We "borrowed" a golf cart. 
Supposed true story as told from my Uncle to me.
the first hole at my course is down hill and when you're on the T box you can't see to the bottom of the hill.
my Uncle and his 3 playing partners were waiting to hit onto the green when someone from the first tee hit a ball that hit one of the guys in the head and knocked him out! so they call the pro shop and 911.the pro shop sends out an equipment cart so they can bring him to the parking lot where the ambulance can pick him up.
on the way the knocked out guy falls off the cart! the driver panics and backs up real fast and runs over his leg

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...they go and visit the guy at the hospital and he says's "Damn my head hurts but I can't figure out why my leg is so sore? did I fall funny when I got hit?"
