i was at the gym this morning doing chest.....a female trainer approached me while i was on flat bench....she asked me if i needed a spotter......i asked "for what?".....there was only 315 on the bar.......i have known her for awhile so she thinks i am her, and her husbads friend...not so...she then says "someone must be uppin the dosage"...i say "your current test count is higher than mine!!".....she yells out "fuck you, i dont do that shit"....i say "so those are natural shoulder dimples?..must have been a big fucking mesquito!".........she walked off to get her husband...he walked over and apologized for her....he said "shes just carb depleted from her contest".....

what kind of shit is that..carb depleted as a defence?
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