easier to bed 21yos if they think you're like 27 (but that's not a rule, far from it, plenty like guys with more experience). That's if on e-dating, irl no point to lie from a get go, if she likes you, she likes you regardless, they are a lot more emotional than logical usualy.
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Best advice is to fuck her a few more times then dispose of her body.
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I just told her my real age. At first she said she wasn't happy that I lied to her, but accepts my apology and is okay with it. She may change her mind after telling her parents/sister/girlfriends, etc, but anyway, it's out there now.
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I just told her my real age. At first she said she wasn't happy that I lied to her, but accepts my apology and is okay with it. She may change her mind after telling her parents/sister/girlfriends, etc, but anyway, it's out there now.
Did you fuck her at least once already? She won't care if she likes you anyway... After 25 age differencies become relative for each side. Best of luck.
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Now she thinks she has a get out of jail card. She'll suck some random cock and think you're even. Women are vindictive kunts
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ahhaahahahahahah!
I am presently in the same situation, i got a 27 year old girl and she thinks im 34 im actually 37. but honestly it was a old profile from match.com that i just had from a few years ago that i just paid the fee posted it up and didnt change the age (did not change on purpose).
Im gonna wait till i rope her in a little bit more, then just lay it on her when im in the mood but im am keeping it short and simple. going to try not to explain myself. but i have lied once before and it came out once where i had to show my drivers liscence for something. she was pissed but it was for a day or to.
I just told her and I lied by 6 years. If she likes you, she'll stick around.
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So, I sent this girl a message on okcupid. She was into my vibe. We went on a date. It went better than expected. Just had date #5 yesterday and I'm actually into her. Here's the rump though. She's 25 and in her profile, her age range is 24-32. So, on okcupid you can change your age whenever you want (unlike pof) and so I changed my age from 38 (my actual age) to 32 so that I could make her cutoff. Now that things are going well, WHEN and HOW would you bring it up? I mean shit could seriously backfire on my ass and go down really badly if it's brought up at the wrong time, in a bad context, or in a bad way. Only serious suggestions are welcome.
"Here's the rump...." Was this a Freudian slip? Usually the expression is, 'here's the rub'.
Either you are a young looking 38 or she doesn't care about a fellow's age as much as she indicated. It is always better to be truthful from the get go. Sooner or later, we get caught in our lies anyway.
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I have some friends in their late 40s with serious humor, game, money.
they'll talk to a hot girl all night and be ready to take her to the beach or somewhere else to get some... and then some friend will throw him under the bus with "at least I'm not 48 like this guy...."
The girl bails. Every time. No matter how young he looks, no matter how well he's doing. They hear he's over 32 and they run. They go home with some skinny ugly 25 year old dirtbag over the guy they were digging all night.
I've never seen any issue turn off girls more than age. Gentlemen, lie your asses off about it, and beat the shit out of any friends that violate this rule.
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Now she thinks she has a get out of jail card. She'll suck some random cock and think you're even. Women are vindictive kunts
Guess Who's Cock She's gonna suck???....Let Me Guess...
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I have some friends in their late 40s with serious humor, game, money.
they'll talk to a hot girl all night and be ready to take her to the beach or somewhere else to get some... and then some friend will throw him under the bus with "at least I'm not 48 like this guy...."
The girl bails. Every time. No matter how young he looks, no matter how well he's doing. They hear he's over 32 and they run. They go home with some skinny ugly 25 year old dirtbag over the guy they were digging all night.
I've never seen any issue turn off girls more than age. Gentlemen, lie your asses off about it, and beat the shit out of any friends that violate this rule.
Well, I told her my true age tonight and she didn't bail, but the again, I'm 38 not 48, but she's still only 25. Score for me.
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If she's into you, it won't matter. Thirteen years is not that big a gap.
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l love reading how good looking, successful, care-free da vinci is...in every single thread about a woman or relationship.
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I have some friends in their late 40s with serious humor, game, money.
they'll talk to a hot girl all night and be ready to take her to the beach or somewhere else to get some... and then some friend will throw him under the bus with "at least I'm not 48 like this guy...."
The girl bails. Every time. No matter how young he looks, no matter how well he's doing. They hear he's over 32 and they run. They go home with some skinny ugly 25 year old dirtbag over the guy they were digging all night.
I've never seen any issue turn off girls more than age. Gentlemen, lie your asses off about it, and beat the shit out of any friends that violate this rule.
they should show them their bank balance
game changer
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l love reading how good looking, successful, care-free da vinci is...in every single thread about a woman or relationship.
TBH I'm only decent looking (height adds some points), my success in relathionships is good enough not to be depressed about that matter, but you are right - I'm pretty care free.