CalvinH
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« Reply #1450 on: May 05, 2011, 05:40:32 AM » |
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Even I've flipped a cart.  And hit a tree head on fighting with someone over the steering wheel!  Do you even golf  |
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« Reply #1451 on: May 05, 2011, 05:47:22 AM » |
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Do you even golf with those meat hooks he calls hands?? The whole caddyshack thing comes to mind  |
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« Reply #1452 on: May 05, 2011, 09:23:05 AM » |
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I don't even golf....that's the point, lightweight!
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« Reply #1453 on: May 05, 2011, 09:49:26 AM » |
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CalvinH
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« Reply #1454 on: May 09, 2011, 06:41:36 AM » |
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I don't even golf....that's the point, lightweight!
Then what was your fat ass doing drivibg around in a golf course ....just beers this weekend. |
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« Reply #1455 on: May 09, 2011, 09:21:47 AM » |
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We "borrowed" a golf cart.  |
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CalvinH
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« Reply #1456 on: May 09, 2011, 09:31:47 AM » |
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We "borrowed" a golf cart. Supposed true story as told from my Uncle to me. the first hole at my course is down hill and when you're on the T box you can't see to the bottom of the hill. my Uncle and his 3 playing partners were waiting to hit onto the green when someone from the first tee hit a ball that hit one of the guys in the head and knocked him out! so they call the pro shop and 911.the pro shop sends out an equipment cart so they can bring him to the parking lot where the ambulance can pick him up. on the way the knocked out guy falls off the cart! the driver panics and backs up real fast and runs over his leg  !!! ...they go and visit the guy at the hospital and he says's "Damn my head hurts but I can't figure out why my leg is so sore? did I fall funny when I got hit?" |
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CalvinH
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Getbig V
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« Reply #1457 on: May 16, 2011, 06:16:10 AM » |
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Fri night-beers and tequila Sat night-beers. ....was in Manhattan and stopped in a strip club.$11.00 for a Bud Light |
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« Reply #1458 on: May 16, 2011, 06:36:42 AM » |
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Fri night-beers and tequila Sat night-beers. ....was in Manhattan and stopped in a strip club.$11.00 for a Bud Light Damn man outrageous time for you to go to Myrtle Beach. |
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« Reply #1459 on: May 16, 2011, 09:06:00 AM » |
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Supposed true story as told from my Uncle to me. the first hole at my course is down hill and when you're on the T box you can't see to the bottom of the hill. my Uncle and his 3 playing partners were waiting to hit onto the green when someone from the first tee hit a ball that hit one of the guys in the head and knocked him out! so they call the pro shop and 911.the pro shop sends out an equipment cart so they can bring him to the parking lot where the ambulance can pick him up. on the way the knocked out guy falls off the cart! the driver panics and backs up real fast and runs over his leg !!! ...they go and visit the guy at the hospital and he says's "Damn my head hurts but I can't figure out why my leg is so sore? did I fall funny when I got hit?" Funny story! Not so funny stories are 2 guys I know both got hit in the eye w/a golf ball...one has vision probs in that eye and one lost his eye.  |
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« Reply #1460 on: May 16, 2011, 09:19:56 AM » |
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Great story Debbie Downer. |
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CalvinH
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« Reply #1461 on: May 16, 2011, 09:40:18 AM » |
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Funny story! Not so funny stories are 2 guys I know both got hit in the eye w/a golf ball...one has vision probs in that eye and one lost his eye. Way to bring the mood down |
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« Reply #1462 on: May 16, 2011, 11:14:05 AM » |
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BigFoot stomping out the humor in this thread. |
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« Reply #1463 on: May 16, 2011, 12:12:03 PM » |
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We "borrowed" a golf cart.
These guys "borrowed" a couple of boats and look what happened to them.
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« Reply #1464 on: May 16, 2011, 06:07:51 PM » |
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These guys "borrowed" a couple of boats and look what happened to them.
 They turned into a red X |
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« Reply #1466 on: May 17, 2011, 06:54:41 AM » |
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BigFoot stomping out the humor in this thread. lol |
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« Reply #1467 on: May 17, 2011, 09:59:25 AM » |
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They turned into a red X  |
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CalvinH
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« Reply #1468 on: May 18, 2011, 06:22:33 AM » |
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Damn man outrageous time for you to go to Myrtle Beach.
Thats normal for Manhattan,that's why I don't go to strip clubs there. |
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CalvinH
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« Reply #1469 on: May 23, 2011, 06:16:07 AM » |
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Fri was softball and beers then a bar and two bottles of vodka.
Sat was a beach bonfire with beers.
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« Reply #1470 on: May 26, 2011, 11:39:05 AM » |
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Fri was softball and beers then a bar and two bottles of vodka.
Sat was a beach bonfire with beers.
Are the liquor stores open on memorial day? |
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CalvinH
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« Reply #1471 on: May 26, 2011, 11:56:43 AM » |
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Are the liquor stores open on memorial day?
Nope,Sunday either. |
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« Reply #1472 on: May 26, 2011, 01:11:26 PM » |
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Nope,Sunday either.
Damn my credit card is almost maxed out I make sure I got enough to cover a few days or I got to go to showstoppas hopefully he is covered. |
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CalvinH
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« Reply #1473 on: May 27, 2011, 06:38:13 AM » |
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Anyone have good plans for the three day weekend |
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« Reply #1474 on: May 27, 2011, 09:39:36 AM » |
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Anyone have good plans for the three day weekend I do..Riding bitch later bar hopping on the shore, hitting the Rib, but since I'm in training and prepping for the next half marathon in 4 weeks I need to drop what I gained over the last 3 weeks. Cousins baby shower..Heading to Schenectady. Get to see my fav aunt.. No drinking for me for another 10 days..Day 3 of 7 of full body cleanse |
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