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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #75 on: May 19, 2009, 09:01:08 AM »
Todays training: Training hips with a fake vagina.

Before engaging in more deadlifts and squats, Debussey must increase its hip strength, and the workout apparatus of choice is a latex vagina. Duck has volunteered to replace the fake vag when Debussey's strength improves.

Todays session: Managed 3,5 thrusts before blowing out. This was pretty heavy for the hips, even though Debussey's dong = only 1 millimeter.

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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #76 on: May 19, 2009, 09:35:59 AM »
Todays training: Training hips with a fake vagina.

Before engaging in more deadlifts and squats, Debussey must increase its hip strength, and the workout apparatus of choice is a latex vagina. Duck has volunteered to replace the fake vag when Debussey's strength improves.

Todays session: Managed 3,5 thrusts before blowing out. This was pretty heavy for the hips, even though Debussey's dong = only 1 millimeter.

I have been doing many exercises with special negative kg weights; you press a button and get negative weights. I did -1000kg deadlifts the other day.
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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #77 on: July 06, 2009, 03:57:38 PM »
bump for more savage training.

X2 for more gravity defying workouts.

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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #78 on: July 10, 2009, 11:18:55 PM »
Debussey = getting ready to start working out again.

This is Debussey's new workout song:


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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #79 on: August 15, 2009, 04:56:49 PM »
Starting an 8 month training break  :'(

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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #80 on: August 15, 2009, 06:41:21 PM »
but you were so close to iron glory!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #81 on: August 15, 2009, 07:43:33 PM »
but you were so close to iron glory!!!!!!!!!!!

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In 8 months, Debussey will be primed for anal glory >:(

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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #82 on: September 04, 2009, 02:33:58 PM »
Arsehole rectum training part #1.

To improve its shitability, Debussey has decided to train its arse very hard.

The main training will be to pump turpentine into the ass, then make the shit in there mix with the organic solvent, then lit a match in front of the arse before shitting out all the solvent/shit soup in an instant (it makes a good dinner btw).

To ensure that maximum shit volume is obtained, Debussey supplements its efforts with laxatives to facilitate the shaiting.

Debussey wears eyeliner while doing this.


Rapport from shitting practice:

00:00: Debussey ingests a heroic dose of laxatives.

01:00: Debussey's arse starts making noises. Something wants to get out.

01:30: Debussey is struggling to hold in the emerging shit river, but wants to attain maximum shit volume.

01:45: Turpentine is added to the mixture by taking the tip of the turpentine bottle into the arse and squeezing the turpentine bottle so that the arsehole fills up with this organic solvent.

01:53: The  pressure inside the arse is getting humongous! Debussey positions itself on the toilet in the "birth position" with a lit match 5 cm below its arsehole.-

01:55: KABOOOOOOOOM! The shit POURS put uncontrollably. The fire project fails as the soup just falls on the match and takes the flame out instead of creating a firestorm. The result is just a flammable shit soup on the floor. Very dissappointing.

01:58: To quench its thirst for anal joys, Debussey starts stuffing things up its arse. A lollipop, an ice cream, a spoon, a cell ohone, a speaker, a car wheel, a pair of pants, a bookshelf and a house are all objects that are stuffed up the arse and then shat out again for spinster strength and ass-weapon capability.

After this was done, Debussey went over to Duck and asked for some porridge. Duck was unfortunately in a bizarre mood and decided to cook soup of Debussey instead. When the water was getting almost too hot for DEbussey, Dong Dildo Cocksuker, the main doctor in the mental asylum stopped Duck  and saved Debussey before it became too late. Duck was reprimanded, while Debussey was crying on the floor. What a terrible start on the rectum training project!

After this, Debussey decided to do some standing shoulder press with dumbells to beef up before going to McDonalds to get a big tasty burger. Unfortunately, the laxatives were still in action and Debussey's rectum sensitivity was busted + shit controlling mechanism = even more busted, and during the shoulder press exercise in the gym, the back of Debussey's pants grew by several cubic inches and 5 seconds later, brown shit soup with an organic solvent smell to it was running down the inside of the  leg portion of the pants.

Debussey ran out of the gym and could not go to McDonalds due to the smell.

This will continue. New adventures of rectum training and shitsouop solvent fire projects and weaponization of the arse hole via flame thrower capabilities = coming.

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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #83 on: September 04, 2009, 02:56:06 PM »
Way to go with the anal work out.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #84 on: September 04, 2009, 04:21:21 PM »
Way to go with the anal work out.  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Everything must be strong, everything. >:(

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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #85 on: September 11, 2009, 04:48:47 PM »
TODAYS TRAINING:

ATE THREE PIOUNDS OF SHIT FOR DINNER.



MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMM 8)

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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #86 on: September 11, 2009, 04:51:09 PM »
NEXT TRAINING COMING UP:

URINE DRINK AND 67 POUINTS OF SHIT EATING IN ONE SITTING

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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #87 on: September 20, 2009, 01:20:46 PM »
i think wearing the eyeliner was your flaw in the first experiment. i suggest lip balm next time.

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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #88 on: September 21, 2009, 04:25:53 AM »
Rivers of intensity...  8)
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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #89 on: September 21, 2009, 10:50:19 AM »
NEXT TRAINING COMING UP:

URINE DRINK AND 67 POUINTS OF SHIT EATING IN ONE SITTING
That's some serious weight. Props

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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #90 on: March 25, 2010, 06:33:51 PM »
Bump for a resurrection of Debussey
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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #91 on: May 03, 2010, 01:40:02 AM »
Glory thy anus  8)

Where are you bitch?  >:(
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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #92 on: November 11, 2012, 02:14:18 AM »
please come back, we miss u master

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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #93 on: November 16, 2012, 03:47:43 AM »
NEXT TRAINING COMING UP:

URINE DRINK AND 67 POUINTS OF SHIT EATING IN ONE SITTING

lol

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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #94 on: November 18, 2012, 03:04:22 PM »
Let this thread be a testament to the greatness of Debussey.
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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #95 on: November 18, 2012, 05:57:06 PM »
Let this thread be a testament to the greatness of Debussey.

agreed...he told me about three years ago that he was going away on a trip for awhile and would be absent from the boards for a few months......but he never came back

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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #96 on: November 18, 2012, 10:54:47 PM »
 :'( miss u

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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #97 on: November 20, 2012, 09:44:30 PM »
debussey was a fucking weirdo, but a good friend  ;D hasn't logged in for 3 years but i'm sure he'll be back in one form or another. Actually syntaxmachine reminds me of him, but i can't imagine they would be the same person  ;D
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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #98 on: November 20, 2012, 10:32:06 PM »
debussey was a fucking weirdo, but a good friend  ;D hasn't logged in for 3 years but i'm sure he'll be back in one form or another. Actually syntaxmachine reminds me of him, but i can't imagine they would be the same person  ;D

you guys thunk he was really serious about his advocacy of piss drinking???

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Re: Debusseys training log
« Reply #99 on: November 20, 2012, 11:35:00 PM »
you guys thunk he was really serious about his advocacy of piss drinking???
you dumb brute think that we think that the MASTER was really serious about his advocacy of piss drinking?