Too bad I didn't mentor you as a youngster. No condoms....shame, shame. Everyone knows about the "Insurance Policy". It's when you're about to bust, then plug her ass and let it rip. Aside from watching her squirm, it guarantees no whining kid...beautiful. ![Wink ;)](http://www.getbig.com/boards/Smileys/classic/wink.gif)
If one were so inclined, one could make a joke about being able to just "plug her ass."
You should have trouble just "plugging" a fine tight knotted female balloon knot with your pinky.
Again, I'm not a comedian, but I'd imagine one could make a joke that something is wrong if you can slide your wedding tackle in (lube-less no less) with little difficulty.